#cliffcee

[skybiie]

Have I posted this here yet? CLIFFCEE!! An old comm for my beloved @turbonicflaws I LOVE YOU I LOVE U SORRY I KEEP TAGGING U IN THIS WHDIAHAISJASK

[lanyu-orchid]

[turbonicflaws]

ILY the most

[piratesandcobras]

I love this red goober and his two blue babes

[blue-inferno]

"Flower?" 🌸

Wip ^^

[evetronia]

Cliffcee it’s a guilty pleasure ship

[flilisskywalker]

Arcee: You talk too much. Cliffjumper: Then shut me up. Arcee: *blushes* Arcee: Grr I don't know if you're flirting with me or just being annoying. Why our relationship is like this? Cliffjumper: Why don't we find out? Arcee: See? That's EXACTLY what I'm talking about.

[emergency-vehicle]

About Me

Madison | 24 | Vey/Vem, They/Them | AuDHD | Transformers Side Blog | Main Blog: @commandant-queer | Follows come from @stalin-bot

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Welcome to my personal brand of hell!

This blog is dedicated to Transfomers, whether it be the bayverse, Transformers Prime, Transformers One, or any other piece of Transformers media I am about to devour with a fervor that would make even Megatron tremble.

!! THIS BLOG IS NOT SPOILER FREE !!

If you wish to avoid spoilers, I will be tagging them with #spoilers and #TFO spoilers . After a few months of the movie being out, they will no longer be tagged. Just an fyi.

What you can expect from me:

My art journey. While I'm solid in other areas, learning how to draw cybertronians is a beast of its own. be prepared to see the long journey it takes to be decent at it.

Fanfictions. Fanfictions I'm writing and yapping about fanfictions I've read. I am feral and devour media at a pace faster than the speed of light.

Art reblogs. Whether it be funny, cool, or otherwise deemed interesting, its important to take inspiration from other creators. And, just plain fun to share.

Long winded rants about my personal headcanons. You might want to read them, you might not. It'll be mostly queer posting, and projection- as almost all headcanons are. Will be tagged with #headcanon and #[character's name]headcanon

Ships. I will have a ship list further down. It is inevitably going to grow with time. Its important to remember: im an adult and i can ship whatever the hell i want. cringe sets you free. with that in mind, for some of the more toxic ships, their nuance is not lost on me.

sometimes i post 18+ stuff. it's always tagged as NSFW.

Lots and lots of yapping. My personal posts are tagged as #yapping, so block that if you dont want to see it. I just like to talk into the void. If you also enjoy yapping, please for the love of god, join me in the brain rot.

PLEASE INTERACT:

Artists

Requests

Send me headcanons and factoids. I am a sponge, bone dry and ready to soak in everything the fanbase has to offer

Fellow Ratchet/Optimus stans

Fellow Starscream lovers (my rat boy 💕)

Feel free to suggest new media to me!

DO NOT INTERACT:

Zionists (just so you know, Optimus would crush yo ass. From the River to the Sea, motherfuckers 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸)

Conservatives

Any brand of -phobe

Dont come crying to me about hating my ships. I don't care. I've been in fandom spaces for longer than you've probably been alive.

Minors. Nothing against yall, just a lil uncomfy because this blog can be kinda spicy sometimes.

SHIPS! :D

It's a short list, for now. Ships will be tagged as shown on their bulletin point. For quick reference of how I view them:

- [S] Sexual

- [R] Romantic

- [QPP] Queer Platonic Partners

- [T] Toxic

With that out of the way...

Optimus Prime/Ratchet [R] [S] / [QPP] (depends on my mood lol) (my OTP) #optiratch

Megatron/Starscream [T] [S] [R] #megastar

D-16(Megatronus)/Orion Pax [R] #megapax

Bulkhead/Wheeljack [QPP] #bulkjack

Soundwave/Shockwave [R] #wavewave

Breakdown/Knockout [S] [R] #KOBD

Knockout/Starscream [T] [S] #knockscream

Arcee/Cliffjumper [QPP] #cliffcee

Megatron/Soundwave [R] #megasound

Ultra Magnus/Wheeljack [R] [S] #ultrajack

Aaaaaand that's it for now!! I hope you enjoy your stay, and as always...

[tid-liddell]

Translation:

Cliff:Well, Arcee, has your engine started working?

Arcee:Ah! A-aah…

Cliffjumper: I’m just giving her a massage, allright?

POV: Arcee had an engine problem and Ratchet asked Cliffjumper to give her a massage to make her engine work, because Ratchet himself had to repair his machines that were broken by Bulkhead

What were you pervets thinking about? It is SFW, nothing more ;)

Also it was originally inspired by a moment from Russian dub of G1. I dunno how it sounded in original dub, but it was a meme in an early 2010s

Btw it's an annual redraw

2021/2022

[cyber-neptune]

Tfp Cliffcee except they're both trans lesbians

(Hc from a convo with @blurrscuntyballs)

[poptimus-prime]

Prompt 7 with cliffcee??

There are three lists in the post, and they all have a 7 on them, so I'm just picking one. Sorry if it's not the one you want.

The lists

“You’re an idiot.” “But you love me.” (7 from Fluff)

AU where Cliff somehow lived blah blah blah.

