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cesinha 🤏🤏🤏🤏
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like father like son.
Dick Grayson x fem!reader
warnings! :child neglect, bruce needa do better😬, arguing, slight obsession, attachment issues
IN WHICH, Dick Grayson feels like since he doesn’t feel enough love at home from bruce, maybe attaching himself to catgirl to fill his slightly empty heart could work.
part 1: first time meeting.
“Whose that?” A young 15 year old Dick asked Bruce. Next to Catwoman was a shorter and younger girl. “Catgirl, apparently catwoman has a new sidekick. I assume you know what to do?” Bruce said in a all too familiar monotone voice. Catwoman was doing a different job than usual. No stealing jewelry or robbing a bank. No no no.. This time, she was stealing.. fertilizer? And she brought a friend too.
“I know I know. Distract with the girl while u go and flirt with Catwoman blah blah blah.” “i do not- you know what, just do it.” (We all know you on her bad brucey bruce, it’s ok🙂).
While Batman went to go stop Catwoman’s shitty plan (pun intended🤭) Dick had to go stop Catgirl. Of course he got stuck doing the easy job! So fun. Catwoman and Batman were having a full on cat chase (I’m full of puns today🤭) and he to distract some new chick on the block.Except, maybe it wasn’t as easy as he thought.
IN THE WAREHOUSE (still full of shit)
Dick’s POV:
So I walk in right? No, I kick the fucking door down, trying to do you know a cool entrance. Just for no one to be seen. “Come out kitty kitty kitty.” I looked around for a good 3 minutes, then just as I was about to tell Batman no one was there I felt a breath on my neck. “Boo.” I gasped and almost fell over. Where tf did she come from?
“I’ve heard a lot about you Boy Wonder. Let me guess, while Batman goes and chase around Catwoman, you got sent to distract me from loading more fertilizer into the truck?” Damn I didn’t know it was that obvious ☹️. “Uh, no?” It came out more like a question than a answer. “Sure..” She said. “So, you gonna try and turn me in or what?” She said circling me. “Um, that is kinda my job. So if you wouldn’t mind.” I tried to grab her arms and hold her but she quickly turned to the side and kicked me in my stomach. Uhmmm, ouchhh?
“First thing you need to know about me, I’m nothing like Catwoman. I’m not into the long game. Number two, what made you think it would be that easy in the first place?” She said as I was taken aback by her swiftness. “Well Catgirl, I apologize for underestimating you. Friends.” I said walking closer and putting my hand out. She scoffed, but eventually shook my hand with a fake smile on her face.
I them twisted her hand behind her back, taking the other in my grasp. “Fuck you.” She said, I chuckled at her statement. “Just doing me job. You shouldn’t be trying to fall into a life of crime with Catwoman anyway.” “Is this the part where you try and convince me to “Do better!” and “to make better choices!”Robin?” She says in this weird type of voice. I don’t know why but it catches me off guard and she slips away, try’s to kick me again but I catch her foot. “Nice try, but this is not gonna take long. We’re in a huge warehouse, in the middle of the mountains full of shit. I don’t wanna be here as much as you don’t.”
She flips off my hand and lands on her feet swiftly. “Well i don’t wanna be here more. She said if I don’t go she’ll take my door off of the hinges and that I can’t do anymore jobs with her for a week. You think I wanna be here in the cold, in a place full of horse dookie?” I snort at the word dookie. She’s funny. I take a minute to take in her features. She has longer hair than Catwoman, in a ponytail coming out her suit. Beautiful really, and perfect y/e/c eyes. “Take a picture, it’ll last longer.” She says, I snap out of my staring and I can feel heat creeping up my neck. How embarrassing..
