#coffe nerds

[promptcorner]

This has been in my notes for a while:

“Why is that coffee named 666 in the Morning? It sounds cursed.” Tim asked, glaring at the menu board beyond the counter.

“Oh-oh-oh! That’s because it is, my friend,” Tucker said, rapping an arm around Tim’s shoulder. “666 has six shots of Arabica Espresso, six shots of Roasted Hazelnut Root, Smoked Vanilla, Blood Red Sea Salt Caramel, Void Chocolate, coconut, and pistachio syrups from The Year 1666’s original line—,”

“The banned line?”

“Yep! But it’s no longer banned, so don’t worry about it,” Tucker said. “Anyways— from the original line, and brewed for six days and six nights, without filtering the grounds. There is no milk or sugar, the syrups are sugar free. So it’s just bitter flavors, and pure black coffee from the tenth layer of hell.”

“That sounds disgusting,” Tim said then paused before adding, “I’ll take six.”

[ilovelumity3000]

Bubbline/Gumlee is, unironically the ultimate ship... No, seriously, what does this dynamic NOT have?!

opposites attract, enemies to lovers, color-coding, exes getting back together, friends to lovers, gay angst, goth and prep, jock and nerd, daddy/mommy isues, vampires, immortality, coffe shop AU, SOULMATES WHO WILL ALWAYS FIND EACH OTHER IN EVERY UNIVERSE, NO MATTER WHAT...

[myjealouseyes]

Remus and wolfstar!daughter’s daddy daughter dates would just be them being nerds together.

Imagine him and toddler wolfstar!daughter going out in their matching overalls and patchy cardigans! (a tradition that doesn’t stop.) Sirius takes (over a dozen) pictures each time so he can put them in the scrap book. (He also keeps one in his wallet so he can really show off his family when he wants to.)

They’d probably start at a bakery to drink coffe/hot chocolate and have a few baked-goods before their busy day.

Then, they head to the library. First they do a puzzle together for about thirty minutes before looking for books to check out. When she’s younger they pick out a few picture books or beginner chapter books so he can help her read them. As she grows older though, they start picking out books for each other and then meeting up to discuss them as needed.

And they’d go to the park to read outside for a while before heading home to dinner that has been lovingly prepared for them by Sirius.

[coff-in]

You know that last post about Andy being a reluctant sex maniac? It occurs to me if he really could just bust that hard on a daily basis, he'd probably like to experiment a little with it (maybe in a way that won't put someone in a hospital though). Say maybe you're stuck without food so he makes a, say, special bowl of clam chowder- extra thick and salty, just for you. (No you can't ask how he made it. It's a secret. Shut up. No don't share it with Ashley she can get something on her own.)

Then, by some miracle, you actually like it enough that you might try it again later, and he feels like just hearing that feedback gave his body the express command to refill right the fuck back up with enough for another few batches. Then, if he gets the food needed (probably from a more resourceful [reader] scrounging up some more ingredients) he starts putting it in other things he makes when nobody else is looking- the mayonnaise in your sandwich, the glazing of some rolls, the batter for some pancakes, a special protein shake- you think he's really on a roll with learning new recipes and getting some passion for the culinary arts during these rough days, but at the heart of it he's really just gotten addicted to the thought of filling you up with his jizz.

Somehow I think Ashley would do something similar- though she probably wouldn't be as good at hiding it or being too subtle. If it wouldn't be putting her cum into random things you and Andy had to eat, it'd be her bargaining a random neighbor off to a devil so she can lactate at will, then insisting on pouring you all a nice glass of milk for breakfast each day. And if she ever actually gets to know about Andrew and sees he's also doing funny shit with what you've been serving, she'd egg him on to go further and combine their "resources" to see what they can get away with, and ask for discreet lessons in cooking so she can feed you her own tainted dishes. And you'd be so, so incapable of just turning the two down, because as far as you know, hey, they made it for you! Poor, immature Ashley learned to make something nice from her sweet big brother just to make you happy! You wouldn't turn down a helping of special-made, sugar-glazed, extra-protein pancakes just because they taste a little off sometimes, would you?

notes from coff-in: reluctant sex maniac andrew my beloved <3 you guys don't understand the emotion i felt waking up at 6 o'clock in the morning and seeing that in my inbox. went through several stages of disgusted, amused, and horny. andrew must be tired slinging that huge log between his legs, having everyone tease him about that thick outline in his pants or the round bulge... he could hide it in me if he wants to

