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bunni-v1 · 2 years ago

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OMGG you wrote the first years finding out reader was a girl so well! i love it :D could i maybe request the same thing but for thirds years? thank you so much and have a good day :)

Third Years Find out You’re a Girl?!?!? (NOT CLICKBAIT)

TW: Rook and Lilia are creepy

Info: Trey, Cater, Rook, Lilia x Reader (platonic)

Tags: @kierancaz @danchann33 @arashrita

🍓Ahh, the third years… How I do love them. Please ignore my blatant favoritism in Rook… I just… I really <3 him. Truly, the third years are my absolute weakest character, but I hope I did them well. Remember, dorm leaders are on a separate post. Love you all, and enjoy <3

First Years

Ortho & Sebek

Second Years

Dorm Leaders

-Okay so, I know we’re all wondering, how the hell do you get away with hiding your gender for so damn long?

-Firstly, those ceremonial robes do great at hiding the figure. The only tell would maybe be your hair, but feminine men aren’t unwelcome at Nightraven College, so you mostly get a few questioning stares and that’s it.

-Secondly, Crowley wants to save his own fucking ass. He already has to hide from the press that he has a MAGICLESS student from ANOTHER DIMENSION here, he doesn’t need the fact that you are a woman ALSO on his plate. So, obviously, he helps you hide your gender from others.

-Grim knows, of course, and he keeps his mouth shut for a few yummy cans of tuna (and threats of being expelled from Crowley <3)

-Even when you were just a janitor, he couldn’t have the rumor that he put a “helpless” young woman to work. (Like it wouldn’t be expected.)

-So how do you two do it?

-Baggy ass uniform. Crowley gave you at least three sizes too big.

-Your figure is completely hidden. Sure, you look completely homeless, but at least you’re hidden.

-For your voice, you simply deepen it. After some point, you blackmail Crowley into giving you a potion to help with it, since it's so taxing on your voice. (Or maybe your voice is naturally deep!)

-Sam provides you (for an unfairly pretty penny (not too different from your original world…)) any feminine hygiene products you might need.

-Honestly, you’re set for being cared for, but it’s the adjustment period that’s the hardest part.

-Truly, it’s very jarring to suddenly be thrown into both a magical world and be isolated in a man's world with nowhere to hide.

-At least in your world you had other women who could understand your struggles. Here though? You’re completely alone.

-You notice how… messy some of these guys could be. How some of them smell… really rancid. -How rough they were with you and each other.

-Honestly, it’s kinda eye-opening. The way men show affection to each other is oddly refreshing to watch and experience!

-Ace and Deuce specifically are a good… trial run.

-That’s not what we’re here to talk about though…

-For the most part, it's incredibly easy to hide yourself for the first while on campus. Everyone on campus is so self-absorbed that they don’t bother questioning you.

-Your only real risk factor is Savannaclaw, but it's easy to avoid those guys (minus Jack, of course).

-However, you can only hide your gender for so long… It’s mentally draining to keep up this facade all the time around people you care about.

-So… how do they find out?

Trey

-Trey is a very good middle ground compared to everyone else in NRC.

-He doesn’t find out immediately like some people, but he finds out pretty soon into knowing you.

-Trey has siblings. Specifically, he has younger sisters he helped raise alongside his mother and father.

-He’s good at reading women thanks to his sisters. He knows many tells of discomfort, displeasure, dislike, etc..

-It’s different from how his brothers would show it, how others at NRC show it.

-He can’t even explain it, he just knows the differences and it makes sense to him.

-With you, he notices the tells. Notices that you deepen your voice and you shy away from the more… intimidating and touchy guys on campus.

-He’s not one to assume, though!

-He’s attended three years at NRC in the same class as Vil.

-He understands that gender expression presents itself in tons of different ways.

-You clearly prefer using he/him pronouns, Ace and Deuce use strictly male pronouns, so it’s not his place to say anything.

-Still… the way your eyes glitter when he praises you for doing well on your tarts reminds him a whole lot of his little sisters.

-It’s not till a bit later, shortly before Riddle explodes when he asks Cater that his suspicions are concerned.

-“Cater, don’t you think the new guy in ramshackle is a little…”

“Girl? Yeah, it’s kinda obvs.”

“Is it now…?”

-Cater pretty much lays out everything he noticed about you, and it matches up pretty well with what Trey was thinking.

-Still! Trey doesn’t want to force the idea that you’re a woman on you!

-What if you are trans, non-binary, or anything else? To assume something like that is completely awful, and he’s better than that.

-He’s not a troublemaker after all.

