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| | The besties playing dress-up through the years | |
#the winners of best couples costume at the halloween party every year#I can picture them fixing each others wigs#or being like “you'd pull off this costume better than me. you should try it on.”#just two goofs sitting on the tour bus coming up with different characters to dress up as#you know what would be even better? seeing them tackle some cosplay and hit up a comic con or something like that.#I'm picturing a Fres version of Merman and Barnacle Boy#Fred Durst#Wes Borland#Limp Bizkit#nu metal#Fres#down the rabbit hole
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Shazam forgets that he is the champion of magic and just shrugs when people ask specific magical questions
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Billy forgets he is a normal human child and answers simple magical questions without realizing
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Someone asking Billy to educate Shazam on magical affairs bc they live in the same city and it would be easier if a child overshares magical facts rather than a colleague sitting him down to explain basic stuff
Someone: Hey Billy, could you help us out with something with Shazam?
Billy, thought he had this whole secret identity thing down: uh. Wait, what?
Someone: Could you maybe talk to him for us?
Billy:
Billy: huh?
Someone: It's just like- sometimes we need him to help us out with magic stuff, but half the time he doesn't know the answer, and you always seem to know whenever magic is happening over in Fawcett and you're really helpful and you know a lot about this kinda stuff. Could you maybe track him down and tell him what you know?
Billy, internally: holy moly they haven't figured it out
Billy: Yeah of course!! *leaves quickly*
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Billy: wait. what do they mean I don't know the answer to magic questions I'm the CHAMPION of MAGIC. wait how am I supposed to teach MYSELF magic. I don't even know as much magic in this form as I do as Shazam! Why do they think I know more magic than Shazam?
#i should make an ask tag#billy batson#Captian marvel#shazam#and then Shenanigans ensue in which Billy has to convince everyone he's actually teaching Shazam magic#im talking like. water illusions. body doubles. dressing tawny in the captain marvel uniform for twenty minutes. putting freddy in a wig#billy does come out of it with his identity intact but everyone now thinks he's absolutely insane
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this is what i was cookin up while on nu:vacation [avoiding event spoilers]
my dream.....my hopes.......
EVERYONE PUT ON THE PRINCESS GOWN🗡
#those poofy skirts are very effective at hiding their lack of hips#don't need leg game when you're in a floofy ballroom gown#i mean. it would be nice if yall had leg game. get some quads up in there. maybe even some thick calves . perchance#i need thick muscled olivine revealing his glass slippers from under his skirt#his legs are LORGE and he's wearing his pretty lil stockings and walking in his heels perfectly#he practiced a lot! and now he's an expert 😊 i'm proud of him#meanwhile i want dante to try heels before wobbling and ... well#depending on whether someone witnesses him wobbling his reaction may differ#if there are witnesses he will stubbornly swear to master the high heels. if no one sees....#maybe he'll just swap out for a functional pair of boots. like quincy. i'm torn about quincy#one half of me wants quincy wearing the ugliest dirtiest most worndown boots under his new spotless dress#the other half is like YOU'RE GOING TO COMMIT. YOU'RE GOING TO PUSH THOSE CALF MUSCLES TO THE LIMIT. STILETTOS ON ! MOUNTAIN MAN#at first i tried making everyone's hair match the original princesses they're cosplaying as (so everyone had much longer hair)#but when i got to blade . it just. didn't seem right#then i started sideeyeing everyone like :/ this aint no genderbending hours...#i want yall as YOURSELVES. unmodified (mostly). just. wearing the dress is all#so i went back and changed yakuoli's hair to be closer to their OG lengths#BUT thEN i sat there staring at quincy kuya and garu#bc. come on. quincy with aurora's flowing golden curly locks. he was made for it.