#cock replies

[besuggestion]

Eventually her cock expanding inside you is gonna feel so good, it'll make her cum, in turn expanding you by filling you up, get so bloated and buxom that you can't stop lactating, expanding her cock again, trapping both of you in a vicious endless mutual expansion cycle.

God yes, getting so filled up that it has to get out of me, leaking from my nipples,,, and I don't let her get off easy, making sure she drinks every last drop so that I can feel her get bigger,,, and it just keeps happening over and over, until we're both stained with milk and cum,,,

[neopuppy]

jeno is so hot bruh i just know it slaps his leg when he walks.

[moodymisty]

Space marine who has heard that people love it when their partner has a big dick, and gets insecure about it because he thinks his is small (proportionally it is, but also he’s a space marine. So it’s huge. For some reason he has not yet realised that)

He explains his dick is smaller than the other marines and the serf he was about to fuck just about cries from the sheer relief

[beevean]

The fact that after eight years I decide to relearn to drive, a skill I technically don't need as of now but will grant me the illusion of freedom (I can't wait until I'll be able to go to the beach by myself <3), and the fact that my mother has been complaining for three days that I cut my hair shoulder-length because "you should make yourself prettier, not uglier like this, I bet you only cut it because you're lazy and don't want to waste time drying it but you should let it grow ass-length because you'd be so pretty", are probably connected.

[the-casbah-way]

"being scottish isn't a personality trait why do you bring it up so much" have you considered that a) where you are born and raised can have a very big impact on who you are and how you speak and what you enjoy b) you are american and it's painfully obvious to everyone around you the second you open your mouth but you just don't see it that way because you assume yourself to be the standard default with no accent or culture. your americanness is just as pronounced as my scottishness and that's fine

[hanayanaa]

Splatoon

[cokowiii]

Votre oeuvre est si belle, vous m'apportez du bonheur même si vous n'essayez pas, chaque fois que vous postez, vous remplissez ma journée et je vous en remercie

수탉과 공 고문

Sad that French people don’t exist. I’m gunna assume this says that I suck and should delete my blog uwu

[frenchfrywrites]

Hmm... TWST thought. You're doing a particularly frustrating bit of homework, but one of the other students (your choice which) is comforting you while you work... By snuggling up on your lap and cockwarming you. They're snoozing, arms wrapped around you and head resting on your shoulder, and their warmth and weight help keep you centered when your homework makes you want to tear your hair out. And on top of that, you can drink all the caffeine you need without having to run to the bathroom constantly... You and your warmer have both agreed to just use each other. As soon as any piss forms inside you, you just let it drizzle out into them, and they return the favor whenever they need, quietly spilling across your lap.

YESSSS LETS GET INTO IT!!!!!!

I gotta be so real, my mind went to malleus first. He's just dying to be close to you, and comes to you begging quietly to be filled. When you tell him you've got a lot of work to do he gets all pouty (ofc he thinks he's hiding it well lmao) and is like... Okay 🥺😔.

So you tell him you could give cock warming a try and he's delighted, eagerly agreeing to the idea. He's amazing at cock warming, and is such a good boy for you, staying so still, completely content in just being filled up.

I don't know if I think he'd fall asleep on your lap, but he absolutely drops into sub space.

When you start pissing in him he'll clench tightly around you, and moan, but he won't move even if he wants to get off so bad. Nothing turns him on so badly as being used like a urinal <3

Of course it's also fun to think about some more bratty and eager characters (cough cough, Leona, Cater, and Lilia cough) who would have such a hard time stopping themselves from moving that you tell them if they're good for you, you just might piss inside of them. Then and then they're good and still for you, even going so far as to help you with your work (anything that'll guarantee your piss inside them)

[hourcat]

you should absolutely write more of that dick pic fic if ur so inclined like I am LISTENING

i am taking this as a follow-up 3 sentence request

Pierre's gaze falls to where Charles is now white-knuckling the phone--for the briefest of moments, it looks like he's concerned that Charles hadn't found the joke funny, or maybe that he'd been offended and was worried about apologizing, which...Pierre knows him better than that, Charles knows, but it's still comforting to know that he really does care.

Of course, the moment passes quickly as he registers the image in the blink of an eye, and Charles can only watch in muted horror as Pierre goes redder than Charles has ever seen him in his life before snatching the phone from his grasp, turning the screen off as if that will erase the image of his dick from where it's been burned into Charles' eyelids.

