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I have a giggle everytime I pass this mural in veilguard. This is all I can see.

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This, right here, of all the things The Veilguard did wrong - and they’ve done wrong a lot of things - this right here is the worst thing they’ve done.

Because they gave us an entire expansion pack dedicated to the fact that the Darkspawn are as much the victims of the Old Gods and the blight as the rest of the world.

They have spent an entire expansion pack, HOURS of gameplay, to show us that the Darkspawn can be reasoned with, that they crave freedom, that they can be freed from the yolk of the song, that they can be helped, where at the end you can side with the guy who is helping them and let them be.

They gave us all this only, at the end, at the culmination of the story of the blight and Darkspaw, guve us 3 sentences to basically say “ah nah. Fuck them”

I joke sometimes Justice For The Architect but now I say it with pure sincerity, as seriously as I can. Justice for the Architect, justice for Dragon Age Awakening and justice for the player base who invested hours upon hours into a storyline only to be told “yeah we’re not actually doing that”.

Siri, play In The Arms Of An Angel

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no other game in the world is laced with anything nearly as addictive as whatever the fuck dragon age 2 is laced with. kirkwall is a shitty evil flop city and i will never ever leave it

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i should also play mario 64 when i can

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Hearing P3-5′s director say he never successfully formed a friendship with a woman in his whole life was definitely an “I understand everything now” moment for me, regarding his body of work.

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The Garden of Death, after Hugo Simberg

little homage to Simberg with Emmrich, Manfred and my Ingellvar :3 i started out intending to make this a stylistic pastiche as well but it did NOT work out., however im very happy with how it ended up looking like in my style! :)

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every single post featuring Antoine has a bunch of tags like "1 french man allowed" "the only orlesian man I trust" etc. amazing what one scrawny wife guy with big wet eyes can do for a country's reputation

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Shadowheart - [ BG3 ]

Whether you'd like to get a print of this piece when I put it up on my Patreon rewards shop or pay your respects to my dangling wrist after painting all those flowers, please consider supporting my art on:

[ patreon.com/onyrica ]

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So!! Sorta progress report for the Elder Scrolls ttrpg system I've been working on slowly as a hobby project... it's in a playable state! Not just that, but it has a name (The Elder Scrolls: Prophecies) AND a tiny tiiiiiny bit of page art down. When its fully done and polished up there'll be way more art with the end goal of making it actually look like what an official TES ttrpg could look like. WIP Sneak Peak Below!!

But yea, the end goal is very VERY much to create something that both feels like (in gameplay and aesthetic) elder scrolls. Like the videogames jumping down from the screen and onto the table.

Current playtest rules below, anyone welcome to take a peep - would ADORE feedback if you do look!

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i've been thinking about ciri so much lately with the new game announcement. she's a princess. she's a juvenile delinquent. she got banned from seeing her childhood friend because she upstaged him so hard in extreme sports that he fell in love with her. she got a tattoo and a face scar at age 15. she's besties with a unicorn. she once killed a dude for being homophobic to her. she has the power of god and anime on her side. she unironically suffered more than jesus. she once asked her dad why he's being a centrist. and she's even bisexual.

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Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

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wanted to clear out some of my really old terraria characters but this prompt stopped me dead in my tracks

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so glad Bioware is still putting that fuck ugly white lipstick on plot critical npcs in the year of our lord 2024

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my cats so fuckin ugly she looks like the oblivion khajiit