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charlie wants to get pregnant irl and have a litter. those are the words that just left his mouth btw. what the fuck
#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#liveblogging#man famously hates children and he raises ONEEE minecraft egg and ONEEEEEEE SINGLUAR wolf and#ALLLLL OF A SUDDEN he needs them#cmon man smh
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Tell me why I gotta be up at six in the AM to get ready for work but Taiga doesn't even show up to the homescreen
WHERE ARE YOU
WAKE UP
EMPTY
Walking around banging pots and pans to wake up Sinostra if I get shot then I don't have to work retail today
#tokyo debunker#tdb#taiga hoshibami#shitpost#but cmon man#why do fictional characters get to sleep in and i don't#rude as hell#smh
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Damn it Solas you were supposed to be a spirit of wisdom how the fuck did you think this was going to go my guy????
#dragon age humor#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#dragon age the veilguard#datv#solas#dreadwolf#fen'harel#cmon man#smh#thought you were supposed to be smart
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i love how the moment they make president snow a young hot guy they forget the literal war crimes he's committed and how many people died due to him? like he's not even morally grey like the bookstagram girlies claim? he's literally straight up evil and killing children just to maintain his own power. GIving victors and the rest of the people of panem an illusion of glory and fame while secretly using them as pawns on his personal chessboard. Like I love myself a character with skewed morals but this *gestures around myself vaguely* is not it
#like cmon people i expected better from you#villains can be hot!#that doesnt mean theyre not still villains!#this is the man who killed finnick for peeta's sake!#and he was both hot and a good guy#smh finnick odair is so dissapointed in you all right now#the hunger games#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#coriolanus snow#lucy grey baird#katniss everdeen#katniss and peeta#peeta mellark#gale hawthorne#primrose everdeen#president snow#finnick odair
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jjk fans will jump at any opportunity to hate women because what did hana even do
#WHY IS SHE THE BUS DRIVER ALL OF A SUDDEN#she’s a teenage girl with a cringe crush on a teenage boy. literally what even is the issue#this how i know y’all been cooped up in your parents house since age 12 bc have yall never had a crush before#taking every word serious and hearing the wedding bells is the definition of having a crush are you serious#that lil girl may be a bit delulu but cmon now there’s people out there believing geto will come back#just because she ‘gets in the way’ of your midbrow yaoi ship that wasn’t ever gonna be canon anyways man gtfoh#they’re giving her the utahime treatment already smh#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk manga spoilers#kinda???#jjk 270#hana kurusu#jjk hana#megumi fushiguro#jjk megumi#truly hate how they see megumi as nothing but yuji’s damsel in distress#fuck all the way off yall are doing the same shit the zigzags do#THAT AINT HOW ITS SUPPOSED TA BEEEEEEE
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#hello????#this is so funny#are you stupid. genuinely.#knockout has literally kissed another man on the mouth what are we doing bro#transformers#maccadam#tfp#knockout#tf#its almost 2025. kobd is canon in like. 3 separate comic universes. tfp ko was a blatant gay stereotype. he hit on men constantly.#didnt the writers themselves confirm tfp ko was gay with that whole homophobic ‘glitch in his coding’ comment???#gay people cant even have the blatant gay stereotype characters anymore smh#<- not seriously upset bc its just one dude and most people get it but like. cmon man get with the program
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Gonna Have Myself a Time
#sleep deprived podcast#Twitter is Eating this One tf Up and Im Like 🙄 CMON MAN#the simplest one... smh#tomtastic art
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I JUST WATCHED THE NEW ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE TRAILER AND THEYRE LEGIT JUST PISSED AT HIM BC HE STILL HAS PARENTS LIKE HUHHHHHH “being spider-man is a sacrifice” HE ALREADY LOST HIS UNCLE??? WTF MAN LEAVE MY BOY MILES OUTTA THIS
LOOK AT HIM HES SO COOL AND YOU WONT LET HIM JOIN THE SPIDER-MAN CLUB BC HE HAS ALIVE AND WELL PARENTS??????
