#commande mtg

[mtg-talk]

My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.

[8pxl]

lands i've made for magic the gathering 🌾✨ artist proofs are available on my shop !~ buy a wallpaper or leave a tip / twitter / instagram / shop 

[miniaturecanvas]

Another MtG card sleeve design! I love Bello so much, look at this dandy lil raccoon!

[peofun1]

playing MTG with people who have been in the game for like 20 years is so insufferable sometimes

every turn they're like "I play Cock Goblin of Guzzleberg" and everyone else at the table nods and goes "ah yes of course, the Cock Goblin, classic" and doesn't explain.

so I'm like okay. what does that do. and they go "well it has a Guzzler effect" and I'm like okay great what the FUCK is a Guzzler Effect™

and then after like 10 minutes of trying to get them to explain, eventually I figure out that there was a card called Guzzler Greebling that was only printed ONCE in 1998, and its text was "when this creature ETBs, everyone at the table has to suck your dick" and this card got so popular in Standard at the time that now all effects that involve dick-sucking are called "Guzzlers" by the players

[niuttuc]

Did Tumblr know magic: the Gathering has a buff ogre woman who does time magic through brute force? And has some of the most unique effects in the game? I feel like that's something Tumblr would appreciate.

[peoplegettingreallymadatcards]

[misscryptidart]

You know, I didn't consider that I would pubically have to actually play the thotty vampire cards when I bought the Secret Lair set.

[irlactualhuman]

Tolarian Community College has some of the best comment sections.

[originblue]

So there are more tumblr mtg players than I anticipated, it turns out. What's everyone's favourite commander?

I'll go first, Juri, Master of the Revue.

(Honourable mention to my meme deck where you have to get a date for Jenson Carthalion, Druid Exile by swiping left or right with his scry ability.)

[worlds-smallest-epsilon]

what’s say we add some stakes to this game of magic the gathering, hm? winner kisses the loser on the lips.

[runevex]

I do not blame the Commander Rules Committee for stepping down. It was all they could do given the situation.

I will never fully forgive the MtG community for the actual death threats that were sent to a group of unpaid volunteers working for the betterment of our hobby.

And I do NOT trust Wizards of the Coast to self-police themselves, or to place the interests of the community over the interests of their shareholders.

[dunebrainrotmtg]

Magic the Gathering cards reimagined with Frank Herbert's Dune novels and movie adaptations.

[disbarredgoose0]

Finding out Olivia Gobert-Hicks has been receiving the worst of the backlash from the most recent commander bans even though she was apparently the only disenting voice is just. I mean I'd say it's suprising, but it's not. Cause like. It's misogyny. It's a problem that has existed in the Magic community for ages and has onces more revealed its ugly head. It's the misogyny. The misogyny that has existed in this—and many other 'nerd' spaces—for years. And it's just... really, really sad to continuously be reminded that in spite of all this time, not much progress has really substantially been made.

[mtg-talk]

Source: FlorkofCows

Totally normal Magic: the Gathering interaction

[lyssalotus]

Any MTG fans on here? 🔥 Here’s a Chandra Chibi sticker to add to your collection! ❤️

[peoplegettingreallymadatcards]