#cldhart08

[daytaker]

Can I request a fic where MC is sort of a pathological liar? and they lie about stuff that ultimately doesn't matter, but they can't help it? Also, if it could be Mammon x mc centric that would be amazing, but it doesn't have to be. I love your writing!! bye bye

POV: You are cldhart08. You forgot you sent this to me. Two full months later, you get a notification that daytaker replied to your ask.

Pants on Fire

Ships: (Lowkey) Mammon/Reader, Beel & Reader Word Count: ~1.1k CW: lying (general), lying about medical conditions, bullying Mammon

So you're a bit of a liar.

"I was born with the umbilical cord wrapped around my neck. I wasn't breathing or anything, and my dad actually fainted.

...Or a lot of a liar.

"Did you know my second cousin actually dated Selena Gomez for awhile?"

One might even go so far as to call your lying 'pathological'.

"I actually have a severe tree nut allergy, so I'll pass on that. Thanks though."

There was never any logic to it. The lies just came out. You never felt guilty about it, because no one got hurt. So there wasn't really anything to worry about, right?

Wrong.

You sit on the floor outside of Mammon's room, hugging your knees, when a big, hulking form slumps down the wall onto the floor beside you.

"Oh... Hey, Beel," you say. You're not even trying to pretend as if nothing's wrong.

"Hello." He looks at Mammon's door, then at you. "Did you knock?"

You sigh, then demonstrate to Beel what happens when you knock on Mammon's door. A muffled voice comes from inside.

"Who is it?"

"It's me," you reply.

"I already told you! If you're a scummy, lyin' human, you can go eat nuts for all I care! I'm never talkin' to you again so you might as well stop wastin' both our times!"

"He's talking to you now," Beel points out, and it's hard to argue with his logic.

"Who the hell was that? Beel? Fine, then I'll only talk to you to tell you to fluff off, how's that?"

You rub your eyes tiredly and Beel leans in a little, speaking lower so Mammon can't hear him. "If you just leave, he'll come looking for you in about ten or twenty minutes."

"If I leave, he's going to think I'm not sorry." Hugging your knees, you shake your head. "I am sorry."

"Is this about the thing at the student council meeting and the nuts?"

You shudder at the memory.

----

You hadn't even thought about it at the time.

You never particularly liked nuts. Almonds, cashews, walnuts, chestnuts... not even peanuts outside their butter form. So when Mammon asked you why you declined to try a rather nut-heavy dish prepared by Barbatos himself, you simply told him you were allergic. "If I even get a whiff of them, my body goes into anaphylactic shock."

"What the hell's that?"

"Basically, my immune system goes haywire, and if I don't get the right kind of shot in the first few minutes, I'm a goner."

At the time, Mammon had seemed impressed by how close you skated to death, risking your life by casually allowing tree nuts to continue existing around you. And you? You'd enjoyed the brief attention.

At the time.

-----

That was weeks ago, so it was far from your mind as you accepted some human world trail mix from Beel while you sat, bored out of your wits, through another student council meeting. You picked out most of the nuts, of course, but in the end, you swallowed the imperfectly sorted handful.

And Mammon lost it.

"THERE WERE NUTS IN THAT!"

Diavolo, who had been in the middle of speaking, stuttered to a halt as everyone looked over to Mammon, who was simultaneously cradling you and screaming obscenities at an utterly bewildered Beelzebub. In the moment, you'd sort of frozen up and said nothing. Mammon...

Mammon was crying.

He was crying and yelling ridiculous instructions to everyone in the room and getting extremely angry when the others didn't seem to see what the issue was.

"They're gonna go into analgesic shock and die if we don't do somethin' fast! Do none of you bird brains get that?!"

He begged you to tell him how to get that shot you needed, that... what was it, an Apple Pen?

...It was several minutes before you were able to get the truth out.

Force the truth out, more like. Telling that truth made you almost wish you really had gone into anaphylactic shock. That seemed like an easier way to go than looking Mammon in the eye, in front of all his brothers and Diavolo, and explain that you didn't actually have that allergy. That you'd lied.

And of course, of course, the onus fell on Mammon for believing it.

Satan and Asmo sighed at how someone so stupid could function. Levi posted on Devilgram about how you'd epically trolled Mammon. Lucifer scolded Mammon for his overreaction, and Belphie just glowered at Mammon for waking him up with all his shrieking.

And you, you sort of...said nothing.

-----

"Ah," Beel says, nodding. "You feel bad that you made him look stupid."

