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yourdrugisafartbreaker · 7 months

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#shitposting #clearly you don’t own a #sand thing #this is like one of the little novelties i kinda forget about then boom instant enjoyment #the way it flows is so great this is like my oddly satisfying tiktok thing #the box it came in says it’s supposed to look like islands but like they always look like birds to me

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all-lee24 · 6 months

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Miquella but he doxes you on the dark web for fun

#elden ring #I don’t want evil Miquella in a Griffith way #if he’s evil he better be FUNNY about it #I want smug ‘clearly you don’t own an air fryer’ Miquella

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crazy-ache · 6 months

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We are not the same.

Some folks: SJM foreshadowed a blood duel between Azriel and Lucien in the Bonus Chapter to win Elain’s heart/claim his mate.

Me, an intellectual: SJM foreshadowed the blood duel in regard to Lucien because he will use it to save Elain’s life, likely from Beron, because this time he will be powerful enough to stop Jesminda’s fate from repeating itself again.

#elucien #pro elucien #elain x lucien #elucien head canon #anti e/riel #yall this is called a red herring #this is clearly Zuko’s story from ATLA where he was helpless and lost everything to exile by failing to fight his father in a duel #but when faced in a duel again he will prove his power against his horrible dad #Lucien was willing to lay down his life for Feyre his friend #don’t you realize he is going to do the same for his mate?#and he’s going to WIN and save her because there’s no way in hell he will let history repeat itself #especially for his mate #Lucien would never blood duel out of jealousy #he acts with honor and loyalty #yall will see #this is a story of his growth and coming into his own power too and getting justice from his father #and I just know Elain is going to help him in some way #pro lucien vanserra

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circesoasis · 1 year

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I FORGOR TO POST THESE HERE 💀

Here are some whiteboard doodles from a little while ago LOL. Enjoy!!!

#homestuck #rose lalonde #kanaya maryam #aradia megido #vriska serket #went kinda crazy with the 6 colors Whiteboard has #I cropped out some text in the rose one that said #clearly you don’t own an air fryer #because it wasn’t funny #Circe’s Posts

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villainanders · 2 months

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So called morally gray women enjoyers will see a morally gray women and then claim she’s not morally gray so they can enjoy her

#I’m sorryyyyy you just cannot give her credit for actually ruling Ferelden instead of her husband #and then say she doesn’t have any responsibility for what happened in her kingdom during that timeframe. particularly in her own city #it’s not about the epilogue slides about the very clearly set up in game decision between a tested experienced ruler who WILL compromise #morals for her political endgame #and an untested inexperienced contender with a more straightforward ‘good’ alignment #why do you want origins to be a worse game with less interesting decisions. don’t get me started on Orzammar

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bruciemilf · 2 years

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I can’t really get into the parentification of Dick or “dadwing”, mostly because a big portion of people assign him the “healthy, perfect parent” trait as a dunk on Bruce. But they also want the “elder sister” angst at the same time, which just doesn’t mix.

Saying that Dick is the less dysfunctional option for his siblings is laughable because HE’S inherently a flawed human being with a flawed set of coping mechanisms.

I don’t see him knocking on the therapist’s office instead of putting on the mask. Do you?

If you want the big sister, get ready for the cruelty that comes with her. And we’ve personally seen just how good Dick is at hurting feelings.

#like it feels so…forced #Sibling dynamics don’t work like parent\child dynamics besties. When you’re someone’s parent you subsequently forfeit your personhood.#you have to be the patient one the responsible one the dependable one the problem and the solution.#and that’s very clearly always been Bruce’s role. and hey if you want dick to be a dad better get ready to hold him culpable for everything #always. but you can’t. cause dick isn’t a father #like ik it’s not that deep but it’s frustrating #text #dc #dick grayson #bruce wayne #also?? dick has his own kid??