#topper put the wig on him and he can't be bothered to take it off (long hair can act as a nice cushiony pillow 😁)#and kuya without the sassy ponytail?? well... i guess i can let him keep that since he CAN change his appearance at will#and if garu is dressed up as rapunzel... he HAS to have long hair... that's just the Point#OK so yall in the middle can have some long manes specially formulated for this special occasion.#there was already something brewing within me when tjhey announced the silhouettes#seeing yakumo in his 🧍♂️ pose and regular pants...#i was feelin preemptively robbed of pretty princess yakumo and the injustice was just casually simmering in my veins day by day#then idololivine's words spurred me into action with a clear vision#and here we are now.#at about the midway point i was yelling at eiden#EIDEN YOU HAVE TOO MANY WIVES. I'M ABOUT TO DOWNSIZE YOUR HAREM. THIS IS RIDUCLOUS I'M TIRED
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help rafi is my irl name and her hair even looks like my preferred hairstyle (havent been able to get haircut recently bc busy) 😭 i feel like im ur oc fkdjsj
DSKJGKJDGHGDH tbh i just took a rather common name + hairstyle from where i live 😭 she'd probably go by a different name eventually but unfortunately that also requires me to come up w that. so. 👍
in the meantime heres her and aiza hanging out in town :]
#asks#anonymous#dress code rules where im from or at least in my own experience were pretty strict sjkdjkdghg#the combined middle school-hs i dropped out of ive seen guys with hair just a bit too long be brought to the front of the class and#get it cut by the teachers themselves after several warnings. honestly was pretty uncomfortable#the one in the doodle was a wig she borrowed from aizas own trans uncle!!! hes a stylist and also ends up giving her a lot of his own old#clothing whenever she comes visit with aiza :]#i think when shes older though rafi'd have shoulder length ish hair :0#duck ocs#rafi#aiza
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teehee
#snap chats#UGH FINALLY ITS ALL DONE#i still have to make final adjustments on how i have my wig styled and how ill do makeup#ill iron it later i promise i just wanted to try everything on frame one i was too excited ☠️☠️#buuuut what matters to everyone else rn is The Fit.... Acquired#my name is snap i like to steal rgg mens drip for my own#I HAVE PLANS FOR THE BRIEFCASE BTW its not just gonna hold my belongings. cause i hate myself#i might forgo the idea when i actually go to the con but i do wanna do something silly#but thats for ohhhh october ?? november ??? whenever them plushes coming in#i have two (2) pinstriped suits in my closet now this is egregious#id take a pic of myself all Dressed Up but 1.) No 2.) if you were blind youd still be able to see better than anythin taken with my phone#the canera is awful. plus ive never taken a selfie in my life and i have no full-body mirrors and i most certainly aint askin my bro LMAO#but yeah for now. hehe.#i got so sidetracked doing all this LMAOOOO fuck.
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Showcasing my Misha Barbie Collection:
Princess Barbie
Wedding day Barbie
School Girl Barbie
Single mother with two kid Barbie
Desert rose trailer park Barbie
Bakery Shoppe Barbie
Night on the town with the girls Barbies.
District Attorney in a pants suit Barbie
Fairy princess Barbie
I really love how versatile she is 💞🥰
#Misha Collins#she's a barbie girl in a barbie world#misha barbie collection#barbie#featuring ruthie connell as spell casting barbie#spn#castiel#Gotham Knights#Harvey Dent#much like barbie misha is a BOSS#and unlike some of his former costars he isn't afraid to have fun with various style of cloth be dress or suits or throw on a wig#if anyone comes into the tags talking about njcon 22 or joking about his label you will be blocked#thats it that's all
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I genuinely like long hair. I aspire to have long hair and look like a lot of men whos looks i admire.
