#clumsy chats

[clumsyhusky06]

I think I've cracked the code. xb and keralis are so extra horrible and unbearable because there are at least three Scientific Phenomenons™ in effect when in each others presence.

Phenomenon 1. The Minecraft Youtuber Gay Sex Phenomenon. everyone knows this one. middle aged men just love to rp minecraft gay sex with their homies.

Phenomenon 2. The xBcrafted Babygirl Phenomenon. You know the one. self explanatory. anyone in the presence of this man feels the need to flirt with and compliment him. He is the babygirl of all time, and all the minecraft men know it

Phenomenon 3. The Keralis Phenomenon. everything becomes an innuendo when keralis is present. Doesn't matter who he's with, you'll be side eyeing every word said by him and anyone around him.

all of these combined = the horrible unbearable xbcrafted + keralis dynamic. thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

[zoe-oneesama]

A lack of confidence hits everyone a bit differently.

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Speaking of having zero confidence...

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[saturnrin]

Consider:

Tikki and her miraculous giving Marinette freakishly good luck and Marinette absolutely hating it.

Plagg and his miraculous giving Adrien absolute shit luck and Adrien loving it.

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Everything always works out for Marinette. It's honestly ridiculous. And while it was nice at first, she sorta hates it now. (See examples here)

And Adrien, oh, everything goes wrong for him in the best ways possible.

Adrien has a photoshoot with Lila? He's stuck in traffic and can't make it in time, or it starts raining on them, and they have to pack up early.

Unwanted Stuffy Gala that Gabriel insists Adrien must go to? He has to leave early because someone spills wine over his bland all-white outfit his father picked out.

Gabriel wants Adrien home early? What a shame, his phone got thrown off the Couffaines House-Boat, not even 30 minutes ago.

Adrien favorite part of his bad luck, though, is when it spreads to the people he doesn't like. He'll never forget the look on Lilas face when she tried to dump an entire platter of food on Marinette, only to slip and dump it over herself instead.

[suguwu]

aventurine who is incredibly skillful in bed except for the first time he is actually intimate with you. it's odd, seeing him fumble a bit, a dusting of pink highlighting his cheekbones.

he turns into your hand when you cup his cheek, his eyes sliding closed as he presses his lips to your palm, too soft to be called a kiss. when you hum a sweet noise to him, he recoils as if burned.

he flashes you a mischievous grin, but it's too late—he's flayed himself down to the bone for you, even if it's just for a moment.

he fucks into you deeply, pinning you in place with his hips. you cry out with it, fingers slipping on his sweat-slick skin. he hushes you with a kiss that feels like being opened, petals peeled away to reveal the golden stamen inside.

he's a little sloppy as he thrusts into you; when he buries his face into the juncture of your neck and shoulder, you let him hide.

all things take time.

and he's worth the wait.

[er0dedc0pper]

Disabled Marinette is actually so important to me. Need her getting unusually heated during a fight and collapsing, than immediately getting back to beating the fuck out of HawkMoth. Her having the most thick and blinding brain fog, so she doesn’t even attempt to explain her insane lucky charm plans, instead muttering a few words and hoping Chat understands. He does, like 99% of the time. The nightmares she has are insane, like her body is so heat intolerant that she absolutely embraces the cold nights she spends with Chat. It’s fine, the cool wind helps balance her lack of temperature regulation! I also feel like after particularly hard fights, migraines and nausea enveloped her. But I also feel like the power from tikki gives her the energy too continue when Marinette wouldn’t. Ladybug definitely masks her chronic illness, like sorry I threw up! My lunch wasn’t sitting right! And with Tikki’s power, it’s easy to act abled! Though even sometimes, her disability overcomes the tiny god’s abilities!

Also; Ladybug using her luck charm too summon a mobility aid only to beat the crap out of what ever villain is terrorizing Paris.

Meanwhile, Marinette is very open about her disability, though I feel like it would be in character for literally no one to catch on about it. Like Marinette? Yeah she’s just super clumsy! She’s super ditzy and forgetful too! She also misses a lot of school and sleeps like 15 hours! But that’s just Marinette for you! The only ones to actually notice would probably be Félix, Kagami, and surprisingly, Chloe. Though Luka is suspicious of her constant state of fatigue!

Even with all of that, Marinette still helps her families bakery, sews, draws, and does super heroine things! It’s a mix of “I’m actually capable of doing things” and an unhealthy obsession with being hyper independent. Because resting and relying on someone feels like a burden, and the hero of Paris must always be useful!

