#cmon house you can jerk him for longer than that

[thankstothe]

[thehorrorgirlstyles]

The Kook princess

Part 1

JJ Maybank x Kook!reader

Warnings: Swearing, mentions of smoking & drinking, 18+ themes, mature, mentions of sex

(Note: This part is more Rafe x reader background, JJ x reader will be in the next part!!)

Summary: Being best friends with Kiara means spending a lot of time with the Pogues, something that your boyfriend, Rafe, isn't to happy about.

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"Kie, I don't know if I should come...I don't think your friends like me very much" You say to Kiara while fixing your hair. You guys have spent the last few days at your house eating snacks and watching tv. Now since the hurricane has passed, Kiara is trying to get you to go fishing with her friends on the other side of the island.

"Cmon Y/n I promise you it will be fun, they just need time to warm up to you..that's all".

You turn around and see her shuffling through your clothes looking for something for you to wear. She throws a two piece your way and you catch it. "Now you can't make an excuse saying you don't have anything to wear", she smiles at you.

"God, I hate you" you smile back at her.

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After both of you have finished getting ready you go downstairs and wait for them to come by and pick you up. The longer you wait the more you grow nervous, "Kie, I don't know if this is such a good idea anymore".

"Relax, they're almost here" Kiara says while grabbing your hand to calm your nerves. Just then you hear an engine growing closer. You look up and see that it's not her friends, but instead your boyfriend.

"What the hell, what is he doing here?"

"I don't know, he didn't call".

Kiara drops your hand and walks over to the truck, "Dude get the hell out of here, Y/n and I are spending time together". Rafe ignores her and starts making his way over to you. He greets you by giving you a quick kiss to the lips. You quickly pull away and look at him, questioning why he's here.

"What I can't see my own girlfriend now?"

"No, of course you can Rafe it's jus-" Kiara cuts you off, "We had plans!"

Just then John, Pope, and JJ pull up in the boat.

"Hey Kie cmon we have stuff to do!" JJ yells out. Kiara looks at you, silently telling you to come with her, but you tell her you'll just catch up to her later. She scoffs and heads off towards the boat.

"So what you're hanging around dirty pouges now?", your boyfriend says after they leave, tightening his hand around your arm.

"What?..Kie's my friend, she just wanted me to go fishing with them that all".

"Hmmm" he thinks while looking at you, "I don't want you hanging around that girl if she's with them, especially JJ..You hear me" He looks at you with a look that you've never seen before.

"Yeah, yeah okay whatever" you brush it off.

He isn't quite satisfied with your answer but he leaves it at that and ushers you towards his truck. You ask him where he's taking you and he says something about stopping by to see a guy named Barry.

"What do you need to see this Barry guy for and why are you taking me with you?...I could've went with Kie if this is all that we were gonna do." He stops the car suddenly and you jerk forward in your sit.

"So you rather hang out with those pogues than me?" He doesn't look at you, but you see his fist tightening against the wheel.

"Jesus what's your promblem.. why are you on one today?"

He slams his fist against the wheel, making the alarm go off, "ANSWER ME!" You shriek back at his voice, not knowing why he's acting like this. I mean you know that he can be a dick sometimes, but he's never gotten physical with you or raised his voice at you.

"Rafe, calm down, who cares if I hang out with them, they're still people you know that right?" You ask, not liking the way he keeps calling them "dirty pouges".

"That's not the question I asked" he finally turns his head to look at you and you see just how angry he actually is.

"Uhh- no Rafe, I want to hang out with you", you back away from him slightly, your back pushed against the door.

"Good", he says while speeding off towards Barry's.

For the next 10 minutes you sat in silently with your back facing the door and your eyes watching Rafe's moves. You're not quite sure what's gotten in to him but he isn't acting like his usual self. Usually he's a dick to everyone BUT you not a dick to you.

"Alright where here, stay in the car." You look up and see small trailer. Rafe turns your head to face him and you gasp, "Do you understand, stay in the car Y/n!" He says it like it's not a request but a demand. You nod your head and he hops out the door slamming it. You watch him walk into the tailer.

A couple minutes later he walks out with a bag full of white stuff in it. He hops in the truck wasting no time in taking off.

"So, watcha get?" You ask, while reaching to grab the bag from him. He jerks the car, swevring it and you fall back against the seat, "None of your business Y/n!" He says raising his voice, "Keep your hands to yourself, stop trying to touch my shit!" he grips the wheel and drives faster.

You look at him in shock, why is he being more of an asshole today? You look back at the bag and think to yourself why he doesn't want you to know, when you realize what exactly the "white stuff'" is. "Are you on drugs?" you flat out ask him.

He grips the wheel tighter, growing more angrier, "Like I said Y/n its none of your business!"

"The fuck is wrong with you Rafe, if my boyfriend is doing drugs I think I have the fucking right to know!" You say raising your voice to. If he can raise it so can you.

"Y/n shut the fuck up stop being a god damn bitch right now, all you have to do is fucking sit there and not say anything!" You open your mouth in shock, did your boyfriend just seriously call you a bitch? Maybe it's just the drugs affecting him?

"Rafe seriously whats wrong?" you go to touch his shoulder, in hopes of calming this situation down.

"GET THE FUCK OFF ME!" you jump back at his voice. Not liking how he is acting.

"Rafe let me out, you're scaring me." He doesn't listen to you. "Rafe stop this fucking car, you're scaring me!" He presses down on the breaks hard, jerking you forward again. You unbuckle your seatbelt and look to him for an answer to why he's being like this. Hoping that he'll apologize and tell you that he will get better.

"Get the fuck out Y/n since you wanted to so badly!" you continue to stare out him, hoping he will say something to make this better, but its a lot cause.

"I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT BITCH!" he open the door for you and pushes you out the car. You land on the side of the road and look up at him, he doesn't look back speeding off down the street. You sit there hurt and crying, blood dripping from your knee.

When you finally get up, you decide to walk to John B's knowing that the walk back to your house will take longer and you're in no state right now. You knock on the door and wait, praying that someone is here.

"Yo Y/N what's up, you decided to hang out with us" Kie opens the door, but her smile drops when she sees the state you're in. "What the hell happened..are you okay?" She pulls you into the house and walks you over to the couch, you sit down noticing that she's the only one here.

"They're outside in the back, trying to clean up the mess the hurricane made" you nod at her words, another tear slipping down your cheek. She gets up and finds supplies in the bathroom for your knees, helping you bandage it. "Luckily it doesn't look too bad, but I'm just gonna bandage it so it won't get infected", She looks at you again, "Are you gonna tell me what happened?"

"Rafe" you choke out.

"That Bastard, fuck Y/n how could he hurt you, I know Rafes an ass, but he loves you?"

