#clingwrap

[tenth-sentence]

The 300-metre roll in its tattered box, the serrated cutting strip curling off at both ends.

"In/Out: A Scandalous Story of Falling Into Love and Out of the Church" - Steph Lentz

[hychlorions]

tried to dye klavier tsum but the dye got into his other parts. so obviously the only solution to this is to undo all his sewing and dye his skin while it's separated from his body. so i'm just drying him after washing all the dye out then it's surgery time 👍

[nettleparade]

ice cream date (real)

[thebirdandhersong]

y'all I'm so out of it lolllllll truly this has been a Week and the week has just begun

[elis-corner]

hi el! guess what!

i just rolled you up in cling film and now you cant get out!

what are you doing to do now?

Now whatcha do that for?!

Good thing that stuff is stretchy enough for me to wrap you in here too >:D

[themarginalthinker]

Taped and exploded foot

[tenpixelsusie]

one thing i will give dp and w haters. why did they deydrate hugh jackman for dp and w

[black-star-kunzite]

Deadpool 3 was interesting in that I finally see what white straight humor is, and it also had best corporate guy Tom Wambsgans which was probably the best thing in the movie for me. Intro sequence should’ve really had him do those fucking dance moves right instead of halfass them like I want to see boyband realness bitch or do some ice-spice shit

You really wouldn’t get much out of the movie unless you remember/liked/or are aware of Fox Studios Marvel entries. The jabs or corporate supported jabs at the Disney conglomerate were alright if you just disassociate. The “90 year one” was the funniest and this movie will probably not save the MCU but maybe just keep the lights on just enough to get those minorities (the WOKE-CU) out there lmao

Some jokes landed but most aren’t really funny for me (which is fine my brain is rotted) but like it was like Pansexual* Promiscuous White Man played by Time Magazine’s Straightest Man Alive and Straight White Man™️ in goofy sexual hijinks or various white characters doing hypersexual/gay acts or saying hypersexual/gay shit at moments meant to inappropriate which is cool I guess bc gay sex is cool but the gag (heh) didn’t really work for me except maybe the car scene bc that was a fun sequence overall. Also I just can’t see “this Logan” as queer (even if the character is like a Bi backwater harlot in comic text or subtext n shit) like this one in particular is like straightest man to me (No shade to Huge JackedMan bc that’s one of the gayest names a man could have and I don’t doubt he could play a Logan with sugar cubes in the tank)

The somber moments should’ve been interjected with a Bwomp sound effect and played completely straight.

The bald-head-hoe was british. I wanted to slap the shit out of her smooth bald ass head every time she got screen time like I blanked out on entire scenes she was in bc of a deeply troubling unfulfilled desire to smack that fucking chrome dome like those sphinx cats with lotion. Idrc what she was on about really or like hate her as an antagonist (I do but for other reasons) or whatever

Cool dumb movie 👍🏾 I thought the costumes were really fun and I never thought I’d need Wolverine with the cowl and bright ass suit on in live action.

The fights were really fun too

[tspultradeluxe]

Bleh :3 (felt like shit today but forgot to call out)

[leadendeath]

cool thing i found :]

[pa-pa-plasma]

okay wait fr when was anyone gonna tell me those colourblind glasses are a huge scam

[facing-worlds]

ah the struggle

[deer-motif]

thinking about my dean bails and gets a cabin in maine post-canon fic. yeah

[elis-corner]

Mae govannen!

The cling wrap saga is so great!! Am loving watching it unfold, the drawings are killing me (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

Love, Alice 🌸

P.s drink more water!!!

I'm glad you've enjoyed the saga; it was fun to do! @katiky-png, we should do that kind of thing more often!

I promise I've drank enough since we last spoke! I get quite thirsty when it's cold for some reason.

Lots of love, El <3

[a1li-ens]

I might sew the slow damage bunny sometime bcuz I do not want to pay like 5000¥. I need to resist the allure of buying hyperfixation merch on the internet so I will make things 😇 lest the autism make me go broke !!