#college!hazel

[elsweetheart]

Startling Hazel by sitting on her lap at like a party… she’s kinda faded but then you come out and she’s like fuck my life????

yissss yipyipyipyipyip this ends kinda abruptly sorryyy ❀

whenever hazel gets drunk or high, she kinda gets this blissed out smirk on her face that just won’t budge. i mean, there’s a reason people call her ‘haze’, cos she’s all dazed and relaxed and adorable. she’s pretty sure she has sunk into the couch at this party, the music a low thrumming as she chuckles at a joke she didn’t even hear fully.

someone treads on a beer can making it crunch beneath their foot, followed by a light airy giggle which takes a few seconds to register as you in hazels mind. she looks up, suddenly and wide eyed like a deer caught in headlights — startled all the same as one too when you’re suddenly directly infront of her, smiling like you’d just won the lottery.

“haze!” your voice carries like a windchime over the filthy low bass and a dumb, open mouthed smile spreads on her face. she wanted to slap herself.

“hey, you!” she subconsciously mimics your tone, pressing her lips together and swallowing hard when you steady your tipsy self by placing your hands on her shoulders where she sits. by instinct, she rests her hands on your hips. fuck my life, she thinks. fuck me, she thinks again.

“theres literally nowhere to sit.” you roll your eyes light heartedly, and anyone else would have taken the hint but hazel just stares up at you, starstruck before her lips turn down and she shrugs casually.

“damn, that sucks.”

you blink for a second, not sure what to respond and simply giggle— which makes her laugh, even if she’s not sure what the two of you are laughing at. another voice that doesn’t belong to either of you cuts through.

“this is cute and all but jesus just sit would you?” pj tugs hazels shoulder so she leans back a little before physically grabbing you and placing you on hazels lap like you were little lego pieces for her to construct.

“jesus, man.” hazel is blushing, arms hovering for a second before wrapping around your waist. you suck in a breath and turn into her, clinging to her a little in satisfaction.

“just until a seat opens up, i guess.” you smile sheepishly, faces so close to one another and hazel shamelessly looks at your mouth when she responds.

“i— yeah… unless, well — i don’t actually mind you sitting here. i quite like it.” she blabs, immediately regretting it. god, why was she so fucking awkward?

“okay good, wanted to sit here all night.” your voice is quieter due to the proximity and if you weren’t sitting directly on her she’d probably start crossing her legs all tight.

your words sink in and she guffaws awkwardly, nearly choking on her spit. “you… really? here? like, on my lap?” she asks, bouncing you on her knee in gesture slightly. she didn’t mean anything by it, but you grip her a little tighter and go all doe eyed so she assumes she did something right.

“yeah! you look… you’re cute.” your smile just gets bigger and this time she can feel herself getting red hot. she assumes that’s why you’re giggling, which only makes things worse. she drops back, leaning against the couch cushions now and covers her face with both hands, rubbing the skin there as if trying to manually remove the tint.

“man, what the hell. fuck my life.” she groans and you giggle more, pulling her hands away to look at her and fixing her hair for her, your knuckles brushing her cheek as you twiddle some of the face framing strands. she stares at you like you hung the moon and stars.

“hazel…” you sigh, and it comes out a sort of whine. she swallows, eyes wide with deep intrigue, briefly scanning over your expression before meeting your eye again, sitting back up straight.

“yeah?” she breathes.

“why’re you blushing?” your cheeks push up, and she can tell you’re actually nervous too. she throws her hands up a little, gesturing to your position.

“you try having a pretty girl in your lap, hello?”

“you think i’m pretty?” you’re practically twirling your hair.

“uh-huh.” her voice is soft, soft enough to melt you closer to her.

“you ever kiss pretty girls?” she can feel your breath over her mouth. she swallows, like she’s trying to snack on your oxygen.