"He's o-on drugs", you look to the floor, more tears escaping.

"Holy shit...I'm so sorry Y/n...that's still not an excuse to hurt you." You look at her knowing she's right. "Umm- hey I know this probably isn't the best time, but were having a bonfire tonight, you should come...help clear your mind off things..maybe release some stress" she says winking at you trying to help lightening the situation. You laugh, "If this is you trying to say I should have sex with a stranger, so that I can get my mind of Rafe, then yeah your right, this isn't the best time".

"I mean that's the best way right... and there will be drinks there, cmon Y/n" she looks at you pleading.

"Kie, my boyfriend just pushed me out a car and is snorting coke and you want me to go to a party?" you look at her like she's crazy.

"Yes...?, Besides he's your ex-boyfriend now right?" You look at her thinking, you haven't thought that far, but it probably is a good idea to stop seeing Rafe, especially now that he's on hard drugs. He hurt you and you can never forgive him for that. Besides you guys were never going to work in the long run, Rafe is an asshole the total opposite of you. You want kids in the future and you definalty don't see Rafe being a good dad.

"Fine, yes I am single now..theres no point in dwelling on the matter, I'll go with you to the bonfire" She jumps up and down, happy that your finally ending things with Rafe after talking about it for some time now.

"YES, finally!... Lemme go tell the boys" she runs off outside.

You pray your making the right decision and you hope that your now ex won't be showing up anytime soon...

[aphroditedahlias]

Bully bakugou

Tittle : the last time ( part 4)

Tw noncon, kidnapping, slight somno? Not really. Stalking mention, and impact play? Yeah that’s it I think

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Reader is female. Ngl I kind of lost motivation to write, series are honestly hella tiring but 3 more chapter and it’s done so I’m pulling through lmao.

This is a pretty short chapter but anyways

Intro

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4 reblogs welcome

When you wake up, there’s smoke everywhere and you can barely breathe.

You can hear grunting in your ear and hot pain shoots through you, starting at your core and making you jolt forward.

“ Stay the fuck still.” Katsuki practically moans in your ear.

You’re scared to move and you can almost feel yourself about to throw up, looking out of the corner of your eye you see Kirishima.

There's him and a couple of other guys awkwardly looking at each other, trying to avoid looking bakugous way.

“ aww, what’s the matter, guys? Don’t wanna see her get fucked dumb by her owner? Kiri told me how hard you guys were staring at her tits so why aren’t you looking? Too fucking scared?” He groans

He’s bouncing you in his lap, making you take all of him unprepared.

You can hear how wet you are every time he forces you down.

“ cmon guys, I know you wanna look just take a peek it’s ok.” He says a loudly

It’s been 45 minutes of overstimulating pounding and for the 3rd time, you pass out.

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It’s been a few days since you’ve seen bakugou.

After being put on display and being used as bait for Bakugou to beat the shit out of your classmates, you’ve decided to stay home for a couple of days.

Your phone has been blowing up with threats from katsuki, you’ve tried ignoring him but he just gets his friends to do the same.

You ultimately decide to listen to the voice messages and delete them as you go but it’s 2 am when you’re down to the last 3 so you’re eyes are barely open.

Your lids are heavy, your mouth agape as you let out the 3rd.yarn in the last 5 minutes. So, finally, you drift off.

Bakugous been watching you, silly ole you thinking he would let you be alone. The cameras he had installed while you were at his house made sure he’d always be able to see his baby.

But he no longer wants to see you over a camera.

So here he is, standing over you. Watching your chest lightly fall as you breathe, your phone slipping out of your hand as you shift in your sleep to get more comfortable.

You won’t be needing your phone, he’ll take care of that for you.

He caresses your face and blood rushes to his lower parts.

You look so pretty like this.

Next thing he knows, you’re Leah are hooked around his waist and he’s carrying you back to his house.

Your new home.

You wake up with him panting above you as he strokes himself hard and fast.

Your larks and legs are bound and there’s tape over your mouth, preventing you from doing more than muffling out a blood-curdling scream.

“ mm started without you sorry baby you just look so fucking good.” He grunts.

His eyes switching from your face down to your tits and it’s only then done you realize that you’re stripped naked.

His hands reach out to grope your tits and you start to struggle, pulling against the rope causing your skin to burn a little.

A blunt smack to your face has tears quickly running down your cheeks.

He slapped you.

“ Stay the fuck still. I didn’t tell you to move, let me have this you selfish bitch. I gave you your space and time to come back on your own, you made this happen now sit still before I split your fucking head open.” He grunts.

His hips are stuttering and he’s not trying to hold back his moans, letting himself whine and grunt as loud as possible.

He pants, slapping your tits around and landing generous amounts of his spit fall onto your face missing with your tears until your a sloppy mess.

He cums with an obnoxiously loud moan, painting your chest with his sticky white load slightly overstimulating himself by jerking himself a while longer at the sight of you covered in him.

Your joints are tired and your head is still ringing from the bruising slap to your cheek.

He leans down and kisses you as you start to blackout once again.

“ enjoy your sleep, this is the last time you’ll be doing something without permission.”

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[kamil-a]

its not about winning at girl. its about the boyfriends you make along the way.

this is like peak toxic elliot. hysterical but also uncomfortable!!

-elliot stay is what happens when you do communicate (discovering youre into your gf yelling at you to take care of yourself) and nonstay is what happens when you don't communicate (getting relationship advice from peter white)

-the WHOLE arc hes been so restrained, like, can you move in with meeee nooo sorry sorry i asked that im such a jerk!! and then the last second its like. you WILL drink the potion. and then later on he’s like You WILL move in with me. i cant STAND it anymore.

-afterward peters like ohhhhoho making her drink the thing is only delaying the inevitable though BOYS SHE HAD 1 DUTY POINT SHE WOULDVE JUST STAYED ANYWAY!!! 

-on an "alice’s will sneaking around backwards to make things happen to her" level, this was probably her own ambivalence, though.

-WHICH DOES NOT EXCUSE THE SHITTY BUNNY LOVE ADVICE CLUB.

-she describes elliot’s medicine kiss as feeling assaulted and it’s so so so uncomfortable to read. i definitely felt physically bad a little bit as i was reading it. 

-but it feels, yknow, not out of nowhere? it’s like you big idiot you asked PETER for RELATIONSHIP ADVICE. "you have to force kiss your gf" THATS WHAT I THOUGHT YOUD SAY YOU STUPID RABBIT!!!

-its a little bit like. alice looked so firmly away from Elliots Questionable Actions And Traits that it all sprung up at once as soon as the pressure was on. and a lot a bit like qr's coercive quota had to be filled lmfao. but you know

-endless witchery

-babe it’s 202th turn time for your awful vial. (repeats forever)

-really not giving her the credit of even letting her choose

-the longer she stays the more duty points she could accrue theoretically and duty points win over any medicine!! it’s a losing gamble!!