"I," he starts after a long beat, voice too loud, then stops and shakes his head and tries to laugh a little before he continues, "that was not for you," which, yes Charles knew that bit (the errant thought of I wish it was skitters through his brain, which he does not have time to unpack)--but hearing it somehow makes the reality of every date night story his best friend has ever told come to life: that that photo is on someone else's phone, gaudy and lustful and full of an intention that makes Charles want to squirm in his seat for a reason he can't quite identify.

[besuggestion]

What if a trans woman wished for bigger boobs, but along with it her dick grew too?

In a fit of sleep deprivation, you order breast enhancement pills from a sketchy website. When it finally arrives, you only hesitate a moment before popping a few in your mouth. After all, what's the worst that could happen?

It works! Immediately, your chest starts to slowly grow. And... it feels nice. Warm.

Excited, you take off your shirt and go to your mirror, watching your chest grow, and it gets bigger, and...

...Stops. It looks like you only got about two cup sizes bigger.

Well, that won't do. You grab a handful of pills, hastily swallowing them all.

Immediately your body reacts, your chest growing, much faster than before. You stare at your breasts in the mirror, transfixed. Your body looked so amazing, and it felt so good... you reach up and start touching your nipples, a jolt going through your body, much more intense than usual. You must be extra sensitive...

Your pants start to tent. It's not too surprising, given how good you feel. You continue to play with your chest, moaning as you grow bigger, and big--

Wait. Your pants were starting to feel painfully tight. You take them off.

"Oh, god," you breathe. Your cock, just like your chest, was throbbing, getting bigger and bigger, in sync with your growing chest.

"I-I'm going to be so big..."

As if controlled by someone else, one of your hands sneaks down to your cock, lightly touching it.

You stifle a loud moan. It's so strong, you almost feel like you're being hit with lightning. Then, you grab your cock, starting to stroke it.

Oh, god. This is it. This is what your body was made for. Getting bigger and bigger, feeling nothing but pleasure. Your body moves on its own, playing with your chest and your cock at the same time, all while you watch in the mirror, unable to tear you eyes away.

[3-aem]

I lied. I don't actually like sex. Put your clothes back on, I'm going to do an entire character analysis on Geto Suguru and his massive horse sized schlong.

[ohlovxr]

LMAO YES IT WAS A JOKE but now… now i’m thinking of refusing to give back the sock unless eddie tells u what he was thinking about for each stain… and- and.. giving him a handjob while he tells you and at the last second.. right as he’s about to cum.. u push his cock inside the sock.. now he has a new memory added <3

OH GOD WHAT IS WRONG W ME

GAAAHHHHHH thinking about dropping off one of your socks in his room the next day for the next time he jerks off <33 leaving behind a lil note that says “fill it up just for me this time and maybe next time i jerk you off, you can fill up my pussy instead of some sock <3”

ugh omg and when the time comes that you’re jerking him off, he gets all excited but you roll your eyes, sighing as if your pussy isn’t begging for stretched n filled up by him, “just the tip, eddie!”

[peppermint-rat]

@tw1stedthicket

Okay but this is excellent though and I will be using it liberally, thank you

[fisheito]

friend fish!!! do you have any super specific headcanons for nucarni you'd want to post about? like from the serious to the silly. im talking from like how did little yakumo deal w humans and snakes hating him and then his grandparents loving him to who are the left handed mfs and who are the right handed mfs. how did kuya handle huey disappearing vs can garukaru wink. i like your brain and i like the very specific little things that come from everyone's brains and just wanted to see if you wanted to post any sillies or seriousies :3

why, friend anon, it seems like You are the one bursting with ideas... if u wish to share with the class i shan't object ohoho

MMM>....UUHHHHH boy ain't it just appropriate that once u hand me the microphone, my mind blanks hmmm........ ............(leaves ask and comes back in several hours)

OH I got one!! yakumo and chickens

s o one day, i wished to draw yakumo holding a chicken. just snekboi holding an absolute buff orpington orb of chicken, because it would be, how u say,... grotesquely adorable, yes??

but before i could, i wondered.. is that possible? do chickens like yakumo? or would they sense his snakeyness and hate him? was it ever discussed in the story?

my immediate thought was of those chickens who get hypnotised into a catatonic state when u draw a straight line in front of them. u know all those gifs of the chickens that just go [plop] with HARD FOCUS on the line? and as soon as line was erased, chicken blinked back into existence/Killer Peck mode?

i remember ppl hypothesising that it was bc the lines reminded them of snakes and the chickens were like shhhhh play ded the snakes will want nothing to do with us.

