#cody worm

[rebranden]

They were gamers together :'(

Cody is losing badly to Noelle and Jess on the same controller. Krouse isn't trying to win, but rather dog Cody so he loses even more ingloriously.

[estavionpira]

team of hydrokinetics call that the waterhouse nine

team of artillerists call that the mortarhouse nine

team of construction workers call that the mortarhouse nine

team of dwarves call that the shorterhouse nine

team led by cody call that the slaughter krouse nine

[faultlinescrew]

*insert unfunny iseaki joke here*

[stealthetrees]

I saw a post I can’t find anymore about a clone wars au where the clones where mass produced and grown at like 10x the normal rate but they’re actually parasitic worms that live in a host so if a clone dies they don’t have to train another one, just get it a new host.

And I remembered the scene on Genanosis when Obi-wan wanted to study the worm and it got me thinking.

So Cody and Obi-wan go do something and Cody steps on a land mine and dies. But the worm crawls out. And obi-wan, the freak he is, is fascinated by the worm and takes it back with him. He makes a little habitat for worm Cody to live in and study’s him with a magnifying glass.

Someone eventually rescues worm Cody and gets him a new host and Cody immediately starts crying about how his crush would still love him if he was a worm.

[deserthusbands]

cody, squinting: morning already?

obi-wan, sliding over a cup of caf: early bird catches the worm.

cody: ... you think i look like a bird?

obi-wan, chuckling: no, but you could use the caf.

cody, still squinting, but suspiciously now: oh, yes. thank you, cyare.

obi-wan: no. do not give me that look. you do not look like a bird, cody. i promise.

[freakingweirdo]

travellers modern au

[dontbelasagnax]

another desert husbands sketch!

[estavionpira]

Everyone says that Cody was sold to One Direction, but what would he do there? He has no talents. No, the only people who would need someone of his (lack of) skillset are, that's right, the Beatles.

[faultlinescrew]

If you just reblogged that poll I would have voted Emerald out of my own volition cuz Nope fucking slaps but yeah sure I'll claim my free drawing whilst I'm at it

I require of thee a silly doodle of Cody of Travellers fame (Yangban uniform or casual outfit, either works, your choice)

Sorry this took so long, hope a silly little doodle from my work break will suffice :]

[dontbelasagnax]

this has probably been done before but tell me in the tags how you got into codywan! 🧡🩵

[translucent-sun]

Obi-Wan propped up on one elbow. Cody was just about to fall asleep, but the sudden movement, the dip in the mattress, made him wake.

“Cody?” Obi-Wan whispered. Cody hummed in response.

“Would you still have fallen in love with me if I was a non-human species?” Cody frowned, opening one eye to look up at Obi-Wan, surprised at the question.

“Of course, it would still be you.” Even in the darkness Cody could see that there was something like relief on Obi-Wan´s face, but it quickly disappeared.

“Even if I was a wormish species?” Cody´s confusion was growing, as was the almost anxious, worried tone in Obi-Wan´s voice as his questions became more ridiculous.

“If you still had your personality, of course,” Cody simply said. It was the truth. Obi-Wan got quiet, and Cody hoped it was the end to this weirdly specific conversation. But just when he was preparing to attempt to fall asleep again, Obi-Wan inhaled deeply, letting himself fall back on the mattress. Now it was Cody´s turn to roll over, looking at Obi-Wan. “What is it?” he asked, gently.

“What if I´d been a Hutt?” Obi-Wan asked without looking at him. Cody couldn´t help but snort.

“Well, I strongly doubt that you´d be a Jedi in that case, given their physiology. So we most likely wouldn’t have met.” Obi-Wan smiled a little. “But if we had… Then I´d still love you.” Obi-Wan closed his eyes, humming.