“w—uh…” she was never good with words, so she leans forward and kisses you instead. you ignore pj and josie nudging eachother in your peripheral, hazels hand coming to hold your jaw to keep you where she wanted you.

you didn’t expect her to be this good, jesus.

[lilislegacy]

percy, sighing: why are you all in my dorm room

piper: we were bored

hazel: we wanted to see you

nico: we were looking for your blue candy stash

frank, will, and grover: *guiltily looking away from him*

percy: please guys, i had to go to 4 lectures today and took 2 exams. i’m exhausted and just want to go to sleep

leo: ah come on, you know you secretly want to hang out with us

percy: well in about 10 seconds i’m gonna take my pants off, so if anyone wants to stay-

*everyone immediately gets up to leave*

percy: goodnight!

annabeth: leo, i see you crouching behind the mini fridge

everyone staring at him:

leo: what? you’re telling me that none of you are even a little bit curious?

annabeth: get out.

[rika-mortis]

Made a silly alternate version for the previous comic

[pristineslug]

ruby cruz as ash in last night's episode of "the sex lives of college girls"

[rubiesncrosses]

˖⁺ ⊹Missed calls ˖⁺ ⊹

Dom!needy Ash x afab reader (1.3k)

“You're the one I'm feeling as I'm laying on your chest. Good conversation got me holding my breath.” — Let Me Love You

SMUT | 18+ | MDNI

WARNING: Short drabble (or whatever it’s called) | Sexual tension | friends to ??? | Porn without plot | Oral & manual stimulation (to reader) | Not proofread (literally did not revised this once so, shitty probably) | no use of y/n | quicky

This was wrong, so wrong.

Well, to be fair you weren’t expecting this to happen.

Your plan was simple enough - get Ash out of her stuffy dorm room, away from the stale air and lingering memories of her failed speed dating disaster with Taylor. The Queer Rodeo event seemed like the perfect distraction, a chance for Ash to cut loose, meet someone new, and maybe finally move on from that ghosting fiasco.

And to an extent, your plan had worked.

Ash had indeed ended up hooking up with a girl, just not the one you had in mind. Oh, how the tables had turned.

Here you were, your heart pounding in your chest as you looked down, taking in the sight of Ash's messy black hair nestled between your thighs. Her touch was electric, sending shockwaves of pleasure rippling through your body with each movement of her deft fingers. One hand gripped your thigh with a fervor that promised a vivid bruise come morning, while the other delved deep into your soaked folds, stroking and teasing with a skill that left you breathless.

This was wrong, so wrong.

Ash was your best friend, the one person you trusted above all others. Crossing this line, giving in to this base desire, felt like a betrayal of everything you held dear.

Yet, as Ash's fingers pumped in and out of your aching core, her tongue circling your sensitive clit with devastating precision, you couldn't bring yourself to stop her. Your body craved her touch like a drug, your mind clouded with lust and longing.

You tangled your fingers in Ash's hair, tugging lightly as you ground your hips against her hand, silently urging her to take you harder, faster, to make you forget about everything except the all-consuming pleasure she was inflicting upon you.

Your fingers dug into the edge of the desk, the wood biting into your skin as you felt a phone falling and vibrating against the floor surface. Glancing down, you saw the name "Taylor" flashing on the screen, Ash's phone ringing at the most inopportune moment. A pang of guilt stabbed through you, knowing you shouldn't be doing this, not with her.

"Ash, your phone," you whimpered, unable to hide the pleasure coursing through your veins as her skilled fingers worked their magic. Your body trembled and shook, betraying the intense sensations she was evoking within you.

Ash didn't miss a beat, quickly snatching up her phone and silencing the call. Without a second thought, she tossed it onto the bed, the device disappearing into the tangled sheets. Her mouth never left your aching flesh, her tongue delving deep to taste your essence, to savor the sweet nectar of your arousal.

"It was Taylor," you said, a flicker of hesitation in your voice. You tried to pull Ash's head away for a mere moment, to catch your breath, to gather your scattered thoughts.