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edwinisms · 3 months

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i like to think, as a hc or a theory (because it’s definitely possible), that charles has had a few kisses throughout his high school years, sure, but past that he’s undeniably a virgin– well, kind of undeniably, because I think he’d deny it if found out by trying to use technicalities (“I mean that one time there was friction involved–“), but to any reasonable person, and by occult standards (see: edwin being a virgin sacrifice), he’s a virgin.

and i think this because it seems like him to fib about his level of experience (like he did when agreeing he’d sleep with crystal, matching her level of casualness about it) when in the presence of people who do, actually, have experience, in the hopes he doesn’t come off as lame or childish. given what we know about his “friends” when he was alive, they seem like the type to have teased or bullied boys– especially in their own circle– who haven’t gotten laid, or at the very least would’ve thought less of someone for it. and given what we know about charles, i don’t think he’d be nearly as sleazy and inconsiderate as his group when it comes to landing girls with the primary intention of adding to his body count. and considering he’s only supposed to be 16? and has never mentioned any significant relationships pre-death? it just seems unlikely.

all that to say– I can see him maintaining that facade of experience and confidence literally right up until the moment it matters, and in the heat of the moment getting nervous and embarrassed because “uhhh. so I may have been exaggerating some things.” though he’s not totally clueless either, I think it’d take a bit of a soft heart to heart moment for him to be reassured enough that he won’t fuck up and hurt his partner to go any further.

anyway not sure what the relevance of this is, but it’s something.

#rambling #charles #dead boy detectives #charles rowland #that means almost definitely crystal is the only one who’s not a virgin. I don’t think I need to explain why #though that wouldn’t make intimacy particularly easier for her I don’t think. considering most of her experiences have probably been with #her Literal Demon Abusive Stalker Boyfriend #but I digress #trying not to put too much weight on ages when it comes to these kinds of headcanons/theories because. I mean. they’re not treated like #16 year olds by the plot nor do they look like 16 year olds at all and it really seems like they’re just sorta #pushing that fact off to the side and pretending it’s not there which frankly is understandable (but I do think since they already aged up #the characters from the comic they should’ve just went a couple years higher and everything would make more sense– just make them all 18 #instead then crystal and niko renting rooms on their own would be feasible and edwin could still have been a student at the boarding school #when he died; just would’ve been in his last year instead of whatever he was supposed to be canonically)#buuuut that being said I think that as a teenager in general it’s far more common than not to be a virgin simply due to the fact that #you literally have not had much time to get that experience yet. among other reasons #so. incredibly normal. but charles’ friends were the type to pick someone apart for anything less than masculine #including proving one’s masculinity via getting a woman under you #sad. like I said though it’s not like he has no game or anything; he clearly had some experience in making out and whatever based on #the scene with crystal. plus he was confident enough in his abilities to take initiative. but beyond that. yeah #I think this is the more interesting way to go too when it comes to this topic. in addition to being in character

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prisonpodcast · 1 year

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Now that #those people have moved on from the fandom can I just say that I’ve always felt like a lot of people (like the majority) of people who considered themselves loreheads never actually liked the lore. Like maybe the reason you kept complaining about every stream being “out of character” is bc you don’t actually like the canon characters, you liked the versions of them you created in your own head 😭

Like it was always “fanfic is always so much better than canon” “the ccs don’t know what they’re doing” and ofc the obligatory post about how lore is objectively really bad actually and people only watch bc they like the ccs bc OF COURSE we need to be catering to antis — and all this FROM SELF PROCLAIMED LORE FANS LIKE ??? I always just kinda felt like I was the only one who was here bc I actually liked the lore lol.

#SORRY COMPLAINING ABOUT LOREBLR AGAIN #like so many mean posts about it from its own fandom made me really sad actually #I was kind of self conscious for actually unironically liking it BECAUSE OF PEOPLE IN THIS FANDOM #like it was so weird. like if you don’t like lore jsut say that Whyre you trying to convince yourself that you like it when you clearly dont #I never understood it #.___.

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gavin-reed-is-gay · 1 month

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Gavin haters are not worth the energy it takes it argue with them.

#detroit: become human #dbh #gavin reed #so many of them are wrong #and are clearly just taking out their on personal issues onto him #either they love Connor too much #or Gavin reminds them of people irl that they don’t like #from now on anyone who hates Gavin is getting blocked #I didn’t give that much of a shit when I joined the fandom again #to each their own #but you can tell that the arguments against Gavin are just total bull and based on personal bias #mine #mine: texts #mine: dbh

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irisjoestar · 4 months

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#dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #izutsumi #clearly you don’t own an air fryer

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ozcarma · 4 months

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Does anyone else feel like the incinerator gun chair room from Zero Time Dilemma would have better fit C Team instead of D Team

