#clingwrap

[tenth-sentence]

The 300-metre roll in its tattered box, the serrated cutting strip curling off at both ends.

"In/Out: A Scandalous Story of Falling Into Love and Out of the Church" - Steph Lentz

[hychlorions]

tried to dye klavier tsum but the dye got into his other parts. so obviously the only solution to this is to undo all his sewing and dye his skin while it's separated from his body. so i'm just drying him after washing all the dye out then it's surgery time 👍

[thebirdandhersong]

y'all I'm so out of it lolllllll truly this has been a Week and the week has just begun

[elis-corner]

hi el! guess what!

i just rolled you up in cling film and now you cant get out!

what are you doing to do now?

Now whatcha do that for?!

Good thing that stuff is stretchy enough for me to wrap you in here too >:D

[xx-skullheartz-xx]

one thing i will give dp and w haters. why did they deydrate hugh jackman for dp and w

[black-star-kunzite]

Deadpool 3 was interesting in that I finally see what white straight humor is, and it also had best corporate guy Tom Wambsgans which was probably the best thing in the movie for me. Intro sequence should’ve really had him do those fucking dance moves right instead of halfass them like I want to see boyband realness bitch or do some ice-spice shit

You really wouldn’t get much out of the movie unless you remember/liked/or are aware of Fox Studios Marvel entries. The jabs or corporate supported jabs at the Disney conglomerate were alright if you just disassociate. The “90 year one” was the funniest and this movie will probably not save the MCU but maybe just keep the lights on just enough to get those minorities (the WOKE-CU) out there lmao

Some jokes landed but most aren’t really funny for me (which is fine my brain is rotted) but like it was like Pansexual* Promiscuous White Man played by Time Magazine’s Straightest Man Alive and Straight White Man™��� in goofy sexual hijinks or various white characters doing hypersexual/gay acts or saying hypersexual/gay shit at moments meant to inappropriate which is cool I guess bc gay sex is cool but the gag (heh) didn’t really work for me except maybe the car scene bc that was a fun sequence overall. Also I just can’t see “this Logan” as queer (even if the character is like a Bi backwater harlot in comic text or subtext n shit) like this one in particular is like straightest man to me (No shade to Huge JackedMan bc that’s one of the gayest names a man could have and I don’t doubt he could play a Logan with sugar cubes in the tank)

The somber moments should’ve been interjected with a Bwomp sound effect and played completely straight.

The bald-head-hoe was british. I wanted to slap the shit out of her smooth bald ass head every time she got screen time like I blanked out on entire scenes she was in bc of a deeply troubling unfulfilled desire to smack that fucking chrome dome like those sphinx cats with lotion. Idrc what she was on about really or like hate her as an antagonist (I do but for other reasons) or whatever

Cool dumb movie 👍🏾 I thought the costumes were really fun and I never thought I’d need Wolverine with the cowl and bright ass suit on in live action.

The fights were really fun too

[tspultradeluxe]

Bleh :3 (felt like shit today but forgot to call out)

[leadendeath]

cool thing i found :]

[pa-pa-plasma]

okay wait fr when was anyone gonna tell me those colourblind glasses are a huge scam

[maskedcrawford]

Prank Wars

Seunghyun x F! Reader

A/N: My first T.O.P fic! I really hope you guys enjoy it! Please leave a like if you guys want to see more! Thank you to the sweet Anon who requested this, I really enjoyed writing it! If you enjoy please consider buying me a coffee <3

Warnings: A few cuss words. I'm pretty sure that's it.

The Request

Requests are currently: Open

The sunshine comes in through the window to your hotel room waking you up from a peaceful slumber. You squint your eyes and look around the room until your gaze lands on your boyfriend of the last year and a half, Seunghyun. You smile to yourself watching him sleep. He and the rest of big bang had been busy with touring and doing interviews the last few months so it was nice to see him resting. There weren’t any shows or interviews for the next few days so it was prime time to relax with your man.