Ash merely laughed, the sound vibrating against your sensitive skin, sending another surge of electricity through your core. "So what?" she murmured, her breath hot against your slick folds. Her tongue flicked out, circling your swollen clit with devastating accuracy.

"God baby, you're shaking so much," Ash giggled, clearly amused by your reaction. Her fingers never ceased their relentless assault, plunging in and out of your dripping channel with practiced ease.

You couldn't deny the thrill that shot through you as Ash dismissed the call from Taylor without a second thought, tossing her phone aside as if it were insignificant. The way she focused solely on you, making you the center of her universe in that moment, was incredibly arousing. It spoke volumes about the intensity of her desire, her hunger for your body and your pleasure.

Leaning back against the desk, you let your eyes flutter closed, drowning in the overwhelming sensations Ash's skilled mouth and fingers were inflicting upon you. Your breath came in ragged gasps, your chest heaving as you teetered on the brink of ecstasy.

Suddenly, Ash's commanding voice pierced through the haze of your lust, pulling you back to the present.

"Look at me," she demanded, her blue eyes blazing with intensity as she gazed up at you from between your thighs. "I want you to remember this."

Her words sent a shiver down your spine, the raw, unbridled desire in her voice igniting a fire deep within you. You found yourself obeying her demand, your eyes locking with hers.

In that moment, you saw the depths of Ash's passion, the all-consuming need that mirrored your own. Her eyes were filled with a fierce, primal hunger that stole your breath away. You knew she wanted you to remember this, to sear this moment into your brain so that you could revisit it again and again.

Ash's tongue flicked out, circling your swollen clit with devastating precision, and you let out a low, guttural moan. Your fingers tightened in her hair, holding her against you, urging her on as your hips rolled and undulated against her face.

You were close, so incredibly close to the edge of oblivion. Ash's fingers pumped in and out of your dripping channel, curling and stroking that perfect spot deep within you with each thrust.

You felt the coil within you tightening, your impending release building to a crescendo with each skilled stroke of Ash's fingers and flick of her tongue.

"Ash..." you whimpered, your voice barely above a whisper. It was a plea, a prayer, a desperate cry for the sweet oblivion you knew was within reach.

Ash's eyes flashed with a wicked gleam, a knowing smirk playing at the corners of her mouth as she felt your walls beginning to flutter and clench around her invading fingers. She doubled her efforts, sucking your clit with fervor as she pumped two, then three fingers deep into your core.

You couldn't hold back any longer. With a cry that echoed off the walls of the small dorm, you came undone. Your body convulsed, your back arching as a tidal wave of ecstasy crashed over you, sweeping you away in its powerful wake.

Ash's name fell from your lips like a reverent prayer, a mantra repeated over and over again as you rode out the aftershocks of your intense climax.

Ash didn't let up, continuing to lap at your quivering flesh, drawing out your pleasure until you thought you might pass out from the sheer intensity of it all. Your fingers tightened in her hair, holding her against you, anchoring yourself to her as the world spun and tilted around you.

As the final waves of your orgasm went away, you slumped back against the desk, your body going weak as you struggled to catch your breath.

Ash slowly pulled away, her lips glistening with the evidence of your shared passion. You could see the smug grin spreading across her lips as she drank in the sight of you, disheveled and panting from the intensity of your climax.

"Fuck, you're so hot," Ash murmured, her voice husky and breathless from her own arousal.

She reached up, the hand that was previously on your thigh now cupped your cheek, and pulled you into a searing kiss. Her tongue pushed past your lips, forcing you to taste yourself on her mouth.

You melted into the kiss, your own desire reigniting at the feel of Ash's lips moving against yours, her tongue dancing with your own. Your heart raced as Ash's mouth trailed lower, her lips blazing a path down your jawline.