-the wider the pool of characters who also make alice drink the potion mouth to mouth gets the funnier it becomes that julius ends his route by feeding her coffee like that. like she already decided to stay on her own he was just feeling like he missed out. obviously the winner is vivaldi for her incredible "the love between us made the bitter medicine taste like roses" maneuver

-ace isn't in the finale at all because he's on his way he just got lost cmon hes like okay i went to go give julius all the alice/elliot gossip and how she totally turned my dance offer down and now im walking home from the tower im almost there - oh it's over???

ace later, probably: you’re still a traitor btw ^_^ alice: TO WHO?!?!? IM HATTER NOW ace: ^__^ not a castle issue not a hatter issue not a park issue but a secret fourth thing....

-elliot DID realize alice was lying to him. he is smarter than she counted on him being.

-i posted the b/a/e pics last night but like its a huge power move for alice to express her actual insecurity with her own relationship and blood telling her “thats a good thing, actually, youre just bragging” and immediately she NO U!!!!! ‘s him so hard he gets all caught out being affectionate and sulks. 

-blood being accused of having affection for anyone: >:0

-really at the end of the day blood had a very good point though. if you feel you cant Do anything substantial for your boyfriend and he just enjoys your love and company for some crazy reason.... thats a good thing! that’s you being loved. i hope she learns that lesson.

-and she’s gonna be a hatter girl now so that’s more of her worries put to bed.

-TWO OF A KIND SIBLINGS BLOOD AND VIVALDI elliots like can i kidnap my gf and bloods like sure just dont half-ass it and then vivaldi watches the kidnapping go down and is like how DARE you.... carry her over your shoulder and not romantically in your arms

-you knowww theyre gossiping about it in the rose garden.

-elliot voice im sowwy for kidnapping you . to my house. im so so sowwy Do you hate me

-SHE STILL DOESNT KNOW BLOOD BROKE ELLIOT OUT OF PRISON OR THAT BLOOD PROMISED TO KILL ELLIOT. BY THE WAY

[i-luv-sweets]

|Not my side?| Scout x reader

The school bell rang and all kids went to get picked up by their parents. Jeremy stood in front of the school watching all the young kids get picked up by their parents. A boy bumped into him and laughed as he walked by. “Your parents left you.”

Jeremy clenched his teeth at the comment. He never met his father, he died early. So it wasn’t his fault. He teared up a bit at the thought of never having a dad. But as he watched the boy left someone threw a pebble at them making the boy run away. Trying not to get hit with more.

You tapped his shoulder while holding a few pebbles. “Are you about to cry?” You asked looking at his teary eyes. The bostan boy rubbed his eyes. “Nah! Nah i’m not! My eyes are just sweaty dat’s all.” You squinted your mouth and eyes a bit. “that’s just even worse than crying.” He rubbed the back of his head. “Yea, it is...” Seeing that he was still upset you nudged him with your body. “Cmon why not I walk you home?” He rolled his eyes and started walking down the sidewalk with you trailing behind. “Isn’t the guy supposed ta do dat?” He asked chuckling. You rolled your eyes and adjusted the strap of your backpack. “Do you not want me to walk with you?” This made Jeremy shut up and shake his head no. After that day you and Jeremy became close friends. The years passed by with the two of you. Always hanging out with each other and walking each other home. You would take turns taking the other home. Scout’s mother loved seeing you and Jeremy walking home together. She’d always try to convince you to stay over for awhile and always succeeding. -

You grabbed a small handful of pebbles and threw them at Jeremy’s window. The moonlight illuminating the house. Jeremy opened the window and saw you waving. He rolled his eyes and snuck outside from his window. “Let’s go slowpoke!” You whisper yelled at him and now running down the road. Jeremy laughed while running after you. Once he caught up, he ruffled your hair and ran ahead towards where you were heading. You caught up to him at the steep hill.  “Who’s da slowpoke now kid?” Scoffing at his comment you sat down on top of the hill with him. You opened the cooler that you had left on the hill and gave a can of soda to Jeremy. “How’s your mom and brothers?” You asked taking a sip of your soda. The young man shrugged and looked at the star filled sky. “Ma’s fine, and my brothers are doin good as well.” He said brushing his hair back with his hand. “Is your brother James still single? Cause I bet I have a chance.” You joked jabbing a thumb towards your chest. Jeremy groaned and gave you a smile. “Nah, and even if he was you’re better with me. Look at deez guns Y/N.” He said flexing his “muscles”. You stifled a laugh at his nonexistent muscles. “Ey! Don’t laugh, my muscles are ‘ere!” He said crossing his arms and pouting. You patted his back and leaned on him with a smile. “yeah I know, I see them.” You said going along with him. He hummed proudly at your words. “But your brother James is still hotter.” You joked as he pushed you down the hill. You grabbed onto his arm and dragged him with you. Sending both of you tumbling down to the bottom. After you reached the bottom you were on top of his chest laughing along with him. “Ya jerk!” He said laughing as you moved your arms in push up position. “You’re the one who pushed me dummy.” You got up but he pulled you back down into his chest. “Oop- Jeremy? You ok?” You asked tilting your head with a smile. He held a dejected look but gave you a smile in return. “I just...Wanna stay like dis a lil’ longer yknow?” He said swallowing a bit. “I’m not going anywhere Jeremy.” You spoke with a confused smile and raising a brow. “I know you aren’t. But can we please stay like dis?” He asked with a pleading look. Laughing you ruffled his hair and laid back down. “You’re so funny sometimes Jeremy. I’m glad we’re close friends.” You aid resting your head on his chest. He put his hand on your head and stroked it through your hair. “Yeah. Good friends.”

