#cliveverse

[another-clive-blog]

That guy can rock anything, even a double hat

Clive gets teleported go a world where they're all Clive

i spent way too long on this. im going to bed now

[shittyclive]

yeah clivestuck. homestuck + the cliveverse

I see... If I were a different Clive, I might start plotting other classpects. However, you are stuck with me, and I am incredibly lazy.

[ask-cliveverse2]

I guess I'm the default! Well- Since I was the first one here, I'm just calling myself the default. Umm.. Basics about me- Let's see. My favorite brother's name is Farrow, my best friend is Skuggy, and I'm currently dating one of my roommates, Albi. I have horrible relations with the local mafia and as an extra bonus, I kill landlords and power hungry politicians!

Joining us as well we've so far collected a Clive from a sort of Wasteland universe, who is genuinely the scariest guy I've ever met, a Clive from a 'Pokemon' universe, and he's pretty nice, a Clive who's part of a band, and he's super awesome, and also a Clive from a fantasy-like realm, I don't know what it's called, and he's blue! So let's see... Hm..

I'll keep the black font, I'll give the wasteland Clive a green font, um.. The Pokemon Clive a pink font, the band Clive a purple font, and the blue Clive a blue font, of course. And we'll all sign off with the respective matching heart color! (Like this - 🖤)

Anyways, ask us anything you'd like! I bet we've all got some pretty awesome stories to tell.

- 🖤

[intothecliveverse]

GRAYSON

"Clive... Can I not rest for a day?"

...

"Well, with that face, I can't say no. What is it? Let me see.."

[intothecliveverse]

Really bro? You're gonna do me like that? Right now? I'm about to die and you label me the peepee boy? Aight, since I know where you stand now, Farrow-

spare piss?

I’M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY CLIVE IS THE PISS BOY HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ask-cliveverse2]

CLIVE. [GRABS YOU] ITS BEEN SO LONG WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO SINCE WE LAST SAW YOU

My life's been pretty standard! Same old same old, living my best life!

[intothecliveverse]

hi grayson. its your son. clive told me your secret. theres no more denying it anymore. i know what you have - 🦡

"You'll never get it, son. Never. I'm moving it now and hiding it to make sure you don't steal it like you did my Carabas button-down."

"What were you thinking, by the way, stealing my button-down? You know my size is much too large for you."

Yea cause ur a TWINK farrow it hung off of you like a potato sack

"It's actually a bit small for me, even. Sometimes it gets difficult to button..."

[intothecliveverse]

hey clive! you doing alright after. um. being temporarily fucking murdered - 🐛🔪

Im alright! I'm just really tired and my voice doesn't work yet. I can only wheeze, but I'll be okay!! Dad's confined me to the house while we both get better faster so I don't get hurt again.

You couldn't tell but I tried to yell "Hi Skuggy!!" and it didn't work and I just squeaked. But hi Skuggy!!! How are you doing?

[intothecliveverse]

We're all gonna fucking die and I don't know who to blame

so farrow gave u the handbook and then u went back and snatched more books?

“Ding ding ding! We have a winner!”

“He gave me the handbook (among other things), and I got the rest!”

[intothecliveverse]

DnD Clive give us some wisdom

Uh... Wisdom? Um... Don't walk alone at night, especially in towns you don't know...

[intothecliveverse]

Alright I’ll be polite but i think you need to restrain the feral Pomeranian healing in your house right now. Clive i thought you just died how are you so full or raw intent to massacre my reputation - 🦡

you did that on your own, bitch man

"He's dealing with a lot right now, you know that. This is the first time he's been resurrected, and the emotions that come with that can be quite.... Aggravating."

gonna beat ur ass the second you come into view, bro

"He's also been having trouble keeping his stitches in. I had to wrap his neck up just so he'd stop scratching at them. I'm sure he doesn't mean his attacks, and don't worry.. Your reputation was never at risk."

[intothecliveverse]

DAD I TUCK IT IN THAT’S WHAT YOU DO WITH OVERSIZED SHIRTS TO MAKE THEM LOOK COOL......Plus if it’s too small you could give it to me right?🥺👉👈 Pleaaaase (ALSO SHUT UP CLIVE YOU DONT HAVE ROOM TO TALK TWINKIE) -🦡💖

"No no no, you can't have the Carabas button-down. However, if you're polite, perhaps we can go and get you one of your own later?"

Potato sack headass

[intothecliveverse]

HE’S HERE,,, HI SIR,,,,

"Ah- good evening! Do I have fans...?"

More than you know

[intothecliveverse]

hello, grayson? can we ask a few questions?

"Yes, of course. What is it that you'd like to know?"

[intothecliveverse]

how’s our favorite piss man doing

You have five seconds.

[intothecliveverse]

who was that peter guy, anyways? what does he want from you?

Oh Peter? I don't think he wants anything from me... He just wants to kill Dad and I guess he saw me and didn't want a witness. I don't know why... Dad doesn't talk about it much, but they have a history of some kind. I could get him if you want, maybe you guys can get him to open up about it. He's in the other room--