-So, during one of Heartslabyul’s tea parties, (much like many others at NRC), he pulls you aside just to get confirmation.

-“So, this might seem a little rude, but I want to make sure I’m respecting you.”

“…kay…”

“Are you a woman?”

“Didn’t Cater tell you already?”

-Oh. Okay. Cater was right. He shouldn’t have doubted him. Noted.

-You make him swear up and down that he won’t tell Ace or Deuce, and you move on from it like it's nothing. (You’re not sure you can trust Ace and Deuce to keep their mouths shut at this point).

-And, really, it should be nothing. Trey should just be able to move on and relax… but his brotherly instincts sort of act up around you.

-He’s not overbearing in any way, it isn’t a creepy thing that suffocates you… it’s just a notable increase in intake of Trey in your life.

-He invites you over to “try this new recipe he made” (an excuse to ensure you’re eating, because he’s confident Crowley isn’t providing you nearly enough nourishment).

-Sometimes he shows up at Ramshackle to pick up Ace and Deuce and ends up staying and helping you clean up after the disaster freshmen.

-Most importantly, he checks in on you and your well-being considerably more than he does anyone else.

-He has, in fact, called you little sis before as well. He was incredibly embarrassed by it and refused to acknowledge it happened.

-Cater does not let him forget that it happens, calling you “Trey’s honorary sister” every chance he gets.

-It’s not so bad though. Especially at the start, you really needed someone reliable like Trey to lean on when you needed help since Crowley would only do the bare minimum.

Cater

-Cater finds out pretty damn quick after meeting you.

-It's not the exact second he sees you, but very shortly after your first interactions… he gets it.

-As we know, Cater was sort of forced into being feminine and girly by his sisters — something he was completely uncomfortable with, but later forced himself to embrace.

-When he looks at you… how big your clothes are, how you artificially deepen your voice, how you’re clearly uncomfortable with both of those things… he sees a younger version of himself.

-Still… it's super not his place to bother you about something like that.

-He hardly knows you, and as your upperclassman, he should be a role model and not worry about superficial stuff.

-M’kay! It is no big deal for Cay Cay, he can leave it all behind him with no issue! Totally doesn’t bother him at all!

-…He’s a big fat liar.

-It’s not his fault okay! He just… can’t get that look of discomfort out of his mind.

-You looked so miserable :( You looked like how he used to look :(

-So, Cater, far more impulsive and honest than good old Trey, straight up asks you. (Privately, of course, he’s not a monster.)

-“Heyyyy, so, weird question… are you a girl? It’s totally cool if you’re not, I’m just curious.”

“…How did you know…”

-It kinda freaks you out a lot. You thought you were hiding it so well.

-Cater, sweetie that he is, assures you that he’s different from others.

-He’s got special circumstances that allowed him to notice what was going on.

-Promises he won’t open his mouth…

-He tells Trey less than a week later.

-It’s not his fault! He was on your trail already, he was gonna figure out one way or another!

-Other than the Trey debacle, he’s really good at NOT gossiping about it, believe it or not.

-He’s your reliable senpai after all :D

-He is your first official ally!

-Completely supportive of what you’re trying to do here, and is more than willing to be a safe space when you just need to… be a woman sometimes.

-You spend a lot of time with him after he finds out.

-His dorm is always open for you, even if Riddle hates it, m’kay! You can always come to your old pal Cater for help.

-He really helps you on selling the whole “I’m a man” act.

-He shows you easier ways to hide your chest so you don’t always have to swim in your clothes and helps you keep your hair styled in a way that either hides it or makes you look more masculine.

-He’s like the best big brother figure to have, honestly, and he remains one of your dearest friends through your whole stay at NRC.

-He’s someone to vent to, someone who gets what you’re going through just a little, and someone who’s really there for you all the time.

-Also very protective of your secret.

-The only reason Ace and Deuce don’t know for so long is because Cater is working overtime to keep them off your trail.

-He tells you all about his escapades and keeping them in the dark too, he’s so proud of himself. (Please praise him, he needs it).

-Seriously though, he’s such a sweetheart and he’s always there for you if you need him.

Rook

-Ah beloved lover of beauty Rook!

-He is quite the oddball, isn’t he? Always off in his own world spewing flowery nonsense all in “the pursuit of beauty” as he calls it.

-Most people on campus just call him a freak and move on from it.

-You’ve heard about him, of course. The stalker-hunter from Pomefiore makes the beastmen on campus tremble in fear (or annoyance, in Leona's case).

-You knew he existed, but seeing him was never really common. In fact… seeing anyone from Pomefiore was rare.

-You guessed such an elitist dorm probably wouldn’t want to mingle with someone like you.