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You were very sad and confused on where Jeremy went. He was your buddy, your closest friend. It’s been about a year since he left. Jeremy’s mom was alone in her house all the time now. She missed him dearly. Shaking your head of these thoughts you looked at your card with an address on it. ‘TeuFort’ it read on the card. You looked in front of the building in front of you . Taking a step towards the base you knocked on the door. After a few seconds someone opened it. A man in blue with a yellow hard hat. “Hello there partner, Ah assume you’re our scout on tha team?” He asked giving you a warm welcoming smile. You nodded in response and gripped your luggage bag. “Yeah my name’s Y/N, and you are?” The texan moved aside for you to enter before talking. “Just call me Engie or Engineer darlin. Ah hope we can work together well on tha battlefield.” He said taking out a hand for you to shake. Giving him your hand you shook it firmly before letting go and being led to the lounge area where 8 other Mercenaries were hanging out. The BLU Engineer cleared his throat catching everyone’s attention. “Hey yall, we got ourselves our scout.” He said before patting your back. The mercenaries all said their hello’s and welcome to the team’s before introducing themselves. These guys were very friendly, at least you didn’t have to worry about having a bad team now. Scout sighed as he drank his Bonk! soda. Engie was walking down the halls and saw Scout in his depressed state. Which was unusual since he was always so energetic. “Somethin wrong son?” He asked setting down his toolbox  to talk. Scout turned around and tapped his foot. “Well, uh, I just miss a friend. Also my mah, especially my ma. But also my friend.” He said not really sure how to respond. Engie nodded and thought for a moment. As to think of what nice thing to say. “Well ah bet they miss you too. You can always visit on ceasefire.” He suggested. Scout gave Engineer a confused look. ‘Not to be rude Engie, but we’re in New mexico and they are in Boston. Not ta mention how rare it is for a ceasefire to last more than a day.” He said in return. The texan understood why Scout was upset. He left his own friends and family behind as well. All he could to for Scout at the moment was pat his back before heading back to his workshop to get ready for the ongoing mission. Jeremy leaned against the wall and played with his hand bandages. “I miss you Y/N...” You sat in the spawn room with the other mercenaries.  “So you’re saying that once I die, I’ll be sent back here because you implanted something called a respawn into me?” You asked BLU medic. He nodded and gave you a cheerful smile. “Ja! Und don’t vorry mein fruend, I vill also be zhere to heal jou if jou’re hurt!” Giving a brief smile to him you nodded in understanding. Surprisingly the technology here in teufort was very advanced. Spy gear, teleporters, and healing guns? Now that’s impressive. “Just have ta get tha other team’s intelligence.” BLU Engie explained getting his toolbox ready. “You almost make it sound like a game.” You muttered nervous. “ ‘ou can make eet a gave if it makes ‘ou less nervous Ami.” BLU spy said trying to make you less worried. “Yeah, i’ll do that.” You got your scattergun ready as you heard the administrator’s voice speak. Mission begins in 3...2...1...FIGHT!

All the men let out a battle cry before charging out of the spawn room. Heading out you saw a bridge and a sewer below. Seeing an opportunity to get to the briefcase you dove into the water and ran into the sewer. By a miracle you made it to the RED team’s intelligence. Quickly grabbing it you suddenly heard the administrator speak. Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence!

You huffed trying to escape the RED base by going through the sewer again. Your team could take care of the intruder. Mid way through the sewer pipe you bumped into the enemy. Both of you took out your guns but stopped. “Y/N?” “Jeremy?”

There was just silence between the two felt longer than 3 seconds. “What? Y/N what are ya doin here?!” Scout asked grabbing you by the shoulders. “No! What are you doing here?! Do you know how worried your mom has been?!” You yelled at him. 

Jeremy swallowed his own spit still not believing that you were here. “Y/N we can talk about this later when no one is here. But we’re both on a mission! You gotta get otta ‘ere befor-” A loud cry from the RED soldier was heard. “A BLU SCOUT! KILL HER MAGGOT!” He screamed as he shot his rockets at you. Dodging the two rockets Scout shoved Soldier to the floor. He knew he shouldn’t of done that but you were his friend, in a battlefield too! “GET OFF ME CITY BOY! SHE’S GETTING AWAY WITH OUR BRIEFCASE!” Scout refused to get off as he continued to wrestle soldier despite the strength difference.Not taking a second to look back you ran back to your base. 

The announcer’s voice rang into your team’s ears. “Victory.”  

Your teammates cheered as they all returned to the base. BLU soldier slapped you on the back hard knocking the air out of you for a few seconds. “Well done soldier! You have made America proud! VERY PROUD!” He yelled with a big smile on his face. “Aye! Ya did it lass congrats!” BLU Demo said giving you a bottle of beer. Your teammates voice seemed to all fade away as you stared at the bottle of beer in your hands. Jeremy worked here? But he was on the other team. You had to fight him? Not only that but kill him? Even if you did avoid killing him you would see your friend die over and over again. The thoughts piled up in your head and clouded your mind. The team noticed your look, it was like you were about to cry. “Darlin? Are you ok?” BLU Engineer asked you with a worried look. You shook yourself out of you thoughts before nodding. “Yea, yeah! I’m just...so happy that I accomplished something on my first day.” You said with a tearful smile. The team continued to pat your back and congratulate you. “Leetle scout had us for second.” BLU heavy said taking a bite of his sandvich. “Yeah i’m sorry bout that Heavy. Ima head to my room. I gotta settle in yknow?” Medic nodded his head and ruffled your head. “Ja! Go ahead mein fruend, hope jou settle in nicely.” He said as you walked to your room. You closed the door behind you and slid down it. Why? Why did it have to be him on the enemy team? You can’t kill him! he’s one of the best things that has ever happen to you. Tears slid down your face as you slumped against your door. “WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING MAGGOT?! YOU COST US THE MISSION!” Soldier yelled at Scout. The whole team frowning and groaning at Soldier’s yelling. Engineer walked up to soldier and placed a hand on his shoulder. “Now calm down Soldier, it was all our faults for not defending well enough.” He reasoned towards the angry Patriot. “But Scout was the one who shoved me to the ground letting the BLU scout escape!” Soldier replied now lowering his voice a bit. “Why tha hell did you do that ya bloody mongrel?” Sniper asked butting in and crossing his arms. Scout hung his head low sighing. He rubbed his face and ran his hand through his hair. “Lo-look, That new scout that they have der is my best friend. I can’t go killin them!” He explained to his teammates. Heavy mumbled under his breath before speaking up. “Then why is leetle BLU scout here?” He asked now making all the mercenaries listen to Scout for once. “I don’t know ok? She never ever wanted violence. I’ve known ‘er! But I do know that I- I just can’t watch her die.” Jeremy said fighting the tears threatening to fall. Engineer had some sympathy for Scout and walked up to him. “Listen Scout, ah know ya don’t want to but. It’s our job, we can’t be makin exceptions here to keep letting them win.” He explained patting Jeremy gently. “You don’t have to kill ‘er, just distract her anything but kill ‘er please. She’s one of the few things that I care about ever since my dad died.” He said now letting his tears fall a bit. Spy sighed and cleared his throat, everyone paying attention to the frenchman. “I am afraid I agree with Scout this time. Let’z just do our best to distract ‘er if we ever see ‘er in zhe battlefield.” He said taking out a cigar and lighting it. The mercs looked surprised to what Spy said. Spy has never liked Scout yet he agreed with him. “Thanks Spy, even if I want you in hell.” Scout said wiping his tears. 

