#clingwrap

[tenth-sentence]

The 300-metre roll in its tattered box, the serrated cutting strip curling off at both ends.

"In/Out: A Scandalous Story of Falling Into Love and Out of the Church" - Steph Lentz

[hychlorions]

tried to dye klavier tsum but the dye got into his other parts. so obviously the only solution to this is to undo all his sewing and dye his skin while it's separated from his body. so i'm just drying him after washing all the dye out then it's surgery time 👍

[thebirdandhersong]

y'all I'm so out of it lolllllll truly this has been a Week and the week has just begun

[elis-corner]

hi el! guess what!

i just rolled you up in cling film and now you cant get out!

what are you doing to do now?

Now whatcha do that for?!

Good thing that stuff is stretchy enough for me to wrap you in here too >:D

[tenpixelsusie]

one thing i will give dp and w haters. why did they deydrate hugh jackman for dp and w

[black-star-kunzite]

Deadpool 3 was interesting in that I finally see what white straight humor is, and it also had best corporate guy Tom Wambsgans which was probably the best thing in the movie for me. Intro sequence should’ve really had him do those fucking dance moves right instead of halfass them like I want to see boyband realness bitch or do some ice-spice shit

You really wouldn’t get much out of the movie unless you remember/liked/or are aware of Fox Studios Marvel entries. The jabs or corporate supported jabs at the Disney conglomerate were alright if you just disassociate. The “90 year one” was the funniest and this movie will probably not save the MCU but maybe just keep the lights on just enough to get those minorities (the WOKE-CU) out there lmao

Some jokes landed but most aren’t really funny for me (which is fine my brain is rotted) but like it was like Pansexual* Promiscuous White Man played by Time Magazine’s Straightest Man Alive and Straight White Man™️ in goofy sexual hijinks or various white characters doing hypersexual/gay acts or saying hypersexual/gay shit at moments meant to inappropriate which is cool I guess bc gay sex is cool but the gag (heh) didn’t really work for me except maybe the car scene bc that was a fun sequence overall. Also I just can’t see “this Logan” as queer (even if the character is like a Bi backwater harlot in comic text or subtext n shit) like this one in particular is like straightest man to me (No shade to Huge JackedMan bc that’s one of the gayest names a man could have and I don’t doubt he could play a Logan with sugar cubes in the tank)

The somber moments should’ve been interjected with a Bwomp sound effect and played completely straight.

The bald-head-hoe was british. I wanted to slap the shit out of her smooth bald ass head every time she got screen time like I blanked out on entire scenes she was in bc of a deeply troubling unfulfilled desire to smack that fucking chrome dome like those sphinx cats with lotion. Idrc what she was on about really or like hate her as an antagonist (I do but for other reasons) or whatever

Cool dumb movie 👍🏾 I thought the costumes were really fun and I never thought I’d need Wolverine with the cowl and bright ass suit on in live action.

The fights were really fun too

[tspultradeluxe]

Bleh :3 (felt like shit today but forgot to call out)

[leadendeath]

cool thing i found :]

[pa-pa-plasma]

okay wait fr when was anyone gonna tell me those colourblind glasses are a huge scam

[facing-worlds]

ah the struggle

[deer-motif]

thinking about my dean bails and gets a cabin in maine post-canon fic. yeah

[beebonkbiki]

hes a clingwrap kinda guy

[elis-corner]

Mae govannen!

The cling wrap saga is so great!! Am loving watching it unfold, the drawings are killing me (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

Love, Alice 🌸

P.s drink more water!!!

I'm glad you've enjoyed the saga; it was fun to do! @katiky-png, we should do that kind of thing more often!

I promise I've drank enough since we last spoke! I get quite thirsty when it's cold for some reason.

Lots of love, El <3

[cowboyscrypt]

tattoos are FINISHED and im getting a cuban sandwich from the deli before i go home. my arms are burning tho

god i got here way too fucking early

[drawing-prompt-s]

Supernova Update:

Since I figured y'all might want a quick rundown of what's been going on with the sick trashcan kitten I found back in February.

[Update under the cut + Cat Tax picture]

I did keep her and she gets along wonderfully with my older cat Jolene. They play, cuddle, chase, groom one another (it's more Jolene grooming Nova and Nova then trying to WWE body slam her).

Nova has turned out to be quiet the parkour master and it's already pretty big for a 6 months old cat.

And speaking of her being 6 months, she got spayed on the past Friday (06/14). And it has been.... Huo boy. Interesting. Both Salem and Jolene were spayed at the foster home and shelter they were respectively at prior to my adoption. So this is the first I've had to deal with a spayed pet. Still cost me over $100 between meds and what I did have to pay with the spay voucher - I cant imagine how bad it would have been cost wise without it.

Supernova does seem bound and determined however to open her stitches no matter what I do. She did irritate and (I don't think open, but tear) at the top stitch while I was asleep. So we got that cleaned up and put some ointment on (vet approved). E-Collars don't really work though, we tried it and she went ballistic - like bashing her head against the wall repetitively and doing flips and rolls to get it off, we thought she would pop her stitches doing all that alone. I even tried clingwrap around her tummy because I can't afford one of those little cat jumpers to stop her. So it's been a fun attempt and keep her from ripping them open. And by fun I mean stress inducing.

But there is your current update on our local trashcan parkour king, my brilliant feline daughter, Supernova.