She nipped at your ear, sending a jolt of pleasure-pain straight to your core. Then she moved to your chin, her teeth grazing the sensitive skin before she soothed it with a kittenish lick. Ash's mouth continued its journey south, her lips brushing against the racing pulse at the base of your throat. You could feel the heat of her breath, the whisper of her lips against your skin.

This was going to be a long night.

Thank you for taking the time to read my work! A heart and a repost is much appreciated. If You have any request for other Ruby cruz characters you want me to write comment or send them on my inbox!

[snoffart]

Cardcaptor Hazel !!!!!! Kennueth (aka Kenny Fin) is Yukito/Yue, Dev as Syaoran, and Antony as Touya.. and ofc, Jasmine is her BFF, Tomoyo ^_^ I had Winn as Eriol because I thought they might fit that role.. I haven’t watched CCS in a LOOONG time but this was fun :-3

[rubysgirl32]

Ruby Cruz as Ash in the new The Sex Life of College Girls episode

[callahanisms]

general ash headcanons

because the show didn't want ash to be an actual character. so here are some headcanons including some backstory elements because it actually pisses me off that they never developed her beyond a love interest.

i've been letting this stew and simmer for some time now.

♡ ash is short for ashley. she prefers ash because it's shorter. her name on canvas appears as "ashley de la cruz" and it took people a while to figure out it was her because on zoom it says "ash" and she has a meme profile picture.

♡ dad is mexican, mom is white. spent a lot of time with her dad's side of the family growing up. fluent in spanish. definitely has a younger brother that's way more spoiled than she is. as mentioned here, she peeled fruit with her grandparents a lot.

♡ raised catholic. baptized, communion, and confirmation. she deconstructed her faith while in high school. she doesn't go to mass unless she's forced to. but she still keeps her lady of guadalupe medal and her crucifix necklace.

♡ has a sourdough starter that she likes to feed.

♡ volunteers at the women's center on her own time. would probably end up taking over after ginger graduates.

♡ wears denim. lots of denim. her favorite denim jacket has embroidered flowers and a butterfly patch sewn onto it.

♡ freshman year she had long hair that reached her chest. and then she cut it while she was exploring her masc identity.

♡ knows how to use conditioner. i don't care what the show says. this girl knows how to use conditioner. does have minimal knowledge on makeup and skin care, but she's also fortunate enough not to have too many breakouts. she has definitely poked her eye once while doing eyeliner.

♡ big headphone person. when she's walking to class by herself she has them over her head.

♡ big big romantic. big into gift giving. big into getting you flowers. also big into acts of service. did you like the very pretty sourdough loaf she made for you?

♡ she pebbles. the people she cares about will always get something from her. "it made me think of you!"

♡ she can cook. but her specialty while at college is definitely tomato soup and sourdough grilled cheese using her homemade sourdough bread.

♡ big fan of wwe. she loves watching the straights' version of drag brunch. and also because her family were also big fans and they would watch the matches together.

♡ every two weeks, she goes on a day trip to the nearest ethnic grocery store. she gets homesick often and misses her family's food.

♡ part of the latine students union at essex college.

♡ had an intense homoerotic friendship with her best friend in high school and then they drifted apart. that's why she got really emotional when she watched y tu mamá también (2001) for a film class.

♡ unironically thinks showgirls (1995) is a masterpiece. first halloween at essex she was dressing up as nomi. her friend did her makeup for her.

♡ dressed as corky from bound (1996) for halloween.

♡ ash is very proud of her botanical lego collection.

♡ majoring in philosophy. which she does get a lot of flack for in her family. has enough credits for a minor in gender and sexuality studies though.

♡ does not need an outline for her papers. she can just write and she only does an outline if she's required to.

♡ did color guard for marching band when she was in high school. also was part of her high school's gay straight alliance.

[algodon-candi]

He probably picked it since it reminded him of her

[phoenix-writer2]

lipstick love

mastelist

synopsis: Percy loves red on you, especially on your lips.