Spy almost regretted his decision to help. “Heartwarming...” The frenchman said now taking a puff of his Cigar. Engineer made a hum of acknowledgment. “Well ah guess it wouldn’t be so bad to spare one person. However let’s not let this affect our chances of winning ok Scout?” Engie spoke looking at Scout. The bostan man nodded and gave a smile. “Of course! Of course it won’t affect our chances.” Scout replied now relieved. Engineer then turned to the rest of the team. “Now does anyone disagree with the idea of distracting tha BLU Scout?” Soldier was the only one who raised his hand. “I do not agree!” Soldier said standing at attention. “And why is that soldier?” Engie asked his patriotic friend. “This will mean that I will not be killing the BLU’s anymore!” Soldier yelled taking out his shovel. “No soldier we are just sparing the scout. You can kill everyone else to your hearts content.” Engie said making Soldier smile and march out the room proud. Yelling that he was going to talk to his heads. Scout kept on thanking his team before he ran off to his room. He had to think of a way to talk to you alone so he can explain everything. Luckily tomorrow the next mission was going to be at Yukon. There are a lot of areas for him and you to just talk. He just hopes you will understand.

[ratsoh-writes]

SO who's like... unreasonably afraid of most animals. Birds are fine, but mammals? Insects? Reptiles? Their city ass jumps and literally runs away the minute they see them. (Think that one scene in tangled when Rapunzel jumps on Eugene and points her frying pan thinking a rabbit was a threat. That's SO. Except their actually afraid of the rabbit.)

-sunset anon

Sans: lol, well unluckily for SO, he finds this hilarious. Whenever sans catches a bug in the house, he absolutely must show SO first before releasing it.

Papyrus: dogs he can maybe understand. He has dealt with annoying dog before.. but he has to draw the line at the bunnies. They’re so sweet and fuzzy? How could you be scared of them. He suggests exposure therapy starting with making friends with the animal type monsters

Star: cmon SO! You gotta face your fears!! Star was scared of the horses at work at first but now he’s besties with them! He’s maybe not the best for a SO who doesn’t like being pushed around. Star can be pretty pushy when he makes up his mind

Honey: this may be a good thing for him. At least around cats. Honey is a sucker for them despite his allergies, but if his SO is scared of them, he’ll leave the kitties alone. He doesn’t want SO to feel uncomfortable

Red: well they better get over it, because he’s had baby bones and doomfanger longer than he had SO lol. If they’re too scared to live around his fur babies then they aren’t gonna work out

Edge: to be fair, doomfanger is a total bully, so edge can sort of see where SO is coming from. Unfortunately he can’t do much about his cat except telling SO to leave her alone and not run and jump every time they see her. Doomy swipes at the first sign of weakness lol

Mal: this doesn’t bother him one bit. The only animal he ever liked was Doris his pet eel. And that’s because she’s clean, quiet, and low maintenance. He’s definitely alright avoiding any other animals with SO

Cash: he’s a jerk who will jump into SOs arms scooby doo style right before they start running away so he can hitch a ride lol. Cash does tease them for their fear.

Oak: yea, this probably isn’t the smartest relationship. Even if he didn’t have pets, oak just attracts animals. He can’t help it

Willow: chaos is a jealous little bugger and takes a while to warm up to any crush or dates he may get. So this possible SO is just too easy to scare away. It’ll be a miracle of chaos doesn’t chase them off before they can even confess to willow

[sunshineseung]

Little Secret Part 2 // Changbin

🍄 | genre: smut mini-series ☁️ | pairing: Seo Changbin x female!reader 🌿 | wc: 3.6k 🌸 | includes: virgin!reader, kinda romantic, lots of smoochin’, lil bit of begging, reaaally soft sex, oral (f!receiving), consent :), protected sex, aftercare? ig

v Please read part one first! v

🌊 | Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Finale |

“Alright, I’m gonna go. Thanks for having me over.” Changbin thanked his closest friend, always polite and courteous to Jisung for allowing him to come over so often. 

“Cmon, you know you’re always welcomed here.” Jisung cleaned up their mess of popcorn and chips, tossing the bowls into the kitchen sink before helping Changbin leave. “See ya tomorrow in the studio, right?”

“You know it!” Changbin waved to Jisung as he entered his car. His car started with a hum, and the Bluetooth connected to his phone and continued where his Spotify left off. Ignoring whatever song was playing, Changbin dropped his forehead into the steering wheel as he faced the text message app in his phone. He patiently waited for you, staring at the bright screen, until he saw the familiar ellipsis text bubble appear in the lower-left corner. His face lit up with glee, and he felt his heart start beating out of his chest. 

Changbin knew all too well that you had a crush on him. You made it more than obvious, stuttering over your words whenever he talked to you or hiding in your room whenever he was over. He and Jisung would joke about it in an attempt to brighten an otherwise problematic situation, but deep down, Changbin liked it. He liked the way you stared at him when he would be shirtless around your house. He liked the way you would go quiet in your room whenever he would start to talk purposefully loud about his sex life. He even liked it when he would go upstairs to use the restroom and hear your little moans of his name from inside your bedroom. He was always such a tease to you, and he couldn’t deny that he liked you too, but not in the exact same way.

Changbin lived alone. He had his own apartment downtown, and although he was known for DJing at parties, he would spend a lot of nights alone, left to his own thoughts. To combat intrusive or self-destructive thoughts, he would jerk off, obviously. And as much as he tried to focus on the pornography in front of him, he would always end up closing his eyes and letting his mind wander to you. The image of you riding him, bouncing on his cock as your chest rose and fell, was a go-to for him whenever he needed to cum fast. The thoughts of you doing sinful things with him never appeared until the beginning of this school year when he saw you carry a package to your room that was not-so-discretely a package from a sex shop. He always thought of you as extended family, being his best friend’s brother and all, but after imagining what naughty things might have been in that box, his mind was set. You were the only girl that could satisfy him.

He knew his experience would frighten you, but he wanted to ruin you more than anything. Jisung had never seen you with a partner, and although this was second-hand information, Changbin would love to take your virginity, making you cum over and over again anyway he can. 

This was his chance. He never knew how to make the first move on you without Jisung noticing, but if this was how it had to be, then this is how it had to be. 

You walked out to his car after sneaking past your brother, taking a seat in the passenger seat of Changbin’s car, refusing to look at him, although Changbin’s eyes were focused on you. He smiled gently, attempting to lighten the mood.

“Look, I said I’m sorry.” Changbin placed a hand on your shoulder and you gulped loudly. You could have sworn you felt your heart to a frontflip. 

“Changbin,” your voice was quiet, scared of what was about to happen, “if you don’t want to do this, then I-”

“Y/n, you have no idea how much I want to fuck you.” You were speechless. You darted your eyes to meet his, and his gaze was dripping with sincerity and lust. “Let’s go back to my place. You can sleep over, I don’t care. I just want you right now.”