This of course, ensues a nasty and straight up horrific burn out. Yikes! She’d looks like a walking corpse after HawkMoths defeat…

[luckyloops]

Law’s room (☆˚₊‧ After Hours ‧₊˚ ☆) ⁩

[xhanisai]

Fanfic writers and comic artists who keep all of Marinette's silly quirks, all of her flaws and unhingedness even with her aged up-

I LOVE YOU

Thank you for not shoving her in the "normal" box!

[pinkanonwrites]

My friend just got me into Hi-Fi Rush so now I have TWO pathetic weaselly failboys with a robot arm to thirst after. It's like Christmas 💖💖💖

[puzzzlepieces]

𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙍𝙊𝘿𝙐𝘾𝙄𝙉𝙂… siddharth varma (he/him). sid is 29 YEARS OLD and is a NEWCOMER at OBLITUS. he's only been here for TWO MONTHS. he works as a RADIO HOST and lives in the RESIDENTIAL AREA. he's awfully KINDHEARTED and ANXIOUS. heard ICE SLIPPIN' BY OMAR APOLLO? then you've probably seen him.

have any of yall seen monkey man? im so sorry i digress, but AWOOGA AWOOGA BARK BARK, dev patel has always been that bitch. anyways im g (she/her), im in the aest timezone, and im indian so i get to objectify and claim dev patel (no i dont lmao)

HELLO HI i can't wait to meet and talk and rp with all of yall im actually certified a fucking loser.

about siddharth (sid):

if i had to compare sid to anyone it would be ben wyatt from parks and recreation. or jeffrey from abbots elementary (if u know, u know)

siddharth is quite an awkward guy EXCEPT for when he's on radio ? like he can be a smooth operator but i think that's just an Act and persona he puts on

sid actually is lowkey famous. and by lowkey i mean highkey. idk this is so 'pick me' to say but like - sid is basically the equivalent of zayn or harry styles today.

sid was part of a very famous boy band that blew up a few years ago and then he went solo

think of chappell roan levels of sudden stardom - and sid fucking HATED it he was not born for it he was not prepared, he is a quiet introvert anxious shy boy, so becoming famous really wasn't quite for him

lowkey being in oblitus is a bit of a blessing. he loves that not many people know of him. he loves being an average joe, and mainly... he loves being able to just do what he loves, which at this point is be a radio host. he's kinda Blessed.

sid is a stumbley mumbley mess. he has such good intentions but his delivery is clunky, clumsy and quite terrible sometimes

he's only been here for 2 months so he's still quite new to the area and meeting people etc etc

yet again - im still feeling him out currently so ill put up wanted connections later once i rlly rp and Vibe him lol - WATCH THIS SPACE

he's friendly and he's lovely, he's just shy and awkward and a fucking weirdo tbh , lowkey a nerd

i know its so embarrassing to make a character who's 'famous' but like.. dfkjnfdnj i wanted to mix it up and thought it'd be funny, i promise im not a pick me bfdkjndfbnjkfbjnk

sid is pretty musically gifted but modest

when he wants to turn it on (charisma etc, performances) he really can , and its like whoa.. new person alert. this just isnt super common for him

THATS ALL I HOPE U LIKE HIM

DEV PATEL IS KING

[clumsyhusky06]

I love keralis. but he is awful to make fan content of. he's so difficult to write, so difficult to draw. this funky guy is just..... too keralis to conceptualize

[agayconcept]

my chronically ill / disabled & heat-sensitive ass: yeah im managing ok in this weather i guess im not dead or fainting so i'm fine

me trying to talk to a friend abt it: yeah there's not enough cool for the hot. the hot is much. heat too bad for body to do moving. u kno? too bmuchs hoT ?? u feael me ?

[hella1975]

my flatmate took one look at me and gave me her humidifier lmao

[s1eepytrait]

I just accidentally posted something from my queue, so I had to delete it, and I can't be bothered to re add it... so when it comes out in a few days and it looks like there's a post missing, there is!!

[koenigami]

dropped my phone while lying down and no my upper lip is swollen

[the-cat-at-the-theatre-door]

Girl help I’m getting emotional about how much Munkustrap admires Gus the Theatre Cat again. 

[carpetbug]

just rewatched origins for probably like the millionth time. it still hurts me. i still end up a little pile of goo on the floor sobbing about my bug girl and cat boy