#elaboration in the tags #zero time dilemma #zero escape #ztd #I think of this every time I watch a playthrough and get to that room #carlos ztd #akane kurashiki #junpei tenmyouji #c team #like just about any combination fits with the potential character growth both Akane and Junpei would have from it #I understand the main character is Carlos so if we were to keep it as him making the decision then I would have Akane in the incinerator #and Junpei in the chair #but if we’re going to throw ‘main character chooses’ then you could truly have either Akane or Junpei at the gun with Carlos in the chair #I say all this cuz there’s the obvious Akane incinerator parallels and I imagine it could trigger a breakdown for her #if Junpei is behind the gun would she beg Junpei to shoot Carlos to save her?#would Junpei see that Akane sees other players as pawns to save her own life? and if she doesn’t beg does it help Junpei #see the humanity in her? where he previously thought she was uncaring but here she clearly is to save Carlos at the cost of her own life #but my fave configuration is Junpei in the incinerator and Akane at the gun #it helps them see from each other’s point of view. how scared would Junpei be being in the incinerator and there’s nothing he can do #but rely on someone else? Junpei in characterized as pretty selfish in ZTD so this experience could have him empathize with Akane’s #‘selfishness’ in the previous games. realizing you’d do it too if your life was on the line #and Akane can see just how difficult it is being the one to directly have a hand in how people die or at least see their bodies.#and is it worth it to just save one person?#yes Akane’s games have a way for everyone to survive and win at the end. but in the moment the players don’t know that.#I think that configuration would do SO much for akane and Junpei to better empathize with one another during ZTD #this could’ve been a whole post but I wasn’t confident enough in my coherence to properly format it. so tags you get

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kaseyskat · 1 year

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combining this speech with the fact that hero’s been doing her own thing for years and that sparrows been very firmly forcing lark to stand down when we know he wants to train normal too and i think you’ll find that sparrow is still not as bad of a parent as y’all think he is

#dndads #kasey rambles #dndads spoilers #like yeah god hero’s entire thing is so fucked #but tbh if we blame people for their mistakes without acknowledging that they’ve ACTIVELY recognized those mistakes and seem to regret them #we’ll get nowhere in life #sparrow might not be the greatest parent and he’s made mistakes! he fucked up with hero!#but clearly. he knows that. and tbh it’s probably why normal was raised so differently #ultimately if this quest had never happened normal and hero both would still be happily managing their own lives #clearly there’s no pressure on hero anymore and normal never got any of that pressure so like #idk #i don’t like that people are jumping on sparrow again #he’s not the one still pressuring his twin to give their teen children a gun (lark)#it’s okay sparrow i forgive you

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spideyhexx · 4 months

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feel like some people don’t comprehend that partially the point of tbosas is that you can sympathize with Coryo. It never excuses his actions nor does it try to, but it’s way more complicated than Coryo just being ‘psycho’

#more on this when I post my notes from the book #it just irks me a little some of the interpretations I’ve seen but to each #their own #I just feel like coryo is a human and humans are complicated #at least from what I’ve read like I can obviously pick out the odd behavior and thoughts from him but at the same time #there’s parts of his thoughts that are so like #relatable and expected for someone in his circumstance #and I do think coryo and katniss mirror one another which is a whole other thi nd #thing #IDK #someone tell me you get me #because I just keep seeing so much about coryo being like straight evil the whole time and I don’t think that’s right and it does Suzanne’s #character work an injustice #also I do think he thinks he has a superiority over lucy gray and a sense of ownership but #it still feels more complicated than that #like it’s so clearly connected to his trauma of losing his mother and seeking out validation and love too #and that’s coming out in a toxic way instead of an actual love #god #kit talks #tbosas #coriolanus snow

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thepromisedbride · 4 months

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i don’t talk about bridgerton on here but just to clarify. i will not be having ANY eloise hate on this account. i will bite.