“Wa-want me?” You bit your bottom lip, unable to believe the current situation you were in. The boy you’ve had a crush on since middle school was about to fuck your brains out until the sun came up. Your mind was foggy, but not foggy enough to refuse Changbin’s advances. 

His right hand rested on your thigh the whole 30 minute drive to his apartment, and you almost started shaking just thinking about what he was going to do to you. All your filthy fantasies were about to come to life, or you hoped they would. 

Despite your excitement, the thought of Jisung finding out terrified you. Although you fought constantly, he was always protective. He would never let anyone lay a finger on his precious little sister. The only person that could bully you was him. If he knew what his best friend was about to do to you, he’d explode out of anger. 

Changbin knew this. He knew damn well what he was doing would upset his best friend, but he couldn’t let this go any longer. Changbin would make lewd jokes about you infront of Jisung, each time resulting in Jisung fake-puking and threatening the older’s life if he were to ever even think of fucking you.

Ah, if only he knew.

You arrived at Changbin’s apartment. The elevator ride to the third floor was silent, but Changbin stayed close to your side the entire time. Your mind was still a mess, but Changbin’s presence made you a little bit at ease. As painfully horny as he made you, he was still your first love. You loved to be around him.

Once inside of his apartment, Changbin eased you in and welcomed you, giving you a quick “this is the living room” tour. You sat on his couch per his request and nestled back into the soft upholstery. Everything smelled like Changbin (unsurprisingly), and you almost fell asleep the second you sat down before Changbin sat next to you and leaned into your ear.

“This is your first time, right?”

You nearly jumped out of your skin. His voice was deep and hardly above a whisper. You felt so hot, and the atmosphere was so hot, and when you looked at him, he looked so hot. Holy shit. This is happening. 

“Yeah, but that’s okay, right?” You leaned away from him, afraid he would pounce on you at any moment. He noticed the fear in your eyes, and his glassy eyes reverted to his soft, warm gaze. He laughed it off, gently placing his hands on your hips and pulling you onto his lap, earning a quiet yelp from you. 

“Of course that’s okay, baby.” His nickname for you melted your heart. You blushed brightly, and Changbin thought it was the cutest thing he’d ever seen. He felt his chest get tight as a smile stretched across his face. “Tell me if it’s too much, alright?”

“Alright, Bin.” He leaned in, and you realized you hadn’t kissed anyone since Junior prom (Don’t tell Jisung! It was a one time thing!). What if you weren’t good enough for him? What if you were bad at this? What if-

Then his lips were on yours. He waited patiently for you to get more comfortable, never moving on until you began to kiss him back. The kiss was so light and sweet, something Changbin hadn’t experienced since high school, but it honestly made his heart sing. He was the one that was supposed to be teaching you! What the fuck was this? Your hands quickly found their place on his shoulders and the back of his neck as you pulled yourself closer to him. You could feel him semi-hard under you, and you gently pushed your body down to feel more of him without thinking that he would also feel you push down on him. He pulled back and hissed, cursing under his breath. You tried to apologize, but before you could utter a word, his eye contact made you speechless. 

“Eager, are we?” His smirk made your heart drop. God, he was so good looking it made your brain error. Of course you were eager, but you didn’t want to fully submit immediately. You were always a baby to him, so this could be your chance to have him see you as more mature, right?

“I just wanted to feel you.” Your sweet little voice made Changbin swoon. He knew you were innocent, and as much as he wanted to ruin you, there was an angel on his shoulder telling him to be gentle and caring. He wrapped his arms around you and brought you into another kiss, this time greedier and heavier than the last one, but you felt safe in his arms.

Changbin’s lips on your jawline felt like nirvana. He was so gentle with you, yet still domineering enough to make you entirely pliant in his arms, not like you’d know what to do if he actually let you be in control. You felt his kisses become rougher as he began sucking hickeys onto your neck. You arch your back and lean into his body, giving him full access to your neck. His hands went from supporting his weight at your sides to exploring your body, feeling you up over your shirt as slowly as possible.

“Take this off, princess.” Changbin tugged at the bottom of your shirt, hoping you get the hint. You nodded and hastily tossed your shirt off, exposing your braless chest. “Oh? Nothing on underneath?”

You looked down and covered your chest with your arms. Fuck, why were you so nervous? You’ve wanted this for years and now you’re shy? Changbin grabbed your wrists and slowly pulled you away from yourself, again exposing your chest to him. His face was unreadable aside from the casual smile that made your head spin.

“So beautiful.” Your face was as red as a tomato. His hands moved from holding your wrists to holding your hands, keeping you from covering your body. “This is what I’ve been missing out on this whole time? Damn, I should have done this sooner.”

He looks to you for any sign of discontent, but your soft puppy eyes tell him everything he needs to know, and he knows you need him. He dives his head into your chest, taking one of your nipples into his mouth, his tongue circling the sensitive bud, and takes your other breast into his hand, gripping your nipple between his fingers and twirling it gently enough to make you keen. He was so good at what he was doing, and you couldn’t help but moan and whimper, especially when his teeth began to tug at your nipple. 

Switching his head from one breast to the other, he briefly makes eye contact with you, and your adorably innocent gaze is enough to make him fully hard, his cock begging to be let out of his sweatpants. You looked so good, and the spit dripping from your chest lead down to where he wanted his mouth the most: your cunt. 

His heavenly touch left your chest, and you whined from the lack of stimulation before he stood up from the couch, taking you up in his arms in the process. He carried you to his bed, placing you down softly on the sheets. The smell of his overwhelmed you as you sunk into his pillows, quickly becoming blissed out and ready for more. 

Changbin joined you on the bed, taking his position between your legs, kissing your tummy and moving down to the waistband of your pants. You knew what was coming, but you didn’t know if you were ready. Your heart was beating out of your chest as Changbin looks to you again, lightly tugging at your pants.

“Bin, c-can you turn off the lights?” You point to the switch on the wall, and Changbin giggles before getting up and switching them off. The street lights from outside his window illuminated the room just enough for Changbin to still see the warm glow radiating from your body. He took a second to look at you, legs spread wide and chest arched up. Your eyes were glued to Changbin too, who had a noticeably large bulge in his pants. It was then that you realized you wanted this. You were ready for anything Changbin wanted to give you, to do to you. 

“You’re so fucking gorgeous, baby.” He comes back between your legs, and you raise your hips for him to slide off your shorts. The underwear you had on was nothing special, but Changbin loved it nonetheless. His fingers pressed your wet panties into your even wetter cunt, making the area fully drenched in your slick. You whined, desperately wanting more stimulation. 

“Please fuck me, Bin.” You didn’t know you had it in you to be so vulgar, and neither did Changbin. His eyes go wide as he looks up at you. You were so desperate, tears were lining your eyes. 