*cue fight scene where he ends up catching you outside the warehouse and they are both out of breath*
“Fina-fucking-lly, you know for Batman’s sidekick you’re really bad at shutting up and just catching ppl.” She says, damn that kinda hurt. “Says the one whose hands are literally roped together?” “Touché.” She says smirking and winking at me. I feel my stomach flutter a little. Just as I’m about to say something, Batman shows up behind me, Catwoman nowhere to be found. “Good work Robin, now let’s get her somewhere safe.” I take her hand and walk towards the batmobile with Batman. As we approach it, I turn around and she’s nowhere to be found anymore.. whatttt😱.
Okay okay.. so I might have let go of her hand on while she untied the knot without noticing.. but can you blame me?? I could barely feel my hands in the first place in this weather, let alone hers?? When we notice, both catwoman, Catgirl and the truck are gone. Let’s just say Batman was not happy on the ride home..
When we got back, he sent me to my room. Whispering how I should’ve noticed to himself, as if I don’t already feel bad. First, it’s freezing. Second, I get stuck in a warehouse full of shit fighting off some catwoman sidekick, then the minute he actually says I did a good job she gets away. As if Catwoman didn’t get away either?? “Would you like some hot chocolate Master Dick?” Alfred says, peeking through my room door. “No thank you Alfred, I’m off to bed.”
a/n: it’s currently 2:45 in the morning rn- anyways this is part one of a 5 part lil series, hope y’all enjoyed, I haven’t written in ages. bye bye! Muah
#dick grayson#dick grayson x reader#bruce wayne#dc#cat woman dupe#catwoman#dick grayson needs a hug#angst#attachment issues#fluff#alfred needs a raise#catgirl#catwoman has a daughter??#warehouse#disapointment#cold as shit#dick Grayson CANT catch a break
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It's my brother's 14th birthday. He wakes me up and drags me outside to the field behind our house. Mind it you it's 5am when I get up(originally 3 but we agreed later.) We're standing here talking while waiting for the sun to rise.
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#Sunday vibesss#cold as shit#they told me I could be anything#so I became a paint brush#insta saw it first
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In OKC for a few days. One of our stops was the Chihuly Exhibit at the OKC MOA. Spur of the moment trips are the best.
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hate that california is known for great surfing but its literally the worst place ive ever surfed
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SPREADSHEET OF PALESTINIAN ESCAPE FUNDS‼️TIME SENSITIVE
Operation Olive Branch is a continuously updating spreadsheet of Palestinian escape funds where progress towards their goals is being tracked. As of right now, there are over 100 funds listed there.
Any amount of money can make a difference. With their recent decision to bomb Rafah, the only remaining “safe” territory in Gaza, Israel has forced Palestinians into a corner by giving them nowhere else to go. The international community has given Israel the ability to act with impunity - it is long past the point in time to rely on those in power to hold Israel to any standard of compassion.
Today, I want you to look at this document, choose a fund, contribute to it, and share it. The people in Rafah are living on borrowed time. Free Palestine.
#there a few funds that have met their goal which is heartening#I can’t express in words how fucking disgusted I am that it’s come to this#the average joe will always have more compassion than those in power#but in a cost of living crisis the fact that it comes down to the general populace to give a single shit about Palestinian lives#the fury is paralysing and cold#free palestine#free Gaza#save rafah#palestine#mutual aid#fundraising
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Sick Days 2
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Despite how awful colds can be, it’s nice to see the little gestures of care from loved ones. My own family tended to make me tea, so I’d end up with new mugs accumulating whenever I woke up lol
I hope that anyone who’s feeling under the weather can get that care, and that you feel better soon! Well wishes :)
#rottmnt#rise mikey#rise leo#rise raph#rise donnie#rise splinter#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt comic#t*cest dni#The worst thing as a kid was that grape liquid cold medicine#shit tasted like straight up battery acid
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Hehe hiii samurai shiver Hii um!!
