#cod johnny mactavish

[homosexualgirlandbags]

Price, who was sitting on the patio of Simon's newly painted house, sharing a beer with the man under the afternoon sun as they talked about renovation. Two men, shirtless under the sun, glistening sweat trickling down their chest as their belt bulges, hair pushed back with sweat and glittering under the sun.

Nikolai and Soap, who have suddenly never understood each other more. Why Soap would choose a man so unserious and brooding, why Nikolai would shag his captain after every damn mission. Because he would too, if he ever saw Price walking around like that.

[ilostthewar]

Thinking about Omega!Soap and Omega!Reader being each other’s biggest defenders. They bond heavily simply because they both fill similar roles within their pack. A lot of the time, this simply translates to the fact that they are always found scenting and cuddling. They share nesting materials and often prefer to just make one big nest for them to occupy together. They’re both able to pick up on small signals of what the other may need. Which sets this really funny situation where they both will hold grudges against other people for no other reason besides omega-solidarity. However, it does have an unintended consequence.

Disagreements within the pack happen. It’s a natural part of having mates and living within a pack dynamic. But whenever big arguments happen, it’s easy to suddenly have two omegas who are clearly pissed off. It’s natural for you and Johnny to feed off of each other’s emotions, especially when the bonds are already frayed from the fight.

A lot of the time, this simply happens in an effort to protect one another, to provide comfort. It’s not an intentional act to other a member of the pack. However, it does help fast-track resolutions. You aren’t going to out-stubborn your omegas.

[kortac-sweetheart]

thinking about simon trying (and failing) to court this cute little lovie he’s had his eyes set on. he thinks he’s being forward (he isn’t) and he thinks he’s coming on too strongly so he pulls back (stupid man) and it just ends up sending you mixed signals. you don’t even understand direct signals (you’re very dense) let alone mixed ones, so you think he just hates you (he doesn’t).

well, it’s not your fault. you’ve never been courted before, never mind actually dating. and you’re as dense as a brick wall, even when it comes to friends. so simon trying to court you is like him trying to scale everest with only shoestring and a candy bar for supplies, it’s a painful thing to hear about (mostly talking about simon here).

he thinks that staring at you unblinking from across the room counts as flirting, that leaving ominous one sentenced messages is romantic (“you’re never alone” ? great work, simon. absolutely stellar.)

but the way he ignores you is even worse. radio silence on his end for a week or two straight because he got too flustered at his own actions and thoughts of you to even properly look at you.

johnny that also likes that same little lovie that simon does, but he doesn’t know that simon likes you too. you never mention anything about simon (because why would you?) and simon absolutely never mentions your name or physical description when he talks about his downright beguiling courting attempts on you.

and the thing about johnny is that he’s very, very direct. no mixed signals or beating around the bush bullshit with him, he says what he means and means what he says. all his sweet words and romantic gestures are taken surprisingly well by you, and you’re very flattered. (and flustered, but still very flattered.)

johnny quickly bags you, now his sweet little bonnie, and he’s determined not to let you go. convincing you that he was serious about you was hard work (yes, even harder than diffusing a bomb), and he’s not letting such a sweet thing like you slip from his fingers. he’ll be your first and last relationship, he swears it.

and he’s eager to show you off. but only when you’re finally comfortable with it does he bring you to meet the team at their usual pub.

just imagine the dumbfounded look on simon’s face when he sees you walk in. the little lovie that he tried so so hard to court before, walk in clinging onto johnny’s arm like you’d be swept away in an instant if you didn’t.

“ah’d like fer ye te meet my little bonnie thing! say ‘hi’ love.” and all you can do is give them a little wave and small smile— pointedly avoiding simon’s (still) unsettling stare at you and johnny. johnny (bless him) either doesn’t notice, or he’s too busy cooing and fawning over how cute you are to really care.

either way, it leaves simon staring off into space wondering “when the hell did tha’ happen?”

[gojoidyll]

y/n: imagine carrying a child for 9 months only to name them john.

john: *cracking his knuckles*

johnny: *whispering to ghost* do i count towards that, too?

ghost: dunno, better go fight them to make sure.

