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So, like..

Does Spider-Man wear shoes under the suit? I know he's superhuman and can handle pain and stuff, but surely he's not doing barefoot parkour around New York.

Is this something that's been answered before and I've just never known? It's not like he puts it overtop of his clothes (according to Tom Holland's Spider-Man who only has underwear underneath) so what's the deal?

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we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

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Somewhere in between as a writer.

I used to hate writing poetry because it has to rhyme. When someone finally taught me that wasn't true, my life has literally changed. Poetry is an amazing way to just write to get words out.

Have the vibes but no rhymes? Doesn't matter! You don't need it!

Have the words but no structure? Doesn't matter! You don't need it!

There are so many different kinds of poetry that no matter what you write, it's either a valid form that exists already, or a new form that is unique to you!

THERE. ARE. NO. RULES.

Now, go! Go forth and write that poem you've been struggling to put to paper!

The most sure sign that someone doesn’t know much about poetry is when they insist that poetry has to rhyme.

And the most sure sign that someone is a little too pretentious about poetry is when they say that they hate rhyming poetry.

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I like when my dreams reuse locations from past dreams. like oh cool we doin a bottle episode

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Can we get young Thor and Loki TV show? Or a movie? I want to see the shenanigans those two did.

Plus I wanna see the first time they did “Get Help”.

Please?

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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Laura: oh, nice flag!

Wade and Logan: SHHSSHHHHH!!!!!

Blind Al: you dumb gay fucks, I know you put a queer ass pride flag in the damn kitchen! Don’t know why you felt the need, everyone who comes in here already knows about you two gay fools!!

Laura: *looks back at the Canadian flag*

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To be fair…

If I was James Buchanan Barnes and I saw John Walker (the man who tainted my best friend and Captain America’s legacy) running around with a bunch of known criminals…

I would also come out of retirement specifically to make his life harder.

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And just like that.. I’m back on my Bucky Barnes bullshit.

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Yes and,

This MF is IN LOVE

Yeah, I’m not surprised Steve went to war for this MF. 🫣

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THATS 👏WHAT 👏IM 👏SAYING 👏

They can pry his character development out of my cold, dead hands.

no cause we left him here so wtf happened

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The next time I see Bucky in the MCU, I better damn well see Alpine with him. I simply CAN NOT keep telling people the former Winter Soldier has a cat for them not to believe me.

I need proof!

And I need Sebastian Stan to hold a cute cat

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