It took them days to find Cliff after his life signal went dark. It was only by chance that he managed to drag himself to a cave close enough to the surface. He was detected when Ratchet and one of the newfound humans--the smallest, Raf--did another sweep for Autobot life signals. Barely present, but present nonetheless.

When Arcee came close to the entrance, she barked at the others to stay back. That she would be the one to assess him and extract him. Ratchet and Optimus couldn't argue--she was the smallest one there, and Ratchet would have a hard time squeezing his aft in there, let alone Optimus.

"Cee?" The voice was weak, amplified by its trip bouncing on the cave walls towards the bot. She got down and crawled toward the source, as fast as she could without compromising the integrity of the cave.

She found Cliff lying against the wall. There was a small pool of water at his pedes, and Arcee could see that he had packed mud onto his midsection to stop the bleeding at some point. It was arguably what kept him alive for so long.

As foolish as Cliff could be, he was incredibly resourceful.

"I found him, Ratchet. I'm going to stabilize him and then bring him out." Arcee spoke into her comms. Ratchet hummed in response, distracted from preparing his medical kit for more intensive on-site care.

"There you are." Cliff playfully snarked, albeit weakly. "Was wondering when you'd come to pick me up."

"You could have just called." Arcee snarked back. "And you picked a helluva place to wait. It was a miracle Ratchet and Raf picked up your signal."

"Busted my commlink when I hit my head." Cliff told her, weakly tapping the side of his head. "And who's Raf?"

"Long story...Forget about that for now." Arcee sighed. She knelt down with the welding tool and slowly started scraping the mud--now hardened into a rocky mass--away to stabilize him. As she did, the thought of Cliff engaging with Decepticons by himself a few days ago came back. "You're an idiot."

"But you love me." Cliff replied before hissing loudly from the pain of Arcee working on him.

"I do. But you're still an idiot."

[skybiie]

“I didn’t think I’d ever get used to Cliff’s constant chatter. Now… there’s nothing louder to me than the silence.”

Edited this slightly older piece!! Arcee my wifey I love you so much please u make me sob like a bitch/pos

Refffff

[brandwhorestarscream]

Why do you make sparklings so big in your invasive species au?

Cuz it makes sense?? It's always bothered me when people make sparklings the same size as human babies, or able to be picked up and carried around by humans. If their personal canon says that sparklings are born micro-sized then sure, but usually cybertronian gestation cycles in fanon show the carrier in question with a baby belly. If the newborn is causing significant distenstion in a 30 foot robot's body, then it's not going to be a 5 pound, 12-inch baby

Your average human newborn is roughly 20 inches long, only 5 inches shorter than the average adult human arm. The average adult human woman is 62 inches, average man is 67 inches. That means newborn babies, from head to toe, are already about a third of the size of an adult. They can seem misleadingly small because they're so often bundled up with their legs tucked in, but they're a lot longer than they get credit for. If sparklings scale roughly the same as we do, compared to their parents, they would be likely between 5 and 9 feet long at birth, depending on who their parents are. I mean, god, my nephew is only 2 and he already comes up to my hips, just a little less than half my size. Even very young humans aren't really that small when you think about.

Let's take Eavsedrop the Cliffcee baby, for example. Cliffjumper is her carrier and his canon height is 20 feet (I don't buy that, he seems considerably taller, but what do I know). If his newborn daughter is roughly ⅓ of his canon height, that means she's roughly 6.7 feet tall at birth. Even if we changed it and say she takes more after Arcee in terms of height, that means she'd be about 5 feet, right on the dot.

Regardless. Sparklings would be very large compared to human infants if we scale them similarly, which--as far as pregnancy goes--the fandom seems to do. Which I do. They'd also likely be at least a couple hundred pounds; cybertronian steel is incredibly resilient and tough, and their bodies are extremely compact. There's a lot of concentrated weight in their frames. There's no way in hell your average human would be able to just pick them up and carry them for long periods of time, if at all

Anyway. Yeah. Cybertronian babies are big

[turbonicflaws]

panel redraw from the TFP Comic :) I love Arcee and Cliffjumper

[healix17]

I need y'all to request some Transformers fanfictions to me in the ask me anything button, because I think I'm ready for requests.

Don't mean to be picky, but here's the rules or what ever the slag y'all call them.

1. Ships allowed:

MegOp (specifically Bayverse, that doesn't mean I won't do stuff like Tfp, Tfa and others)

BlitzBee (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠).

Cliffcee (Arcee x Cliffjumper)

Cygate (Cyclonus x Tailgate)

Ratchet x WheelJack /Drift

SoundWave x Soundwave/Megatron

Starscream x Windblade

*Sighs* Arachnid x Hardshell

KOBD [Knockout x BreakDown (If y'all want, you all can add Wildbreak)]

Tarn x Nickel

If y'all want then suggest some other ships in the comments.

And I only allow like seduction and mild mature scrap. Because if I right smut it'll be like "They kiss and fucked and fell asleep."

And I just realised human x transformers ship exist 😭. Nooooo!!!!!

And I think that's pretty much everything.

[blue-inferno]

Cliff and 'Cee part 2 ^^

Made a few changes here and there. Will render these lovebirds soon! 😊