#club disco

[flwrkid14]

The Marriage Pact (But Make It Sabotage)

ahh tysm for 500 followers!!! i never thought so many people would actually like all my silly ideas! <3

Tim and Danny, somewhere in their early twenties, jokingly make a marriage pact: if they’re both single by the time they’re in their late twenties, they’ll just marry each other. It’s lighthearted, it’s casual—just two best friends making promises for a future they’re totally not worried about.

Except… it gets a little weird.

Danny gets set up on a blind date one Saturday. Tim, the supportive best friend he is, casually mentions there’s a case he could really use Danny’s help on. Nothing serious, of course—just something that totally can’t wait until Sunday. Danny, being the responsible friend he is, cancels the date.

Tim, meanwhile, gets roped into a coffee meetup with one of Steph’s friends. It’s not really a date, but it could turn into one. Or at least, it could’ve, if Danny hadn’t texted Tim about that new bakery he’s been dying to try. “We should go! Like, now. Before all the good pastries are gone.” Tim, naturally, reschedules the coffee meetup. After all, Danny takes priority, right?

It becomes a pattern.

Danny’s coworkers try to set him up with someone they think is his type. “Oh, sorry,” Danny says, “I already promised Tim I’d help him with his tech upgrades tonight.”

Tim gets invited to a fancy gala where he might meet someone. Danny shows up with two tickets to a concert Tim mentioned liking a month ago. “Come on, you deserve a break.”

Neither of them realizes what’s happening, at least not consciously. To them, it’s just normal. They’re best friends. Of course, they’re going to prioritize each other. Of course, they’d rather hang out together than with some random stranger. Of course, no one else really gets them the way they get each other.

Their friends, however, are losing their minds.

Steph is convinced Tim and Danny are already dating and just haven't told anyone yet. Tucker and Sam are taking bets on how long this can possibly last before one of them snaps. Cass is tempted to lock them in a room until they sort out their feelings.

The kicker? Tim and Danny both think the other one doesn’t feel the same. They’re sabotaging potential love interests out of sheer self-preservation because the idea of watching the other fall in love with someone else is unbearable. But they can’t say anything, because what if it ruins their friendship? What if the marriage pact is all they get?

So, they keep pretending it’s fine. Danny keeps canceling dates for “missions” that could definitely wait. Tim keeps skipping events to spend time with Danny.

The late twenties deadline creeps closer. Everyone else is waiting for the inevitable implosion. Tim and Danny, oblivious as ever, are just… biding their time.

[distinguishedshoeduckdonut]

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「BLACK HOLE DISCO CLUB」

[juniesfairies]

what if one of us had dark hair and had trouble expressing our emotions and frowns about while the other one has lighter hair and trouble expressing their emotions and smiles about it.

[thegoodmorningman]

It's only one rule, man. It's not that hard.

[canmking]

G r a c e J o n e s

[marladhynnr]

MOMO · TOUSHIRO

[mihotose]

before i start a new game heres my Reading Goblin save. harry has nothing to his name (which he doesnt remember) besides seventy reál his disco pants and four fifths of dick mullen and the mistaken identity which he reads in the fishing shack for fourteen hours a day until he can sleep. he hasnt seen kim in a month

[retropopcult]

Early 80s LA signs at night as seen in Valley Girl (1983)

[dont-look-up]

Renji and Rukia for Bleach Black Hole Disco Club

[gladn]

wha wha whaat..??? no way

[aveenoaveeno]

Harrier Du Bois behaviour

[distinguishedshoeduckdonut]

DISCO-Parody [Fanart]

[nintendo-wheee]

Slay The Princess is like if Doki Doki Literature Club was also Disco Elysium

[hyunpic]

hoodie 🧥 hoodie 👕 negan⚡ shim ✨ toga 💫 ji ⭐ boogie 💃 boogie💥 iepon 🔥 kogo 💃 dance 🎵 groovy 🎶 groovy

[doveshovel]

Saw something going around a while ago about where SSO OCs live, and it motivated me to do a background for once :')

[fuitgummybat]

Friends, as a massive new wave fan, I have developed a theory: Every new wave song is somewhere between punk, goth, and disco.

My proof:

Big thanks to @dartheritis for their help