#combinerwars

[pocoslip]

I Forgot Megatron has a Gun Mode in the Combiner Wars Cartoon and there's even a Toy that Turns into that Blaster

(Also Its probably an Unofficial Megatron Toy)

[tf-starfire]

It's Super Wild Card Weekend, so here's a picture of Superion. 📸Combiner Wars - Superion📸 . . . . #hasbro #transformers #generations #combinerwars #combiner #autobots #morethanmeetstheeye #generation1 #g1 #1985 #transformerstoys #toys #toycollector #toycollection #toyphotography #toystagram #actionfigures #actionfigurephotography #photography #photooftheday #photoshop #teamcanon #dslr https://www.instagram.com/p/CndCjrtO8U9/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[raurquiz]

#transformers #sevendaysofprime #optimusprime #g1 #reissue #godginrai #starconvoy #optimusexprime #binaltech #armada #huntfordeceticons #fireconvoy #combinerwars #titansreturn #ageofexrintion #thelastknight #masterpiece #goldenlagoon #warforcybertron #legacy #riseofthebeasts

[itsupermanti]

Thanks!

I first learned of this scene when The Lazy Eyebrow made this;

For one of his reviews. Then I learned that it was from the Simpsons.

The scene from the Simpson where Moe teaches a dancing self defense class, but it’s Jaune lecturing Cardin, Sun, Yang, and Ren as Ruby watches from the doorway.

"Self-defense Dance Classes?" Ruby Rose repeated, reading the classroom door sign.

She peered inside, finding Cardin Winchester, Sun Wukong, Neptune Vasilias, Yatsuhashi Daichi, and her older sister, Yang Xiao Long, seated across from a blackboard. Next to the desk, Lie Ren sat politely, clipboard in hand. Everyone else had pencil and paper, eager to learn.

"Everyone good?" The instructor, Jaune Arc, asked. He was wearing a black T-shirt and gray slacks. He sat halfway on his desk, arms folded. Jaune loved dancing, so she wasn't surprised to find him teaching a dance class. "Everyone here, Ren?"

"Present and accounted for, Professor Arc." A few students snickered at the name.

"Alright, let's pick up back where we left off last class." Jaune stood up, rounding the desk to the blackboard. "Who can tell me to five injuries that could result from a misstep?"

Yang raised her hand, which Jaune pointed to. "A fractured ass?" The students giggled.

"I see that story left an impression." He wrote on the board, 'tailbone'. "And yes, landing the wrong way on your ass can leave you not wanting to sit for weeks. How should you land if you fall?" Sun and Cardin raised their hands. "Cardin?"

"On your ass."

"Yeah, it should be your ass, but what part of your ass?" He pointed. "Sun?"

"On your ass CHEEKS." Sun specified. "The bigger the better!" The students chuckled, while Jaune drew two Cs.

"Yup, that's right." Jaune nodded. "But don't forget to diet and exercise. Make it big, if you want, but don't put your health at risk."

Ruby watched in awe of the classroom, and especially Jaune's teaching skills. She felt like she was learning a lot from this one class. Minutes flew by as she watched dances moves, safety, and spacial awareness were discussed.

"Okay, now for a demonstration." Jaune took a deep breath, closing his eyes. "Alright, here's the 4-1-1, folks; let's say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl." Jaune opened his eyes. "Relax, stay calm, and give 'im one of these."

Ren clicked on the beatbox and funky music began playing. Jaune lept in the air, and began strutting in place, keeping his arms and legs moving, but close to his body. As fast as she blinked, his body writhed like a wet noodle, and he moved closer and closer to the students. Before he reached, he lept backwards, landing on his hands then back to his feet. Reaching back as if to flip again, Jaune pulled out a familiar musket, and fired three rounds into the air, startling the students, Ruby included.

"And that," Jaune panted, "is how you use different styles to blend into a funky distraction, before retrieving your weapon and saving your fine ass honey from a bad rep. Ya dig?"

The students clapped as Jaune wiped his brow. He smiled and made his way to the door. Ruby was caught by surprise and could only yelp as it came open. Jaune chuckled.

