#cloth talk

[chappellrroan]

severance is like what if a show was made by people who love directing & storytelling. a very rare sighting these days

[candyje11yfish]

late-night chats💖📞💚

[boatemboys]

elon: are you saying all democrats are gay

connor: i think everyone is gay

elon: are you gay?

connor: no

[soapcloth]

CW: 18+ MDNI Mechanic!Ghoap x reader, manipulation - dividers @/cafekitsune

I carnally need mechanic Soap seeing you on the side of the road at the end of your rope over your shitbox car that finally decided to kick rocks.

He’s like an your own personal saint as he leans over the hood of your car, one boot tapping the ground behind the other in concentration, shaking his thick, strong thighs beneath the taut jeans he must’ve just barely managed to fit into as he fixes your car in a way that’ll have it giving out again in about a week’s time.

He gives you a card for Price’s shop, says he’ll fix it free of charge if anything else acts up. Tells you to ask Gaz- the lad manning the office for ‘Soap’.

It’s the slightly modified version of a trick he had learned from Ghost, a man who spent his early adulthood making ends meet- usually using the method as a way of scamming money out of ‘rich blokes who couldn’t even tell you wha’ the hell they were drivin’.’

He however, had a different reason to dig up the old scam- that being to get you into the old man’s auto shop so he could show off for you, parade you around, and ping pong you between himself and his man- maybe even talk him into giving the both of you a ride up to the local lookout in his baby, You’d look so cute stuffed between them in the backseat of Ghost’s truck, after all.

[petercushingscheekbones]

Very normal David Tennant moment

[sysig]

Permission to headbutt: Granted (Patreon)

[crandairy-juice]

i feel like harrow would be like, on some site like neopets or flight rising and just have the game’s marketplace in her pocket. just a fucking, billionaire tycoon on some low stakes virtual pet game. blows off steam manipulating the economy and fine tuning her creatures to be Perfectly Goth with the same account she had since she was 10 named xXgl00m_m1str3ssXx

yes she is using gideons gaming chair and headphones

[jakejeffreyperalta]

max verstappen is so funny because every picture you see of him NOT in redbull merch is either him a) drunk out of his mind [probably in a t shirt with weird shit written on it] or b) in a tux and bow-tie [it also seems to be the only tuxedo he owns, despite being a multi millionaire]

[arabriddler]

tummies are sexy. You agree. Reblog

[lazycranberrydoodles]

english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness

[marzipanandminutiae]

why are skirts inherently evil and oppressive in historical fiction until men are wearing them

I've never heard anyone going on at length about how Universally ImpracticalTM the garb of a Scotsman or an ancient Roman politician are

suddenly everyone has a concept of situational practicality that previously was not there

[housecow]

also don’t hate me y’all but i wanna settle into a long, drawn out gain… the last couple years of gaining happened super quickly n if i want to get to 500+ like i’ve said, i’ve gotta slow down 🥲

[timethehobo]

Just had to doodle my Inqy Aidan and Dorian again. I’ve missed them sm and was so happy when I saw them next to each other.

Also Dorian being concerned over his amatus ahhh. 🥺

[heartorbit]

catch us if you can! ☆

[stere0typical]

the 9th doctor is so real actually because he got one (1) good leather jacket and never took it off ever.

[capcollector]

messy doodles but been thinking lately about a plot involving bunny and deacon running a mission together in some fancy setting. fake names, backstories, etc. i just want an excuse for them to dress up