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Jack and Clark smoked weed together by the way. Thought you should know.
#supernatural#spn#jack kline#jack spn#jack and clark#clark barker#Alexander Calvert told me himself#he also told me Jack shouldn't be treated like a baby/toddler#food for thought#klarker
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I desperately need more klarker in my life. I understand, Clark doesn't show up in more than one episode. But relationships are allowed to be short lived.
And, honestly, it doesn't even have to be romantic.
Imo, I feel like the best story for them is like... they're essentially friends with wholesome benefits. Clark likes Jack, but since Jack is a precious little ray of sunshine, he doesn't want to put pressure one what they are or what they do, but Jack enjoys affection.
The idea that he doesn't even really realise what he's feeling isn't platonic until he either makes other friends as well and/or talks to Dean and Castiel about the [romantic] nature of their relationship.
#supernatural#klarker#this is longer than i meant it to be#clark barker#jack kline#jack kline x clark barker#jack x clark#minor destiel#supernatural prompt#supernatural headcanon#supernatural idea
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all the potential jack ships r literally so funny because you got
> a girl that wants to kill and zombify him before they can start dating
> a girl that tried to kill him
> a boy that thinks he’s weird as fuck and is super into it
> a boy that thinks he’s weird as fuck and is super scared of it
very slim pickings honestly
#cal.txt#headache posting#jack kline#spn#supernatural#clark barker#eliot#sylvia#harper sayles#spn 13x01#spn 15x15#spn 14x16#at least yockey tried man#why didn’t they let his silly little psycho stalker gf storyline go further man why can’t we have anything here#why does god hate me <3
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Masterlist of polls for other characters
"Love of my life", "my best friend" etc are just names for the tiers. If you think that in your ranking system a character is at the top of your list and is your favorite, then you should vote for S tier. If you think that a character is good but not your favorite, then it's A tier. And so on (only exceptions are E tier and H tier, I think that they just kind of represent mixed feelings).
The picture and description are taken from Supernatural wiki
Write in the comments/tags to this post who else you would like to see on this list.
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DA JACKSTERS : A Jack-themed SPN Discord Server!
- 17+ server. if you are 16 or under we can’t let you in. sorry!
- fetishized/romanticized incest (this includes angel pairings) & pedophilic pairings are not allowed. RPF is also a no-go.
- we also have NSFW channels only available to those 18 & older!
we got plenty of channels, few bots (but we are open to suggestions), are very friendly, and just generally wanna have a chill time. mod applications are open!
join here!
channel overview: (plus ppl tagged)
tagged: @13x02 @deathlnthevalley @irondeficientf3r0ck @keistance @dakrapatops @als2726
#jvnk posts#jack kline#spn discord server#spn#supernatural#supernatural discord server#clark barker#harper sayles#spn belphegor
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Clark/Jack shippers deserved better
#dfvq liveblog#dfv queue#dfvq spn#spn13x1#rarepair demon#jack kline#my people skills are rusty#clark barker
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I love Clark Barker.
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thinking about jack and clark smoking zaza barely a day into jack's existence. like, all before he's said more than 50 coherent words. he didn't even ride a bike yet pleeeease
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Why did you both tag me in this?! I have too many characters I'm obsessed with!! I'm just gonna go with one.
Enjoy a GIF of a character that is less than one episode if Supernatural, the loml, Clark Barker.
Tagging:
@skyland2703 @hesploro12 @waiting-to-be-lost-at-sea @nobodymitskigabriel @prongsieeee @dedfandom-xwx
uh gonna start a chain. reblog with yuor fave character, one ur absolutely obsessed with. tag ppl to keep it goin :3
@sparrow-ceiling @littleeggrock @1dkreally @gayseball
#Supernatural#SPN#Clark Barker#Clark Barker Supernatural#Supernatural Clark Barker#SPN Clark Barker#Clark Barker SPN
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Midnight Pals: Physical Fitness
[at the beach] Sonia Greene: oh howard this was such a lovely idea! Greene: a romantic seaside picnic and just the two of us! Greene: and we've got your favorite food right here - untoasted white bread! Greene: isn't this nice? HP Lovecraft: [sweats, stares at ocean] right sure
HP Lovecraft: Hey! Quit kicking sand in our faces! Sonia Greene: that man is the worst nuisance on the beach! Aleister Crowley: [grabbing Lovecraft] listen here, I'd smash your face, only you're so skinny you might dry up and blow away!