#eloise bridgerton they could never make me hate you!!#addressing the normal talking points one by one to get them sorted:#- no i don’t care that eloise called pen some names after the discovery. she was devastated and furious.#she can apologise in the future but in the moment of course she said it #- yes pen did write about eloise as a way to save her but that doesn’t mean it hasn’t possibly ruined eloise’s life #- similarly: eloise isn’t (just) angry that she was written about. daphne also went through whistledown and it very much terrified her #so have many other women including marina #- eloise is betrayed because she told pen everything and is realising pen told her nothing #(and she’s probably thinking about any secrets she might have said to her best friend that could now be used against the ton and her family)#- as claudio said: being regency gossip girl isnt a moral girlboss thing its deeply harmful tbh #- pen did have reasons to become whistledown! that doesn’t mean that she’s innocent or right!#- eloise isnt now friends with cressida to spite pen lmao she’s alone and scared and cressida was the last person who offered her friendship #she has no idea how to manage society by herself #(and she needs someone to improve the reputation of her and her family)#- im also convinced she has other ulterior motives for befriending cressida. like she’s keeping an eye on her or smth #- eloise didn’t just ignore anything pen said and that’s why she only just figured it out. pen deliberately didn’t speak like lw to hide it #the moment she did eloise was like huh that’s weird she doesn’t normally talk like that. and THATS when she figured it out #- eloise just found out her best friend has betrayed her and been hiding this massive secret #but she hasn’t told anyone. not even her own family. im not hearing out any accusations of HER of being disloyal #- also pen clearly wasn’t that upset at writing about eloise bc the moment eloise and colin upset her she went straight back to it lmao #side note but no i don’t think the queen is going to name her the ‘emerald’ or anything because she’s suddenly in the spotlight #eloise is tbh the only debutante she actually consistently recognised (for good or bad)#a new dress is not going to be interesting for charlotte to change her whole tradition #tl;dr i love eloise and i will die on this hill #eloise bridgerton #bridgerton

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spideyposting · 1 year

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he’s so babygirl here it’s stupid. he just got surprise-cuddled by flash (which implies this is becoming/has become a running joke between them, which is adorable, to parallel peter getting bullied or punted with basketballs by flash in the beginning of the movie) and he’s giggling, playing with his hair and ducking his head away all shyly like he’s smitten. i hate them

#I’M TELLING YOU I HATE THEM #don’t get me started on him wearing less layers to visually signify hes carrying less emotional baggage and feels more comfy in his own skin #or that he’s clearly wearing a white shirt or vest under his tshirt which is such a him thing to do bc he layers his nerd shirts bc its 2012 #or that i’m calling this white shirt a binder even tho i haven’t seen a binder with sleeves. simply let me have this #peter parker #flash thompson #spideyflash #tasm #live action #mine

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sailorsenshishitposter · 3 months

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Choso x Reader

⚠️ Spoilers for chapter 259 kind of

Choso:

You are anemic, are the oldest sibling or suffer from frequent insomnia and panic attacks.

First Date:

You were on your way home when you heard a soft noise. You thought that maybe it was a kitten hiding from the rain but what you found in the alley was in actuality closer to a sopping, wet cat. You found a man huddling under a cardboard box. He looked like he hadn't slept in days and seemed almost catatonic but the weirdest part was the tattoo across his nose. "Um... are you okay?" It seems like you woke him out of his mental breakdown. He began to wipe away his remaining tears. "... I need to find my brothers..."

"You lost your brothers? Don't worry, I'll help you file a missing persons report at the police station. For now, I'm taking you back home with me." Before he could protest, you picked him up bridal style and walked back to your apartment. After unlocking the door, you placed him on the couch and covered him in towels. "What are you doing?"

"Drying you off. Now hold still!" Suddenly he was hit by a strong wave of warmth (your hairdryer) and began to slowly drift off. He woke up to the feeling of his hair being redone. You then held out a mirror to him. "I'm not that good at pigtails so I hope it's okay!" Fastened at the sides of his head were two purple ribbons that matched his outfit. "I'm #### by the way. What's your name?"

"Choso..." Your stomach then started to growl. "Are you hungry? I can make you something to eat if you'd like." He wasn't sure what you were talking about. "What is hunger?" Your eyes nearly popped out of your skull. "You're joking right? Anyway I'm going to make some chicken nuggets." You then went to turn on your air fryer. Suddenly Choso let out a blood curdling scream. "WHAT'S WRONG!?" He then pointed towards your kitchen appliance. After turning it off, you went to comfort him. "I'll put on something calming..."

Before Choso could contemplate what a television was, he suddenly saw fire before his eyes. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Looks like you weren't going to ever put the fireplace channel on again. You then saw blood starting to pour from his tattoo. "What the fuck? Hang on, I'm going to get something!" A minute later and you returned with a bag. "What is that...?"