"No," you groaned, frustrated at your inability to articulate exactly what it was that felt so off. "It's... He really thought I was going to die. I scared him. And then everyone treated him like a gullible idiot. So...I guess I made him look stupid, but..."

Beel stares at you. His expression is blank, but in a soft sort of way. It's oddly comforting.

"He got made into a laughing stock because I told him a lie, and he reacted to it....the way someone would react if they thought someone they really cared about was in danger. I feel guilty for lying and worrying him, and I feel worse that I just let everyone tear into him like always, when all he did was try to take care of me."

The door you're leaning against swings open behind you and you fall flat on your back in Mammon's doorway. The demon stares down at you with a mixture of righteous contempt and a flustered embarrassment that was so painfully typical of Mammon.

"Yeah! And you should feel guilty! You're a real asshole, ya know that?"

You blink up at him and offer a weak smile. "...Yeah, I know. I'm sorry."

Mammon folds his arms. "You really think you can just come snivelin' up to me and beg for forgiveness, and I'll just hand it to ya?"

Beel looks between you and Mammon, watching the conversation unfold with the same mild interest he'd show while staring at a somewhat unimpressive exhibit at the zoo.

"...Well, today just so happens to be your lucky day," Mammon continues. "The Great Mammon, the big guy himself, has decided to forgive your tiny mortal soul for bein' a total jackass and liar. You're welcome. Don't expect it to happen again."

Still lying on your back, you grin at Mammon. "Thanks, Great Mammon."

The demon clears his throat and looks away. "Anyway. Our turn to make dinner tonight, so..." With that, he walked right past you and darted down the stairs.

Typical Mammon.

[grimalkinmessor]

.... KIDNAPPING ARC???

Also I'm not sure reigen should be trusted with a braincell

:)

:))))

Also yeah no he shouldn't be but honestly I'm not sure how well it would do with anyone else 😭 But! You'll see! I actually didn't like Reigen at first because of his general sleaziness but I've very much grown to adore him 🥰

[hakirachan]

an incorrect quote inspired by my life: Mammon, cuddling Mc: *crunching noises in the background* Mammon, Pulling away: We're havin' a moment! Beel: and I'm having Doritos.

Priceless 👌

Okay, now that i think about it, i imagine all of the brothers would just be all over Mammon and MC when they’re cuddling just to annoy him.

Shit now I have to write that-

Thanks @cldhart08!

[ao3feed-todoroki]

Run with Me

Run With Me by cldhart08

Shigaraki Tomura was many things. He knew he was adopted but wasn't sure where he came from. He knew he was spoiled and didn't mind being spoiled. Shigaraki Tomura was many things

Dabi knew a lot. He knew his way around the city, from the slums to the mansions. He knew he was unwanted. Unwanted by his family, by his friends, by the government. Dabi knew a lot.

When the two of them met, it was an accident. The prince of the criminal underworld and the "Sreet rat" soon took a liking to one another, chance meeting after chance meeting. They brought each other flurries of new emotions, experiences, and revelations to shake their very foundations.

Words: 225, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: M/M

Characters: Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Shimura Kotarou, Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Sensei | All For One, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor

Relationships: Dabi | Todoroki Touya/Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Aladdin (Disney Movies) Fusion, Idiots in Love, Love Confessions, selling your son to pay off debt, Sensei | All For One's Bad Parenting, Manipulative Sensei | All For One, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor's Bad Parenting, Soft Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Dabi | Todoroki Touya is Not a Villain, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko Needs a Hug, Author Commentary, I talk to the audience lemony snicket style, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor Bashing, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko is Not a Villain, Shimura Hana Lives, Adopted Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Dabi | Todoroki Touya is Whipped, Dabi is Aladdin, Shigaraki is a gay little princess jasmine, Shimura Nao Lives, Kotaro is dead though, All for one is a mob boss, Childhood Trauma, Child Abuse, Canonical Child Abuse, Organized Crime, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko is a Dork, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko is Bad at Feelings, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko is Oblivious, Everyone Is Gay

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36752050

[grimalkinmessor]

i am the anon that is watching mp100 bc of you and. i love all of these insane characters. is everyone in this show bonkers or is it just the majority (im on episode 6)

Oh no yeah most of them are absolutely fucking nuts :D Reigen is usually the one holding the braincell, if that tells you anything. I think the only sane person in the show is Tome, and even then.

Have fun with the Kidnapping Arc!! ✨

[hakirachan]

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