#comet yaps

[cometthecommon]

Impulse being a lowkey menace in wild life is seriously a mood

“He’s on the list”

liek SIR?? There’s a LIST??

also him putting anyone on ‘the list’ who screws with his teammates he is SUCH A DAD LMAO

"no more mister nice guy" from impulse and skizzleman except skizz keeps forgetting he's supposed to be evil and gets professional lessons to try and make him a nuisance while impulse is trying to physically restrain himself from stabbing everyone all the time

[hoes4matthew]

Pretty

Warnings: smut / sub!chris / soft!dom reader / handjob / praise / short blurb

Summary: praising chris while you jerk him off.

"You're so pretty, Chris.." You cooded softly, your voice comforting. Your hand slowly work up and down Chris' dick. Taking your sweet time with him. He was facing you, making eye contact as you jerked him off. His hips slowly moved with your hand.

It was such a pretty view. His lips parted as soft pretty moans came out his mouth. These pretty blue submissive eyes look into yours. The very quiet little "thank you..thank you" every once in a while.

"That's it...you're doing so well." Chris bit his bottom lip, his eyes struggled to stay on and they began rolling back from pleasure. He reached over to your free hand, intertwining it with his. He had a tight grip on your hand and your hand moved faster.

Not too fast. With of you wanted it to be slow and sensual. Even if it was just a handjob. Chris took a big deep shaky breath, composing himself too the best he could before locking his eyes with yours again.

"I- I love you so much.." His mumble out, his words followed by a high pitched whine. His eyebrows knitted together as he began to get close. Feeling that familiar knot forming in his stomach.

"Aw, I love you too, baby.." His hips moved faster, he began getting desperate as he felt the knot in his stomach close to breaking. His hand gripped tightly onto yours.

"You gonna cum? Gonna be a good boy and cum for me?" He nodded slowly. He moaned out your name. With one last thrust of his hips he came on your hand and the sheets under him. His face was so pretty when his came. The way he hits his lip and his eyes go corssed. It was your favorite thing to see.

You felt his impossibly tight grip on your hand loosen as he came down from his high. He took deep breaths. You move your hand away from his dick, pulling his body close too yours.

"You did so well."

@dev-sturns @1c3b4th @fratboychrisera @cherry-red-heart @mattsfavbitchhh

[silly-guy-tendencies]

Something about 3rd Life desert duo that has been going through my brain lately is how they both know how bad they are for each other. They’ve just accepted it. They’re ruining each other, but in a death game such as this one, it’s more meaningful. It’s a devotion to ruining each other. Grian and Scar are both impulsive in their own ways. Scar in the way that he wasn’t careful around dangers, and Grian in the way that he put himself in front of those dangers. They both knew what the outcome of this game would be. They knew that they were hurting each other. They knew they would die. They knew all of this, yet they stayed glued together throughout it. At the time of when Scar killed Grian, Grian had been furious and hurt. Yet he still didn’t kill him. Scar was ready. He’d accepted that Grian would kill him right then and there. Yet he didn’t. He couldn’t. They were hurting each other more and more yet they refused to leave the other’s side to the very end.

[hoes4matthew]

I wanna fuck tough guy Matt till he's whining and crying. Begging for more with his hands tied above his head and your panties in his mouth, muffling and moans and pleas. Squirming around as you run your vibrator up and down his length. Tears rolling down his face from how good it feels

Not so tough anymore 🥰🥰

[gay-mooshrooms]

do you guys think that laika and the opportunity rover are friends

[kitkabam]

Be prepared to see me flooding your feed with pictures of my Rook, because seeing her in-game will only feed my infatuation that I already have towards her.

[imnotskyguy-remake]

not to seem evil or anything but if i were sozin id kidnap roku before he can learn any other element and then make it seem like roku met an "unfortunate accident" but actually just keep him underground chained up and then torture him bit by bit over many years until i broke roku's spirit and then he'd finally do what id say.

