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[alhaith4ms]

knock knock knockity knock ! ! ahem i have a letter addressed to angel mari ? 💌🎂 *pulls out scroll* you are hereby cordially invited to attend scribe al haitham’s birthday celebrations organized by coco which are set to occur next sunday at lambad’s tavern, precisely at sundown . he kindly requests no gifts except your own presence ( although he would definitely not be opposed to bdai kisses frm his beloved mari tehe ) ! :3

coco you are so adorable and lovely 🩷 thank you for the invite (and personalized too!) for our haithie's birthday and of course i'll be there at the tavern to celebrate his special day!

[lunarharp]

..polly pocket au.. (<- a type of doll.)

[chaosandmarigolds]

Reader, Roach, and Soap, minding their business:

Ghost: (hearing them come into the room) I swear to god you’re already giving me a headache

roach: 🥺

Ghost: not you, Gary, you’re an angel. YOU TWO-

reader and soap: THE FU-

(Has it been a solid ten years (let’s be fr I can’t remember how long ago so…it’s been a sec) since I played the 09’ version? Yes. Do I miss Gary? Yes.)

[softpine]

i made you a cookie but i eated it

[cocomeow]

HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY to one of the sweetest creatures I ever got to witness in my whole life!! I can't believe that this lovely being is living with me every single day?? Look at her, she just turned 1! 🎂 Happy birthday, my love 🫶🏻

[enluv]

GUESS WHO JUST TOOK HER LAST FINAL EXAM

[abbey-abdominal]

Day 6: family picture

Pomni is not only fluent in “Kid” but she’s pretty eloquent with it, too.

(these mfs are THE iPad kids)

[lunearobservatory]

"New York, you've been quiet."

"That's new."

(tw alcohol)

There are ten visible 18oz cups on screen. Lowballing, I’m going to say this is all he has had. I’m also going to say each counts as 12oz since it’s possible they weren’t filled up all the way, also standard Budweiser can and bottle sizes are 12oz, so it’s an equivalent of one can/bottle per cup. I’m saying Budweiser bc it’s statistically the most popular beer in New York which. It’s also the most popular beer in the entire country so like. Whatever. I’m going for it.

Okay.

10*12oz=120oz

It could be either Budweiser (5%abv) or Bud Light (4.2%abv) and I’ll go with Bud Light, again going for the lower number.

In my heart of hearts I know this is Wildly going to affect the outcome of these results but God damnit I have NO other form of reference. So. I’m using Ben as a body ref. Personally I hc NY as around the same height anyway so fuckin? Sure I guess.

Ben is uhhh self stated to be 5’5 and 125lbs which LMAO I COULD THROW HIM SO FAR but also I’m gonna use that as the metric.

120oz of 4.2%abv for a 5’5 125lbs person is. HURRKKKHH A LOT LMFAO.

That rounds out to 0.29%bac (aprox 20h until 0%abv) at minimum

And for shits and giggles 0.5%bac (aprox 35h until 0%abv) at most (10*18oz(5%abv))

0.08%bac is the average level New Yorkers start feeling “drunk” (it’s also the legal driving limit lmao). The national average for that is 0.099%bac, so I feel comfortable saying it’s sssssimilar enough to just. Use those numbers with a pinch of salt which isn’t how math works but ffff.. Sshhh…

So basically, yeah, I guess based on my word and above numbers he’s anywhere between 0.29%-0.5%bac in that. If he’s only passed out that’s WILD LMAO

0.25%bac is starting stage 5 (level that passing out is listed at); 0.29%bac is the bottom line so it makes sense he would be passed out at this mark if his tolerance is above average which! Probably! It's fuckin New York!

But. 0.45%bac+ is like. Pretty damn assured death for errrrrrr. Most people!

So. Yeah! Between 116-200% tolerance when compared to average citizens. I know that’s a big discrepancy just play with me in this hypothetical math hell please!

The point of all this being. Yeah. I do maybe believe the states are a little tougher than humans and I had to justify it to myself in some semblance of reality

Thank you.

[shinigami-striker]

Chibi Manga Crash | Monday, 04.17.2023

Here's an example of Japanese manga based on a video game mascot, featuring original stories off of the NTSC-J version of Crash Bandicoot: Warped down below.

manga: Crash Bandicoot: Kattobi! Spin World (1999-2000)

[lavenderslug]

i am so grateful that my girl is by my side. she's very stressed out with the move but we will get through this together<3

[itoshi-s]

hiiiya zari i come bearing an assumption for u n rinnie mweheheh ໒꒰ྀི മ ̫ മ ꒱ྀིა i feel like he spoils u rotten ! u can take one quick glance at something at a store n' da next day you come home to find it wrapped up all pwetty on ur bed >///< n he surprises u wif lotsa gifts methinks ! i feel like gift giving cld be one of his more prominent love languages :3 besides wat else is he gna do with all that pro-football money other than spoil his pwetty girlfie ! !

selfship assumptions ask game !

uwaAAAaAh coco !! <//3 ooo the way i had to selfishly keep this lil sweet gem stored in my inbox for a lil while to cherish ! qwq this had me all gigglin and squealing i cannot .. canNOT STOP thINKiNG about him T⌓T

that is so very much true !! rinnie’s not always that gud w words so he’d rather just show it thru his actions !!<3 anD YEP YEP what else is there to do w all that money ! he doesn’t rly care much for it so he might as well spend it on me instead .. and he does 😋 i would be a nasty liar if i said he didn’t gain himself a smack or two 4 it tho .. he knows no limits </3

[nobilismare]

Constance will be the highlight of this month because it’s her birthday on the 20th! ❤

[softpine]

never met a girl like you before

[transcript]

[yuukimiyas]

gently squishes ur cheeks wif m pawz :3 ❄️🐾 ! ! i hope u hv da best friday evr chloe bun ! wat’s on d agenda for after work 2dai ?? doing anything fun outside or spending da night in cuddled up w lover boy ? ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡) hehe !

my most precious pastry coco!! ૮꒰๑´ ᵕˋ๑꒱ა i am leaning softly into your lil paws <33 my friday went v well!! i worked all day & now i'm all comfy cozy tryin to decide on how i want to do my winter theme!! :3 lover boy & i both had a rlly long week seein lots & lots of ppl so we're gonna stay in tonight & cuddle up on the couch to watch a movie!! it'll probs be either howls moving castle or inception ໒꒰ྀི ∩ ⸝⸝ ∩ ꒱ྀིა he always says it's my choice but grumbles ab it bein either 2 of my faves ૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა ugh!! but it's okie bc he can't say no to me hehee! ૮꒰⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝꒱ა i hope you & alhaitham are super extra cozy w your fluffiest blanket & the best cup of tea ever!! <33 sending over lil heart shaped sugar cubes for you, too!! ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა i love you endlessly coco my sweet!! smoochin your lil head! mwah mwah mwah!!

[enluv]

jungwon saying hi to riize at mama 🥺

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

You were thrust into my life against my will but you've been a little light of joy and menace in my life for nine years 🐶🥰