#commande mtg

[mtg-talk]

My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.

[8pxl]

lands i've made for magic the gathering 🌾✨ artist proofs are available on my shop !~ buy a wallpaper or leave a tip / twitter / instagram / shop 

[peofun1]

playing MTG with people who have been in the game for like 20 years is so insufferable sometimes

every turn they're like "I play Cock Goblin of Guzzleberg" and everyone else at the table nods and goes "ah yes of course, the Cock Goblin, classic" and doesn't explain.

so I'm like okay. what does that do. and they go "well it has a Guzzler effect" and I'm like okay great what the FUCK is a Guzzler Effect™

and then after like 10 minutes of trying to get them to explain, eventually I figure out that there was a card called Guzzler Greebling that was only printed ONCE in 1998, and its text was "when this creature ETBs, everyone at the table has to suck your dick" and this card got so popular in Standard at the time that now all effects that involve dick-sucking are called "Guzzlers" by the players

[niuttuc]

Did Tumblr know magic: the Gathering has a buff ogre woman who does time magic through brute force? And has some of the most unique effects in the game? I feel like that's something Tumblr would appreciate.

[peoplegettingreallymadatcards]

[misscryptidart]

You know, I didn't consider that I would pubically have to actually play the thotty vampire cards when I bought the Secret Lair set.

[irlactualhuman]

Tolarian Community College has some of the best comment sections.

[originblue]

So there are more tumblr mtg players than I anticipated, it turns out. What's everyone's favourite commander?

I'll go first, Juri, Master of the Revue.

(Honourable mention to my meme deck where you have to get a date for Jenson Carthalion, Druid Exile by swiping left or right with his scry ability.)

[worlds-smallest-epsilon]

what’s say we add some stakes to this game of magic the gathering, hm? winner kisses the loser on the lips.

[dunebrainrotmtg]

Magic the Gathering cards reimagined with Frank Herbert's Dune novels and movie adaptations.

[mtg-talk]

Source: FlorkofCows

Totally normal Magic: the Gathering interaction

[rad-roche]

you know, i was ready to be cynical about the fallout mtg crossover, but consider me pleasantly surprised. a lot of thought and care went into it. yes man has my favourite card effect of the bunch

everybody just bosses him around. thrown from player to player. that's so funny

[haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

Yawgmoth's Vile Offering by Chase Stone

[btravager]

I came back to Tumblr and immediately deleted almost all of my old posts lmao. But here's a funny custom mtg card.

[peoplegettingreallymadatcards]

[incorrect-mtg]

Oh yeah, should probably post my "biggest tweet of all time" right now too, huh?