#commission people to make Good Shit

[dp-dc-rantler]

I know this is a DP DC thing, but hear me out:

Justice League and MHA crossover surrounding the Bats and (semi)-reforming the LOV.

Let B's Adoption Addiction spread to the Villains.

Let B's Vigilante Virus infect the LOV.

Let The OG Batkids systematically destroy Hero Commission.

Fuck, have Hood snatch a kid or two and teach them gun safety.

Have Eraserhead stressed AF because there's a group of cultist like vigilantes collaborating with high priority villains and going after his kids.

Have a Bat or Bird roast Enji worse than Dabi roasted himself as a kid on the mountain peak.

Have Dabi get parented against his will.

Have all the Bats be cryptic AF because they can't fucking communicate right with these people.

Have the entirety of Japan lose their shit trying to figure out what the Bat and Birds quirks are, only for it to eventually get leaked after they win a big ass fight that thier quirkless.

Fuck the Hero Commission up.

Give Hawks the life he deserves. Parent his ass too.

Will they still kill? Fuckin probably! So does Hood, and B is only a bit disappointed in that now.

Have the JL going nuts on the other side because the Bats are missing.

Have Alfred kick ass while their gone because the last he saw of any of them they got zapped by combo rogues.

Have the Outlaws, Titians, Birds of Prey, Young Justice, and whoever Dami!Robin is running with tear shit up because their resident Bat is gone.

Gimme the chaos this would cause.

[schnee-gheist]

dp fanfic ideas are getting to me again goddammit

[squisheebugdoodles]

Okay Here Is The Problem: everything costs money and yet money is something that i just literally never have. solution? kill the idea of money so that nothing costs anything Please. i'm so tired

[jils-things]

just found out abt this new discourse on e.dds.world. :/ im disappointed

[tariah23]

I don’t think randomly dming strangers asking them to commission you is a good idea…

[feline-evil]

"Ugh why do furries draw animals inaccurate" dog it's also standing on two legs and taking a FAT bong rip wdym

[stellorc]

hello there c:

yes i'm in fact alive, and actually painting a lot (shocking i know!) but nothing is finished yet so please have these sketches. Look at this wonky little guys. I feel weird posting wips bc I never know if people actually like them. Too late now, I'll subject you all to my unborn creations.

Also, ty all for the support folks. I'm terrible at keeping a blog but know that every interaction is cherished <3

[fragglerockopinions]

It is so wild to me that some artists have shit like "won't draw: nsfw, mech, fat people, beards, non-women, glasses, hands, muscles, people without cat ears, old people, disabled people, non-milky white people, ginger people" in their commissions and people still feel like commissioning them

[polyamoryprincess]

I truly do understand the fear people have regarding people doing “fanfiction commissions” and making money off fanfics after the Anne Rice debacle, but we don’t have to act like it’s an inherent moral failing and like you’re a Fake Fan tainting fan spaces if you want to be paid for your work the same way fan artists do.

Anne Rice is a dick head for what she did and should be treated as such, treating the fear she’s wrought as some holy thing is fucking weird.

[toucandrawz]

Two commissions I did for someone on discord! I’m so proud of these, even if I hate the buildings on the first one, the first one took about 13 and a half hours (for 100$) and the second one took almost 8 hours (for 50$).

These were really fun and I’m very grateful to the commissioner for willingly paying me for my art! :D

[the-kipsabian]

im gonna lay on the floor im so overwhelmed

[yoohyeon]

I need to make a bank account somewhere else I always end up in trouble

[forcedhesitation]

okay it's looking like next tuesday? for sharing my hux skin. the hardest parts are done, but I still have some stuff left to do, as lining alone took roughly 13 hours OTL. it's very clean, though. I know it doesn't have to be, but if I'm going to draw a cool skin for my favourite killer, I want it to show just how much I love him.

I also finally got a call from the damn dentist and wow. yeah. practically the worst case scenario. which...isn't great, but it is exactly what I expected. not sure how the hell I'm going to pay all that off.