-In Rook’s case, however, you couldn’t be more wrong.

-He was quite interested in you from the very second you’d interrupted the whole opening ceremony.

-You were… striking in his eyes. Not quite as beautiful as Vil, of course, but very eye-catching.

-While Vil insists you are a pest not worth Rook’s attention, he disagrees.

-Truly, he’s fascinated by you and your story.

-You from another world, who goes out of his way to hide such natural beauty with baggy clothes and messy hair… Ah! How his heart pounds in excitement, he must know more!

-So he does the only thing he knows how to…

-He goes on the hunt. For what? He’s not sure yet, but his hunches are rarely wrong.

-He follows you to classes, watches you get yourself into trouble and out of it, stalks you through the windows of ramshackle, and laments about his findings to (a very unimpressed) Vil.

-You can feel his piercing gaze on your back, but you never see him. It’s chilling honestly.

-It’s not until he decides to follow you to Sam’s later at night that he figures it out.

-You had purchased a large box of feminine supplies…

-He had gotten you, little trickster :)

-Now, since he had gotten his solution, he laid back on the whole… creeping on you in your dorm thing.

-He is a hunter, not a pervert.

-Leading up to the VDC, when you’ve decided to try out officially, you suddenly see a lot more of this mysteriously creepy Rook character.

-And, honestly, he was really nice!

-Sure he said a lot of needlessly long and poetic sentences, but at the end of the day, he would always wave at you in the hallways or offer to help you learn the dance for auditions.

-This was all a ruse to be able to get closer to you and uncover your inner beauty.

-HE convinced Vil it was a good idea for you to be manager, and HE was the one who offered to ensure you “didn’t cause any trouble.”

-And Rook, good as he is at hiding secrets, pretty much lets you know that he knows. Constantly you find him… flirting? Complementing? You… saying how badly he would like to see you cleaned up and in more fitting clothes.

-Nothing he’s doing is romantic… you think… he’s just very clearly interested in you.

-So, of course, you have to ask him.

“Did you… figure out I’m a woman.”

“Perhaps…”

“You’re… not going to tell anyone, right?”

“Little trickster, I am the master of secrets.”

-Honestly? It’s not so bad having him and the others in Pomefiore know.

-You really get to be yourself with Vil and Rook, so it's nice! Besides, you haven’t been prettied up in a really long time. You kinda missed it.

Lilia

-Ah, Lilia… beloved elderly man.

-He won’t lie and say that he isn’t incredibly curious about you too. Who wouldn’t be?

-A human from another reality with no magic, no concept of where they are, and no idea how to get you back.

-Very curious indeed.

-However, he has no reason to get himself involved in your business.

-You are a confident young lad, and clearly strong and capable.

-In the few interactions he did have with you, you clearly had your head on your shoulders and well-founded confidence in your own abilities.

-The only thing truly odd about you was… your face.

-He isn’t one to talk, he’s thousands of years old and he’s got quite (unnaturally) large eyes and soft skin.

-You, however, aren’t fae. You aren’t anything more than a human.

-Excuse his close-mindedness for just a moment, but if he wasn’t mistaken you look quite… feminine.

-Small(er) stature, baggy clothes, clearly discomforted by “manly” activities that your friends drag you into.

-It wasn’t his place to question, of course. He understands that gender isn’t easy to define, and his thoughts are only ideas from his past creeping up on him.

-Still… it raises some questions in his mind.

-He knows where his responsibilities lay, so he brushes his thoughts under the rug and moves on from the thought.

-That is… until he notices Malleus’… interest in you.

-The prince’s visits to ramshackle only seemed to increase after you arrived.

-As Malleus’ caretaker (and out of morbid curiosity), he must investigate you further.

-That's how you start… seeing a lot of Lilia. Like, too much Lilia. How in the world is he always there, it’s creeping you out.

-He’ll talk to you, sometimes, but most of the time you can feel his beady little red eyes watching you.

-You don’t know what you did to him, but it’s really starting to freak you out.

-You’ve seen his fangs, does he want you for a blood bag or something.

-You, being strong as you are, decide to just confront him one day in the library.

-“Okay, what’s your problem. You went from acting like I don’t exist to constantly staring at me like I’m your next meal.”

“Please forgive me, that wasn’t my intention. I’m simply… curious about you, and I didn’t want to scare you off by approaching.”

“I don’t think your solution to that problem was any less scary.”

-You give him the benefit of the doubt, and you realize this guy talks like your grandpa or something. He’s so old, it’s almost funny.

-You decide to start spending some more time with him, and you realize he’s really fun to be around.