Also yes I designed the tattoos from scratch and I still gotta do the one on her back 😪
#art#fanart#my art#original art#another AU guys#holy shit the amount of time this took#not even effort just time#Splatoon au#Splatoon samurai au#work in progress#because I’m not sure yet about this au or wtf am I gonna do with it#mmmmmsfnsdjngw women with tattoos#OH this was originally a yakuza au. yk the mafia#but Idk how to include Frye and big man and the others in that so eeehhh ❌❌❌❌#shiver Splatoon#Splatoon shiver#shiver hohojiro#Splatoon fanart#Splatoon fan art#Splatoon art#Splatoon shiver fanart#shiver fanart#no this is definitely not inspired by blue eye samurai nonononononono who said that#she’s so zesty tho#and a cold killer. GOD I love women have I mentioned that before#by the way the Sarashi is down there because if it was higher we wouldn’t be able to see the tattoos and especially the oni head#oni heads are the best bro Onis are the best I love Onis sm like ohhh#yokai jskdbvjdwbjifwdbojsdf I love LOVE JAPANESE FOLKLORE AND UH YEAH MYTHOLOGY WHATEVER#help#wake up sweetie seryo got bored again
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i am once again sick. have more sketches
#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#fyodor dostoevsky#nikolai gogol#dazai osamu#sigma#sigma bsd#chuuya nakahara#soukoku#skk#sketchy#i love the hc of dazai with braces it's so funny and cute#also dont ask me how often i catch the common cold i am fully convinced my immune system is shit LMAO
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help girl i’m stuck spying on idiots with idiots
#what if i put my oc in hit game twisted wonderland.#what then.#well nothing good probably#i would’ve finished this yesterday#if i hadn’t caught that crazy cold#that shit was insane i never felt like that before#artwork#digital art#drawing#artists on tumblr#twisted wonderland#twst#twst oc#twst yuu#yuusona#neither a yuu or a sona me thinks#twst x yuu#epel felmier#ace trappola#deuce spade#jack howl#barely#sebek zigvolt#ortho shroud#twst grim#my ugly son#twst x reader#twst fanart#my art#oc: yennie 🌺
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"You want a beer?" "Probably more than one."
#the theme today is cracking open a cold one with the boy#the urge to make dramatic shit is overwhelming but here have this instead#tv: 911#911 abc#911 fox#911edit#911gifs#911verse#eddie diaz#buck buckley#evan buckley#buddie#buddie gifs#tvgifs#televisiongifs#911 spoilers#tvedit#mythtakensgif#cinemapix#dailyflicks#flashing tw#alcohol tw
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APT. Nanami's version
#jjkedit#nanami kento#jujutsu kaisen#kento nanami#jjkdaily#jjk#my caps#graphix#nanaming my way through life#you'll have to pry this shit from my cold dead hands lmaoooo#i love him so much#truly my beloved#no one like him tbh#APT#rosé
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Seriously. Why do people even “brave” this bullshit weather? There’s nothing fucking brave about risking getting slapped in the face with 50 mph icy winds. 😭
#i hate snow#fucking hell#fuck this#fuck#cold#cold af#cold as shit#funny memes#minnesota#minneapolis
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ouaw meme adjacent doodles part ivelostcounttheyhavetakenovermylifefreeme
edit: this is mostly just about them in general guys, they all care so much (too much, even)
#kremy is the embodiment of both gaslight gatekeep girlboss and manipulate manwhore mansplain#gideon doesn’t give a shit hes out here killing clowns left and right like it’s nobody’s business#frosts worst fear (despite his cold/calculating outward appearance) is witnessing his friends’ deaths and that speaks for itself#grickos unapologetically loves anything he can#torbek would be acts like they care a lot & cares a lot i think#once upon a witchlight#kremy lecroux#legends of avantris#gideon coal#gricko grimgrin#morning frost#they look kind of wonky
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Kendrick Lamar - Not Like Us 2024
#kendrick lamar#they not like us#kdot#compton#music#hip hop#rap#gifs#this shit is cold as hell#i don't know how to do the fancy ombre letters
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