[gender neutral] reader-insert, NSFW

if [reader] was like me they'd eat anything edible without question. andrew hands them fucking extra creamy clam chowder and [reader]'s like "aw hell yeah, thanks :)" like NOO??? where tf did he get EXTRA CREAMY CLAM CHOWDER??? and why can't ashley eat any??? wouldn't question anything, just thankful to be eating something while stick in quarantine

the "mayo" sandwich is so funny for that fan service/horny potential because maybe andrew adds too much and when [reader] takes a bite, the mayo just squirts out the sandwich from the other end. they scoop it up with their fingers and then suck it, running their tongue over their fingers going "mmmh! it's kinda salty but it's tastes good!" andrew's watching [reader] eat with wide eyes and feels another batch weighing heavy in his balls, waiting to enter [reader]

i like to think that in this scenario that [reader] is good friends with andrew and ashley. yeah sometimes [reader]'s eyes wander towards andrew's uncomfortably, unreasonably big and needy endowments (never letting that go) but they still like andrew for the cynical english nerd that he is and ashley for the annoying and teasing girl that she is. i think that's how ashley came to think "yeah... i wanna feed them my fluids"

she'd be so teasing about it, hinting that it's "made with love" and it's a "family recipe" while they drink coffer made with her breast milk (maybe it's a breast milk tea for [reader] if they don't like coffee). it's a crazy thought seeing ashley standing over a dead body in the middle of a pentagram talking to a demonic entity "i want to be able to lactate" crazy...

andrew and ashley sneak around the kitchen so they could have their "cooking lessons" while [reader] is sleeping. i think [reader] would try to make them something in return, an honest and genuine attempt at a meal to say thank you to them "i know it's not as good as your food but i really appreciate you guys and the food you've been making me" it touches andrew and ashley's hearts

they get off to the idea of [reader] taking the "special ingredients" straight from the source :3

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coff-in

[rosielovesspence]

Heart-Shaped Sunglasses

Summary: The one where you’re a TikToker and he’s an actor, no one knows you’re dating until it is accidentally revealed by a show host.

  “And we have an amazing guest of Jack Champion!” Drew Barrymore welcomed Jack onto the show. Talking about his TikToks before Drew brought up his coffee order, a small Spider-Man on the cup. “Oooh, you like Spider-Man?” Before Jack could think up an excuse for liking Spider-Man he just spoke. “Oh yeah, but it’s on there because my girlfriend loves Spider-Man, like with a passion. Her favorite to date!” He had rambled on about his girlfriend before even noticing. “Awww cute! You seem lovestruck, who is this girl??” Jack flushed and dismissed the question so she went on to talking about favorite TikToks. “Oh, I really like this one, tell me if you’ve heard of her Jack, Y_n.luvs.dilfs.” Jack flushed, it was very visible on the camera. “She and her boyfriend post such cute videos, oooh she posted a new one!” 

     Drew pulled the TikTok up with the display behind them. Y/n dancing around with a boy, his face covered by a Spider-Man sweater, she had made Jack buy that. She then pulled up the newest one, being Y/n leaning over her camera, holding a coffee cup caption being, “When your bf gets your barista to draw Spider-Man and Hello Kitty on your cups :)” As she turned around walking toward the boy in the Spider-Man sweater, a Spider-Man backpack on her back and a Hello Kitty one on his. Drew turned to Jack, “Hmm, that’s funny.” Jack laughed awkwardly, looking down at his coffee cup. Drew did the same. 

“Well, we were talking about blind dates and Tinder before the show so I wanted to ask your opinion on dates of such. “Oh I feel they’re quite weird, like reading a resume out loud.” Drew nodded, “How did you meet your girlfriend? Was it a blind date?” Jack shook his head, “No we just met out in public, I accidentally spilled coffee on her.” 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

       Y_n.luvs.dilfs is live! You sat in your hotel room, live on your phone, talking and chatting while you wrote on your laptop. Mason Gooding had joined your live a while ago, joking around with you about the way you guys had met. “Ughhh...stop reminding me of the bruise I left.” You remembered being on the Scream set with Jack, just walking around outside the sets, when you accidentally bumped into Mason, bruising his arm from the impact. “I am so sorry! I didn’t mean to hit you!” Mason just laughed, “It’s fine.” Jack came up behind you, “I signed you up for a role!” Mason laughed, “So this is the girlfriend Jack doesn’t shut up about got it.” Jack had a cardboard outfit on. “What??” Jack laughed, “It’s a small role, you’re just a girl at a party. So technically you were in Scream for about 10 minutes. “S-she’s gorgeous.” “Go ask her out then dude! Do it! Do it Do it!!” You laughed at the memory. It was especially funny since no one else knew you were even her. 

      “What’s so funny, Y/n?” You smiled, “Just saw a funny post.” You continued to talk to Mason when you picked up your coffee, grimacing at the bitter taste. “Gross.” you looked at the cup to realize it had Hello Kitty on it. “Aww man, he has my coffee!” Mason laughed, “He’s gonna complain about the sweetness for sure.” “Yeah he sure does like his shit bitter.