Crowley: [to greene, as he manhandles lovecraft] look babe, why don't you drop that zero and get with the hero Crowley: i'll show you how a real man kicks sand in people's faces! Crowley: THE GREAT BEAST!!! DO AS THOU WILLT!!!!
Lovecraft: The big bully! I'll get even some day! Greene: oh don't let it bother you, little boy Greene: i'll fix you up a nice big meal, put some meat on those bones Lovecraft: and that'll help me build muscle? Greene: [sweats] um muscle? um sure yeah muscle
Poe: howard, you need to stop letting aleister pick on you Lovecraft: but he's twice my size! he's all buff cuz of all the mountain climbing! Poe: you could start working out? Lovecraft: you mean physical labor? Lovecraft: sport?! Lovecraft: [sweats] like a common cornishman?!?
Poe: you should try it Poe: a good regimen of rowing and swimming helped me build mass Barker: oh come on edgar Poe: no really! Poe: [removes shirt, revealing he is super swole] Barker: Barker: oh right Barker: right i forgot about that
Mary Shelley: listen up nerd you don't need exercise Shelley: what you need is one of these [flips switchblade] Poe: oh come on mary, what if he gets attacked when he doesn't have knife on him? Shelley: dunno, that's never come up
Shelley: next time aleister gives you shit, you give him one of these [pantomimes shivving] Poe: mary, violence never solved anything Shelley: it does if you're good at it Poe: Barker: ah ha ha she's got you there edgar
Lovecraft: Darn it! I'm sick and tired of being a scarecrow! William Hope Hodgson says he can give me a real body. all right! i'll gamble a stamp and get his free book Lovecraft: i'll just not eat this week to afford the stamp
William Hope Hodgson: are you "fed up" with seeing the huskies walk off with the best of everything? Hodgson: sick and tired of being soft, frail, skinny or flabby? Hodgson: i know because i myself was once a puny 97 pound "runt" Hodgson: today, I am two separate gorillas
Hodgson: give me 5 weeks and my body building plan will turn YOU into the bronzed adonis you were meant to be Hodgson: through a dynamic combination of cardiovascular training, lifting big kegs, and standing in the desert while getting your balls tanned by an ultraviolet machine
Lovecraft: wow, how's you get so buff?? Hodgson: from constant brawling during my navy days Lovecraft: w-wait Lovecraft: you're a sailor?? Hodgson: yeah you should know from my popular lecture series about how much the navy fuckin sucks ass Lovecraft: [sweats]
Hodgson: ugh, i tell you Hodgson: it's just impossible to pay the bills with pseudoscience fitness programs catering to mens' insecurities Hodgson: i'm gonna pivot to weird fiction instead Hodgson: that's where the big money is
Hodgson: what if a bunch of pig men attacked a big house Smith: [on phone] hey clark ashton? it's me! your cousin! marvin smith! Smith: you know that new horror genre you're been looking for? Smith: well, listen to this! [aims phone at hodgson]
#midnight pals#the midnight society#midnight society#clive barker#edgar allan poe#hp lovecraft#sonia greene#mary shelley#clark ashton smith#william hope hodgson#aleister crowley
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Previous | Ne-.. what, no next?!
jkjk.. NEXT!
Well.. that's a wrap folks! I can't believe it's almost been two whole years of Somnium! Thank you so much to anyone who's read along and gotten as attached to my guys as much as I have. I had no idea where I was going or what I was getting into when I started this, and what a beast it turned into!! Over 790 scenes 😱 I've had more fun than I could've imagined and although this is the end of Somnium, it's not the end of Oscar n' co. and certainly not the end of my storytelling ventures! But I'll ramble about my future plans in another post I think... Big kisses and hugs to you all on this momentous occasion ahaaakjsdkjd! 🤗🧡
Also! plz enjoy this silliness I faffed around with just for funsies...
#somnium#sims 4#storytelling#ts4 story#sims story#simblr#oscar finch#courtney mcmahan#aka#courtney finch#ehehe#robin finch#sidney finch#alton finch#noah finch#aspen barker#juniper finch#ivan harper#bruno clarke#matilda douglas#tristen burks#arthur mackey#kobe mackey#alma garcia#suzie sanders#miya foster#tommy dawson#rhys wesley#sara coates#cole palmer
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So, uh... I may, or may not, be writing a Midam college fic about Adam's friends slowly thinking he's crazy and then learning he's bodying with an archangel.