[mina-org]

I think ive mention home wrecker gaz? or price? but id like to expand, yandere behaviour kidnapping and stuff

simon doesnt mess about, he listened 7 rings one too many times, he sees you, he wants you, hes got you in the boot of his car and the toddler in a car seat. simon knows you're loyal, he likes that, hopefully youre see its fruitless to stay loyal to a dead man.

Johnny I think lovesssss, lives for it. youll rip up an established life? with deep roots? for lil old Johnny? also loves being a boy toy for an older lady. Johnny definitely weasels his way in and his plan is to slowly turn you against the other person but I feel like he'd get impatient and confess too soon and that would lead to a kidnapping.

Mr price? hes just finalised his 2nd divorceand he swears off love and marriage. until he sees you overwhelmed with the cutest lil baby and toddler and no help John can't let you struggle, so he plays a kind stranger!!! and who would've guessed your toddler is strangely obsessed with the army and johns apart of it! unlike his own dad who is much lamer and he never sees:( John just feels himself slipping into your current husbands place while hes away on business.

gaz likes being chosen, being seen, bros a mirrorball, similar to Johnny, he likes to see the temptation in your eyes while you look at him and thoughts of anyone else falls to the side. he likes playing hero and save his prettiest girl from the neglectful husband, I think hes the only one whos not kidnapping you

[cryingpages]

You cant tell me that Soap wouldn't give these to others if he'd get his hands on them

[stargirlstabber]

call of duty and incorrect quotes; #5

Simon and Y/n: *physically fighting each other*

Johnny: This isn’t what I meant by 'express your feelings!!'

[hoodiepandaninja16]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

(I'm not from the Midwest, but I know this is so true).

Been thinking about the 141 boys coming to visit your southern family…

Price ends up out back with your papaw and uncles staring at a riding mower that they haven’t been able to get back up and working. Beer in hand, hip cocked, mimicking their ‘uh-uh’s and ‘yep’s. He tries to help with grilling but your dad won’t let him anywhere near it because “damn brits can’t cook out to save their lives. I’ve seen what y’all eat.”

Ghost gets a little overwhelmed by the women fussing over him. He’s on his third plate of food and your mimi is still loading him up with more mac n cheese because “He’s just such a big boy - he really needs to fill up! Are you sure you’re feeding him enough?” Luckily Simon is a literal human vacuum - a total garbage disposal. He drinks about a pitcher of sweet tea by himself because you can’t tell me that man doesn’t have a deadly sweet tooth. You have to drive home after the food coma they put him in.

Gaz is the decided favorite son-in-law (never mind that you aren’t married yet.) He’s just so polite, happily helping wherever needed. Quick witted and more than prepared to participate in the small town gossip. Giving genuine, dramatic gasps at the news that the preachers son of your family’s rival church took a trip (went to prison). It just makes sense that boy always had a screw loose, after all. He picks up on the cooking easily enough, asking your mom for all her recipes to make both you and her a lovely custom cook book of family recipes.

Soap goes absolutely hog wild on the four wheelers with your cousins. Regaling the younger ones with stories of his ‘adventures’ (pranks on the other 141 members.) He picks up some of your slang for the fun of it. After all, sigogglin’ just works with a Scottish accent so well. Unfortunately he can’t handle the jalapeño corn bread - it’s just too spicy for the poor boy.

[hidingwhere]

John Prices wife coming to pick him up at the airport after he returns from a mission, but the car is now full of military men.

One look at the three boys, completely exhausted and pulling their phones out to book a taxi had your heart crying. Without thinking, you offered them all a lift to yours and Johns home for them to stay overnight.

So now there’s three men cramped onto your three backseats, John having the luxury of sitting in the front. Simon is on the end (still in his balaclava but luckily not the skull mask because you’d be a little creeped out seeing that every time in the rear view mirror), Johnny in the middle and then Kyle on the other end. Johnny complains for about 10 minutes that he’s squished in and has no room to move but after that he’s completely zonked out on Simons shoulder.

Your music plays quietly through the speakers and they’re happy to listen to anything that isn’t gun shots or explosions.

Once you arrive home, they all climb out the car, grabbing their bags from the boot and dumping them down in the living room.

“Place looks less lifeless than last time I was here,” comments Johnny.

“Finally got a woman’s touch to it,” adds Kyle.