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       “Jack, you haven’t touched your coffee at all.” He scrunched his nose at the thought of the coffee. “It’s too sweet for me.” Drew tilted her head, sipping her own coffee, “Then why get it?” Jack laughed, “It’s actually my girlfriend’s, she has mine.” He ended up drinking some of it anyway, not really the way he liked his coffe, but the sweetness reminded him of you. “Wait, when we met last night you had a Hello Kitty bag.” Drew re-called, laughing slightly. “Oh yeah, me and my girlfriend have that Spider-Man boyfriend, Hello Kitty girlfriend dynamic, but she’s the Spider-Man nerd.” Drew laughed, “Your mom told me about that. That’s cute!” 

    “Okay onto our next interview activity, you may know this from the Ellen show but today we are going to do a phone swap.” Jack raised his eyebrow, confusion gracing his features. “Okay so we swap phones and make one call on each other’s phones.” Jack, when handed Drew’s phone, called Matthew Lillard who didn’t pick up. Drew looked through his contacts for a moment, deciding who her victim would be, when she stumbled upon the perfect contact name. “Babygirl<3?” Drew asked aloud, looking at Jack, who’s face flushed. “My girlfriend.” Drew pressed ring and put the phone on speaker and rang her up, since she was on a live the phone went to voicemail, “This is Y/n! Sorry I couldn’t make it to the phone, I’ll call you back.” Jack flushed as Drew’s face lit up in excitement, “Y/n?!” 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Jack’s contact name lit up on your screen and then disappeared. “Oh, so i’m going to end my live now because my boyfriend called me and I need to call him back, byeeee Mason!” You smiled, and ended your live, calling Jack “What’s up baby boy?” You had no idea your voice was on speaker, “Hi, this is Drew Barrymore!!”  You let out a squeak, “Drew Barrymore??” You could hear Jack’s small chuckle from the other side of the phone. “So it’s been confirmed, Y_n.luvs.dilfs. is dating Jack Champion! So you bought him the Hello Kitty backpack?” “Yeah.” You turned on your television quietly. There Jack was, right on screen next to Drew who had his phone in her hand as he had his head down on her table. When he looked up, he stared straight at his phone. “How long are you gonna embarrass me?” You giggled quietly which Jack heard through the phone, “Hey, don’t make fun of me!” You both laughed as Drew cut into the conversation. “So, did you drive Jack here? If so, you should come pick him up early so I can talk to you.” You were silently fangirling about the idea of meeting Drew Barrymore as you got into your car. “That sounds good.”

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        “Well guys, while Y/n drives over to get Jack and meet with us we’ll be talking to our next celebrity guest!” Jack sat behind set, watching some of your TikToks, his favorite on being you dancing around your room with your heart-shaped sunglasses on, lip-syncing Lana Del Ray as he layed on the bed behind you, smiling. He knew his smile wasn’t visible on the camera but he remembered watching you record. You then walked up to him, a visitor badge lanyarded around your neck. “Hey baby!” He smiled up at you, leaning in for a kiss. “Hello princess!” He kissed you softly before you were both called back up to Drew’s set.

      “And now we have back Jack Champion! With another guest his lovely girlfriend Y/n! Whose TikToks we spoke about earlier!” 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

     You’ve had a public relationship since a couple weeks ago when you met with Drew. You had all but taken control of Jack’s TikTok, recording everything for him. You had even posted a TikTok together, in your gym clothes with the caption “Forcing your homebody gf to go to the gym with you<3″ Jack said that was the funniest caption he had come up with. You thought your comment was better “Yk I’m just here to watch you workout, right?” You had taken a picture with his hair pulled back, making his forehead look huge. He posted it, “Idk where you guys got the idea Spider had a big forehead.” You had commented on that one as well, “Forehead looks average dw boo” and reposted it. Your relationship was just a cute public thing now, and you liked it that way.

[wreckrinho]

Did you know that at one point in history, in Brazil, there was a national COFFEE department?

NO. FUCKING. JOKE

NOW JUST NERD STUFF BELOW:

AND DID YOU KNOW THAT: During World War II, the DNC's (THE COFFE DEPARTAMENT) orientation was very restricted to coffee exports. This was because during this period the United States was a major consumer market for the product. After the Inter-American Coffee Agreement (where the United States had the majority of votesLMAOOOO) and the United States entered the conflict, the US government established price tables for coffee and several other products. These facts tied the National Coffee Department's actions to the directions followed by the United States' economic policy.

LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[eclipsewxtch]

billy and griff are those science-history-art nerds who are obnoxious and judgy you'll say something stupid in front of them and they'll talk shit about you later change my mind

another thing one of their lgbtq+ coworkers should be able to call them the f-slur after having to watch dylan deny their "friendship" while billy hand is on his waist caressing his back chin on top of his head no boundaries and he's drinking the coffe billy made for him... they would be right and they should say it to their face everyone would thank them

gonna have to have lawrence, genesis, mariana, and matthias call them a slew of names… cause they do that shit in public n it HAS to stop.

speaking of? i like how that’s the example used because that is something im pretty sure billy does with griffin. repeatedly. chin on his head, rubbing the small of his back, the whole works. i have to, somehow, incorporate this more. idk how but i will. trust. there will be exactly one (1) briffin scene in the midst of this brance drama n it’ll be exactly that

[lost-technology]

More TV Tropes stuff:

Gratuitous English: Gunsmoke is an explicitly English-speaking world, so this abounds. Unfortunately, Nightow's English skills are less than perfect (and the anime had Engrish abound). The second episode shows us a flier for a "BODYGARD" who is a "CREAT SHOOTER LIKE VASH THE STANPEAT". There's also a sign that says "COFFE & RESTLANT!!" in Episode 5. When Vash uses the computer in Episode 26, it says "Searth Target, All People Relate to Lem Sayblam". In the manga, there's one instance where there's a container of salt labeled "solt". The Quickdraw application in the eponymous episode is pretty legible, though. Maybe Wolfwood is just a better-than-average speller? The whiskey labels are very faithful reproductions of actual brands… except for "Dim Deam", though that may be an intentional Brand X-ing of Jim Beam. And of course, "LOVE AND PEASU!"

Am I the only one who has taken the messed-up English of Trigun - no doubt just the crew trying to create an English-speaking world, and mentally / fan handwaved it (as a native American-English speaking fan) as "Of COURSE it would be that way! This story takes place centuries into the future!" As in, yes, it makes perfect sense to me that people call them "Restlants" now and use "solt!" If you look back into history, things in the same language 100-200-300 years ago were not the same. Everyone who's had to plough through reading Shakespeare plays knows this. I read The Pilgrim's Progress as a very book-nerd teenager. That was a whole other country. I enjoy watching Tasting History with Max Miller on Youtube and I've even made some of the foods he's featured. Whenever he delves into an Old English or Old American recipe and reads the original print from an archive it's interesting how things are different ("plums" being what we'd call raisins and sometimes currants, for instance) and the delightful phrase "serve it forth." What are surely little mistakes in '98 Trigun, for me, become a part of the worldbuilding! OF COURSE language evolved! Hell, in the manga-universe, where the Earth forces come, I wouldn't be surprised if there's dialect differences between whatever Earth-English evolved into and whatever Gunsmokeans / Nomanslanders are using!

[celeste-hiro]

Big Celestia/Chihiro/Celeshiro headcanon post:

Wanted to compile a bunch of my headcanons here:

Celeste:

Starts off cold towards the class as in canon, but warms up to them. Becomes fiercly protective of them since they'rw her only friends

If she catches people bullying Toko, Chihiro, Taka, Hifumi, Makoto, etc she will retaliate

Is trying to come off super cool but is actually incredibly awkward. Most of the class still think she is cool after bedriending her

Extremely eager to show off her knowledge about her interests. Will just infodump on whoever is willing to listen.

Cries a lot in secret

Very insecure about her body and appearance

Also insecure about her interests that aren't gambling and European culture. Only Chihiro, Hifumi, Makoto, and Kyoko know she's into things like manga and video games. The rest suspect she's secretly a nerd.

Speaking of also prone to gamer rage and she's very thankful the dorms are sound proof

Secretly a My Little Pony fan. Only Chihiro knows because they made a joke while they were hanging out once about her name and noticed her panic. She took her first name from Princess Celestia. Also why she calls the others darling after befriending them.

If Byakuya's not around she'll be one of the first to offer to pay. She is bad at showing how much she values the others so she compensates with paying for meals or tickets to places

Basically kind of a bitchy Rarity once she has gotten over herself and connected with everyone.

Sews her own clothes, and eventually starts making clothes for the others with a discount on comissions

Gets roped into the obligatory D&D episode by Hifumi

Comes from a family that lived in poverty, got bullied as a kid as a result

Part of the bullying was being called a loser over and over again

Why she ends up being one of the first to stick up for the others

Has learned some self-defense to protect herself since she spends a lot of time illegally gambling

While she does drop more and more of her persona as time goes on, and is more authentic with everyone she still prefers the Celestia name and fancy clothing. They help her feel comfortable in her own skin.

She's only really comfortable using Taeko with the rest of Class 78, and even then not when they're out in public

Absolutely unable to cook well

Will start arguments with Byakuya, Leon, and/or Mondo for the fun of it.