I got compliments on looking so feminine and pretty recently
I cannot tell u how urgently i desired to shave all my fucking hair off. How unpleasant it felt to just Bam get reminded the way i intepret my own choice for wanting to look Any particular way in this world is always overshadowed by anyone outside me deciding theyd Prefer me a certain way for their own reasons
#rant#anyway. ive sure felt fucked up since then#i love how i look with short hair#to be honest i havent grown out my hair since idk age 9?#at age 22 i had long hair but i was peak dyke/engineering gayboy#i looked like Pat from Bad Buddy all cut sleeve shirts only with long bleach fried hair swept to one side#but i cut it off cause lol. it was dead.#anyway like. i love wearing lolita and wigs. so i was tryibg on some of my new wigs#and then i got comments on how Pretty i looked and i about wanted to jump out of my fucking skin#i do not see myself in long hair wigs as Peak High Femme#but goddamn the person commenting sure did#i just. i havent been so overtly sort of Expected to Be Femme as GOOD since#i used to work customer service and fuckers would come in and hit on me and say ladyyyyy maammmmmm nonstop#i used to have 1 inch long hair. binder flat chest. baggy sweaters. no makeup#and at that old customer service job just many strangers like ur so Cute so Pretty little Lady maam blah blah AAAAAA#and it was about then that i learned. i didnt feel like being butch just to avoid social comments#since it didnt deter the fucking comments. so i decdied back then okay fuck it ill dress and look however i Actually Like Best#for Me. since fuckers will say comments i dont like regardless.#but damn. been a long time since a person actually MADE a comment like that to my face#just. the implication i Ought to have Longer Hair and Look More Feminine. makes me wanna scratch my skin off
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OH MY GOD I JUST REMEMBERED/REALIZED THAT THEY'RE PLAYING DALLAS TODAY..... WHAT IF HE. WHAT IF HE DRESSES LIKE JFK WHAT IF HE. WHAT IF HE DRESSES LIKE MAR-[gunshot]
#What if he sings happy birthday Mr president...WHAT IF HE DRESSES LIKE MARILYN#Like imagine. He comes out IN A BLONDE WIG....ill start bleeding out of my eyes frfr#Can they stop toting now please I can't take it that's enoughhhh#Mcr#*touring being on your phone produce the weirdest typos i s2g#Mcrdallas#wow anna said something#anna's shitposts#My Chemical Romance#Mcr return#Return era#txt
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i hate that i do think it'll be cute to have so many more flowers on eevee 3.0 bc hand-sewing 72 appliqués is gonna be a huge pain 😭
#personal#i did 18 today! /waves small victory flag#i genuinely love how the ones i've sewed on look so far so i WILL keep going but also omfg#i shouldn't have counted how many i have to do lolololol fjeiwaofjwae#62 on the skirt + 3 on dress lapel + 7 for pin i'm making for the tail#+ attaching snaps for tail + possibly restyling wig + petticoat#(i have some new petticoats coming ahhh they'll hopefully be here tomorrow)#(i wanted a longer one to give dress the shape i want but i'm just sorta hoping it actually works bc i don't have time for it not to lolol)#man Busy Work Event at the beginning of may every year really bonks with my cosplay schedule#since i suck at getting them together like 6-9 months in advance like i used to#ooooooooops
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every newer gen kpoppy who calls it revolutionary every time a big name bg member wears something vaguely skirt-like should be required to watch lee sungjong of infinite putting his whole pussy into performing coming of age ceremony by park jiyoon wearing the song's classic form-fitting black side-slitted dress with zero gimmicks way back in 2012
#its Required Material re: historical kpop genderfuckery#no but im 100% for real. this was in the middle of the era where bg members doing gg songs in drag and whatnot was a really#common gag at concerts and in variety shows and whatnot- especially using bg members who were/are considered the most effeminate#basically it was a big Joke and never taken seriously. alot of the time the dances would be exaggerated and whatnot and yeah they#werent like. REAL covers. werent usually respectful of the original gg/female idol's work and all that. haha man in dress type humor#i know if you're old enough to be following me and into kpop you probably know this already and im talking into space but whatever#anyway. sungjong said fuck that and fucking killed it with a genuine live cover (dance And vocals) of coming of age ceremony#which- as you can imagine based on the title- isnt just an iconic female idol song but one that's blatantly about female sexuality#and whatnot. wore the dress that's in the original mv (or something very similar) and didnt play it up with a wig or anything like that#(like what's usually the case when male idols cover gg songs to make it more clear that its a Costume and they are Crossdressing rather tha#just. being a guy and wearing a dress.)