You smile a little at the non-direct compliment. Price also looks around, noticing the little details that have changed or the things that have been added around his house, keeping a hand on your back. He leans down and kisses you gently, mumbling “I missed you” against your lips.

“I missed you too. But it looks like you’ve lost weight.” You glance down at his body. “I’ll fatten you up again,” you tease with a little giggle as he chuckles.

It’s around 9pm by the time you’ve cooked dinner for four people who have appetites of bears. They all look at you as if you’re an angel sent from heaven when they see the food, sitting down at the dining table silently and scoffing down the meal.

By 10pm, you go into the living room thinking they’re all watching TV but instead they’re all asleep. You grab some spare blankets from beside the sofa and cover them up except for John. You shake him awake and make him move upstairs into bed with you. There’s no way you’re letting him sleep on the sofa and not with you after weeks apart.

[homosexualgirlandbags]

Also, also. I think Simon is going to be possessive about Johnny.

I mean, after all, he did spend a majority of his life alone and constantly jumping around from home to home. It's hard to find someone who actually cares and is willing to stay. And so when the sunshine to his life, Johnny walks in, it's almost hard not to keep him all to himself. You're telling him, that he finds a man that's practically the sun? And the man likes him back too??? Nar, you're most definitely joking. Except we're not. And Simon does find Johnny in his bed every night when schedules aling.

And much like a dog resource guarding, he's keeping Johnny next to him, preferably tucked by his side under a blanket. He's only human, with weird chemicals in his brain making happy chemicals whenever he sees Johnny after all. So what if he actually ends up buying flowers for Johnny on their first date (unaware that chrysanthemums means death in the flower language), it's his problem to deal with.

(Johnny thought it was a promise of death from his lieutenant, ends up almost switching teams because the fuck is he going to do against the 6"4 -193cm- man?? Try to bite him?? Fuck him??)

Simon doesn't even realise he has grown accustomed to Johnny being next to him until Johnny ends up training a new batch of recruits on a different base. He quite literally rots around that month on base, calling Johnny whenever he can to get life updates. (And maybe collect wank material. There's something about his heavy Scottish accent coming out after training that Simon shamefully finds hot). He also damn near scares the recruits when he shows up on the last day of Johnny's absence, standing by the doorway as he waits for his husband boyfriend to finish early.

His veins damn near pops when a recruit kisses Johnny on the cheek as she is leaving. Simon might have left finger sized indents on Johnny's hips from the resulting kiss he gave him.

He really is no different from a dog from how he was hoarding Johnny at that moment.

Oh well, god didn't give him puppy eyes for no reason, he supposed.

[ilostthewar]

There’s something so incredibly funny to me about Soap accidentally pulling a “my girlfriend is from Canada you don’t know her”. It wasn’t intentional, but it kinda happened regardless. He always has details to talk about but whenever they ask for specifics he can’t share them.

“Where are they from?” All over the place, they have to travel a lot.

“Do you have photos?” She doesn’t like taking them, kinda like you, LT

“Whats her job?” Can’t share that with just anyone, Gaz.

And while the boys don’t call him a liar exactly Ghost does, Ghost calls him a liar to his face and Johnny just grins all big cause he’s dumb like that, they kinda do just roll their eyes. Gaz even goes so far as to ask if Johnny’s inhaled anything concerning lately or gotten thrown around too much in their last crash.

But you can imagine Johnny’s shit-eating grin when some high ranking officer pulls up to base and there’s whispers and mutters. And then Johnny is practically sprinting across the Tarmac to sweep you off your feet and showing you off to his boys.

“I told you she was real!”

[kortac-sweetheart]

sweet and silly dessert thoughts with my fave cod men

nikto who would crawl through hell and back for a chance at hand feeding you your favorite chocolate covered strawberries. one hand holding the strawberry and the other delicately positioned underneath incase some chocolate falls. silently fawning over you as he watches your chubby cheeks bounce when you chew, just like a cute hamster, his little one.

nikto who declines having the strawberries himself, instead electing to steal a sweet kiss from your lips, the taste of sweet chocolate and strawberry now lingering on his lips. he simply can’t get enough.

