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Relive Your Childhood with Original Gaming Hardware: A Guide to Finding Affordable Options
Relive Your Childhood with Original Gaming Hardware: A Guide to Finding Affordable Options Alright, so you’re one of those retro video game enthusiasts, huh? Well, let me tell you something – these old school games can cost a pretty penny nowadays. I mean, we’re talking about titles that were popular when mullets and neon colors were in fashion (wait, are those back in style now?). Anyway, if…
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i swear this video is gonna be called "PHAN IS REAL!!" or some shit and then they'll just read out the theories without actually providing any new information or context
#like yeah okay keep getting that clickbate money#but our poor hearts#i am going to be in a constant state of panic until the video drops#they have the power to do something earth shattering rn#dan and phil#phan#phil lester#daniel howell#dnp#amazingphil#dan howell
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Every now and then, I come across posts about how blonde mmc's should be banned because, apparantly, nobody wants that. We're in an era of dark-haired shadow daddies mmcs.
And I'm just like .... can we leave those guys in contemporary romance books, please. The basic bitchification of male characters in Fantasy, or more specifically, the Romantasy genre, is appalling.
We can have the most ethereal or whimsical descriptions of characters, but instead, the vast majority of people seem to want guys you can find at the mall!
The way this negativity around blondes have sky rocketed in recent times, I fear we might be facing a situation where authors are afraid to write such characters. This makes me so sad because my type kinda looks like this:
- Tamlin (loml)
- Thranduil
- Lucius
- Geralt
- Lestat
- Thor
- Prince Nuada
- Alucard (my newest love)
... yeah, you see a pattern there! And I'm not saying no to dark-haired mmcs, but give me the Aragorn types! Or let's go wild and have green hair or blue or pink. Literally anything!
If anyone has any recent book recs of mmcs that deviate from the new norm, drop them in the comments!
#i am annoyed 😒#the herding of book character looks abd even powers by booktok or bookstagram is so frustrating#dark haired mmcs combined with the description of shadow daddies arggghhhh#so you can dim the lights... that dont impress me much 🙄#pro tamlin#i guess 🤷♀️#blondes do it better 😌#LONG HAIRED BLONDES ESPECIALLY!!!#🫠🫠🫠#also there was a clickbate comment asking about blondes like Tamlin#my eye started glitching and now im here#i dont ever learn my lesson when it comes to comments - dont ever look at it! 😭
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Ive started pavloving youtube ads.
Like Pie ad blocker?? The MOMENT I get one of those "Black screen etxt ocean sounds" ads- I click.
Am I gonna download their software? Fuck no.
But whenever a lil intern checks the data analytics they're gonna go "WOWZA"!! And I hope to carry handfuls from the ocean into a well until one day the water turns clean.
#anyway yall should too#“reward” advertisers#who dont fall into annoying clickbate bs#they do it because it WORKS#so make it seem like the opposite does more#but also dont give in to their “good” ads as an excuse#otherwise they won.#sunny rambles#sunny psa
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At this point the hard launch of their relationship is a candid picture of them snogging in public with how on the nose they've been since reviving the gaming channel
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Trying to train yourself out of bad behaviors feels a lot like trying to train a calm a skittish cat
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i love strawpages… follow my twt for more content @itzjustfritz_ (this is my art on a straw page)
#ace attorney#pheonix wright#miles edgeworth#pookie#phoenix wright deranged lawyer (real) (not clickbate)#i’m mainly a twt user#my pookies#smooches them#squeezable like anime plushies
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I WAS LISTENING TO BABY BANGS (feat. Dadelynn) by Frances forever AND I CAME TO A REALISATION
ITS LITERALLY AMITY
#toh amity#the owl house#toh#frances forever#FRANCES FOREVER IS A TOH FAN REL! NO CLICKBATE#:3#amity blight#the owl house amity#Spotify
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5 secs away from a public divorce
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pangi???
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This headline amuses me to no end ("Wow! Käärijä hangs out shirtless in Finland with Eurovision star") because since when is it news that Käärijä is shirtless? Such wow 😮
#käärijä#joker out#bojan cvjetićanin#seiska's gonna seiska#but like#that's really weak clickbate lol
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Scott and Vincent are silly they should hug ✨
"....."
"don't even HUG me."
"whatever you say homie"
"....."
#swap night au#fnaf rebornica#rebornica#ask blog#They secretly kiss not clickbat after thisss#HEL BEFOER I CHANGED THE DESGIHHSS
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all i have to say that pit babe was the most clickbate show i’ve ever watched. never again. fuck the pr team that decided it would be fun to make us invested in FUCKING AIR. cheers.
#pit babe the series#I’m soooooooo angry#I checked the spoilers to know that it’s all fine and I have some peteway to come home to later but THIS#BITCH PLEASE WHAT THE FUCK#and that was the only bl after kinnporshe that got me hooked#thanks a lot you clickbate piece of shit
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IN LAYERS (picture version)
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Layer 5
#dolls#cosplay#winter outfits#warm clothing#in layers#snow pants#inspired by#but not really#due south#yep#just clickbating#still
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