Her and Makoto kinda confide in each other about how they feel like fakes next to everyone else.

She has read every single one of Toko"s books multiple times.

Ocassionally she will correct Hifumi when he gets something wrong about an anime and whistle innocently when people are stunned she knew that.

Makes the time to go to events the others are doing like Sayaka's concerts or Hina's swim meets.

Once she went with Hifumi to help sell his doujins. Ended up with Hifumi punching a guy in the face for creeping on her.

Sakura and Mondo also worry about her going to seedy parts of town to gamble and have discreetly followed her to make sure she's safe

She enjoys challenging Kyoko to various cars games

She also ends up enjoying discussing history with Taka

While at first she really hated Yasuhiro she did end up finding he could have surprisingly good advice from time to time.

Chihiro:

Trans girl. I accept any hcs on their gender. For me personally I just see them as a trans girl who compensated by trying to fit into a mold of manliness before realizing and accepting her identity.

She still likes to work out and try to get stronger.

Into making mods for video games

Has been into just about every embarassing fandom at one point or another. Superwholock, Homestuck, Undeetale, MLP, Steven Universe. She was overjoyed when she found out Celeste was too.

She will also haplily offer to pay for the others when Byakuya's not around. Her programming skills have made her a good amount of money, placing her just behind Celeste's wealth and 3rd highest overall

Also can not cook at all

Has a terrible sleep schedule, will need coffee as soon as she wakes up

While she identifies she/her she still doesn't have many feminine typical interests beyond the clothing.

Bottles up frustrations and anger, lets it out online in arguments.

Genuinely admires all of her classmates

Besides Makoto she is the most popular person in her class

Cries a lot too, but openly

She has written a program for each classmate that helps with their talent in some way

Celeshiro:

They kept it a secret for a long time

While keeping it a secret everyone thought they were just crushing on each other and kept trying to get them together

They kept playing it off pretending not to get it

Kyoko knew from the start

When they finally let the others know it was after they had an argument that was their first big argument.

They like spending a lot of time together in their dorms watching movies/tv, playing games together, being affectionate, and talking a lot

Because they both have a lot of hang ups they end up comforting one another a lot.

Said this before but Celeste ended up trauma dumping on the first date.

Celeste also had a panic attack prior to the date

In general even though it seems like Celeste is the cool mature one, Chihiro is the one that's more mature

Chihiro is drawn to Celeste because she thinks she is cool, that she is protective, and admires her willpower

Celeste is drawn to Chihiro because she loves her optimisim and friendliness. That she is not judgmental, and is always willing to listen to her ramblings

After they reveal their relationship they get a lot more affectionate in public

Chihiro also basically moves into Celeste's room.

Because Celeste forgets to lock her door a lot, they have been walked in on by every single one of their classmates at least once

They get married pretty quickly after graduating

While they don't really want to have kids the old fashioned way, they do get very adoption happy and they tend to spoil the kids. They might even run a foster home

Among them is Kokichi who Celeste likes to playfully have compete against Kyoko's protege Shuichi

Kyoko nor Chihiro even realize there's supposed to be a rivalry going on

Chihiro and Celeste are very cuddly. They find it difficult to get to sleep without touching the other in some way

Celeste makes Chihiro clothes for free

Because neither of them can cook they order take out a lot.

[fox-pr1nce]

what games do you think andrew, ashley, and alice would like playing (in canon time and modern/present time)? would they try to take advantage of their Gamer Abilities™ and stream it to make money? would they stream in general?

... if they did would you watch? :3c

-- coff-in

In canon time:

 Andrew: I’m not sure if Andrew is a video game guy tbh. But if Ashley and/or Alice ask him to play with them, he’ll do it. He’ll criticize the writing and plots of the rpgs Alice likes when he watches them play.

Ashley: She enjoys video games, but I can’t think of any specific ones she likes. She’s very happy to join Alice on the couch though when they invite her to hang out with them, and often just invites herself onto the couch. Alice, of course, doesn’t mind in the slightest.

Alice: Def the biggest video game nerd of the trio. Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, half-life, Diablo, and Castlevania are their big faves. They also love playing any multiplayer game with their siblings

In modern time:

Andrew: I actually think Andrew would like Stardew Valley. For once he can relax and feel in control. By that line of thought, I think he’d also enjoy the sims 4. He’d vehemently deny that the sims he made are based on his younger sibs, why would he do that? We all know the truth, Andy.