And it might include Clark Barker, because I'm a huge sucker for that dumbass.
And I was wondering if you would maybe be interested in maybe reading that?
#it's not technically an au#like regular canon divergence#but supernatural shit still exists#and i think jack will still be god but i haven't decided yet#either way it will have klarker#midam#klarker#michael milligan#archangel michael#spn michael#michael spn#adam milligan#adam winchester#clark barker#jack kline#it's got ocs though#supernatural#sam winchester#dean winchester#castiel#it'll also have hints of sabriel and destiel but that goes without saying with me
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falling down a rarepair rabbit hole with absolutely zero fanart to gobble up is such a despair to experience
#cal.txt#the rarepair in question is clark and jack ☹️☹️ my single episode meow meows#rarepairs#jack kline#clark barker#spn 13x01#knowing full well it’s only rare bc of ableism doesn’t help either … Hate it here#jackgirls we truly cannot have anything in this world
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The Night Walker (1964)
"Have you ever dreamed that you were flying, flying into strange places, far beyond the worlds we know? Yes, that's it: fly. Fly! Maybe you can get away after all... fly! Fly! No. There's no escape. Now you're falling, falling... and they say if you ever complete that fall in a dream, you'll be dead. Yes, there's death in your dreams, too. Death and blood and the realm beyond death - the realm of eternity."
#the night walker#1964#american cinema#william castle#horror film#robert bloch#barbara stanwyck#robert taylor#judi meredith#hayden rorke#lloyd bochner#jess barker#rochelle hudson#marjorie bennett#tetsu komai#paul frees#paulle clark#vic mizzy#enjoyable Castle hijinks‚ notable for teaming up Stanwyck with ex husband Taylor and for a wonderfully effective score of#jangly‚ discordant strings by Addams Family composer Mizzy. Castle eschewed his usual stunts and theatre gimmicks in favour of the high#profile Stanwyck Taylor casting‚ and there's no onscreen intro by him either (but the opening narration we do get by Frees overlays some of#the most impressive imagery in the whole film‚ visual interpretations of dreams and nightmares that stand alongside some of the best trippy#visuals of this era). the plot is so much hokum but i must admit it kept me guessing to some degree; Stanwyck is very fine playing against#type‚ and Bochner makes for a suitably otherworldly dream figure. the final black and white feature from Universal studios‚ the lukewarm#reception of this film marked the beginning of the end of Castle's reign as a horror king of US cinema. he'd wanted Joan Crawford for the#lead and that's a film I'd have been very interested to see but props to Babs on a strong performance#outside of the dream stuff this owes a fair debt to Hitchcock's Psycho (which had been Bloch's own stepping stone into the film biz)
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top 5 horror book recommendations? it's spooky season and i need to get my read on...
Hell yeah! Gonna break this down a little. First an obligatory rehash of books I always recommend for this, these are like all-time faves for me
Wounds/North American Lake Monsters by Nathan Ballingrud - can't choose between these two, so they're tied for my favorite single author short story collection. Nathan Ballingrud is one of my favorite writers of all time
Her Body and Other Parties by Carmen Maria Machado - a very very close second for my favorite single-author short story collection. Machado is a beautiful writer and finding an author writing such powerful horror from a queer woman's perspective was world changing for me.
The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson - COME ON!!!! You might have already read this but consider reading it again! Absolute classic.
The Cipher by Kathe Koja - dark, fucked up meditation on art and addiction and toxic relationships. I think about this book all the time. A guy finds a weird hole in his apartment basement and then everything goes wrong (first slowly and then very very quickly)
Red X by David Demchuk - talked about this a lot before too but I really do love it. Fictional story inspired by real life serial killings that took place in Toronto's gay village over decades. The author inserts essays throughout the book that makes it part memoir as well. A supernatural story about real queer trauma.
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Okay with that out of the way, here's some recommendations for stuff I think would be fun for Halloween specifically
Echoes edited by Ellen Datlow - OKAY CHEATING I ALSO RECOMMEND THIS ALL THE TIME BUT IT'S A PERFECT OCTOBER BOOK!!! Fuck-off huge ghost story anthology. Huge range of tones, pretty diverse group of contributing authors, it's my all-time favorite anthology.