College!Au

pairing: Percy Jackson x fem!reader daughter of Dionysus

warnings: fluff, kissing, lipstick, Percy being Percy, make out (but no smut), love, no prof reading, writing on phone because my laptop died two days ago, if I forgot anything say it

Note: I love lipstick and Percy Jackson. So I thought I this could be good. Enjoy it♥️

Word Count: 1004

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Everyone knew that Percy Jackson's favourite colour was blue. If you asked one of his college mates or a complete stranger from his school, everyone knew the answer. But what nobody knew was that Percy also liked another colour. One that he had only discovered for himself a few years ago. And this time it had nothing to do with the sea, Sally's freshly baked biscuits or the colour blue in general.

Quite the opposite. The colour red was very different from blue. While blue was like the peaceful ocean, red was like a blazing fire. And the reason for this fire was none other than you. You who made Percy's world glow. You who gave him a reason to strive. Not to save the world, not to please the gods, no, just to be with you, to make you proud. And if he was really honest with himself, he would bring Olympus to his knees for you.

There were two sides of Percy. The one where he chased after you like a lost puppy and tried everything to get your attention by constantly saying your name and turning his sea green eyes into puppy eyes, the side where he brought you sweets and treats for no reason, and the one where he was sarcastic and cheeky. The side where he showed off your relationship, kissed you and pretended there wasn't a whole class watching. Whichever side of him it was, Percy didn't care what the people around him thought.

Red was a colour for him, which reminds him of you. He always says "I love this colour" whenever you wear it. But what he loved the most, was the red on your lips. He loved to smear the red and leave his marks behind. Loved to see your reaction after he was done painting his lips and your neck in red. He just adored the sign.

"Hey Darling, can you give me hairbrush?"

Percy was shaken out of his throughs. Your voice was like musik in his ears. Angels melody in the air. He was standing at the kitchen counter, when you came in, preparing a bowl of cereal.

You were dressed in a high waist baggy jeans and a black crop top. Your hair was messy and Percy knew you just had awaken from your nap. He looked to his right and saw the wooden hair brush laying there.

"Sure love"

He grabber it and tossed it to you. The objective almost hitting you on the head when you were still to sleepy to realize that it was flying toward you. But lucky enough did you catch it before you got a red hit mark on your forehead.

"So" asked Percy as he watched you how you tamed your hair. "Where are you going at this time?"

You pulled out a mini mirror from your pocket and an all too familiar red lipstick. You always wear it, so it had become your trademark. No y/n without red lips. Which, if Percy was completely honest, delighted him.

"Just to Annabeth", you mumble as you apply the red color to your lips. Percy watched enchanted as the color stuck to your lips. As if on automatic, he pushed himself away from the counter where he had been standing eating cereal and made his way to you.

You saw in your mirror only you and nothing else, so you didn't notice at first when Percy did get in front of you. While you were completely concentrated not to mess up your lips, Percy did get in front of you. He was a bit taller than you, around 3 inches. You didn't mind that because you liked to look in his see green eyes when looking up. Still concentrated on your lips, Percy took the little flip mirror and closed it. Now your attention was on him and only him and this made him happy.

You lowered your lipstick and put it back in your pocket to look at him. Your boyfriend had this shit eating grin on his lips as he looked at you with adoring eyes. You sighed.

"Darling", you began, but his lips were already on yours. The taste of see and salt stayed on your lips and a contented sigh escaped you as your arms wrapped around his neck and played with Percy's messy hair. Percy, as cheeky as he was, had made it his goal to spread your lipstick. Not just on your lips, but on his and your neck too. So when he moved his slightly chapped lips against yours, he transferred the red color to his lips.

His hands rested on your hips as he pulled you up and settled you on the counter of the kitchen. Your sweet sense overwhelmed him as he detached his lips from yours. You little disapproving noise escapes you and Percy smirked. He lowered his lips again, but this time on your neck. You sucked a breath as he began to spread the lipstick.

"Damn you Perseus Jackson, what would Dad say?"

