“broken builds” this. “use the orb” that. you fools. the true best strategy to beat honour mode is to encourage safer and smarter decisions throughout your adventure by roleplaying as none other than faerun’s central authority on occupational safety and workplace accident prevention legislation
OR: Results? To MY own self-sabotage? More likely than you’d think!
OR: I don’t CARE that the prophecy was self-fulfilling, I’m still angry about it! 😤
OR: Blitzø sweetie pie please go to therapy I know this great lady with a hotel where you do trust falls and talk about your feelings she’s like a block away from your office just pop in for thirty seconds please I’m begging you 🥺
you ever think about vex and percy being so stand-offish and snarky to vox machina but vex being the first one to call them all family and percy cushioning scanlan’s leaving by reminding them they are a family, and percy quietly confessing to grog that it’s nice to have an older brother again? you ever think about the fact that percy and vex, members of a party that — except on rare occasions — existed as a group of seven, had five kids?
“It could be that the loss of her children drove the Queen deeper into her darker desires...but, I don’t believe she was fighting against them that hard before that particular tragedy. No monster does.” (Patreon)
Bonus:
Hmm, wonder what he could cover those holes with :3c
Look, Infamous has always been one of my favorite IFs. I just think, and of course I'll be respectful, that you cater to your Patreons alot more than the public who already have a hard time buying food. The public gets nothing but your Patreons get everything. And i do mean everything, i have contacts. It's actually putting me off and I hate to say that. I don't think the public deserves it, I understand money makes the world go around and I know life's not fair. Um yea, that's how I really feel. I will always love your work but it's not right if I can't even buy food to eat I can't get all that spicy stories on Patreon. Have a good day 😔
I understand and I'm sorry but people are being kind enough to spend 3$ and 6$ on me and have helped me greatly and I'm simply thanking them by making it worth it 😭 plus I don't really think im doing anything unique in the IF sphere because that's pretty standard with authors who have patreons 😭 that's the point of bonus content, you don't need it to enjoy the demo which is still, again, public
the spicy snippets are still a thing and they're public + the valentines special is also planned to come out publicly and the demo chapters are still very public so im not really sure what you mean?!@!#@ have a good day! :)
Draco and Harry found a way to snuggle together while remaining as clueless, platonic best bros and it's a bit hilarious and very sweet, so I had to draw it :)
I’m sorry but it’s so crazy to me that people actually read this and came to the conclusion that Azriel and Elain are endgame. Without the bonus chapter, sure, it’s much more ambiguous. But this is some heavy foreshadowing. Imagine if Rhysand or Cassian thought this about another woman? We’d all be pissed 😭
i have no idea what the setup for it would be, but the idea of a fic in which gotham simultaneously learns that BATMAN and NIGHTWING, widely considered two of the most capable people in the world, are college dropouts AND that HARLEY QUINN was batman's classmate (and also that harley knows his identity, apparently? she insists she doesn't but no one is buying that he turned up to classes in the cowl) refused to leave my brain, and seemed like the kind of premise you'd get a kick out of.
This reminds me of the Facebook spam “Mark Zuckerberg was a college drop out!!” Because yeah, technically he was. But there’s a big difference between your buddy dropping out of community college because he didn’t like getting up early and Bruce Wayne, who dropped out of medical school to become a ninja and work through his trauma on a mountain somewhere.
I’m sure there’s a lot of Gothamites who play the “but Batman is a college dropout too!” card with their buddies 😅