#clever bastard

[drawingwilsoneveryday]

oh we're doing asks now huh? well in that case, mister higgsbury, let's play truth or dare. tell me what your deepest regrets are or do a cartwheel

[funblogoftricks]

WE HAVE A CODE DISTRICT 9, RAJAN IS GOING DISTRICT 9, PEOPLE

[dirtylittlecapitalist]

FUCKING- *defeated* yeah ok I'll reblog that....

You turn on the radio one morning to find another one of those Rap songs where every 4th word is a swear. Naturally the Radio bleeps it out, but you realize that it sounds familiar. You realize that the rappers are speaking in Morse code.

[arsonistblue]

ronan in his snow white era

[oraclememehacker]

Send this to 10 other bloggers that you think are wonderful. Keep the game going, make someone smile!! ❤❤❤❤

[themistdragon]

I'VE JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

IT WASN'T A VISUAL GAG OF MAKING HIM LOOK TALLER TO ALLUDE TO HIS SENSE OF SUPERIORITY OVER XAIDA

IT WAS FORESHADOWING

FUCK

[backpackingspace]

Odysseus with his head in his wife's lap, happily not paying attention to anything, humming one of athenas song and carving something

Some random guy: your majesty----

Odysseus: not bothering to sit up: whatever my wife decided is fine.

[misakarose]

Link Click | 1.03 x 2.12

[sunnysideaeggs]

If Rhaenyra married Daemon while Laenor was still alive and gave birth to Aegon and viserys, wouldn’t they be bastards too?

And if they are then Daenerys’ line shouldn’t technically inherit the throne. The next legitimate heir would have been Rhaena’s or Baela’s children but nobody knew

exactly anon, the show wanted to avoid the ‘bury your gays’ trope, but accidentally made bastards of all of rhaenyra’s children. or they could be legitimate: my personal pet theory is that the little rowboat that laenor escaped in was unfortunately ambushed by a mercenary ship, courtesy of daemon.

daenerys shouldn’t inherit the throne because the kingdom was rightfully conquered by robert, so she doesn’t have a claim to the IT by succession anymore. the targaryen line was replaced by the baratheon line. if we go by ‘lawful’ inheritance the rightful king is stannis and his heir is shireen, but again, the throne was (kinda) conquered by the lannisters, so now the baratheon line was replaced by the lannister line.

daenerys can win the 7K by conquest, and the ‘rightful heir’ thingy will only be a way to make her reign be accepted more easily. one big thing in asoiaf is that no one has an inherent right to the throne, and often the kingdom is gained by bigger army diplomacy. robert admitted it: he came and won the war, now he’s king. maesters brought up his grandmother rhaelle as a way to give him more legitimacy, but what could they do really? try and get him out of the throne and start another war?

if daenerys wins her conquest war the lords will make many excuses about her being ‘the rightful queen’ because she’s the last targaryen, but the truth is that no one can keep her from taking the throne even if she wasn’t. until another dude pops up and takes the throne from her and arguments about this new person being the rightful heir if we go by this tradition or blah blah come up again.

[misscrawfords]

I kind of want to write fanfiction of Odysseus and Penelope's first meeting. I love thinking about them when they were younger. The whole clever bastard x clever bastard ship is very appealing. I feel like both of them would have been absolutely unbearable. Penelope would have been subtler about it because she's got the smarts and she can play a long game and she has to navigate being a clever woman in a man's world and she's watching her cousins Helen and Clytemnestra being married off and she knows what her future looks like so she has to play it cool, but she's sitting in the corner and she's watching and she's waiting and ohhhhh is she judging.

And then you've got Odysseus. He's unbearable half the time in his 40s, can you even IMAGINE him at 20?? This dude. This dude is both the Worst and the Best man Penelope has ever seen. And as for Odysseus, who has never thought about having a wife he could actually like or talk to or share things with, this odd, quiet girl with the clear, knowing gaze is causing him to stop in his tracks for the first time in his life.

He's playing fast and loose with the lies, has to be the centre of attention, manipulates straight out of the textbook. She sees right through him and does it all better without a hair out of place.

[kazooyah]

the new tekken character needs to be someone vehemently anti Heihachi. no more anti Kazuyas, we have enough of those bitches already. we need someone who fucking hates that old bitch so much they do not care when they get hit with the “BUTS IT ALL KAZUYAS FAULT” ray

[loveisonlyforthebrave8]

i've been a little mia recently but i just need you all to know i'm watching jack & joker and i'm clawing at the walls of my cage obsessed with joke/war gbijtrkgngskjbdgjkgtrfghd that is all

[nickblaine]

omg never forget the season 4 Nick turning June in meltdown

it's true. but now that some time has passed wounds have healed etc i hope we can all appreciate how motherfucking HOT that entire sequence was

[duncan-rohanne]

i don't know what cuter, people still believing that daeron is alicole's bastard OR people believing that the so called abortion worked and maelor won't be that said bastard

[therealraewest]

Immediately following Marc having a heart-to-heart-to-heart with the rest of his system, he has another therapy breakthrough

He's joking! And he's also being honest, with his therapist and with himself. Admitting to being stubborn while also acknowledging the usefulness for that trait in what he does.

More jokes! Talking about his parents, unprompted? And his merc days?

By letting Steven and Jake have their space to exist, it seems Marc has also been more free to be himself. He doesn't have to put on a show or a brave face anymore, he can just exist.

[kindlythevoid]

Y'ALL!! I was exploring NASA's website (as one does) and I found out THAT WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE MOON?? And soon!! We're going back to the Moon in TWO YEARS and the mission is called Artemis (because ofc it is I love those nerds)!! Like, how cool is that?? We're living to see ppl walking on the Moon (again!!!)!!