Percy smirked against your skin. "Mr. D? He would turn me into a dolphin for touching you and kill me for making out with his only daughter."

That was no lie. Dionysus was short lived as he found out you and Perseus Jackson or, what he liked to call him Perry Johnson, were dating. Percy literally had to run from the god, while you calmed your father down.

While Percy picked your skin with kisses, you looked at the clock on the wall of your college department.

"Percy", you whispered. "I have to go"

With a little pout he take if from you, but the sign was it worth. All over your skin were lipstick marks from him. "Let's see what wise girl has to say to that", he smirked and pointed at the marks. You rummaging through your bag to find your mirror to see how bad it was. A goan escaped you when you saw the work Percy was very proud of.

"You're impossible", you scolded. Percy grinned again. "But you love me." you sigh again before smiling. "Yea I love you."

And with that your lips were on his again. Maybe Annabeth had to wait a little bit, bevor you showed up. But she already knew that because she knew Percy Jackson. So she waited without a care in the world and a book in her hands until Percy was satisfied with his lipstick smearing, which he called lipstick love.

Don't copy my work!

[thegoldenappleofdiscord]

things i learned from reading the read riordan blog (aka, things i chose to consider canon from now on)

- thalia gave reyna a dagger with her initials on it for valentine's day

- nico hates summer, will tries to convince him otherwise

- hazel spent some time playing bingo with old ladies at the retirement home, swooned over Clark Gable with them, and then danced the Lindy Hop

- both annabeth and grover got percy a PlayStation for Christmas

- nico blames his stepmom for him getting sunburns every time him and will go to the beach (meanwhile, will gets a tan, but. i mean.)

- frank is undisputed mythomagic champion of camp jupiter (implying that they have tournaments?? It also says he's the undisputed champ of chb but i'm ignoring this obvious error)

- percy is getting better grades than annabeth

- percy said, quote, "college is a breeze"

- persephone spends her time away from the underworld getting her PhDs in biochemistry and biology

- calypso is in a punk rock band

[elsweetheart]

perv!hazel peeking into the locker room when ur changing ur cheerleader uniform!!! seeing the edges of ur panties while ur bent over digging through your cheer bag. seeing u sweaty from practice and imagining u sweaty from from … other activities, lipstick smeared, eyes half lidded.. n her heart skips

im super obsessed with the idea of university cheerleader reader and hazel, who is the sports teams mascot, having to dress in a giant bear suit, hair always stuck to her neck and forehead from sweat when she takes off the helmet bear head. she likes the job, it actually pays believe it or not, but to be honest she’d probably do it for free, because she loves the way people cheer and wave when they see her as the mascot, probably the first time in her life she’s gained that much positive attention.

off the court, the other cheerleader pretty much totally ignore her existence, but not you. you’re always sweet to her, even if it’s just a simple “good job out there!” manicured hand brushing the shoulder of her mascot suit as she stares after you with a dopey smile, holding the bear head in her hands.

she feels guilty, because you’re sweet to her and yet she still can’t help but act like a creep towards you. sharing the changing rooms after a game, glancing subtly at you as she changes herself, catching glimpses of you bending over in that little skirt. you deserved to be rewarded for being so nice to her, you know? deserve to lay on your back and get treated like a princess, hazels head between your thighs, spitting and sucking on your clit after a long rehearsal. she’d do anything to be near you, she’d lick the sweat off your back if you let her. sometimes she swears you catch her looking and don’t say anything, just slowly pulling off your shirt like you’re putting on a show for her— but she thinks she’s getting ahead of herself.

[blueberriesnwine]

currently screaming, crying and throwing up, our girl is employed 😫

[orangecatsmissingbraincell]

[pristineslug]

ruby with havana rose liu today!

[rubycruzin4abruzin]

I’m not sorry to say I need to know more about Taylor and Ash’s sex life (when it starts).

Like… they’re both obvious tops… who wins???

Me. That’s who.