i can;t remember if they ever actually found the answer to that behaviour. i wish i knew. but i don't. so instead i imagined eiden placing a 🧍‍♂️yakumo horizontally in front of a chicken to see if the trance could be replicated

the whole thing made me think about yakumo's relation to animals, especially farm animals, bc idk if his grandparents ever farmed animals or if it was JUST produce. the story so far seems to say vegebls only but *I* want *FARM ANIMALS* and *YAKUMO* ***toGETHER*(*(***** so we continue the train of thought

yakumo has pulled Princess-Snow-White-shenanigans in the past (Idol Fest). those forest animals didn't have a problem rolling up to yakumo just to listen to him sing. i don't remember if exact animals were mentioned in the story, but i'mma assume it was lil guys like rabbits, birds, rodents, deer. i mean... snakes have been known to share habitats with these guys... so it would make sense for some of them to be scared if yakumo's energy is more snake>human.

but then KUYA??? he's a fox. yet he's got parades of adoring forest worshippers everywhere he goes, regardless of predator/prey status. so maybe the vibe of Yokai overrides whatever trophic chain dynamics are supposed to exist in this world. So instead of EEK! A SNAKE/FOX! the animals be like Yokai=cool nature powerbeing let's hang out ?

but then i wonder if the Yokai Vibe is moderated by Yokai expertise. bc kuya of course has way more experience as yokai... he's more likely to embrace his foxy traits than yakumo with his snakey traits (what is this.... a competition of self acceptance now??).. so maybe the animals all trail after kuya bc of his confidence,,, but would they do the same for yakumo who hasn't yet transcended to that Power Strut Aura?

which relates to childhood yakumo. to surrounding animals, what was his vibe? snakey? human? yokai? did it matter? he mentioned that the other snakes used to bully him .. and that people also used to chase him away... so his vibe was. what? like the king cobra who eats other snakes, and can bite people? at this point, it's not like yakumo has the self-control or self-acceptance to consciously manipulate his outward appearance. his vibe is his vibe.

so, in this unsure, untrained, scared snake-self stage of his life, he still appeared as a Threat to other snakes (and probably other animals that typically fear snakes). i imagine that if i were to introduce yakumo to farm animals at this point, they would react like they saw a potentially dangerous snake. chickens angy. cows might stomp u. goats might eat u

and yet Grandma and Grandpa , like many humans, promptly threw convention out the window and went [lol what threat?? he scared. let's give him some soup]] -> for further proof of ppl being like that, look at. any dangerous creature. cute as heck. i'll fawn over apex predators. angry bear incapable of empathy? deserves my respect. sure i'll share my room with a snake if it looks like it's crying . self-preservation? why would i care about that if i have the chance to make the snake less sad??

i mean, farm animals are domesticated so they're supposed to be pretty chill. i like to think that once yakumo spent more time on the farm with a loving family, his energy became more stable and more human. and surely with daily exposure, those farm animals would acclimate to yakumo's presence. maybe even grow to like him if he takes care of them.

THAT IS TO SAY even if the animals initially shun him or treat him like Danger... they eventually associate his energy with the good times. and yakumo would learn how to act around each specific animal so as not to upset them (just like any good zookeeper!!). As both parties build upon their experiences, the likelihood of positive interaction between yakumo and another animal goes up up 🆙☝!!!

IN THE END, ALL THIS MEANS is that, simply bc i like animals, i'm gonna pretend that yakumo's grandparents also farmed creatures (dang, an undertaking for 2 elderly ppl. i know. but this is gay fantasy isekai). ok, maybe more believably, a neighbour farmed animals and yakumo was the only young'n around to help. and because of all that, yakumo has experience dealing with animals.

according to my made-up timeline (😄) if i drew him at human age ~7, it would make sense if it was a pic of a cow chewing on his hair (being bullied by ungulates. he's crying), or chickens pecking him en masse

and if i drew him getting ALONG with those same animals, it would more likely be a yakumo at human age -- well- older than that. he's got some working experience at that point.

(slams fist on table) SO I CAN JUSTIFIABLY Draw A FLUFFY CHICKEN RESTING HAPPILY IN YAKUMO'S ARMS AND IT COULD BE IN-CHARACTER.

i crave interspecies friendships. humans do nonsensical things to befriend other critters. why can't the chickens override their snake fear for this one special boi. it is what i want to see and i will twistturn canon until i see it.

[boy-above]

i hope everyone has a GREAT DAY i LOVE U ALL!!!