#did not shy away from the sexiness of the dance AT ALL to the point of riding the floor at one point more or less which. god fucking damn#but anyway. it's totally true to the original and is unapologetically sexy in an inherently orientation-fucking gender-fucking way and GOD#wish it got more attention than it did because THAT is revolutionary. thats the first performance i ever saw where a male idol did a#female idol song in the original female idol outfit live without any gimmick or even the implication that it COUNTS as drag. its SUCH a#big deal imo. and it helps that its really fucking hot but thats neither here nor there. anyway. i know its been years but i still have so#many feelings and opinions about sungjong's coming of age ceremony performance ghfgjhdgfdh WATCH IT#sungjong#infinite#kibumblabs
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took the fandom few months to realize that nameless backround characters had better hair than literally any targaryen character in [derogatory]
#she was tomboy 🥺#she was more carefree#that her style#anti hotd#and lmao I'm laughing with the excuse they come up about Rhaenyra's shitty hair#they go OK first of all that's NOT Rhaenyra's character at all#and it's actually quite fitting how ugly her wig and dresses are given how mischaracterized she is#secondly it's not just rhaenyra. daemon's hair was an ugly mess#so was Rhaenys. Corlys and green/black kid's wigs#literally the only soul with somewhat decent hair is alicent and that because they made Olivia wear extentions#istg the way stans defend every shitty choice the show has made is insane#you'd think hbo pays them for advertising
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it is coming together 👍
#marlo’s stuff#don’t look up at me focus on the fit#I HAVE STUFF ON IT I NEED TO FIX BUT#YAYYYY THE DRESS IS HERE!!!!!!#waiting for the wig i am gonna go insane when it arrives#ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER!!!!! SWEETHEART COSPLAY#making this un rebloggable btw. i need to do that more often#for my followers and my followers only boy
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obviously there are numerous benefits to working at an amusement park but i think the biggest one is how silly you're allowed to be
#it's bring your kids to work day tomorrow and. first of all THOSE ARE A REAL THING??#2nd. no one in IT has any kids and at first we were joking like ''haha should we all be working from home that day as the kids will spend#a few hours on our floor''#anyways we're having an IT princess day on friday. meaning we come to work dressed up as princesses.#so the kids get a nice childhood memory and we get to b silly#i think part of it is also that all of IT does cosplay so if there's an excuse to dress up we WILL take it#also not any specific princesses. just. princess attire.#i am tempted to just wear my princess jellyfish cosplay but the wig is a pain in the ass
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just once, i'd love for fred, sam, john, and dj lethal to allow wes to paint them + dress them all in a signature borland stage looks for a show. i think it would be really fun and entertaining to see.
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#oh anon this would be fucking iconic#AW I'm totally imagining what they'd each look like#I want John to have one of those neon green visor wigs and green cat eyes#Lethal is like a tree man with fake branches going in every direction with yellow eyes#Sam brings back the red eye contacts and does his whole head and shoulders in a red and white acrylic dip#Fred just comes out dressed as a catgirl maid because I said so#and Wes paints his entire body blue with yellow and white handprints with totally white eyes#john otto#dj lethal#sam rivers#fred durst#wes borland#limp bizkit#nu metal#nu metal confessions
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I need to decide what my third cosplay is gonna be for DragonCon or I know I’m not gonna have time to get it together. 🤔🤔🤔
#I have my old gou cosplay I could always use if nothing else but the wig is kind uncomfortable#one day I will do the Persephone cosplay I want to do but I dunno if I want to walk around DragonCon in that short of a dress lol#Takina is winning so far bc I can just order the outfit and call it a day#but my other two are also anime cosplays and I kind of want a non-anime one since this isn’t an anime convention#i guess I could do a generic fantasy outfit#there’s gotta be a comic or sci-fi character I’d like to do that I’m blanking on#everyone else coming to mind is a gundam character 😔😔
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looking to form a symbiotic relationship with a jean/vicky fic writer
#I'm like 60% joking 👉👈#I'm such a pushover when it comes to Jean in a wig (and dress)#you can tell me to draw him and I'll always be like 🫡 on it boss#just like alone or whatever ship. i cannot get enough of this guy#fellas think of how we could nurture each other#not scribbling
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