Ashley: One game that kind of comes to mind is Agatha Knife. I think she’d like any horror game with a cute aesthetic. Ashley and Alice having a Danganronpa phase is a cursed but also fun thought to me

Alice: They’d still love all the video games I mentioned in canon time, but as for other modern games, Alice would also love the sims 4! They’d make their ideal house and make them and their big sibs, maybe even give their household a little kitty like they’ve always wanted irl. And um. Download the wicked whims mod for… things. They’d definitely make Julia and kill her in as many ways as possible :)

I could see Alice being a streamer, but it’d purely be to make money. They’d have a super cutesy vtuber avatar and put on a fake voice to get attention from icky men online and make money that way. Sort of like Needy Streamer Overload (take this comparison with a grain of salt i only watched RTgame’s playthrough like once a long time ago) Alice would completely separate their private life from their online persona, with the exception of maybe a tumblr blog. But even then, that blog is kept completely separate from their vtubing, and they wouldn’t post often or post their siblings’ faces.

I can see Ashley doing something similar to Alice, but would probably lean way more into nsfw stuff. Andrew disapproves of both their methods, and tries to shut it down the second he catches wind of either of his younger sibs doing nsfw stuff online.

I can’t really see Andrew being a streamer, tbh. He just doesn’t strike me as the kind of guy who likes having a lot of attention on him. Granted, neither does Alice, but that’s why they’d have that alter ego thing going.

If any of them had a stream tho, I’d def watch lol

Thank you for the ask, coff-in! I wish you a wonderful day ^-^

[trashy-0possum]

Gear hcs

Coffe? Nu uh he only drinks tea

Clean freak just like mahiru

Hates it when he turns into a werewolf and everything is full of hair

Loves to be groomed by yatoru after he transformed

Loves reading.

When hes at home he just runs around in a bathing robe with his ears and tail out (the werewolf ones! 💀)

Cleanest mf on earth and takes care of his fur

Gold jewellery>

Never leaves the house without his coat

Actually has a sense of fashion-

He loves Starbucks

Yatoru? His emotional support

Always has a poker face on but mostly just looks pissed-

Watches drama movies

Goes to fancy restaurants (alone)

Has a diary (probably like 50)

Only has black and white clothes-

Death stare-

Sees puppies on the street? He will take them all home

Loves rainy weather but mostly sits on the balcony and reads a book

Smells like some expensiv fragrance

A history nerd-

We would Correct you in every way if you do something wrong and its annoying 😭

Has a secret plushie collection. And loves every single one of them

Some are even from yotaro he gifted him one of his dolls (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

He NEEDS silk sheets (idk why)

HATES rough skin so bodie lotion.

Loves face mask and even has spa days (sometimes takes yatoru with him)

Loves strawberry cupcakes 😻

Actually has sharp nails and takes good care of them...yatoru paint them! (Mostly gold or silver)

Since he is kinda immortal and we know that tsurugi is one of his descendants...he probably has kids- 💀

Loves pudding

Im sorry these hcs arent the best😭 but i tried

next up im gonna make x yn hcs 👀

[snowpetaly]

Namgi “Call me”

because love can be sweet on the outside and bitter and bland inside and down.

Feel free to use 🤍 Credits are welcome!

idea: Young Adult, Teenagers, Rapper Namjoon, Yoongi School's journalist and radio member, Hate to Love, Secret, High School gossip, Slow Burn, Coffe shop (special place), Nerd & Bad guy but with the fraigle heart

[belegc]

When those pseudo-libertarian chucklefucks from the Cerberus Assembly complained about being like, oppressed by the existince of the gods because they're an obstacle in their weird philosophical claim to metaphysical dominion, I got the very strong urge to like go up to them slap them and be like

Shut the fuck up about your existential crisis wizard boy, you're not a freedom fighter, you're part of the No 1 oppressive organization on this planet. Get a material grip on the concept of freedom and your head out of the clouds. Go read some theory, nerd. Trying to kill the gods isn't fighting for freedom any more than railing against gravity because you don't like that your coffe cup fell down.

The churches are human institutions and if you've got problems with them (very justifiable, that) maybe take it up with the people actually running them and the society in which they have a position of power (which is the actual problem, not that they can cast some spells, which a lot of people can do regardless of divinity) instead of trying to nuke the heavens.

A society being fully controlled by weirdo wizard-ancap-feudalists isn't free anymore than a society controlled by censor-happy paladin-robots. Go be an anarchist and blow up the Dwendalian Royal Palace or go home.

very incoherent rant but sometimes the desire to scold fictional characters is too strong

[boldlyvoid]

What did you get for your brothers?

