#collyer13

[collyer13]

Why is it so easy to spend $100 on my husband but I can’t spend $40 on myself without feeling guilty

[mezzalunanova]

Last night I dreamed a bunch of my friends were trying to cheer me up by daring me to do ridiculous things. This culminated with a friend telling me to "do a thing" with "one of those weird guys".

"Do you mean fuck a cryptid??!!" I said.

"Yeah, I mean sure I gue-"

"@jackzimmermemes , go grab me my Moon Child shirt and my green flannel! @collyer13 ! Get my makeup kit! Everyone meet me at the cafe and then I'm gonna fuck a werewolf!"

[mezzalunanova]

@collyer13

The Cold Friend ❄️

[collyer13]

Story time

Last week I was watching Netflix in the living room and my husband was watching something in the office. When I popped in to see if he wanted or needed anything I of course quickly glanced at the screen to see what he was watching. He of course paused his movie to answer me. From a random, lesser known scene I knew exactly what he was watching and said, “Oooo, Starship Troopers”. He looked at me shocked and amazed that I knew straight away what thhe movie was. He asked me the obvious question “how did you know?” I replied “I used to watch that movie allllllllll the time growing up. It’s one of my all time favorite movies.” He wholeheartedly agreed that is is a GRRRREAT movie.

I love that I can still surprise him ☺️❤️

This was the scene that took me like 2 seconds to know what movie it was.

[collyer13]

I told my husband that he sucked for having larger pant pockets than me. He said he doesn’t suck, he presses B to blow

[collyer13]

Die Die Die | Reaper Highlights

[collyer13]

Digital Growth (New Vid)

So I've been messing around with After Effects and with the help of a vid from Video CoPilot this is the result.

[collyer13]

During the filming of a video for a completely different topic my sister and I got sidetracked talking about what it would be like to have a worm in your head that played music. This is how it went