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Can someone come collect their uncle from the party?
#trolls#trolls 3#trolls band together#John dory#john dory trolls#jd trolls#trolls jd#brozone#ive had him floating around my ipad for a while now#this is probably as finished as hell ever be#i lied that one time .. abt no more drunk jd .....#this is the last for a while until i post all the drawings of him and his ex husband NFJEJJCJDJDKCJDJEJF#i joined this circus and now im surprised im a clown?#um#yeah all my babygirls are the same#dreamworks trolls
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i think it's funny how everyone talks about how Marlin is potentially a trans icon after the events of Finding Nemo/Dory when there's literally a 50% chance that Coral is also already transfem
#i had this thought while in the shower#we don't see a lot of clown fish even in the start of finding nemo so if Coral so happened to be born male and you know your clown fish lore#...#there's literally a 50% chance that she could be a transfem icon and i wish more people talked about this#i mean. she did die in the start of the film so maybe that's why we don't but still-#we need more transfem Coral PLEASE#finding nemo#finding dory#coral finding nemo
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Considering the sequential hermaphroditism of clown fish I’m waiting for Pixar to release finding Nemo 3 where Marlin transitions. Finding Marlene.
#finding nemo#finding dory#damn this is a shit post but I would probably fucking watch that movie#and sob my eyes out esp if it was acruslly made Well#trans rights#clown fish#biology#zoology
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Ya know what's fun
Creating an au out of ur own au.
Been thinking about the Enchantment au if Clay and Viva had got separated.
I'd imagine Rosiepuff would have died as well.
However how they go the au is while JD, Bruce, Floyd and Branch are singing far far away Clay is singing with them to, just to Viva trying to comfort her. They all still get powers. Clay is convinced it means his brothers are alive. While JD and Floyd are convinced Clay is dead.
There would be a lot more issues tbh. JD would be more obsessed with Perfection and also drowning in guilt and probably crazy protective over his brothers.
Floyd would be torn apart.
Bruce still thinks clay is alive, he has four platonic soulmates three are his brothers the other one has to be.
Branch is rather optimistic that Clay is alive and ends up looking into the future to find out.
They'd be so much disagreements with Clay to the point JD would ban then from bringing him up again.
In this au Peppy would give the Crown to JD instead of Poppy who was rather upset by it.
JD would be so torn up about Clay being alive and would 100% break down right then.
So basically Peppy Lives, Rosiepuff Dies, Clay and Viva are separated and everyone is a bit more traumatised!
#enchantment au#but new font#branch trolls#trolls branch#floyd trolls#trolls floyd#clay trolls#trolls clay#i would miss clown clay tho#love that outfit#bruce trolls#trolls bruce#john dory trolls#trolls john dory#jd trolls#trolls rosiepuff#but dead#jd would be more like alma from Encanto i think in this version#instead of being a combination of Alma and Isabella in the normal one#jd would leave flowers for clay every day#and when he sees clay again for the first time#hes cry so many different plants
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Imma be real. I don’t understand shipping the da companions together I just don’t see the appeal (this post does NOT apply to merrill and isabela who are in LOVE)
#OH AND SIGRUN AND VELANA. they can stay#but like everyone else. have no prob with its obvi but I just don’t get it#like even the pairs who can hook up like dori/bull and fenris/Bela. don’t see it#i think it’s just cause I’m used to all of these clowns hating each other ya know. and I like it that way#ramblings#live ur truth I think I’m just too obsessed with my beautiful pcs#i am very picky with my ships it’s not even a companions thing I think it’s just to me. hmm. no chemistry ya know#i support whatever sten and shake got going on tho
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redraw of.... that one scene eugh
#dr rockso#metalocalypse#hes creeepyyy#but so fun to draw#dr rockso the rock n roll clown!!#dory mclean
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Listening to David Bowie on shuffle be like
#Snowball#Simpsons#Gif#Cat for Halloween Jack and Cat People#Bird feet for “Squawking like a pink monkey bird”#The fire breathing for ziggy stardust(He looked like that in one of the posters with the cigarette and the exagerrated flame)#Flowers for his hippie phase like hunky dory and space oddity and tmwstw#Red shoes for glass spider and lets dance#SEE THESE EYES SO GREEN#The polka dot purple suit for the clown vibes and this entire gif is like scary monsters lol#Umbrella for...idk. For the rain in his eyes I guess.
