#clouds man. clouds.

[bluemoonperegrine]

Today in dayjob: desperately trying to keep various Internet-related things straight. Is it Cloudfront or Cloudflare or Amazon Cloud or Cloudsites or CloudWTFever? 😩

[onemillionfurries]

"want to learn more about this project? join our discord!" explode. "want to download this game? join our discord!" explode. "want to play this mod? join our discord!" explode. "need questions answered? join our discord!" EXPLODE.

[raylangivins]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

[laurapetrie]

She is more like a fairy than a girl.

Kim Man-jung, The Nine Cloud Dream (c. 1689)

[akajustmerry]

I truly fucking despise the new season of Doctor Who being promoted as one that will be unique for showing the Doctor's queerness or whatever the fuck. There's this attitude under all this promo like the 15th Doctor is the first queer Doctor as if a) the 9th Doctor didn't kiss a man b) the Doctor didn't canonically change genders and c) when they were a woman was CANONICALLY in love with another woman. like HELLO??? I don't even like 13 and yaz that much and think they should've been written better, but there's something so misogynistic and revisionist about people acting like David Tennant saying Isaac Newton was hot in the anniversary special is "confirming the Doctor is queer" or that Ncuti's doctor will be the first queer Doctor. like...i hate it. This whole line of marketing reeks of Disney's "first Gay™" style marketing and I fucking hate it.

[jojo-the-dogg0]

[caprart1]

I love it when the blond guy witnesses horrors unimaginable and pretends to be nonchalant by saying "I don't dance" but then proceeds to absolutely shred up the dance floor

Fuck look at him go

And then he witnesses more horrors

[kifaprokumiv]

Skcrumblo Bleebus

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

got a worm nibbling my brain. can someone help me find a piece of obscure media?

webcomic/indie comic from the 2010s. basically a sci-fi short story about a young girl (with red hair?) who was being raised by scientists as part of an experiment. she receives a haircut/has her head shaved, in preparation for her annual brain scan/testing. it is revealed that while her body is human, her "brain" is artificial, made of computer implants throughout her skull and spine. at some point her biological mother (also a scientist on the same campus?) encounters her and is repulsed, viewing her as a machine who has murdered her daughter.

it was very poignant and it bruised my heart and i can NOT find it anywhere

[art-is-kayos]

Checking up on his commission

[who-always-pays-their-taxes]

Why do you (as in the royal you) as a member of a fandom,, seem to believe that things need to be,,, canon??? in fanfiction??? why would? that ever be? if you wanted to read pure canon, you could,,,, idk,,, read canon? pick up the source material,,, and if you wanted to read pure canon fanfiction just search the ‘canon compliant’ tag. that’s how ao3 works. so silly.

[onemillionfurries]

If this purple monkey fuck came out as a phone app tomorrow no one would bat an eye. People would install it without a second thought and let their kids play with it.

[raylangivins]

i am Locked In.

[thedickgraysons]

“it’s so weird that chloe was so kind when chad wasn’t” no you don’t get it. chloe WASNT kind. initially, yes, she was polite when her mother was, but chloe proceeded to act just as d1 chad did the whole movie.

she was equally as spoiled by her parents (‘were you really a good person if you got a reward’/her inability to use a mop/her reaction to ella’s appearance), equally as prejudiced against VKs/red (every time she says something like ‘you’re a villain’), and equally as stubborn.

perhaps she wasn’t a cartoonish bully, but the song ‘get your hands dirty’ is literally about chloe unlearning each internal bias she has because of her privilege and learning empathy. she and chad ARE the same guys pLEASE PUT THE PITCHFORKS DOWN HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME O

[accala]

Zack Fair had:

A girl who spent 4 years pining after him to the point she chased an afterimage of him (Aerith)

A girl who looked after his parents and his hometown due to sheer guilt and devotion (Cissnei)

A boy who spent 4 years trying to find him after he went missing (Kunsel)

And a boy who adopted his entire being and became his legacy after his death (Cloud)

Zack Fair was NOT playing.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Turtle hunt gone wrong.

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