Slewfoot by BROM - this one's got major autumn vibes. It's a story of a woman in Puritan New England who's accused of witchcraft. It's also a story about the devil. Kind of. The print version has really amazing paintings by the author, but I've heard this is also good in audio.
Come Closer by Sara Gran - this is a great little novella. Possession story that really packs a punch. I can't really say much more than that, but it's not a huge time investment and I think it's really worthwhile.
Carmilla by Joseph Sheridan LeFanu - if you can, get the version edited by Carmen Maria Machado (she adds in some great footnotes and it has some neat art too). This is a classic and also quite a brisk read. The original lesbian vampire story.
Silver Nitrate by Silvia Moreno-Garcia - here's a new release for you! I always watch a ton of horror movies in October, and if you're anything like me maybe you'll want to read a horror novel about horror movies. This story follows a female film editor in 90s Mexico and her washed up actor friend as they help a retired filmmaker complete his famously unfinished last film, which he had been making with a former Nazi occultist before strange misfortunes and the occultist's mysterious disappearance forced production to shut down.
Okay that was double the amount of recommendations requested so I'm stopping here. Haha don't look in the tags don't worry about it there's nothing there you're crazy
#ALSO YOU SHOULD READ THE LAST DAYS OF JACK SPARKS BY JASON ARNOPP. GREAT ON AUDIO#ALSO THE HELLBOUND HEART BY CLIVE BARKER WHICH IS THE NOVELLA HELLRAISER WAS BASED ON#ALSO RING SHOUT BY P DJELI CLARK WHICH IS ABOUT BIRTH OF A NATION AND THE KKK BEING LITERAL DEMONS#ALSO THE BALLARD OF BLACK TOM BY VICTOR LAVALLE WHICH IS A BLACK RETELLING OF THE HORROR AT RED HOOK#ALSO THE RETURN BY RACHEL HARRISON WHICH IS A BOOK ABOUT FEMALE FRIENDSHIP BUT ALSO LIKE. COMING BACK WRONG#ALSO HOW TO SELL A HAUNTED HOUSE BY GRADY HENDRIX WHICH WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH BUT ALSO WILL MAKE YOU HATE PUPPETS#ALSO THE GOOD HOUSE BY TANANARIVE DUE WHICH IS A HAUNTED HOUSE STORY ABOUT BREAKING CYCLES OF GENERATIONAL TRAUMA#ALSO NIGHT OF THE MANNEQUINS BY STEPHEN GRAHAM JONES WHICH IS A FUN AND SHORT NOVELLA ABOUT A HORROR BUFF TEEN VS. WELL. THE MANNEQUINS.#book recs
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🦇📚September 2024 Book Review (Part 1/4)📚🦇
Today is Halloween so in honor of that I pulled every spooky read from September and put them all together!
The Eyes Are The Best Part by Monika Kim
Ji-won's life has fallen apart since her father left her mother and her mother found a new boyfriend, George, a misogynist, condescending man who eyes out every Asian waitress. Adding to this stress due to her collegue studies and the persistent nice guy who won't take no for an answer, Ji-won starts having wierd dreams, dreams of bright blue, delicious looking eyeballs.
In terms of taboos, cannibalism ranks pretty high. It is deeply uncomfortable to hear stories about it yet it is an interesting question whwne it comes to moral vs survival. Yet I had never read a book that dived into the subject. What is interesting here is that Ji-won's hunger is 1) pretty specialised 2) entirely opportunistic and not driven by a need to survive. There's no point in judging the moral values of a fictional characters and I know that's kinda the point of horror as a genre but Ji-won's action sometimes made me really uncomfortable.
There is also a critique of misogyny and Asian fetishization which is well handled as far as I could tell. The father cheated and left with another woman, George to is cheating but he is even more disturbing than the whole eye eating thing, he is a creep, a cheater, demanding, borderline pedophile and just unsufferable as a person. If I was Ji-won I would have done more than hide is car keys in the fridge.
As for the end, it's wierd, it's just wierd. It's hard so say what was really murderous pulsions because George deserved it and what was Ji-won being sick, what was real and what was supernatural (if any of it was).