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they really tried to convince us that dean winchester just woke up, hugged his dog, made breakfast, ate said breakfast and then went out to hunt some clown ass vampires like everything is hunky dory after Cas, Castiel, his bestfriend of 12 years confessed he's in love with dean and then DIED to save his life???? when canonically we know dean ceases to function like a human being everytime Cas dies and basically becomes a grief-stricken alcoholic???
they really tried to gaslight us into forgetting the last 12 seasons
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this is MY ART do not stealdo not copy do not insipre give me credits
#nemo fish#lost fish#sharks#shark so cute#my art#cute sgaejk#cute shark#shark#shark teeth#shak moment#fish clown fish#dory fşsh#dory fish
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Did you know tumblr sells socks?
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What was the foot’s favorite type of chips? Dori-toes.
What’s a foot’s favorite food? Shoe-shi.
The gingerbread man goes to the doctor and tells him he really hurt his foot. The doctor says “Have you tried icing it?”
Why isn’t your nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What does a thief wear on its feet? Sneakers.
I used to really hate my foot fungus, but now it’s actually starting to grow on me.
I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help me, but I stand corrected.
Foot injuries are always really serious because they take so long to heel.
What did the foot say to the soccer ball when they won the match? I toed you so.
What has four legs but no feet? A table.
Which two Ancient Greek philosophers had the nicest feet? Pla-toe and Sock-rates.
Does your shoe have a hole in it? No? Then how did you put your foot in it then?
How hard was it for the shoemaker to manufacture clown shoes? It was no small feet.
What do you call it when you put two slices of bread around your foot? A below-knee sandwich.
What does a foot have for breakfast? Jam and toe-st.
What is a foot’s favorite mint? Men-toes.
What do you call a shoe made out of bananas? A slipper.
My younger sister thought TGIF was an instruction manual that told her that the Toes Get In First.
The best way to keep yourself alert at all times is to join ballet because it is the only sport that keeps you on your toes.
What causes the pain you get when you kick a rocket? Missile Toe.
Why was the toe swollen and itchy? Because it had a severe case of toe-nsilitis!
Whom did the man call instead of a doctor after hurting his feet while driving? He called the toe truck.
What is the boy called if he’s stung by a bee on his foot? You call him Toby.
Source: Wiggly Foot Jokes And Puns That'll Have You Feeling Ticklish
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Brozone headcanons
Clay is the type of brother to not believe what any of the others tell him. Whether they're lying to him or not, he don't believe them
John Dory can get his brothers to fall asleep in minutes. He's got all the tricks that knock them out. They worked when they were kids and still work now that they're adults.
Whoever ends up with John will get a wonderful lil house husband. He can cook, clean, bake, sew, and take care of children. Basically a house husband (or pod in this case)
John definitely dated Delta Dawn. They broke up bc they were too similar and too different. This was shortly after the band broke up and before Delta became queen. They were both young and adventurous. They wanted to travel the world together but Delta had responsibilities that she couldn't leave.
Floyd had ONE girlfriend. When he got on his own, Floyd told people he was bisexual bc he knew he wasn't straight but he thought he liked girls. He and that girl broke up on good terms bc she understood when he told her he's gay.
Floyd is scared of clowns
Bruce probably traumatized the little brothers more than John Dory did. He was the one that would force them to go into a haunted house, purposely jump out with a scary mask on type stuff
Drinks of choice: JD prefers whiskey, Bruce likes margaritas and brandy (obviously), Clay doesn't drink often, he likes white wine while he reads, Floyd likes SHOTS SHOTS and mixed drink (club/party drinks), branch doesn't drink much either but likes wine and occasionally mixed drinks.
Floyd is the holder of all the family secrets. He's really good at keeping them secret. Bruce and John are too but they're also known for telling embarrassing stories so none of the brothers want to tell them their secrets and risk it getting leaked
John is incredibly handy, he's very good at fixing most things. He can FIX things most of the time. He's no good at building.