[haydenthewitch]

Just a man -Epic the musical

🤝

Am i a man or am i muppet -one of the muppet movies

[real-odark]

if you were to ask me how i feel about a commercial jingle for regina comet, i might say its pretty good or something.

but if you asked me on a deeper level,

i'd tell you how much i absolutely love this musical. id tell you how im its biggest fan possibly ever, and i curse myself every day for not being able to see it. id tell you about my signed playbill of it being one of my most prized possessions and i used to sleep with it by my side. id tell you how the bootleg is one of my favorite things ever, and how many times ive listened to it, making timestamps for each song and even uploading a full version of it for myself to youtube. id tell you how its my third favorite musical of all time. id tell you how i didnt even know ben fankhauser until i found out about this musical and i dont think i could love any of his roles more than man 2. id tell you how i wrote my own self sustaining fanfiction for it. id tell you how i made up names for them. id tell you about my dozens of fanart for it, and how other man used to be muscle memory to draw, so whenever id go to draw something hed be the first thing to warmup. id tell you how i know just about every lyric of every song. id tell you how when i do home-alone theater karaoke, this musical is the first one i go to everytime. id tell you how literally any role in this would be my dream. id tell you how underrated its representation is, showing the exploitation of women in the media, and has such a good message. id tell you about how during silent reading time in class, id reread the script for this show over and over while everyone else pulled out icebreaker and stuff. id tell you how i have consumed every advertisement for this show ever. id tell you how i would go through every review article, and if they said anything even remotely bad about it, id find a way to counter it. id tell you how i used to go through every 2 pixel picture and video of the set (which is amazing by the way. im obsessed with it) and made a list of every single paper i could make out, how they asked the crew to write down musicals on sticky notes for it, and how i analyzed each of their sides of the apartment. id tell you how id do anything to see the original cast of this in person. id tell you about other mans bpd coding. id tell you about how i started to copy the mannerisms of these characters and actors and put myself in physical distress sometimes because it made me feel like them a little bit gulp thats not like the kind of physical distress youre probably thinking of btw i meant id like run laps of long distances because hearing myself breathe made me think of other man. id tell you how i dont think anyone could ever be more these characters than these actors. id tell you how i would just listen to the bass/piano/drums (all isolated) of the songs and learn the piano by ear. id tell you about the freaking haarrrmoonieeess in it. id tell you how cute and . cool the lighting is. id tell you how i much of the choreography i had(/have) memorized. id tell you how many times ive quoted this show (women in science. and, for a little bit of backstage stuff, nothing i will be woorrking.) id tell you how ive gone through all of their social media posts and every post theyre tagged in as well. id tell you about how i dedicated an account to it until i got locked out lmao?? id tell you how i may or may not have genuinely cried over this musical so many times. id tell you how i made floor plans for the flourishing pig (the hottest vegan nightspot in the meatpacking district) ((i got rid of them tho my bad lmaooo)). id tell you how even perfume just reminds me of this show now. id tell you how i have forced everyone i know at gunpoint to hear this musical at least once. id tell you about the complexity of man 2 and other mans relationship and nothing wouldve happened if they had just kissed sighh (/j). i would tell you about this show. id tell you about this. id tell you about. id tell you. id tell. id. i. .

...but ill probably just say "yeah its kinda cool"

[maybxlle]

association is a gift and a curse

[silly-guy-tendencies]

I really wish that in Dragons Rising that the ninja got different outfits or smth (excluding Sora and Arin they're fine).

Like I know originally Nya had a different gi before Lloyd and the others found her, but as soon as they left on the bounty she was in a identical gi to Lloyd. Cole, Zane and Kai also had identical gis to Lloyd as well, which is weird because in the flashbacks to when the merge was happening, they all had their own designs of outfits, but after they all go separated they had not contact or anything, so how would their outfits look similar? Ihe gi designs are also really boring imo, and I think considering they were all in different climates they would wear something that fits the place they're in?

Idk it's just been on my mind for quite a while and it bothers me lol

[faefrosting]

Love that everyone is choosing monsters for the poster art I made,, The man speaking to Comet is canonically his boyfriend by the way

I mean not yet in the context of the drawing, but that is his boyfriend

[hoes4matthew]

Please

Warnings: PEGGING / sub!matt / dom!reader / praise kink / porn w no plot / shortt

Summary: idk what to put here since there's no plot

Authors Note: If you don't like it don't read it!!

"Please, please, please!!" Matt repeated, his voice high-pitched and slightly wobbly as he continuously bounced up and down on your strap, the silicone hitting just the right spot every time.