-Despite his seemingly old soul, he’s rebellious and feisty, and he has an endless treasure trove of stories to tell you.

-He becomes a comforting force in your life, so much so you begin to confide in him your stresses and worries.

-Inevitably, you end up telling him how hard it is to hide being a woman. How only so many people know, and how exhausting it is to pretend to be something you’re not.

-“Does Malleus know?”

“Malleus…?”

“The man you meet in front of your dorm at night.”

“Oh! Do you mean Hornton? No, I don’t know if he’s good at keeping secrets or not.”

“He is not.”

-Lilia is more than willing to be a force in your life that keeps you happy and healthy.

-He is more providing and giving than Crowley is, constantly giving you little gifts and ensuring you have enough money to keep taking care of yourself.

-You insist that he doesn’t need to do any of that, but his fatherly instincts tell him otherwise.

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Prologue ll

(MCU!Adam Warlock x Ex-Avenger!Reader)

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Description: I live for angst, and this is going to be just a short few parts where reader rejects Adam's advances but slowly finds themselves being hit with the realization that they do indeed harbor feelings; although, not as strongly, but they were beginning to grow.

Warnings: mentions of canonical deaths, canonical violence, swearing, reader fell for Steve Rogers, alcohol consumption, (more will be added accordingly)

Word count: 1,771

If you're reading this then, yes, the description is clickbait cuz it doesn't happen till way later in this short ahh story I'm writing.

None of this is proofread.

Follows the MCU timeline so keep up!

However I’d like to inform you that this is very much simplified and is based around vol.3 of Guardians of The Galaxy as well as Endgame, a small brief moment of Love and Thunder and the Holiday Special.

Enjoy and pls don't come for me, I'm just having fun and simping for this golden mf :)

The first flight off of Terra was agonizing, the urge to vomit right on the ships floor was one of your first thoughts. Adjusting to your new life was going to be difficult, flying was already becoming one of those hardships. It didn't take long for the sickness to subside; the absolutely beautiful sight of stars and galaxies took your breath away. It was definitely a sight to behold, never in your life had you thought of ever leaving Earth, yet here you were on a spaceship rushing through the vast, endless space to who knows where, with an interesting group of creatures.

You were introduced to the whole group with a stoic expression, almost intimidating. As easily as it was for you to mingle with people that sickness came back tenfold as you jumped through a golden barrier.

Rocket wasn't too harsh with your introduction, mentioning you being a sweet doll who helped him, and Nebula settle into Terra during the first year after the Snap, welcoming them with open arms like they were family. He obviously left out the drunken nights he'd spent nagging your ear off with his sobs and passive aggressiveness.

Nebula stepped in to give good word as well, making you out to be this mighty badass which was high praise but honestly made you seem like someone who would bump heads with anyone and everyone.

That wasn't true, right?

Just as you finished that thought, her hand found its way up on your shoulder as she nudged you forward aggressively, it felt incredibly rude to you. You nearly snapped at her. You knew affection was not her strong suit, so you let it go almost as quickly as the anger rose.

That answered your question.

When you joined the Guardians, you didn't realize Thor had tagged along as well as his friend Korg.

It ended up being you, him and Korg being the closest of everyone else, which didn't come as a surprise. You'd spend most nights up drinking with Thor but not as much as he could, he could drink an ungodly amount and barely be getting a buzz.

Those nights you'd talk to them about Steve, you'd open up to him like one would to an older sibling and instead of judging you he would give you advice, a helping hand.

He taught you many things about Asgard, how it was before Ragnarök and his sister, brother and father. He would talk highly of his mother. He even mentioned Jane, and how he missed her deeply. Korg would pitch in a joke or two to lift the mood just enough for you two to relax. It was like a nightly therapy session for you both, never ending and oh so sweet.

Once you became accustomed to the others on the ship conversations ran smoothly.

You were everything Rocket and Nebula described you to be, a sweetheart with a short fuse who could be a badass in the field, a combination that oddly fit you well.

The missions weren't too hard, most would last less than a day and some lasting weeks. The ones you enjoyed were visiting different planets and seeing the culture, the food, the species. It never got old seeing such beautiful places.

When you weren't on missions Rocket would teach you some random technological stuff you hadn't really memorized as easily as he wanted you to. You stuck with it, even the random long tiring night up late helping him build and fix trinkets and weaponry were becoming like second nature to you.

Nebula on the other hand, would need your help fixing things around the ship as well as helping Rocket build new weapons. It never stuck to one thing though, she helped teach you the planets, galaxies, things to stay away from, who to stay away from, what precautions you needed to take and so on. Your relationship felt like a sisterly bond. She'd scold you, you'd argue back then bounce right back to being friends again like the broken machinery and tense atmosphere didn't happen.