My 22 year old brother is into the office so I always get him office related things. Last year I got him the best boss Dunder Mifflin coffe mug and this year I got him this shirt to go with it

And brother 2 who is about to be 20 asked for this game of thrones book cause he’s in a huge reading phase (he’s a huge nerd) but it won’t be here till the 28th with shipping delays so I got him some snacks and some 10mg sour candy edibles to hold him over till it arrives

[coff-in]

Succubus reader makes the mistake (once) of enchanting Andrew with a sort of imbuement that normally inflames people's lust and makes them ready to go multiple rounds before calming down, wondering how he'll turn out, and then spends literally almost a whole day getting ravaged along with Ashley bc his natural libido was so strong already that blasting it with a force multiplier like that basically shuts half his brain off until he can appease the horniness completely overwhelming him. He's going so completely insane with the nonstop noncon marathon it almost seems like he's been possessed, but no the demon's clearly right there, he's just on the demonic magic equivalent of Viagra and now he's the one inside the devil. Cute English nerd went from waxing poetic to screaming like a hentai character about how he can't stop and needs more and wants to make them pregnant for the rest of their lives. At most he can apologize for not being able to hold back once an hour or two of rutting gets him a little lucid, then try milking out another gallon into the bathroom by himself before he decides he needs to punish/demand help from his sister and roommate again. Even when he's finally asleep from a whole day of it, he's probably autopilot humping or thrusting into whoever's stuck with him, still trying to fill them while his body and mind should be recuperating.

In the morning, he wakes up to Ashley and reader completely exhausted and traumatized, laying hotglued and cumflated in bed, and every room in the house having at least a couple of white stains that somehow aren't drying. Just to rub salt in the wound, he's still hard, and when he measures himself again and finds that either the demonic influence or whole day of action (or both) has added another inch to his already impossible to hide length.

notes from coff-in: this ask is wonderful ♡ it's not even a request, just a situation that happens and it's wonderful.

[fem] reader-insert, succubus reader, NSFW, incest

succubus [reader] though maybe, MAYBE, she could have her cake and eat it too. yeah, andrew has shown to be more... 'gifted' than other humans in certain areas of interest, but that surely must mean that the meal would be fucking EXQUISITE if she used her demonic powers. what's the harm?

she wakes up from a black out the next morning (or evening? she can't tell) with an impossibly round stomach, covered in bodily substances her brain is too fried to figure out, and next to andrew's sister in the exact same situation. andrew is no where to be found immediately and [reader] can barely move so she just goes back to sleep, feeling tired, sore, and incredibly full.

andrew is trying to take a cold shower to help his boner go down (it doesn't) until he takes a closer look at it. pulling out a measuring tape from the drawer shows that yeah, it is an inch longer. fucking hell. he chalks it up to [reader]'s succubus powers and the thought of her sends precum dribbling down his thick and veiny shaft.

fucking hell.

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coff-in

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i’m gonna reply to this one. sorry for the leangyh! i’m on a oc rampage, expect even more lucen and tsukiko content soon. for now i’m just doing 0-20 for each of them lol.

lucen (🌊)

september 26th

he celebrates with their close family and friends

feels like a coffe dude, likes tea.

ALONE. he’s a major introvert

they’re can’t see out of m his left eye and has many smaller burn scars centered mainly on their left shoulder. so kinda? oh and he has mobility problems in that shoulder.

definatly hearing. they only have one eye, sensory issues, and as someone who can’t taste or smell i don’t feel qualified writing a charecter that does

my dudes a optimist that tries to be a realist

ooo that’s hard. probably jasmine.

yes but he says they don’t.

aromantic and nope. he’s mx. logical all the way.

it would be an aro relationship, but basically as friends with benefits. also they r 14 at the moment so-

when somebody reveals silly information about them, or tells people about his past mistakes.

once when he was when he was younger, this one new kid bullied them for being a twink nerd. he then because a snitch and snitched lol.

that they’ll only ever be the book smart kid.

bro can talk his way outta any senario

either knives, water magic, or potions.

when the other side is initiation it or is about to.

goes with tsukiko (their bff) to their library (they don’t own it but they consider it theirs so.) and reads for a while to take his mind off of it :((.

invisibily, telekinesis, empathy, or levitation.

reading, dancing, and making potions and stuff :))

tsukiko (🌱)

august 31st

she has a big party and invites everybody she knows a few days before or after her real bday. on her real bday she just ahas a small celebration with her close family and friends

feels like she would like tea, likes coffe. execption for boba tho.

with others! she’s an extrovert that gets ancxiety when alone

she’s hoh and has allergies and has had an snot ting slight cold for weeks now. she doing good tho :))

sight/touch! she has above 20/20 vision and relies on it a lot. or touch/texture/vibration, bc she’s been deaf for so longs she’s become better at picking up subtle differences in texture and stuff.

optimist but internal anxiety dialogue is v pessimistic

cinderella

it rlly depends

no, but she’s also a hopeless romantic who usually never confesses bc of anxiety

by being kind and lovey do ey and leaving cute little gifts everywhere and knowing everything about them and never confessing.

when she says something and people criticize her/make fun of her :((.

yes, when she was younger and in middle school. mainly by talking behind her back and pretending to be her friends and d basically having a ab*sive friendship/toxic friendship with her :((

that she was bullied, and about her identity. also about teh a fact that she’s neurodivergent/has anxiety.

hooo body this girls gonna fight you. she is the definition of looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you.

axes, fire, and just。her own body (wresting, karate, boxing, just fighting)

almost never ever

same as lucen. then she would go back and stress prep.

super streangh, shapeshifting, or like. lava girls powers. or be like raven.

gardening!!! and cooking. she’s a cant math gay.