♡。·˚˚· ·˚˚·。♡

simon who looks surprised when he snaps back in from his reverie (he was busy staring at your cute face, yes he will deny it) and you’re holding the first bite of your fruit tart in front of his face. a little bit of tart crust, cream and some berries on it. his confusion melts into something more soft, adoring as he allows you to feed him the first bite of your fruit tart.

the bites go back and forth between you and him, until your treat is nearly gone and you’re happily feeding him the last bite. he’s all soft smiles and an even softer gaze as you skip hand in hand with him out the cafe. he casually leans down to press a chaste kiss to your forehead with a quiet but loving, “thanks, birdie.”

♡。·˚˚· ·˚˚·。♡

kruger who snatches a bite of HALF of your lobster tail pastry when you’re too distracted by a cute dog. snickering whilst chewing when you turn around again, confusedly looking at your pastry before looking at him. and giving him a slap on the chest when he manages to giggle “boyfriend tax, haschen”. the look on your face is worth the scolding you give him after, just like a little angry kitty he says (he’s not helping his case)

after playfully harrumphing at him and ignoring his affections for two blocks he offers to make amends by buying you a pack of macarons, and pinky swearing he’ll ask first this time. (to his credit he actually does) which earns him a nice big kiss on his cheek in return, see schatzi he can be nice!

♡。·˚˚· ·˚˚·。♡

johnny who buys you that slice of rich chocolate cake you were eyeing in the store. a bite or two of it is enough for you, it’s a little too decadent to have all at once but you don’t want it to go to waste. this is where johnny comes in, man is willing to eat just about anything you don’t want anymore, more than happy to in fact.

his only condition to it is that you have to be hand feeding him every bite of it. preferably whilst comfortably seated in his lap, so your day takes a detour to the local park. seated on the green grass whilst johnny hugs your waist and you hand feed him each bite of the cake until it’s all gone. he couldn’t ask for a better way to spend the day if he’s being honest. (maybe a small kiss to sweeten his day even more, bonnie?)

♡。·˚˚· ·˚˚·。♡

gary whose eyes light up with excitement at the first bite of japanese strawberry shortcake. hand delicately covering his mouth as he chews, he gives you a cute vigorous nod when you ask him if he likes it. while feeding him another bite you decide to tease him a little.

“y’know what’s in common about you and this cake?”

he cocks his head a bit to the side (much like a cute dog) and shakes his head. you grin at him, “you’re both my favorite!” and the effect is immediate. a cute pink flush spreading across his cheeks and a little flustered giggle escaping him. he’s too adorable to resist, and you press a little kiss to his already pink cheeks.

“how about i make it for your birthday hm? how’s that sound?” he nods excitedly once more, feeding you the last bite of cake whilst nuzzling his head into your neck like a content cat.

[gojoidyll]

Pause.

You backtracked as you looked through the bar's window. Your eyes on a man who was dressed in casual clothes (a t shirt and jeans), had a head of mohawk hair, and his back was to you.

You may not be able to see his face, but you knew, you knew, that that man was downright gorgeous.

Was this ... love at first sight?!

It very well could be considering how soulmates existed and all. Throughout your whole life you not once met your soulmate, but maybe... just maybe... your heart would finally point you in the right direction.

Gaining a swagger that could only be fueled by young adult stupidity, you ignored your friends who continued down the road (leaving you behind) and walked into the bar. Though, the moment you stepped a single foot through the doors? You slipped on an ice cube.

And the moment you landed on your back, you could only wince.

"Ah, my back!/shit, my back!"

That was another thing about soulmates. Some are tied together with a red string. Others can't see color until they meet each other. A few have their soulmate’s name etched like a tattoo since birth. And people like you shared your soulmate’s pain.

The moment you yelled out the man yelled out in unison. Both of your eyes met. (Granted, he had to look down at you from where he was sitting at a table as you haven't gotten up off the floor yet.)

And then he smiled as he got out of his chair and bent down a little to hold his hand out for you.

"Couldn't have gotten my attention another way, lassie?"

His grin was contagious as you took his hands, "well, i had to fall for you at some point, so might as well get it out of the way now, you know?"

[forsworned]

Being the only female on TF141 is like Simon constantly scolding you for getting into sheningans with Johnny and Kyle while Price sits on his arm chair with a good book, whiskey in hand and him puffing out smoke like a chimney from his cigar like the daddy he is.

"Delete it."

"Why?"

"Cos I fockin' said so."