Quill taught you how to pilot the ship, but it was mostly him asking questions about life on Terra and how the music industry is doing, even as going as far to ask for song recommendations when his music wasn't hitting as hard as it usually did. You learned from Nebula that her sister and Quill had a thing before Thanos tossed her off a cliff, a relationship that you knew had him broken up since she came back from the past. Unknown to anyone else you and Quill got quite close due to his habit of drinking with you, Thor and Korg. It was just another group therapy session with him included. It made those night more fun when him and Thor would bicker back and forth like second nature, then go back to being big saps about the women they've lost.

Kraglin had joined your adventures not long after, leaving this group of people called the Ravengers. He was someone who had spoken very highly of Quill, mentioning that him and another named Yondu raised Quill within the groups of Ranvengers. It was a lot to take in, but his explanation was simplified enough for you to grasp for the most part. You two practiced his use of his flying arrow or as you've come to know its name of a Taka arrow, powered by the fin atop his head. Kraglin had absolutely no control over the arrow when it would constantly piercing the wrong thing, not limited to Drax, yourself, Nebula and pieces of hardware. He was good fun to be around otherwise.

Drax, Groot and Mantis were just a bunch of goofballs. sharing their stories of past adventures.

Drax was very literal, and his honesty was like being hit by a truck. You were told by Quill how his species worked and how some things would go over his head if you weren't up front about asking him direct questions and giving him direct instructions. You two got along well with arm wrestles and brute force, which was entertaining for everyone to see. He talked about his life before the Guardians and how he lost his wife and child, something you could somewhat relate to but not entirely.

Mantis was very sweet and a bit oblivious to certain things, she wasn't annoying but very close to it. You enjoyed her company and how she would talk about her solitary life with Ego and how she became a Guardian. Her and Drax would bicker sometimes and she would end up hurting his feelings, only for her to magically make him feel better with a simple touch and instructional words. You hoped you hadn't already been rewired by her, which was now a constant fear for you as less threatening as she seemed.

Groot was a hard one to crack, not being able to understand a lick of what he said.

"I am Groot." Can only be translated to just those three words, you honestly thought everyone was joking that he said full sentence or just a single word, but as time went on you slowly came around to understanding most of what he was saying. He'd pop out a flower every now and again, different varieties of them but once he figured out your favorite, he'd be constantly giving you one. It was a sweet gesture especially on those days that had you stressed and wanting to jump out the airlock.

They were all very welcoming considering everything that had happened. It wasn't just friends, it was a family. As much as you loved and cared for the Avengers, this group had struck you in the heart much harder than they had. It was really a happy family, a family you didn't know you needed.

It was nice.

Life in space was vast, something new every day, but you enjoyed the celebrations after a tough mission; many of them included drinking and dancing, dancing was something you've come to enjoy and had a knack for. There was just something about having space right in front of your eyes that made it seem like life could go on forever and you would never get sick of it. it was like a never-ending adventure, but once again life had to slap you with a reality check.

Things were always changing and there was nothing you could do but watch it unfold and adapt.

That change had been Thor, who had business to attend too with a mass god murderer on the loose. He left abruptly which had left you with a much bigger hole in your chest than you would've liked. He even offered for you to go with him, but you knew it would hurt much more leaving the Guardians than it would be to let go of Thor.

"I will visit when I figure out what is happening. Please don't forget me."

Thor was so dramatic it was honestly something that you adored about the god but you knew he would keep his promise.

It was a very dramatic exit for the God of Thunder, he had everyone on the ship relieved of his departure especially Quill, who always had to rival against his attempts at claiming leadership. It was always an interesting interaction; it always had you folded over laughing your ass off.

You would miss that; you already knew it.

Everything after Thor left the Guardians was a blur. Once he left, the missions were a bit harder to deal with. You and Drax taking most of the beating and taking down more of the larger opponents.

The medical bay was always occupied by one of you, mostly Drax, who thought he could out rank you in strength by being a complete fool and diving headfirst into danger just to prove a point. You only stayed in the medical bay to rest after a mission, just to heal within a half hour to an hour depending on the wound.

Everything continued to move smoothly up until you had the bright idea of mentioning a home, like the ship wasn't enough for you. You thought they'd get offended, ague with you but to your surprise they had agreed.

That was when you all chipped in to buy the head of a god from someone called The Collector, a severed head of a god called Nowhere. It was a big fixer upper if they asked you, but it was definitely a nice start to having an actual home compared to sharing bunks and limited space within a ship.

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