You smile to yourself as the see the steady rise and fall of his chest, the way his mouth is slightly agape and light snores flow from his nose. After only a few moments of silence you hear a sudden popping noise come from the bathroom in the suite along with a loud scream that, if you didn’t know any better, you’d say came from a girl. You jump out of bed and before you can leave you see a playful grin come up on Seunghyun’s face.

“What did you do?” You quirked your brow at him. Suddenly Ji-yong bursts into the room with a frustrated but slightly scared face.

“That was not funny!” He throws a towel at your boyfriend who can’t help but erupt into laughter.

“What happened?”

“He put party snappers under the toilet seat,” Jiyong grumbled.

“This is war, hyung,” he threatens as he leaves the two of you.

“Seung,” you giggle. He gets up from the bed and wraps you up in a hug.

“Good morning, y/n,” he kisses your forehead before heading to the bathroom. As you change into your clothes you hear your man gag in the bathroom. You quirk a brow as you gingerly step in to check on him.

“Somebody put mayo in my toothpaste container!” he says sticking his tongue out in disgust. You hold your hands over your mouth to cover your smile. You hear someone come up behind you.

“All’s fair in love and war,” Taeyang comments with a huge grin.

“That’s so gross,” you giggle to yourself. Seunghyun glares at Taeyang as he walks out. You love your boyfriend, truly, but he was never great at taking what he dished out. The next few days the guys played silly harmless pranks on each other, and you couldn’t help but enjoy being the neutral party. Pranks weren’t exactly your thing but that didn’t stop you from having a good laugh. Clingwrap on the toilet seat was done to Taeyang by your boyfriend for revenge. You and Seunghyun went to the store and Ji-yong, for revenge, wrapped all of your boyfriends’ clothes in wrapping paper, granted the boys helped him. Daesung stole all of the laces to all the guys shoes. Your boyfriend took stuff from each of the guys and duct tapped it to the ceiling of their hotel rooms, Taeyang's bandana, Daesungs passport and Ji-yong's favorite jacket. And the last prank committed was Taeyang putting zip ties on anything he could to keep them shut, including to the scissors that would be needed to cut them off.

“That’s low! I need to change!” Ji-yong yelled. You rolled your eyes with a silly grin on your face. The prank wars were all fun and games between friends, for the most part. The next day there was a show that the guys had to get prepared for. Seunghyun got in the shower and you walked in to touch up your makeup.

“You excited?” you called over the sound of the rushing water.

“Yeah, we’re announcing our next album today,” he peaks his head out and beams at you with pride. You walk over and give him a gentle kiss; he tries to pull you in closer but you slip away leaving him pouty.

“Not now, I have to finish my make up,” you gesture to your face. He rolls his eyes playfully at you.

“You can always redo it,” he mumbles to himself.

“Patience, nae sarange, patience,” you tease him. Once you finish you walk out of the bathroom and notice Taeyang go in right behind you. You bring your attention to your phone before you hear shouting from the bathroom and Taeyang flies out of the door.

“Delete the damn video!” You look up and see your boyfriend coming out of the bathroom in his pants, his hair still dripping wet.

“You literally took one of me earlier,” Taeyang defends.

“I don’t care, delete the fucking video!” he shouts as he begins to chase Taeyang around the room on the couch and around to the door. Seunghyun tries to take his phone but Taeyang’s too fast. He slips behind him and ends up using you as a human shield. You shriek as the hides behind you, startled from the swift movements. Your boyfriend stands in front of you both moving side to side. You can tell this isn’t a game to Seunghyun anymore. He genuinely looks freaked out. But, then again, he did this to himself, right?

Taeyang’s laugh rumbles in your ears as the other guys can’t stop laughing.

“It’s not funny, delete it!” He continues to shout.

“Hyung, it’s pretty funny,” Daesung defends.

“Maybe I should put in youtube,” Taeyang jokingly comments.

“No this isn’t funny anymore!” he reaches over you, careful not to hurt you and tries to grab his phone.

“Delete it!” He shouts, for the last time before you decide to step in.

“Agi,” you put your hands on his chest and he looks down at you. He takes a breath and groans rolling his eyes.

“Go sit down,” you try to cover the slight amusement on your face.

