#closed dealing

[desire-daddy-nk]

My name is Niklaus Hendrix. I am the wish doctor, desire daddy, papa possibility, granter of all wishes, call me whatever. I don't mind.

I presume you're here to make a deal? Tell me, what do you wish for most?

CREDIT:

pfp / header

TAGS;

#the deal of a crescent moon - A deal was made.

#Anonymous wishes - ask answered.

#N.K posting - Niklaus posts random shit.

#N.K speaks - In character

#N.K Rb - reblogs without any text from niklaus.

#Closed dealing - Out of character

#Nora spotted - Niklaus's cat Nora!!!

#the entry log. - Niklaus's log.

#Noted. :) - instances that Niklaus nor Nora wasn't apart of, but may be useful later.

#Seen and saved :) - to reread

#WEHATENIKLAUS!!!!111!!- Niklaus hate posts

PRONOUNS;

Any. I do not care.

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

secrets of farming (1863) - john w. large

"yeowch augh taking damage ough eurgh"

[batsyheere]

I sometimes just imagine the first time Phantom is introduced to the league as like, a fellow big league hero. As someone who works with Justice League Dark and took down the Ecto Acts with his own team and allies to be included under the meta acts like aliens. He knows Constantine and Zatanna and is a pretty common name in the magical community now even if usually as his human form "just Danny".

And suddenly he is surrounded by these "big time heroes" and aliens and champions and most would assume he'd be overwhelmed or in awe. Maybe nervous, or weirdly fixated on being in space.

But here's the kicker- Danny is dead. Technically part of the category ecto-entity, ghost, and thus belonging to the Infinite Realms. He has met a vast variety of characters who are far more chaotic and legendary than these people who have so much interpersonal drama it looks like one of the soap operas Tucker refuses to admit he watches. Wonder Woman? Danny has lunch with Pandora and visits the Greek sections of the realms when he needs to research old prophecies. Superman? Kryptonite is like rock candy and the dead of Krypton are either very sweet or very condescending and Danny has seen both in the Boy Scout. The less said about the Green Lanterns the better. The Flash family are entertaining but also headache inducing because Danny has heard the complaints about the timeline. Half a dozen other heroes and vigilantes have their own dramas that Danny could pick apart at the source for the many issues that started said drama, and that's not even beginning on the issues with Batman and the weird galley of children he has who are sometimes even worse than the dark knight himself.

Meanwhile the League find themselves growing more concerned and horrified the more Phantom manages to reference his adventures and rather stressful start as a vigilante. Constantine hasn't been more entertained in years.

[pangur-and-grim]

god video calls have really shown me that I have no facial expressions..... I watched myself say "that's fantastic! that's the best news of my life," with the face of someone waiting in a lobby for a dentist appointment

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Phone guy was wild for saying that to Michael..

[ionomycin]

archfey warlock

[uncharted-constellations]

~What i couldve been~

I was just gonna do the adult timeline zelda but im so enchanted by the idea of these two versions of the same character. People always talk about how link would be changed but never zelda.

[tiniest-hands-in-all-the-land]

Carry me home

[jimjamjomjum]

The parallels between these two haunt me.

[romidoes]

‘bad day?’ ‘hm.’ ‘taking your meds?’ ‘hm.’ ‘should we call the shrink?’ ‘…yeah.’ ‘okay, let’s go to bed and rest a little, we will call later.’ ‘i love you.’

[6blackfilin9]

more Shifu

[desire-daddy-nk]

(they smile, sharp teeth showing. You feel as the alcohol go through you, roll me a con save :3 this will depend on if you um get knocked out or not)

-🏹

(getting my lucky dice out for this one LMFAO)

(17!)

[inklessletter]

"Eyes on me. Yeah. Good boy."

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Thank you so much for trusting and sticking around.

Steve says thank you 💛

[tabooiart]

this hot pink bitch was named breakfast!!!

[tndo]

Bad day?

[gnomewithalaptop]

Love this lil tidbit -- Cass and Tim deserve to be besties who go into each other's houses without asking