You cock an amused brow at him as you look up from the embarrassingly cute photo of the skull-masked behemoth fast sleep and cuddling your Hello Kitty plushie. "Cos y'fockin' said so?" You mock his gravelly Manchester accent and it sends Johnny and Kyle into a fit of giggles. And even Price is chuffed by it. It's contagious really.

It lets your guard down enough for him to yank your phone out of your hand deleting the picture with a swiftness that made your eyes ream and your heart jump. You all groan and jeer at him for being a poor sport but he's quite satisfied with himself. Little does he know, you have a few copies of it in your desktop.

[shinoko-oshi]

Simon teaches you how to cum

One month into your relationship with Simon, he was set to leave on his first mission since you’d gotten together. It wasn’t a long, just a little over two weeks but the moment he mentioned it, your face dropped, and your fingers curled into the hem of your shirt.

He noticed. Of course he did.

That night, he handed you a small black box, thumb brushing over your knuckles when you took it with hesitant fingers. A vibrator.

“Figured you’d need somethin’ to keep busy while I’m gone,” he said, half teasing, though the look in his eyes was anything but light.

You only nodded, biting your lip, avoiding his gaze.

“What’s wrong, birdie?” he asked gently, tilting your chin up with the curve of his knuckle.

You hesitated, cheeks burning. “I’ve just… never made myself cum before.”

He stared at you for a second longer before standing up, pulling you with him, murmuring, “C’mon then. Let’s fix that.”

He positioned you in front of your bedroom mirror, body bare, knees weak, thighs trembling already just from the heat of his gaze. One of his hands held your jaw in place, fingers curled under your chin, forcing you to watch.

“Eyes open, love,” he whispered, lips brushing your ear.

“Want you to see how your body works, how it should be touched.”

His other hand moved between your thighs, fingers pressing slow circles into your clit. You whimpered, eyes fluttering, only for him to tighten his grip on your face.

“Watch,” he chuckled. “See that? That’s how you like it, yeah?”

His fingers sank into you slowly, then faster, curling just right. Over and over, until your knees buckled and your breath hitched sharp in your throat. And when you finally came, gasping against the glass, he kissed your shoulder and hummed, “That’s it, lovie. Just like that.”

You got up, staggering toward the bed, legs shaking, ready to collapse into the mattress.

But Simon caught your wrist and gently tugged you back.

“Where you goin’, birdie?” he asked with a light chuckle. “I still gotta teach you how to cum on a vibrator.”

He guided you back down, spreading your legs, eyes wide as he held the toy up, his smirk lazy heavy with promise.

Maybe you really did need the lesson.

Or maybe Simon just had a thing for mirror sex.

Maybe Simon just loved his birdie too much and the thought of being away from you already ached more than he’d admit.

Either way, you weren’t getting any sleep that night.

Shit post.

[mina-org]

Thinking about retired John with a younger wife, and he just can’t keep up or keep it up with sex, his hips hurt and he find it humiliating how fast he comes or that he just can’t finish. S/o is sweet about it, kissing his cheek and comforting him but he knows his pretty girl has need and he’s not taking care of them it eats at him, so he enlists some help.

he knows his sweetheart would never do anything with, or ask for another man. just go on, happily neglecting herself:(

He doesn’t know if he should ask Simon, he’s big and mean and he’s not sure if your pretty pussy needs that right now. of course it would be a pretty sight to see simon fucking his sweetheart, have them on all fours, trembling nearly ruined. John could already see the tears, he could ever be that mean to his girl:( he'd love to see it though

Johnny is similar, but less mean and a bit too freaky for right now, he’d love to watch the Scot wreck you, love to lap up your cunt and wanted to hold you still while you squirm but still a bit intense when the two of you hadn’t fucked in months and Johnny was always introducing him to the kinkest shit and its just too much to start with.

Kyle though? Perfect. Simon and johnny were takers but Kyle? He’d give you want you want and need, he'd bring you to tears and kiss them away, he was able to give you what you need and be gentle about it and of course more than happy to help!

the two other men are jealous to say the least, simon's known you the longest and John used him to protect you more than a few times, in fact the way simon looks at you is what sparked the idea:(

johns a proud man and loves showing you off, and it started innocent enough, it just escalated but John sure you'll love it