"Sorry, I was just-"

"No, no, it's fine, Ruby." Jaune waved off. "But it's a lot more fun in there than out here." He turned back to the class. "That's it for tonight. I'll be here next month, and remember that twerking, while arousing, is not an effective self-defense method."

As the students left, thanking Jaune for teaching them, they all traded ideas for different tactics and exercises to practice. Soon, Ruby was left alone with Jaune.

"I, uh, don't really think dancing is my thing. Especially if it's in front of people."

"I understand, but I think you could really benefit from it." Jaune smiled. "Maybe even toss in a few rifle shots, too.

"Really?" Ruby asked. "But how? Crescent Rose is pretty big. Way bigger than that musket."

"True," Jaune nodded, "but have you considered keeping low to the ground, and using it's weight as a counter balance?"

"Kind of." Ruby shrugged. "Where are you going with this?"

"Tell me, Ruby," Jaune placed a hand on her shoulder, "what do you know about breakdancing?"

[g1rumble]

G1 Hook:  I didn’t request ten astroliters of Arby’s Horsey Sauce!

G1 Mixmaster: But your name was on the form!

[noritoy]

#transformersenergon #steamhammer. #transformers #robot #toy #combiner #devastator #combinerwars #energon #toycollector #toyphotography #toysofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/ChrwoMSOOWC/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[leozackk]

i will draw every obscure fembot before i die 

[ellatrigger]

When did this all happen 

[1-eli0-1]

🌈Photo shoot🌈

[stained-class]

"Course I remember these two. Beat them within an inch of their lives a few years ago. And I'll tell ya: there's only one way to deal with them once and for all—shoot them!" • #transformers #wheelie #shockwave #choroq #titansreturn #combinerwars #cyberverse #warforcybertron #warforcybertronsiege #masterpiecetransformers #transformerscyberverse #morethanmeetstheeye #lego #toys #epictoyart #actionfigures #rhyme #articulatedcomicbookart #acba #toyartistry #toyphotos #toystagram #トランスフォーマー#おもちゃ #アクションフィギュア #オモ写 #toypics #toyphotography #toycollector #toycollection https://www.instagram.com/p/CMKP5BaA5DO/?igshid=1j5jaahisugw5

[tf-starfire]

It's a little tiny truck. #altmodeweek Day 6. #hasbro #transformers #generations #combinerwars #defensor #autobots #g1 #generation1 #combiner #protectobots #morethanmeetstheeye #robotsindisguise #transformerstoys #toys #toyphotographer #toyphotography #actionfigure #actionfigurephotography #robots #toyrobot #photoshop #photooftheday #teamcanon #dslr https://www.instagram.com/p/CnF2WtWOZNJ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[primus-why]

Sometimes you go a whole day, a whole week, a month, a YEAR without remembering Machinima's Combiner Wars...

But then there's other days when someone in the gc mentions wanting to see more combiners in modern Transformers and you just

[crissiti]

I'm not sure if this is a hot take or a popular opinion but I went into the Combiner Wars miniseries completely blind and I'm just overtired enough to send this screenshot of a blunt ramble out into the world and probably regret my lack of tact later, thought you might enjoy

If anyone who helped make that series sees this I'm really sorry, blame the fact that it's the middle of the night please

Ah yes I remember attempting to watch this dumpster fire of a series and I regret is. I was actually still active in the fandom when it got released and I remember all the backlash it got lol. So dw you are not alone in the dislike of this trash. The only thing Combiner wars is good for is making fun of it

[primeconvoy1]

In action today is X-Transbots Berserkars Deathwish, or their take on a Masterpiece style Deadend!

Really cool looking addition to the team. Once again, I believe X-transbots nails the toon aesthetic.

The headlights feature is an interesting choice, and it doesn't impede the figure in any way, so I'm fine with it.

On to pics, Primers! Vehicle mode pics first!

[g1rumble]

Scrapper:  Lord Megatron, we have confiscated the Autobots’ supply of pudding!

Megatron:  You fools!  I wanted BUTTERSCOTCH!