“Not yet, babe. Let me taste you first.” He slides your panties down your legs, adding them to the rest of the clothes. Now you’re fully naked, and fully at Changbin’s disposal. A single finger runs through your folds, and you whine when he begins to play with your clit, making small, calculated circles around the nerves. 

While your eyes are closed, he leans down and lays on his stomach to become eye-level with your pussy. His fingers leave your clit only to be replaced by his mouth, sucking and licking at your clit. You buck into his face subconsciously, and he can tell how much you love it by the liquid dripping out of your cunt. One finger slides in with ease, and when he bends it, you arch your back even more, and Changbin quickly finds your g-spot. 

“Bin, more, please.” Changbin could bust in his pants by how much you’re begging for him, but he loves it. Your voice gets so high-pitched and whiny every time you try to speak, but he loves it. 

He adds two more fingers, now thoroughly stretching you out. The drag of his fingers is insane, and he can reach deeper inside you than you ever could. You push onto his hand, subtly riding his fingers as he pumps them into you. His mouth is still attached to your clit, lapping you up like it’s his last meal. You feel yourself begin to become undone, and you throw your head back from the overwhelming pleasure.

“Bin, c-close.” That’s all you can squeak out before Changbin sucks harsher at your clit, pumps faster inside you, and makes you cum on his face and fingers. Your cum coats him as you shake from the most intense orgasm you’ve experienced thus far. You moan his name loudly, and hearing you curse so much is beyond sexy to Changbin. Your sweat reflecting the street lights, your back arched with your perky titties standing up, your beautiful moans and sounds. It’s all too perfect to be true. 

“Good girl.” Changbin takes his fingers out of you and sits up when you’re through your orgasm. He sucks off his fingers, tasting your sweet cum. The sight was too much, and you wanted nothing more than for Changbin to finally fuck you and take your virginity. “Is my girl ready for my cock?” 

“Y-yes Changbin, please, I need your cock.” You raise your hips, this time to get his attention back to your most sensitive area. He looks down and notices your neediness. Changbin’s shirt flies over his head and joins the rest of your clothes on the floor. He’s sitting between your legs on his knees, giving you a moment to ogle at his sculpted body, which you did.

You’ve seen him shirtless before, but this time was different. Now his body was over you, not across the room or in the pool. You subconsciously reached out to him, leaning forward and running a hand down his abs, stopping at the waistband of his sweatpants.

“Are you enjoying yourself?” Changbin laughs, but you get unbelievably embarrassed in a matter of seconds, leaning back and covering your face with your arms. Changbin pins your hands above your head and leans down to kiss your blushing face all over until finishing on your lips, his tongue dancing with yours. “Don’t be shy, baby. Just calm down and let me take care of you.”

That smile. It was so sincere. You felt like he cared. Immediately, your heart burns with passion as you lean forward to kiss him while still being held down by his hands. His hands move down your arms to your chest, feeling you up one more time before you feel his hands leave your body. He breaks the kiss and leans to his bedside drawer, pulling out a condom. 

Without missing a beat, he pulls his pants and boxers down his thighs, his cock springing free. It’s a lot bigger than you had imagined, but that’s okay. You wanted him more than anything, and judging by the precum leaking out of his tip, he wanted you too. 

Changbin slides the condom down his shaft, making sure to pinch the tip of the rubber. He leans down and holds your hands at your sides, entwining his fingers with yours. You try to take deep breaths to calm down, but now that he feels so close, your heart feels as if it could burst out of your chest at any moment.

“This might hurt, but it will feel good, I promise.” He runs his tip through your folds, getting the head wet with your juices before lining up with your entrance. “Do you trust me, Y/n?” You nod, but that isn’t enough for Changbin. “Words, baby. Do you trust me?”

“Yes!” All you can do is whimper and squeak, a mixture of anxiety and excitement bubbling inside you. “Yes, Changbin. I trust you.” 

Changbin pushes his member into you, stretching you around him. It feels like you’re about to be split in half, like your lower half could just fall off. Fuck, was it painful. But as Changbin bottoms out, he just waits. He waits for your face to go from pure pain to pure pleasure. You’re biting harshly down on your lip, holding in any whines from the pain. After a moment, you let out a moan and push down onto his cock as if it wasn’t already fully inside you. 

“Bin,” your glassy eyes meet his, “move.”

His thrusts are slow and steady, making this the most enjoyable experience for you. Although you’re far from an orgasm, Changbin is scarily close. Your cunt feels like it was made for him. You’re tight, so fucking tight, but just enough for Changbin to still fit. He looks down and catches his cock disappearing into your dripping hole. The sight is filthy, and he loves it. If that wasn’t enough to make him close, your pretty moans were.

He knew your face was pretty, but your sounds, dear god your sounds. You sounded like an angel. Whenever you moaned his name, Changbin could feel his heart flutter. You sounded so damn pretty, like the best song he’d ever heard.

Changbin’s thrusts became more sloppy as he struggled to hold back his impending orgasm. You just looked so hot. The way your face scrunched up when he thrusted into you, moaning and whining with every moment. Your chest bouncing in rhythm to the sound of his balls hitting against you. It was all too much. 

You felt Changbin’s cock throb inside you, and you instinctively tighten around him. With a shaky breath, he cums inside the condom. His pretty little high-pitched groans as he came made you smile, thinking to yourself, yeah, I did that. 

He pulled out and disposed of the full condom. You held your arms out to him as he watched you sleepily make a little grabby hands gesture towards him. You looked so cute, how could he not cuddle with you?

Then you realized you had to pee.

But you came back as fast as you could to cuddle with him, pulling yourself into his chest, hearing his heartbeat and making your breathing in sync with his. His warmth enveloped you. You felt like you belonged there, laying in his arms with a gentle smile on your face as you were nodding off to sleep.

Changbin watched your eyes flutter shut, admiring how adorable you looked in his big arms. He wanted to talk to you, make sure you were okay, but you were already asleep by the time he collected his thoughts. All he could do was pull you closer, taking in the sweet scent of your messy hair.

Changbin was always hooking up with girls and going on dates, but nothing ever stuck. Recently, he’s been keeping to himself, and whether he’d like to admit it or not, it was because of you and his wicked thoughts. His feelings towards you for the past few months have always been of sexual attraction, nothing more. Now, actually having you in his arms, he didn’t know if his feelings were entirely rooted in lust or if he wanted something more… no. There’s no way Changbin was going to catch feelings for his best friend’s sister. No way. No fucking way.

How would Jisung react if he found out? How would he even find out? If you wouldn’t snitch, neither would Changbin, and you both subconsciously agreed to never utter a word to your brother. There was no way he could find out. No way. No fucking way.