All the boys are hopeless romantics
When one of the brothers (excluding Bruce in this case) get married after reuniting, they are all excitedly helping plan the wedding
Floyd can walk in heels
John Dory handles his machete very well. Nothing gets cut that he doesn't want cut. He also flips it around like a butterfly knife
When JD and Spruce went out to those teenage parties, they had a silent rule of one of them had to stay sober to make sure the other didn't do anything stupid, was safe and they both got home in enough time to get some sleep before having to wake up for the day. Spruce made sure John didn't wander off while stoned and listened to him talk whatever came to his high mind. John Dory made sure Spruce didn't eat something he wasn't supposed to while stoned or do anything stupid while drunk. It was never discussed but they knew that one of them had to be responsible for the other
Despite the band getting back together, both John and Floyd have sole careers that take off. Floyd is more for the performing and shows, JD is more for releasing songs and disappearing for several months. Floyd is selling out shows, John is dropping a song on YouTube that blows up within the first ten minutes. Brozone fans eat it up
While on stage and interacting with fans, the boys do very different things. John Dory leans towards the crowd and the fans go wild, he's a bit taken back but blows them a kiss (cue someone fainting). Bruce still plays up the heartthrob card, showing off his body, a fan yells and calls him daddy. He whispers into his mic "I didn't give you permission to call me that." in a flirty tone, cue the deafening screams. Clay was always shocked a little bit when fans start screaming when he gets close to the end of the stage, he's talking into his mic like "you good? You need something?" which causes the fans to all scream something at him. Floyd is the most memeable, hes making faces and sitting on the edge of the stage. He didn't used to that but after V&V he gets tired pretty quick. So he often ends up laying on the stage, his leg hanging off, his mic by his head along with a bottle of water. Clay kicked him off once and nobody knows if it was on purpose or not. Branch is NOT used to the fans. They're screaming at him and he's backing away. He's also very memeable until he gets more used to it. He didn't perform as much as his brothers (by that i mean he only truly performed once)
Bruce teaches John Dory how to surf. After several hours he gets the hang of it, it's like skateboarding only rougher.
Bruce sometimes watches his boys and sees him and his bros. Theyre wrestling and he can practically see himself, Clay and Floyd on the floor of their Grandma's pod
Grandma Rosiepuff spanked JD and Bruce with a wooden spoon. By the time she stopped, Clay was old enough for him to be next, so he got lucky. The wooden spoon she used had a wooden chunk taken out of it from when she hit John once. They find it while going through her old stuff that Branch had.
"Hey look it's the whooping spoon!"
"The what?!"
"The whooping spoon. The spoon grandma used to spank us."
"What makes you say that?"
"You see this chunk taken out, that's from my ass."
#trolls#brozone#trolls john dory#trolls floyd#trolls clay#trolls bruce#branch trolls#funny#trolls headcanon#trolls headcanons#trolls hcs#brozone hc#brozone headcanons#trolls band together#trolls 3
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The Avengers as High School Friend Group Archetypes
Tony Stark: Mentally ill friend. Made too many suicide jokes so his friends forced him into therapy. Flakes out on plans a lot. Either has a God complex or the worst self-esteem known to humankind. Freaks everyone out when he texts goodbye in the gc without context (he's just going on a business trip)
Bucky Barnes: Black cat. Hisses at everyone but Steve. Great at holding his boundaries but comes off aloof. Nobody is sure if he actually likes them but would secretly kill for all his friends. Hides in shadows and jumpscares everyone with his lurking. Secretly naps on Sam's bed when no one's looking
Steve Rogers: Mom friend. Always has granola bars, Tylenol, and a Tide to Go on him. Organizes the group hangouts and reminds everyone when they have a dentist appointment. Everyone's parents love him, "you can go if Steve's going" vibe. Constantly getting his friends out of trouble (secretly encourages them). His romantic life is a disaster
Thor Odinson: Gym bro. Eats eggs, chicken and rice everyday. Forces his friends to join him in the gym and comments about them not eating enough protein. Genuinely cares for their health, will get them out of bed for food and fresh air when they're sad. Goes through protein powder like Tony went through cocaine in the 80s
Peter Parker: Annoying little brother. Someone's mom definitely made them bring him to the big kid hangout. Everyone bullies him but he doesn't realize it, he just likes the attention from the cool older kids. Sam and Bucky hold him upside down from his ankles till he gets dizzy and Steve makes them put him down. Everyone is super protective of him when he's outside the friend group (hey, only we get to be mean to him)
Sam Wilson: Therapist friend. Gets way too many texts at 3 am. Extremely emotionally mature but laughs at fart jokes. Knows everyone's trauma and will use it against them if provoked. Strangers randomly vent to him in public. Gentle parents adults when they're upset. Nobody ever asks him how he is
Natasha Romanoff: Man hater. All her best friends are men and none of them are actually sure if she's joking about hating them. Mean but never takes things too far. Flirts constantly because she thinks it's funny but is really awkward and bad at it when she genuinely likes someone. Hates when someone treats her like a man / "one of the bros", wishes she had more female friends
