#cmon i dont bite

[octo-blobs]

doodle page. oh my god i love octopath traveller. And i love Lesbians

[renalii]

I need a woman in my life to cuddle and shower with kisses, just fluff and all 💔

[friendlyengie]

Firmly believe that engineer’s relationship to pyro is similar to a guy and his very aggressive dog that he insists is actually so sweet dont even worry abt it ^_^

[cronchcake]

I'm not gonna elaborate because I don't want to, but I wish we could have genuine and well-argued criticism of critrole. I want my n1 fave to be criticised for its flaws. alas, most critique I see is either pretty badly argued or it's done in bad faith.

[techutones]

Yall should like...send asks...yall should...yall should do that

[ihavehatsinmypants]

truly a punch-able face

[lottieurl]

to even imply adult jackie COULD be boring if she survived is insane to me. do you have any idea how much she'd have to BREAK her brain to cope? that would turn her entire brain inside out she'd be a fascinating adult like every adult yellowjacket is because they're such a traumatized mess. keep up

[haruchuiyo]

the new jjk leaks…..

[cherrywperson]

you should talk to #me and send me #asks i think

[skrunksthatwunk]

god im so mad at myself rn. i have multiple assignments and i SHOULD be doing them or sleeping or doing the Massive Neglected Amount Of College Stuff or making my mom's bday present (it's tomorrow, haven't started). you wanna know what i did instead? you wanna know what I've been sitting on the floor doing for the past hour and a half?

i (non-polish speaker but interested in the concept of being one) decided I'm gonna learn all the words to hej sokoły. yeah the folk song. this is not the first time this has happened with this song either. I'm so mad what the fuck is happening. i would still like to kiss whoever made the word skowroneczku on the mouth with tongue bc it's the best vocal stim but fuck off othwrwise you're ruining my LIFEEE

[qzse-rtv]

I think ur cute like actually and iwant you but I'm too awkward to tell u

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[sanstropfremir]

I HAVE to ask: thoughts on the new Namjoon? (Produced by Oh Hyuck!! Did not see that coming) 👀

did you. did you really have to ask

[dylankenobi]

a lot of gorillaz character stuff comes from interviews and promo content; before phase 3 (plastic beach), the music videos weren't plots but just the characters acting in music videos, basically 1-2 was just vibes, but 3 was where they started adding in plot. Going chronologically also helps, these characters aren't static and Phase 1 Noodle is very different from adult Noodle. Also Gorillaz writing is just a mess you kind of have to get used to it.

😧 this is so much and I don't really understand but I love your energy and appreciate you

[lift-heavy-be-gay]

I saw the thing you reblogged, had a moment of boldness and think you’re a bit cute. I’m just a girl okay??? 😔

- ♥️

see you have me at a disadvantage

you know what I look like, but I don't know what you look like

[denxxxphelia]

" All I'm saying is I think more men should be pegged. "

[gamblersdoll]

thinking about ex boyfriend! bakugou who is so fucking smug because he was your first and doesnt ever leave you alone… smut included.

an: this shouldnt have taken all day, but today was pretty shit. 😀

you roll onto your right side, feeling the vibration of your phone buzzing. it unlocks looking at your face identifying, and you groan in annoyance. “hello?”

“mornin’ , sleepin’ slut. bad night with the new guy?” you recognize the voice, bakugou. “just wasn’t doin’ nothin’ for you, huh?” he laughs a little bit, a sigh afterwards.

“do you realize what fucking time it is?” you ask, squinting to look at the white numbers in the corner. “it two fifty three in the goddamn morning.”

“and i bet he’s gone by now, isnt he?” katsuki asks, an expectant huff.

“who?” you ask, almost damn near impersonating a actual owl. “because i dont know who the fuck you’re referring to. ive been at home all day.”

“yer’ new little boy toy. i knew youd whore yourself out to make me jealous.” he says, biting his lip when he heard you starting to argue back and get loud. “yeah? im fuckin wrong?”

“very much so, very slow at that.”

“i mean, we wouldnt be here had you not gotten ‘fed up.’” he reminds, biting his lip and tugging at his hero pants when you scoff. “all we gotta do is get back together and y’know..”

“yes, lets get back together mr.dynamight who liked to get an attitude when things dont go his way or will purposely lie about shit to make me jealous, i love you.” you say sarcastically, rolling your eyes and pinching the bridge of your nose.

“really?” he asks, a hand groping himself when he waits for your answer.

“no.” you say, pressing the end call button and tossing the phone into the laundry hamper. sleep was good when you didnt have an ex boyfriend calling you in the buttfuck hours of the morning, but he pestered you more. you obviously hear his calls going to voice mail, but its good that the ringer turned off when you threw it.

‘one new voicemail. should i play?’ the fax machine asks, replying with a ‘sure.’ out of pity, was the pussy that good he was obsessed? or was he desperate?

‘you know you want me back, princess.. just call me back and show me how much you miss me.’

yeah fuckin right.

you listen closer, hearing heavy breathing and… slick? was this fucker only booty calling you at fucking three in the morning for this? is that why he called you?

‘not just callin’ ya because im horny or nothin.. but god, do i miss seeing you.’ as soon as you thought the worst. ‘miss seein’ yer pretty face.. or seeing the dumb shit you send me at work.’

you ponder on his words… but had he not been a bit of an asshole, you wouldnt be here. all of this was because he wanted you jealous, and ended up you spitting in his face then leaving.

‘need ta tell ya somethin anyway..’ he mumbles, a groan from his lips. you knew what he was doing, it slightly turned you on. ‘never slept with her.. just lied so you can show me how you can be crazy ‘bout me.. it was stupid.’

yeah, it was. who the fuck lies about that?

‘miss you so damn bad..’ he says, probably pre nut clarity. he moans a little bit, heavy breathing from him stroking his fat cock. ‘cmon baby, talk to me.’

and an idea pops in your head, you finding some really old photo of you and izuku.