#clusterfic

[stingyslegslookweird]

nothing says “productive way to spend an evening” quite like trying to gulp at least one of every trinket in the binding of isaac repentance.

[theinfinitedivides]

ELIOT + TMG IS SO EVERYTHING TO ME. i fully have been working on a playlist of just mountain goats songs that make me think of eliot.

YES. yes. you get it. it's like they sat down inside his brain years before he even existed and decided to dedicate entire albums to this man's psyche and that's so so so insane to me

[mashuheartwrites]

TITLE: THE BEAUTY OF THE MUNDANE LIFE OF HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS

a clusterf*****

Genre: YA (I think?)

POV: third person

Status: drafting

CW: lots of cursing, everyone insults everyone

Darcy sat in the principal's office, chewing her gum and crossing her black flare pants clad legs and platform Chuck Taylor's.

"What do you have to say for yourself?" He spat angrily.

She blew raspberries, trying to come up with a halfhearted excuse when she spotted Jennifer (the popular girl, remember her?) and Izzy (the nerdy straight a student girl, come on. Keep up.) climbing the tree right next to the window.

"What the fuck?" Darcy whispered as both Jennifer and Izzy mimicked her incredulous expression. They were insane. “Fucking psychos.”

"Excuse me?" Principal Jackson reeled back, like the insult was a punch to the face.

"I am...." (Of course she would choose something that could make a man so uncomfortable they had to leave the room.) "On my period."

"E-e-e-eexcuse, pardon me? What..."

She sighed deep and worried doing enough to block the window with her body. "Yup, it's just," She motioned big. "A red waterfall down there, I'm soaking the chair as we speak! Hell," As he tried to interject (Poor man.) she doubled down. "I might just spew this whole room under with my monthly …feminine juices."

He of course let her leave. If Darcy knew one thing, it was how to drive people insane.

(Or just your typical day in the mundane life of high school girls.)

Clairmont high was the perfect high school. You had your geeks, freaks, chics, nerds, jocks and just the perfect balance of the top bosses to the bottom of the food chain.

And the people? Perfect too. You had your rich popular girl who has it all, the poor nerd who has like nineteen siblings and works hard to get into a great college, and the freak who dresses in all black and cannot for the life of her do anything else but make others uncomfortable.

But things change and it’s all Brian Micowitz’s fault. Just a regular day for the three girls turned into a… well a cluster of messes that ends them in detention. And unexpectedly something brews stews and forms. And that perfect structure of Clairmont high? It tumbles to the ground into a clusterf***

Vibe: campy, 2000’s chick flick, with a hint of every coming of age film you’ve ever watched. (Or… maybe not?)

MAIN CHARACTERS

Jennifer Lovesteine - The perfect mean rich girl

Darcy Hallow - The emo freak

Isabella ‘Izzy’ Howard - The nerdy loser

And… Vanessa Smith… the other mean girl

[byakuyasdarling]

It has only been 3 days since I turned 18 and I am already sick of hearing “You’re an adult now” as an excuse for their lack of organisation - reaffirming that they’re using that as leverage to impose more responsibilities than I already have.

[delta-magnetic]

GUESS WHO FINALLY HAS POLLS

so naturally i must ask how did all [looks at number] 372 of you get here? aka

[jlhynde-insanitybrilliance]

*Me trying to explain the alternate timelines & time magic 🪄 of UDLTTOM to my readers in the comments without giving away spoilers*

Readers:

Me:

[ronearoundblindly]

heyo, just realized the wip docs list FOR ASKS ALONE is 21 long...

ALSO. TO ANYONE WHOS EVER SENT ME AN ASK

[thegamingcatmom]

We´re approaching 2k for the 1st chapter of my newest piece of WTF, and I couldn´t be prouder of the absolute clusterf*ck that is my mind. 🥹

THEY DESERVE TO BE HAPPY. 😤

[doctorbarontsct]

you know what? today has been just an absolute clusterf--

wait. right. dont want to worry anyone

today's been nice! normal! definitely. ive been just having a blast. relaxing in the sun sort of thing.

yeah, just. good times all around. absolutely.

[redstarfish-art]

It would appear that DC has finally acknowledged the other thing fan wants from the Batfam outside of Found Family dynamics.

Ayo I’m probably a little late on this but why are the variant covers for Robins so fucking horny

Like what the fuck is this shit

Especially the Nightwing one it’s basically softcore porn

[lavenderr-starrs]

I want a yugioh crossover movies but I don’t want it to be about the boys/yutagonist (shocker I know)

I want it to be about the girls

Maybe some big bad villain thing or whatever trying to gather the greatest duelists of each timeline Aka our yu-boys but f*cks up tremendously and now our girlies are stuck in this clusterf*ck of nonsense that they have to do deal that was meant for the boys and I want to see them be absolutely ridiculous about it. I want to see them rant about the nonsense they get dragged in because of their boys , I want Anzu/tea and Zuzu to verbally BERATE Someone, I want to see Aoi/Skye question her life choices, GIVE TORI A GUN (aka a deck),

Let Aki Do some crime with her new girlfriends with her witch powers!!! PUT THEM IN RIDICULOUS SITUATIONS!!! LIKE A CAR CHASE OR SMTH!!!

I just wanna see my girls get stuck in random BS that they were NOT prepared for.

The title is gonna be “Yugioh: Girls night!” and they are committing EVERY CRIME

[antidrumpfs]

BIG SUPREME COURT CLUSTERF#CK 'Doo-wop Version' w/ Drea Cortez and The Fraud Squad - Scared Ketchup

[brf-rumortrackinganon]

Ruh roh. The sugars (British ones included) have found your blog and are clapping back in the comments in defense of MM. On the bright side, maybe they’ll hear and read some actual truths and well-researched facts here about Rachel Meghan Markle. While they’re at it, maybe they’ll go read Plant’s tumblr archives, as well (that’s anonymoushouseplantfan for the uninitiated sugars lurking here). Your excellently researched blog and Plant’s are like bookends for this sorry Sussex clusterf**k. Take special note, lurking sugars, of the PR shenanigans and lies that MM’s been weaving since at least c2015. It’s all there in Plant’s archive, exhaustively researched, cited, analyzed, and exposed (same as in this blog). Happy reading, to any sugars here who may still possess an ounce of integrity and who “may” yet be open to seeing the truth about MM’s destructive, malignant narcissism.

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Yeah, I’ve gotten a few asks/submissions from them. I'm reallllly tempted to take the bait and snap back at them but I don’t plan to give them any more oxygen.

They’re so into whataboutism that they’ve missed the point entirely -- of that specific post and this entire blog.

[oneknightstand-if]

@raptorofwar replied to your post “In the FAQ it says if you want a clusterf*ck...”:

I personally went for claustrophobia. I think it fits a kid who was trapped in a crashed car waiting for rescue beside the bodies of her family.

It does fit (I believe the claustrophic car accident MC gets directly referenced once in the game already, but it should come up again eventually), and it's not so bad as a phobia since it only occurs in very limited circumstances (compared to the fear & death phobics having a great time in a horror-adjacent game).

[pants-magic-pants]

You've probably already been enundated with Valentine content so it shouldn't bother you that Night in With Jareth is being postponed until tomorrow. During the clusterf#$k that was shooting, I did forget for a moment that this wasn't an ASMR video..

[dazed-and-wandering]

"Where fools fear to tread: Arty and Dilla"

"When not-quite-a-hellhound Arty finds out she's royalty she decides to drag her new best friend Dilla into an absolute clusterf*ck of ancient grudges, vengeful angels, and just a lot of her own personal issues and family drama."