#coelacat

[funnier-when-objectum]

after years of neglect ive finally given my girl a good cleaning. i took out her graphics card and everything. i was too scared to touch her cpu, but i told her i would take care of it soon. with a lot of apologies we feel soooo much closer now. i think ill be ready to give her a name soon. im gonna put stickers on her and make her nice and pretty, and im gonna take so much better care of her from now on.

pushing in her graphics card again felt damn near erotic!! i think its only all the better because she was struggling to even turn on, and now she runs nearly silently. once she was running again i gave her case a lot of caresses. i think shes excited to be back in working order, shes excited to be run again, to have her limits pushed. she might even let me crank the graphics settings up on some games now, who knows ^-^

ill clean out her software soon, but i do prefer my women big..... she loves her external USB storage drive a lot, after all..

im feeling better and im finally up to treating her right again. im grateful for how patient shes been!

this is so sweet <3

[adrianicsea]

elephant trunk snake

CHECK THESE GUYS OUT!!!! i had absolutely no clue this was a species of snake that existed, thank you for bringing them to my attention 😄 obsessed with their beady little eyes…..

[orange-lover]

delightfully orange kenyan sand boas

i am a great fan!!!!! i like this so much i started choking on air when i saw it

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

hi. @handsomejack-ingoff on main here fighting the borderlands interpretations wars

could i turn you to the side of transfem bigender troy with her lameass pet faggot katagawa jr whos like an aggressive chihuahua for her. could i get you to turn to the side of katagawa jr running away to be a bandit with the calypsos. butterfly effect means that the calypsos dont die and get redeemed too btw. in my heart. could i turn you to the side of ty and kat having dyke/fag hostility and always 1 argument with troy away from killing each other. would you fight for me and my truth that ive held inside me since 2021

well in my rewrite au katagawa and troy are essentially adopted siblings and auuuh the fag (trans gay man) on dyke (bigender bisexual) friendly violence and assorted gooberance is insane. they dont wanna kill eachother bc they settle arguments by 1v1ing eachother in super smash bros, final destination fox only no items. so i disagree a lil bit but i am nodding sagely

[javierduffy]

happy 2 see another javier and kieran shipper in the community :) i started smacking them together like barbie dolls after i wanted to inject javier into a bill/kieran domestic au and i found myself completely wrapped up in their dynamics.

from my domestic au to your brain: javier and kieran are ranchers together. javier is constantly reminding himself in saloons to just think of kieran whenever he has the urge to get into trouble. would kieran want this for him? no. probably not. javier is gritting his teeth and telling himself he is going to be a good boyfriend for kieran even if it kills him. which it very well might, he wants to punch some annoying guy very very badly, and not punching him is actively draining javiers health. its fine. he can go home to kieran and get called so brave and strong for handling the situation so well

ive been loving seeing your stuff in the tags, its been a delight, keep it up :)

YAAAAYYY ANOTHER ONE !!!! now there’s … three of us, last i checked …. or at least, ones that are active. still, that’s a better standing than 5 years ago ! happy to be back and part of the gang :] the smacking together like barbie dolls part is soooo real .. they’re so good, aren’t they !-?2!2?2

HAHAHDR THANK YOU THATS SO CUTE the only way kieran would know what javier did (and by extension, did not) do that day would be if javier outright told him, which is double cute. obviously kieran will ask him every single day “oh, how’d your day go ? was it good ? how was town ?” and javi being the little canine he is leaves out absolutely no detail regarding things that will bolster, or at least maintain, his Good Boy status. Good Boy status perks include getting head pats and hair braids and praise like somehow not spilling blood is the best a man can do for kieran duffy (all the same, javier would do just about anything else he’d ask, as well. javi considers himself lucky kieran does not request for bloodshed, because he’d be left with no choice but to fulfill it.). no offense, but john could never have the self control that javier does.

thank you ! that’s very sweet :] i’ve been worried that i’ve just been clogging up the tags with all my spam so it’s nice to hear that someone at least enjoys my silly little shenanigans !!! thank you so much for the ask and for indulging me <33

[frutavel]

im in love with the way you design your characters. they look like delicious candy to me. it feels like you made them exactly to appeal to a specific subset of my tastes. im a little obsessed

Oh, thank you very much! It's always a delight to hear that someone's found joy in my work, and it really means a lot to me to hear it ^^

[fatmaclover]

im sorry sunny fandom i may be kinda dead for a while longer. other hyperfixations are kicking my ass and i gotta unfortunately grow up and get a job soon 👍 but do not fret. sunny will never leave my soul. like a spider.

[kolbasos]

THANK U! that is absolutely surprising but im very grateful!!! ❤️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ just like towerartt said, its the highest honor of all...