Bruce Banner: Bad luck friend. Can not catch a break. Everytime they hear from him something new has gone wrong in his life. His dog threw up on his bed, his computer broke before a huge deadline, his favourite sweater shrunk in the dryer. Just a disaster of a human. Constantly has some minor injury, from inexplicable bruises to a sprained wrist. Never having a good day but tries to remain positive. Anxious
Clint Barton: Class clown. Will make a fool of himself in front of every pretty girl in his vicinity. Is actually only funny half the time, the other half he's just loudly wrong. Confidence is key for him. Can charm and talk his way out of anything. Will make everyone laugh at the worst moments. Women reject him because he has a girl best friend
Wanda Maximoff: Boy crazy. Is ready to talk about her crush, boyfriend, or situationship at any given moment. Is never single for longer than a month. Will not take shit from a man and makes sure her and her friends are treated properly. Surprisingly good at balancing her friendships and relationships, doesn't neglect people. Has Pinterest boards for her wedding, dream home, and decor. Wants to be a stay at home mom. Big Swiftie and went to the Eras Tour
Pietro Maximoff: Unemployed friend. Always doing the most random thing on a Tuesday morning. One day he's kayaking in British Columbia, the next he's joined an MLM scam. He has a new cat? He adopted him from Istanbul on that trip no one knows about. He's drinking fresh lemonade? He actually volunteers with disabled elderly and Doris gives him lemons from her tree. Knows how to cook a turkey. Unclear if he's homeless or not, usually sleeping on a friend's couch or at a random woman's place (still on the couch)
#marvel mcu#avengers#tony stark#peter parker#steve rogers#bucky barnes#clint barton#sam wilson#natasha romanoff#bruce banner#thor odinson#wanda maximoff#pietro maximoff#marvel#mcu#inspired by that sarah schauer audio “girl dad weaponized incompetance uncle trauma bonding aunt black cat neighbour...” lol#the avengers#tw suicide mention
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@frazzledsoul shared an absolutely baffling take that she spotted on Instagram . Someone claimed "People are so distracted by Jess' looks that they overlook the fact he is a calculator (calculated?) person only at the age of 16 it's alarming and SICK that Jess knew how to manipulate Dean and Rory's relationship to make them feel uncomfortable with each other! Jess did this to make Dean feel insecure and paranoid so Rory got progressively more distant and Jess can take Rory away from him!" Dean wasn't insecure and paranoid until Jess showed up? I smell a trash take! Lessgo! I notice Dean's supporters who blame Jess for being a big ol Ruiner seem to gloss over Dean's jealousy over TRISTAN (who was nothing more than a bully and a harrasser that Rory wasn't dating or even interested in). If everything was so dang hunky dory for Dean and Rory (Lol, that rhymed) before Jess shows up, what is Dean's excuse for being insecure, paranoid, and making Rory uncomfortable for the entire first season of the show, another 5 episodes of season 2 until Jess shows up, then another some odd epsiodes into season 2 until Dean and Jess even just meet each other or are simply aware of each other's existence? The first time we truly see the rivalry between Dean and Jess start brewing on screen isn't until Bracebridge Dinner (2x10), and then it heats up for realsies in A Tisket a Tasket (2x13). So before 2x,10, who was using their psychic abilities on Dean to "make him" treat Rory like crap for 30 some odd episodes? He treated Tristan with the same jealous contempt as he did Jess, and I would argue it was even worse. in fact in Love, Daisies, and Troubadors, Tristan grabs Rory's books without her consent while Dean is in the Chilton parking lot. All he has to do is see Tristan with Rory's books (that she didn't want him to take and was trying to get back from him) and he doesn't ask Rory any questions. His temper is instantly set off and he becomes scarily jealous in the school parking lot and starts raising his voice at Rory in front of hundreds of other students.
Not to excuse Tristan for being a bully. Poor Rory is exhausted and she should probably just give up on boys, run away and join a nunnery. But we're talking about Dean The Butt Forrester here. Just seeing another boy carrying Rory's books was enough to set him off.
Just a very select few examples of Dean being insecure, paranoid jealous, and just a garden variety asshole, and Rory's "comfort" with him, long before Liz stuck Jess on that bus to hell:
See, he's more than capable of being a butt clown all on his own! Sorry Dean Lovers, ya'll get five seasons worth of your lover boy and we only get 1 and a half of Jess. You can't use Jess as a "get out of jail free card" for every shitty thing Dean does.
#anti dean forrester#bad takes#people making stuff up that never happened#Jess is a 16 year old calculator#jess mariano#gilmore girls#Dean is frightening#tristan shit#this trash take also assumes Rory didn't make several deliberate decisions on her own that Jess never asked her to do#like the decision to skip school and board a bus to see Jess in another state#or kiss him behind Dean's back#Jess the 16 year old calculator just manipulated her into doing those things lol#did Dean not dump Rory in season 1 leaving her crying into a beach pail of ice cream#okay bad example compared to Jess breaking Rory’s heart also#but my point is Rory and Dean weren’t some small town fairytale before Jess rode in
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