“Tae, come on. Just delete the video,” you chuckle at your boyfriend.

“Yeah, yeah all right. See, hyung, it was just a joke,” Taeyang goes over to show him deleting the video.

“Now, let’s make a rule, no filming each other naked!” you playfully reprimand the guys. They groan like children before you put your finger up.

“Don’t start with me,” you warn. They continue to laugh amongst themselves as you go over to your sulking boyfriend.

“Hey, the video’s gone. Cheer up,” you say as you brush some hair out of his face. Even upset he’s still handsome. He grunts in response.

“Aww, come on. I got them to stop,” you lean in close to his ear, “But you really shouldn’t have filmed Taeyang and not expected retribution.” You whisper just before kissing his cheek. He knew you were right and he blushed from the affection you just showed him.

“Yeah, well,” he couldn’t really defend himself, but he still wanted to sulk and whine about it, "still wasn't funny, y/n," he muttered playing with a ring on his finger.

You wrap your arms around his neck and he pulls you into his lap in the chair. You sit with him for a minute before the stylists have to come back over and fix him up for the stage.

“When you get done being the infamous T.O.P. we’ll get some dinner. Anything my baby wants.” You wink at him as you try to help him feel better.

“Anything?” he eyes you up and down and licks his bottom lip. You blush and giggle at his innuendo.

“Only if you can be a good boy,” you size him up with a wag of your finger as the stylist place his jacket on his shoulders. He laughs as he steps away from the ladies and wraps you in his arms.

“Yes ma’am,” he gives you a passionate kiss, just as your about to melt into it, you hear Ji-yong’s voice.

“Seunghyun, let’s go!” you groan as he hesitantly breaks away from you to run on stage and do what he does best. You smile to yourself as you know more prank wars will ensue.

[beebonkbiki]

hes a clingwrap kinda guy

[elis-corner]

Mae govannen!

The cling wrap saga is so great!! Am loving watching it unfold, the drawings are killing me (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

Love, Alice 🌸

P.s drink more water!!!

I'm glad you've enjoyed the saga; it was fun to do! @katiky-png, we should do that kind of thing more often!

I promise I've drank enough since we last spoke! I get quite thirsty when it's cold for some reason.

Lots of love, El <3

[cowboyscrypt]

tattoos are FINISHED and im getting a cuban sandwich from the deli before i go home. my arms are burning tho

god i got here way too fucking early

[drawing-prompt-s]

Supernova Update:

Since I figured y'all might want a quick rundown of what's been going on with the sick trashcan kitten I found back in February.

[Update under the cut + Cat Tax picture]

I did keep her and she gets along wonderfully with my older cat Jolene. They play, cuddle, chase, groom one another (it's more Jolene grooming Nova and Nova then trying to WWE body slam her).

Nova has turned out to be quiet the parkour master and it's already pretty big for a 6 months old cat.

And speaking of her being 6 months, she got spayed on the past Friday (06/14). And it has been.... Huo boy. Interesting. Both Salem and Jolene were spayed at the foster home and shelter they were respectively at prior to my adoption. So this is the first I've had to deal with a spayed pet. Still cost me over $100 between meds and what I did have to pay with the spay voucher - I cant imagine how bad it would have been cost wise without it.

Supernova does seem bound and determined however to open her stitches no matter what I do. She did irritate and (I don't think open, but tear) at the top stitch while I was asleep. So we got that cleaned up and put some ointment on (vet approved). E-Collars don't really work though, we tried it and she went ballistic - like bashing her head against the wall repetitively and doing flips and rolls to get it off, we thought she would pop her stitches doing all that alone. I even tried clingwrap around her tummy because I can't afford one of those little cat jumpers to stop her. So it's been a fun attempt and keep her from ripping them open. And by fun I mean stress inducing.

But there is your current update on our local trashcan parkour king, my brilliant feline daughter, Supernova.

[variablejabberwocky]

why the fuck do they even make summer clothing out of polyester

why make ANY CLOTHING out of polyester

if i wanted my ass wrapped in plastic i'd get the fucking clingwrap