Also as a matter of fact @rottenzone !!! Its not like u constantly talk about Rhys but I from slight disgust turned to actually thinking about him positively! Ur the best best best

nothing will change your perspective on a character like someone who is batshit obsessed with them

[citrinegator]

was tagged by me lovely pal @tomfoolery-m-coolatta to share 5 songs on repeat :3

1. Lady - Hear Me Tonight by Modjo

2. Where its At by Beck

3. Like or Like by Miniature Tigers

4. Gimme Love by Joji

5. Ocean Breathes Salty by Modest Mouse

friends play with me now!! @chucklets-world @bulkbogann @soup-userr @400evilrottweilers @coelacat

[ghostboyhood]

EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

so that oc rp blog concept i talked about is (hopefully) coming to life!! @coelacat @maplezbacon and i, have created a discord server so we can create a world together for the ocs!!! i want people to get a say in what kind of story it is and be able to easily communicate, so i figured making a server is a easy way for that :)

either reply to this message or dm me if you would like to join!! (i wont be adding people who only like this) im so excited to do this with everyone !!!!

[tossball-stick]

kats pinned 📌 previous urls: handsomejack-ingoff, lifeweaverpussy

hi! im kat. this is my (ultimately personal) sideblog for gaming stuff. my thoughts are mostly occupied with red dead redemption, valve games, fallout new vegas, and occasionally some overwatch, the outer worlds, or borderlands. other stuff might pop up too. not sorry.

im an adult, my pronouns are it/she/he/honk. i like and follow from @coelacat (check it out if you wanna know more about me). i liberally use any slurs i enjoy reclaiming without tagging. my tag for any suggestive or potentially nsfw work i reblog will be #suggestive and i request minors block it.

i love recieving asks, and anon is always on. ask me about most any of the interests above and id love to talk about them!

transfemming all your favorite male characters is my favorite hobby and i will continue to do it until the day i die. god bless

[heartofhubris]

Tagged by the lovely @oldmanlusting

Last song listened to: Killin' floor by Blues Saraceno

Favourite colour: Purple, specifically when paired with other jewel tones

Last book read: I was feeling nostalgic so I reread The Summoning by Kelley Armstrong, but oh do I regret that.

Last movie: Love Is Strange (2014), wanted something cute to watch for a while.

Last show: Nip/Tuck and i do not recommend it. They protect a pedophile in episode 1 and it gets worse

Sweet/spicy/savoury: Sour, but spicy too.

Relationship status: Open relationship, looking for an old man to have fun with for a while.

Last thing I Googled: Noah Wyle

Current obsession: Book Bindng, even as slow as I'm going with this 700+ page book.

Looking forward to: Finishing making the venison tamales I started last night

Tagging: @faux-friend @dethharmonic @milo-hypno @bootydragginsoftheshire @lost-and-created @chopstickpizza @coelacat @zorgishborg @the-realharleyquin @writingkitten

[coelacat]

apolocheese to send yet anothe3 ask but whats your battletag perchance ... we can hop on ?i main mercy, lw, kiriko, sombra (yeah.) and mei (yeah again.)

coelacat#1645 luckily we have identical mains but im also a meta slave so i play whatever whenever. i most like playing dps lately thou. sombra/hanzo/soldier mostly atm. pharah too. i also rly like playing genji but i only play him on my alt (sativakitty#1898) because thats like bronze and im ass at genji. both are pc btw i only play on pc. a lot of console players dont like pc lobbies so i am warning u of that

[orange-lover]

trick her treat 🐎

i ardly know er! you get this fucking thing

[ghostboyhood]

@coelacat

Collection of le fishe memes from an aspiring marine biologist 🦈

[fatmaclover]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Charlie Kelly/Dennis Reynolds Characters: Charlie Kelly, Dennis Reynolds, Joyce Kelly Additional Tags: Dialogue Heavy, not really shippy but can be read as whatever idc, transfem charlie, i call her joyce this whole fic. not sorry., joyce gets a cat, joyce is an okay friend, a sneak peek of macs childhood pining, oh yeah did i mention mac gets mentioned in this fic, Light Angst, One Shot, johnny mention! Summary:

"Dennis was already talking and making his way over to her, even if Joyce wasn't actually paying attention quite yet. That was normal, both for him and her. She caved, tuning in to his ranting, which he was clearly passionate about. He was gesturing wildly with his hands, waving them around while he vented his frustrations.

“... And he's always with that guy, now- Spends all of his time with him! I don't get it. What does this guy have that we don't?”

Ah. So that's what this was about. Joyce let her grin slip through the walls that usually kept her reeled in. She was finally starting to feel like karma was on her side, and maybe she could find some sick satisfaction from this."

a.k.a. Joyce Kelly has to listen to Dennis Reynolds bitch about the very thing she's gone through her whole life since high school putting up with.