His movements were sloppy and uncoordinated. His breathing was heavy, with loud moans and whines spilling out of his mouth with every movement. He looks at you through hooded, slightly teary eyes. Silently begging you to help him out. To grab his hips or touch him in any way, for that matter. 

He looked pathetic on top of you. Non-stop moaning, tears in his eyes from how good it felt, his hair all messy sticking to his forehead, and his cheeks all pink. His nails dug into your shoulders as he slightly picked up the speed. His head went to the crook of your neck.

"Come on, please..." He whispered in your ear between heavy pants and grunts. "Please help me out..." His voice came out as more of a whine as he felt a knot in his stomach start to form. 

You couldn't help but give in, your hands moving to his hips, helping him quickly move up and down on the strap. He gasped loudly at your actions.

"mm! fuck! Thank you, thank you, oh fuck!'' He rambled. He lifted his head up from your neck to look into your eyes. Tears were now steaming down his face; he felt fucking incredible.

The sounds coming from the room were loud and dirty. Matt's whines and moaning, skin calling, and the bed ever so slightly banging against the wall every time he bounces.

His jaw went slack, with only babbles and moans coming out of his mouth. He threw his head back, his eyes going crossed for all the pleasure. His vision began to get blurry.

"m' close.." He managed to mumble out loud moans. His breathing got heavier. You brought your palm up to his tip, rubbing it in circles at a quick pace. His legs began shaking. "I'm- fuck! yesyesyes!!" His voice was high-pitched as ropes of cum spewed out of his dick into your palm, some leaking into your stomach.

"You did so well for me, baby." He let out a very quiet whine, hiding his head in your neck yet again. You wrapped your hands around him comfortingly. His breathing was still heavy, and his legs were still shaking slightly.

"M' your good boy...?" He whispered, his voice raspy and quiet, as she spoke. If he weren't near your ear, you probably couldn't even hear what he said. 

"Yeah. My good boy." You very gently ran your hand through his hair. He leaned into your touch, smiling slightly. His breathing has slowed down now. 

Idk how too ends fics are so that's how it's ending

[hoes4matthew]

Me and Matt when

I want a slow make out session while cigarettes after sex plays in the back 😔

[confinesofmy]

learning that doctors usually just look up your deal and see what medicine is recommended and the appropriate dosage instead of using any special judgement of theirs has changed my world. i got a tick bite the other day and now i have a rash and i happen to have a course of doxycycline in the medicine cabinet so i looked up dosage and now i'm just taking it. for free. life could be a dream.

[singerorpheus]

Hi!! Thank you so much for the Hadestown recordings!! I LOVED Madeline Charlemagne as Eurydice when I saw the show, and I am so happy there are recordings of her role, but the character that drove me absolutely BATSHIT was Hermes?? When my friend and I saw the play, Waylon Jacobs understudied and was PHENOMENAL. SO natural in the role, the charm was insane, and Hermes' was easily the best costume in the entire show!! Overall Hadestown UK was such a transcendental experience I struggle to even put it into words, and whenever I try to, I just end up replaying your recording of If It's True bc that just sums it up ❤️

Hi hi :)! I'm just happy to give back bc of all the people who put up their opening night recordings that made me go to watch it irl HAHA I thought Madeline was brilliant too, she's a such a good Eurydice understudy, I actually wonder if she's gonna take over when Grace goes to bway Sunset Boulevard? And also did Beth go on as Fate for you too? Also yes, witnessing and Feeling the presence of Hermes in real life was so crazy, Melanie had so much of it, she had all the command over the stage and us the audience honestly!! I hope you noticed the new pocket watch bits from Hermes, it adds a whole new layer to the story, it really is so, SO crazy. Waylon was a worker for me, but a little thing that I didn't think to expect is how much my eyes would naturally gravitate towards the workers. I remember him and Lauren looking towards each other when Hermes said Hades would let Orphydice go during Wait For Me II 😭 Honestly I tell everyone I know that watching Hadestown was truly a life changing experience HAHA I could really wax poetic about Donal's If It's True (and his Orpheus!!) all day, I was just comparing all the audios the other day and he really has improved loads in terms of maintaining his stamina to carry the emotion through and god he really shakes the theatre down in that number for me. I couldn't be happier experiencing it live like I almost didn't breathe LMAO :")