"Did you live under a rock or something?" You began to tear the package open when you heard him respond. "It was more like a tube..." Was he some kind of weird test tube baby? "That still doesn't answer my question. By the way, how old are you exactly...?" You then looked into his eyes and realized that none of this was a joke. "I believe I'm a hundred and fifty years old at this point."

You began internally panicking when Choso asked what you held in your hand. You could either tell him the truth or lie and you found the second option was looking like the safest bet. "These are... 'bandaids'.. (yeah let's go with that). People use them to help with bleeding." You then took the clean menstrual pad and began to place it over his tattoo. "That should help. Now what do you mean about being over a century old?"

He then told you of his life and existing with his nine younger brothers. "I recently lost Eso and Kechizu..." You then pulled him into a hug. "I'm sorry for your loss!" It sounded like there were only seven left now and you refused to ask if they resembled the dwarves from snow white even if your curiosity was killing you. "It's... alright. I still need to find the rest of them and my youngest half brother..."

"Half brother?" Choso then smiled. "Yuji... It was only recently that we met but I need to find him!" Yuji? That couldn't be the same boy could it? You then pulled out your phone. "It wouldn't happen to be Itadori, would it?" Choso would ask you what you were holding but he was too busy staring at an image of a boy with pink hair that was eating worms. "THAT'S HIM!" He then grabbed you by the collar of your shirt. "How do you know my brother!?"

"Calm... down... can't... breathe-" After he loosened his grip, you told him about how you were both students at Jujutsu High. "Let's go!" said Choso as he dragged you by your arm. You were now seated on top of the half curses back while he began to do the Naruto run. You made it to your school with a very anxious Choso. "Where could he be!?" Just before you could tell him that he was probably in his room, you bumped into someone and fell over.

You looked up and saw that you had run into the asshole otherwise known as Naoya Zenin. Choso was now helping you up. "####, are you alright?" The blonde scoffed. "She may be dumb but at least she has looks. Now if you excuse me, I'm off to harass my cousins-" Naoya felt something hit him and he felt blood drip from his now broken nose. "How dare you! Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!"

"All WOMEN ARE QUEENS!" Choso then raised his fists. Naoya was ready to fight and shouted "IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A THOOOOOOT!!!" Just as the half curse was about to use Supernova, the other man fell down. "Hi Mrs. Maki's mom!" Naoya now lay on the ground, bleeding out from a knife to his back. She then looked at you. "Please don't tell Gege that I was here!" She then went off screen. "Well that's one problem taken care of!"

The two of you rushed to Yuji's room and opened the door. Inside was a very confused Yuji and Todo. "####, what are you doing here?" You then pointed to the man next to you. "Brotha, are we going to finish our mukbang or not!?" Something then snapped inside Choso's mind. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY BROTHER!? I'M HIS ACTUAL ONII CHAN!" The two of them began to brawl while you setup your phone. "I'll help you film that video for your YouTube Yuji."

"Thanks! Ahh, the foods getting cold!" Yuji then began to swallow all the food, not even bothering to chew it. His jaw began unhinging like a snake. Now all that was left were the hot dogs. He finished a twelve pack in one gulp and then started feeling ill. "You okay?" You were about to get him some tums (you refused to let him use chalk as a substitute again) when you noticed black tattoos appearing. "Crap!"

"It seems the brat truly is an idiot. Those weren't hot dogs, they were twelve of my fingers!" It seemed like Yuji wouldn't be back for a while. "I wonder if anyone has every done a mukbang involving human meat before? Let's see if this goes viral." Sukuna then set his fingers into position. "Shall we?" It was now time to bring out his malevolent kitchen tools."EVERYBODY RUN!" you screamed. "OPEN!"

It was now two weeks later and the scandal about your school went viral in sorcerer circles. Yuji itadori, the main culprit, was no where to be found while Sukuna opened up a restaurant with his faithful servant, Uraume. Coincidentally, they were bombarded with one star reviews on Yelp. The main review at the top was from none other than Satoru Gojo. "He burnt my fries and my shake. I'd ask for a refund but in the end I just decided to give it all away to Ijichi." This is why he should have just let Uraume be the one to cook.

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