“That´s sweet of you, dear,” he said. “There has been a huttese Jedi, just so you know. It was a long time ago and it didn´t end well.” Cody frowned again. Or did he ever stop? Even if he´d tried, Cody couldn’t have predicted a single turn this conversation took. What had moved Obi-Wan to ask this? What was he worried about? All of those questions would have to wait until morning, as Obi-Wan started gently snoring next to him. Cody shook his head in amused disbelief before going back to sleep too.

[estavionpira]

How well the Travellers would play Team Fortress 2

Krouse - Monologues about his fantastic game plan to the team, only for them to all play engineer. Mains Scout

Cody - Stabs Krouse upon encountering first bot, thinks it's him (they are sitting next to each other). Mains Demoman

Marissa - Good at the gameplay fundamentals but lacks the courage to go for any of the funny manuevers she thinks of. Mains Soldier

Luke - Greatest aimer in the world. Dies instantly if anyone gets within 50 feet of him. Mains Sniper

Jess - Sits in a corner and has her turret kill anything that comes past. Mains Engineer

Oliver - In his element. Thriving. Never been happier. Greatest TF2 player to ever live. Mains Spy

Noelle - Is an egirl. Mains Demoman

[liliennacht]

Krouse about Cody

[silberzunge]

if your requests are open you should draw trickster. holding the door slightly open for someone. possibly cody

even if they were closed id open them for trickster holding the door slightly open

[dontbelasagnax]

I personally think that the codywan worm gf conversation would go something like this (cw: not safe for worms):

It's late at night and they're cuddled together in bed--Obi-Wan's fuzzy cheek pillowed on Cody's nice and squishy chest--when Obi-Wan says, "Would you love me if-"

Without hesitation, Cody says, "Yes."

Obi-Wan curls his arm tighter around Cody's midsection and says, rather bitchily, "You didn't let me finish."

"I love you a million stupid ways and I'd love you a million more, you jackass. Go to sleep."

Cody kisses the top of his head and determinedly plays with his hair like he can't feel Obi-Wan's face all scrunched up trying not to cry.

But then Obi-Wan sniffs snottily and presses his nose ever so fondly further into Cody's breast (who frowns because they exchange a lot of body fluids but he'd rather not add mucus to the list) and says, "I'd love you if you were a worm as well."

"A worm?!"

Suffice to say, things get weird. Some really odd worm roleplay happens because Cody can't let Obi-Wan escape this. He will beat the horse till Obi-Wan begs and pleads mercy for even bringing the horse into existence.

Sweaty and breathless and endlessly in love as Obi-Wan bleats out giggles like a lunatic between smiled gasps of, "stop," and, "no more," Cody flops his full body weight directly on top of him. Definitely top five silliest sex they've had. Satisfying though. Fun.

They sleep very affirmed now that they've thoroughly loved one another as if they were worms.

[itsgoldleaf]

they’re together on tatooine. obi-wan’s old commander and cody’s old jedi.

they’re greyer, grumpier, middle aged on an outer rim rock together. the thread of their last argument is so easy to find and pick up from where it lay in the dust for so many lost years. they carry it between them and speak words into each other’s ears close and trembling and it’s too good to be true and the galaxy is kind at last because it lets it be true

(moonshine on the roof of the house, backs to the walled edge, the bruised sky purpling into night overhead)

waiting and not worrying on market days alone in the house. keeping occupied with sand that will not stay swept and the household minutiae, dishes, folding the same two shirts. not glancing at the window or the time. an approaching silhouette surrounded by dunes, and the way the stomach settles at the sight

(one day there’s two silhouettes. kote tells ben to stop bringing home strays and later ben catches kote tucking the tooka into its bed. it’s cold at night, ben. i’m not a monster any more)

the old patterns are easy and the old patterns are hard and they sit with rotgut (or tea, which in kote’s opinion is rotgut) that makes them wheeze while the pockmarked sky sings to them a story of a galaxy they once knew and maybe loved and definitely lost. arms slung around shoulders because it is cold, and they don’t need to say it because it’s been years now

they know what they mean to each other

they’ve been a long time coming