100 Random Character Development Questions

001. When is their birthday? 002. Do they do anything to celebrate their birthday? 003. Does your character like coffee better, or tea? 004. Do they prefer being alone or with others? 005. Are they in good health? 006. What sense do they most rely on? 007. Is your character an optimist or a pessimist? 008. What is their favorite fairy tale? 009. Do they believe in happy endings? 010. Do they believe in love at first sight? 011. How would your character court the person of their dreams? 012. What makes your character embarrassed? 013. Have they ever been bullied or teased? 014. Detail one secret shame your character feels. 015. Are they most likely to fight with their fists or their tongue? 016. What is their choice of weapon? 017. When does your character think that violence is justified or deserved? 018. Your character wakes up to find that war has been declared. What do they do? 019. If they could have a superpower, what would they choose? 020. What are their hobbies? 021. How do they display affection? 022. What is the most beautiful thing they’ve ever seen? 023. What do they consider beautiful in others physically? 024. What do they consider ugly in others physically? 025. What do they consider beautiful in others personality-wise? 026. What do they consider ugly in others personality-wise? 027. What is their idea of perfect happiness? 028. What makes them laugh out loud? 029. What sort of sense of humor does your character have? 030. Do they believe in the afterlife? 031. Are they superstitious about anything? 032. Does your character believe in ghosts? 033. Do they keep their promises? 034. What’s their view of lying? 035. What is the most important rule your character lives by? 036. How honorable is your character? 037. If your character saw someone drop a large sum of money and knew that they could probably take it without anyone noticing, what would they do? 038. What bad habits do they have? 039. What do they think is the worst thing that can be done to a person? 040. What is their obsession? 041. Are they comfortable with technology? 042. What is their greatest achievement? 043. What will they stand up for? 044. What disgusts them? 045. Does your character have any chronic medical conditions? 046. How do they handle getting sick? 047. What was the last medical problem your character had? 048. Do they have any allergies? 049. How does your character feel about growing old? 050. How does your character feel about their own mortality? 051. If they knew they would die tomorrow, what would they do today? 052. What is your character’s worst flaw? 053. What is your character’s greatest strength? 054. Does your character want power or authority of any kind? 055. Is your character an introvert or an extrovert? 056. Has your character ever struck someone in anger? 057. Has your character ever killed anyone? 058. What is your character’s idea of a perfect day? 059. List several phrases your character is fond of uttering. Where did they pick them up? 060. What is your character’s attitude toward education and learning? 061. Does your character prefer adventure or safety and security? 062. What sort of legacy does your character wish to leave behind? 063. How well does your character handle difficult people? 064. In what ways does your character annoy others? 065. Is your character better at leading or following? Which do they prefer? 066. Does your character prefer city life or being out in nature? 067. Does your character believe in fate or destiny? 068. How strong is your character’s sense of responsibility? What kinds of things trigger it? 069. What about your character is heroic? 070. What about your character is cowardly? 071. How kind is your character? 072. In a Dungeons & Dragons game, which class would your character be? (wizard, fighter, bard, priest, ranger, etc.) 073. In a novel, what plot role would your character fill? (hero, anti-hero, sidekick, villain, etc.) 074. What is your character’s favorite game? 075. Is your character ticklish? 076. How do they express anger? 077. How often do they cry? Over what? 078. How emotionally stable is your character? 079. How easy is it for them to read the emotions of others? 080. How easy is it for others to read your character’s emotions? 081. Is your character religious? 082. What are your character’s sleeping preferences? 083. What is the first thing they say and/or do when they wake up? 084. Describe your character in one word. 085. Describe your character in three words. 086. How would your character describe themself in one word? 087. How would your character describe themself in three words? 088. Is your character quiet or loud? 089. How vocally expressive is your character? 090. How bodily expressive is your character? 091. What type of music does your character like? 092. What emotion does your character evoke in others? 093. What is your character’s goal in life? 094. Name three things most would not expect your character to be able to know. 095. Name three things most would not expect your character to be able to do. 096. How do they move and carry themselves? What energy do they project? 097. How well do they adapt to change? 098. Does your character like animals? 099. Do they talk to inanimate objects? 100. Does your character dream? If so, what do they dream about?