[allpiesforourown]

Bingqiu actors au where shen yuan plays the role of shen qingqiu, the evil fucked up man who abuses his white lotus disciple and is eventually murdered brutally. Of course off screen shen yuan is super sweet, to the point people see him smile and realize holy shit he is a REALLY good actor, his personality is the exact opposite of his character

Anyway since binghe and shen yuan are coworkers they're always being so cute with each other. The whiplash people get is insane when they watch an episode where binghe dismembers shen qingqiu, then they open up the official TV show's social media and see bhind the scenes footage where he's in his full costume but instead of his usual mean face he's licking sauce off his lips with a smile and gushing "binghes cooking is as delicious as always!"

Obviously people would pick up on the clear infatuation binghe has with his co-star and start writing fics and making fanart like crazy

Shen yuan: ohhh my god this is why I said a pidw live action adaption was a bad idea. The show cut out too much of the pain the protagonist went through during his disciple years and now people are shipping him with the scum villain!

Binghe, who has personally commissioned like 50 of the most popular art pieces in the fandom just so he can see pictures of him and his yuan ge kissing: um. Right. Ahem it's so silly

[krysmcscience]

At long last: either an alternate explanation for or continuation of my prior comic regarding how Bill was ABSOLUTELY naked in Ford's karaoke night drawing. (Because errors in art do not exist. Artists do not make mistakes. So if you see any in this comic, No You Do Not.)

I am so normal about these old dorks.

I'm not really clear on exactly when Bill started throwing his desperation book at Ford just like a needy ex do, but I find it extremely funny to imagine it happening literally the day of or after the makeshift funeral. Bill just gets this weird sense of 'Ford is taking steps to move on' and CANNOT FUCKING ABIDE.

I hope you enjoy all the goofy things I added to each page of Bill's sad spieling. (Everything SHOULD be readable so long as you view the full size, but I have added basically this whole little fanfic in the image descriptions, LMAO, which lays out all the little written notes and such.) Also don't ask how Bill managed to sneak that vampire pen in there. I have no idea, and honestly? I don't wanna know.

Oh, and a little bonus comic:

Of course Bill would take it as flirting. Because between the two of them, Bill is the bigger masochist By Far. :)

Also I have continued applying The Good Place logic to any of Bill's attempts to swear. Case in point, one last bonus image, this time with a motivational line from my slapdash Theraprism OC, EV-01:

Yes, its name is just 'love' backwards. No, I will not be taking any feedback on this. Yes, EV-01 was only ever assigned to Bill's case due to the Theraprism being desperate to make some progress in rehabilitating him. No, it did not work anywhere close to staff's expectations - Bill didn't even appreciate EV-01's matching fondness for bowties! (He claimed the fondness to be "cultural appropriation" and insisted he'd been traumatized by it.)

Anyway, if you like my stuff, reblogs are very much appreciated, and if you really really like it, perhaps consider my commissions or yeeting a teeny tiny tip my way? I am trying to recoup over 500 dollars in vet bills, ahaha... 🙃

In other news, I loved all the fun tags people added to the prior naked-karaoke comic (such as 'the hat and bow-tie stay ON during sex' and the classic '[insert keysmash here]', as well as the many amused/bewildered remarks about how I either made the bricks a piece of clothing or just straight up peeled Bill's skin off). However, I think my favorite thing by far was the several people losing their shit over the fact that I gave Bill toes. Like, excuse me? The magical talking triangle can have fingers but not toes??? Since when was that a rule????? 🤣 (Also the one person who reblogged with the cropped panel where Bill's fishnets pants are falling off to ask why Bill peed himself. Dude, I want to examine your brain...?)

Okie-dokie, I'm sick of looking at all of this stuff now and I'm off to go to work, after which I will either scribble some more goofy "Billford" comics or perhaps draw my lame human!Bill in Situations, idk yet. Maybe I'll even finally draw more than just a single other person's human!Bill...? Who knows, but I sure hope I can mix it up a little and not turn whatever I draw into a month-long fukken project. >:\

[nightzskii]

dont mind this post

looking at old tags the best i can