#across the spiderverse#into the spider verse#spider verse#miles morales#miles didn’t do anything#spider-man#he’s just being your friendly neighborhood spider man#spider gwen#cmon bro#cmon dude#that’s kinda messed up#smh man#miles morales best spider-man
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ZORO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AND WHO TWINKIFIED YOU????
#the way i screamed when i saw the man and ran over to my phone#mtas#mtas pablo#one piece#roronoa zoro#zoro im so sorry but like cmon#i cannot be the only one rhat sees it#zoro#pls understand#dont be mad#he got lost in more ways than one#rip his muscles#hell this might even be pretime skip zoro smh#my time at sandrock
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i want the star wars black series thrawn figure but unfortunately he’s doing the fucking megamind face and I cannot take him seriously
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Unpopular opinion reversal: Mr cards players.
I respect Cards players who are furrys and that's it.
(Okay I also respect people use it as the horror it is and explore the loss of humanity/villain path but that's not as fun as a one liner)
Reverse Unpopular Opinion meme: send topics and instead of salt or hot takes, you MUST talk abt smth you like about it
#ajskskdhaajsjdjahsjfkfkskfkgkh#HALF CMON MAN#i couldve done somethin for cards alone but???? smh ajdkflgkh
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Also smh at the mitsukuni slander
Man has barely had any screen time and Ichiya is just tearing him apart with FALSE ACCUSATIONS mind you
#bucchigiri?!#watch and yell#smh man#let him rest#uhhh in peace?? is he actually dead ??#cmon big bro you need to make it through#death aint nothin you cant handle#spoilers
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How can I carefully shape and carve tiny duck of clay and yet struggle to eat soup because my spoon shakes. Be consistent, hands.
#to be fair I am very slow and focused when I craft and often hold my breath for especially fine details#and spoon holding muscles are different.#but like. cmon man.#I drop my pills all the time because my fingers twitch#maybe they should be little duck shaped and I'd hold them easier. smh
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I'm so scared
#i keep saying the same thing but idk i cant thjnk#i thought i was getting better but that was the pain medicine#i dont know what she gave me now idc anymore i dont have the energy to ask or argue#i wanna sleep but im in sm pain#i wanna die#what do i do?#as if i wasnt pathetic enough already#im scared#it feels like i dknt bave anyone#im really scared#id ont know#what do i do#i cant even go to the doctor bc being up or aitting for too long hurta so bad#great now i gotta get up bc im crying and my face is wet smh#ahhhhhhhhhhhh#im not religious but if i was id just take this as a sign that i should die#like seriously way too many unlucky moments man cmon#the first 18 years couldve been a fluke#what th is the rest#whatever
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ive babysat maybe like once in my life but what worked for the kid i looked after was just. make it as stupid as possible. wave the cutlery around like its a magic wand. and u can also distract them by just making some grand story about it too. then again my kid was like closer to baby than toddler
hmm… noted. this kid is just stubborn and knows what they want but won’t TELL ME
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scream 6 would've been better if mindy had died + if her death had directly paralleled randy's sorry
#j speaks 💯#you guys know i love my girl mindy but. cmon what the FUCK man#talk about a disappointing body count???#did anyone with a name even die apart from annika???#and the ghostfaces but like we all knew they would die#that cop guy was sooo predictable also#oh yeah before i keep going#i should tag#scream vi spoilers#scream spoilers#quinn was kinda a shock i forgot about her as soon as she died haha#and i clocked ethan right away#i took ONE LOOK at him and Knew#i wanted the meeks martin twins to be the ghostfaces though!!! how fucking cool would that have been#also it wouldve been terrible writing but like. it wouldve been cool.#anyways... just wanted to say that... scream three reigns supreme forever & always#gf roman you will always be famous. to Me#also it was wayyy too gory#whoever the new director is... you do Not have my respect. smh#okay while i dont like the whole chadtara thing. i did like the deweygale parallel in the last scene. that was fun
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