🍓🍰🐤🍀💐🍯

An hour ago, Jisung got an alert on his phone. It was way too late for one of his booty calls to be texting him. What the fuck would alert him at this hour. 

Life360

Y/n arrived at Changbin’s Apartment.

No way. No fucking way.

[justtextmeoppa]

❝ I wanted to do something nice for you ❞

Plot: Your boyfriend Jimin tries to cook for you but he ends to destroy everything. 

JiminxReader 

Words count: 1,4k

Genre: Fluffy 

For this cutie @rajwah12345, I hope you like it! Kiss, M.  Gif isn’t mine, credits to the owner! ♥

Look at him... How can he be so cute??? Someone help me.

"Nope.. nononono, dammit!"

Jimin's voice manages to call you back to reality, you were too focused on your laptop to study for the next philosophy's exam, one of the hardest and you hate it, you really hate it. You didn't noticed the time go by, but when you finally look at your watch you realize that they're more than three hours that your boyfriend is in the kitchen, doing something that you can't still understand.

"Cmon.. Why?!? "

"Jimin.. are you okay?" You ask, leaving the laptop on the couch and getting up from it begins to walk toward the kitchen. "What are you doing ...? Do you want to destroy the house? "

The closer you get and more you begin to smell in the air a strange burning scent and when, at last, you stop at the threshold of the door you know what kind of disasters were created by him for all that time.

The blond and fluffy Jimin, your boyfriend for over a year and a half, is surrounded by baking trays full of biscuits, completely burned. The cookie dough was able, and you can't get how, to finish on the highest shelves and you can glimpse a quantity of dirty dishes in the sink and spread on the work top.

But the "best" show is Jimin. Flour has pretty much spread everywhere, especially in his hair that now are no longer as perfect as usual.

"Jimin..."

"NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU WERE FOCUSED ON STUDY, BACK TO STUDYING! "

"What's going on?" You ask giggling, folding arms to your chest by watching the show right in front your eyes. "You had a fight with some phantom that has now disappeared? I've never seen the kitchen so dirty! "

"Go away" He screams embarrassed, bowing his head and avoiding your gaze as best he can. You find really adorable as his face turns when he's shy and you only want to coddle him without ever stopping.

"What were you trying to do?"

"Nothing."

"Babe... Burned cookies... Destroyed kitchen.. You cover with flour and chocolate.. "

"What cookies? You're hallucinating! "

Giggling you approach him and let slide your arms on his hips, then going to cast off your hands on his "belly". You can feel, under your fingertips, his defined muscles and with an effort you can manage to keep your mind "away" from certain types of thoughts. You are lower than him, he continues to appreciate this "particular" of you, so you're forced to move your head to the side to see what he sees. The kitchen is in even worse conditions than what you thought, but you appreciate the vain attempt of your boyfriend to do something for you.

"You wanted to make cookies or they were a second choice...?"

"I wanted to make a cake. Even before I wanted to cook. But I realized I'm not Jin Hyung "

"Nobody is Seokjin, Jimin. Do you want to cook together? " You talkin'; going to place a soft kiss on his shoulder and smiling at seeing his face light up in your proposal. "I promise I won't help, will you do it all by yourself.. So you can say you've cooked for me. "

"Okay... But if I ask for help? "

"I'll help you, jerk. Come on, we should start to try to make these cookies. "

His shyly smile is something that you're not used to it, so suddenly you feel the uncontrollable desire to kiss him. With just one smile is able to upset you completely and how much you avoid to show it openly, you're aware that he knows the effect he has on you.

He kisses softly your forehead, now more combative than ever, starting to move everything useless from the work top. You try to help him, but at every his glance, you got that he wants to do alone and you just have to watch, so you put your hands up in surrender, smiling shyly at him.  

"Why did you want to cook, Jiminnie??"

"I mean.. I wanted to do something nice for you. " He whisper, even more embarrassed than before and feel your heart melt completely.

"You could dance for me. At least I know you can do it. "

"Jagiya.."

"Sorry sorry, no more mean things to my poor and sweet boy," you mumble amused, finally able to get closer to the kitchen counter.

"Then.. You know that for first you have to measure out the ingredients? "

"Ah.. Really?? "

His answer leaves you shocked and you lay your gaze, for a moment, on the cookies, innocent and singed, taking one. Just one bite is useful to understand Jimin's problem with cooking. You start coughing, the taste is something that goes beyond disgusting, while he lightly pats your shoulder to help you in any way.

"Jimin.. HOW DO YOU COOKIES IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE INGREDIENTS PERFECTLY MEASURED OUT?? "

"BUT I THOUGH.. I MEAN SOME FLOUR AND SUGAR AND.. IT GOES  WELL! JIN HYUNG ALWAYS DOES!! "

"BUT HE CAN COOK AND MAYBE LEARNED DOSES!!"

"Huh........."

His expression looks like that of a child that had lost his candy and that doesn't help you, nay even more distracted by his gaze and you can't remember what you were going to do and not even your name.

"OKAY, MEASURE OUT THE INGREDIENTS. THE SCALE...HERE IT IS! "

You look at him while taking the scale, unused until then, and rests her on the table with a combative gaze. It's a war between him and the cookies, you're more than sure.

"At least you know the recipe?"

"Of.. Right, the recipe.. OBVIOUS, I KNOW IT! "

Yet more proof that he has no idea what to do, so you take the phone out of the pocket of your jeans and looking for a recipe for cookies, finding the one that seems to be the easiest of all. Always giggling you read aloud, for each ingredient you see him as he runs to the kitchen taking what he needs, biting your bottom lip from time to time because of his perfection, even covered with chocolate and flour everywhere.

"WE HAVE EVERYTHING. Now?? "

"You have to measure out the ingredients, babe.."

"Right.. Then, sugar. "He says in satisfated tone and you at him while he's biting the tip of his tongue to concentrate, the blond cowlick always falls in his eyes.

"Done! Now...now.. The flour. "

When he picks up the flour bag, you already know that the disaster is going to happen. In fact, a few seconds later, you look at him stumble and you don't even have time to record what happened.

You cough, flour came into your mouth and it's a horrible feeling because it knead your palate with the tongue, while an exhausting sensation of itching starts to tickle your nose.

"Jimin"

"Fuck..I...I... "

"I'm not covered with flour from head to toe, I can't... "

"Jagi... "

You cough again, taking off as best you can the flour from your face, puffing and seeing a small cloud of flour form in front of you. Yes, you're completely covered with flour and the worst thing is you can't be mad at him.

"You're... You know that flour... Has properties... So is good for your skin? "

"Jiminnie.."

"Huh, my beautiful and perfect love?"

"Run."

You give him no time to take two steps that you've already taken the flour bag, at least what's left of it, and start to run after him. Cookies can wait, your revenge no.