Overall it was a pleasant enough read in term of style. As for the theme I don't know if I like it or hate it. Maybe it's also a matter of setting, I usually like my horror a little bit less modern and down to earth but that is a matter of preference.
Ring Shout by P Djeli Clark
Just after World War I in the South of the US, the KKK is everywhere. Most of them are human, except among their ranks are hidden monsters just as dangerous as those men and women. Maryse and a group of resistant are fighting the Klan, through skirmish and sabotage but something more evil than before is brewing in Macon...
It has a really creepy but really cool twist on the Klan: there is still human member who embody the values of the KKK, and that's horrifying; but there are monsters with the same white form but wierd limbs, eyes and teeth. I love the author's way of introducing those supernatural elements: they are the first Klan members we see and it is unsettling to see them pounce on a dog carcass when you were expecting humans in costume. It's interesting to use real historical racist threats (the KKK, Birth of A Nation) and add to it a supernatural element while still maintaining the actual real life danger. It also raised the classic question: where is the line between man and monster?
I am neither American nor black so I can't really comment on the African American cultural aspects but they were really interesting and fitted well in the fantasy aspect of the novella as well as creating a contrast with the white side of Macon.
The characterization is great, I love the characters, Maryse and her comrade Sadie especially but the antagonist really brought the "Love To Hate Them" feeling for me. Also the Aunties, they are just the best.
I really liked it, but I might have appreciated even more with a deeper understanding of the period and the culture (too bad for me). Lots of actions, great characters and a really cool battle at the end, go for it!
What Moves the Dead (Sworn Soldier #1) by T Kingfisher
Alex Easton just arrived in the most rural and isolated part of Galicia at the request of Madeline Usher, a childhood friend. Her brother, Roderick, reveals what has been going on for the last months: Madeline is ill, dying probably. However some things sticks Easton as odd: why is Madeline sleepwalking all of the sudden? What is the white fur like substance growing on her skin? And what does it have to do with local superstition of Witch Hare?
Short but incredibly impactful. Fungi are really a freak of nature that works really well in horror: there's a ton of them, they interact with other living things in wierd ways and they are really hard to classify for non mycologist. The rewriting of Poe's classic short story The House of Usher is good, it keeps the key elements of the plot and characterization but develops everything around it. Roderick and Madeline are pretty much in character and I liked what she added to them. I liked Galicia, the country Kingfisher created for this story a lot: the land sets and atmosphere, it's cold, gray and wet. It also all happens in a very isolated place, ifused with traditions and superstitions that serves as foreshadowing and red herring.
Alex Easton also is a treat. A gender non conforming former soldier with no people skills whatsoever. The Sworn Soldier system is really cool and allows some ambiguity with Easton's gender that I loved. The PTSD is really well treated and adds both to the characterization and to the atmosphere. I also loved Angus and Miss Potter who added some much needed common sense to the cast.
I really loved it. The traditions, legends and history of Galicia are imersive and the way it tied supernatural elements with more natural but just as spooky threats works really well. I have just finished reading What Feat at Night, I heard somewhere that a third novella will be released somewhere in 2025 and I'm really looking forward to that.
The Book of Blood (Vol. 1) by Clive Barker
A series of twisted stories, from a serial killer on the subway in NYC to a theater of undead, not forgetting a monstrous man eating sow.
This was September's blind draw, let's say many of the book club members skipped this one. This is a collection of short stories, they vary a lot on theme, ton and unfortunately the enjoyment I took reading them: some where really good and disturbing, some where forgettable, some still baffle me six weeks later.
"The Book of Blood" is the prologue, and it sets the tone: creepy, characters that are deeply flawed and supernatural gory elements. It is also the shortest. It did well as an introduction but it wasn't very memorable to me.
"The Midnight Meat Train" left me divided: I was sold on the serial killer butchering people in subways. I was interested in the part where the city knew and let it happened. I was mildly disappointed by the supernatural element that fell a bit short after the adrenaline of the subway train scene. Yet it was interesting and well written.
"The Yattering and Jack" didn't left me much memories, except that it was quite funny. It is a Beetlejuice meet the Grinch kind of atmosphere. I liked the twist on the demon haunting that made the main character aware of what was going on but pushing through and frustrating the demon to no end. I never felt any real threat from the demon, though.
"Pig Blood Blues" is the gory twisted tale I was promised in the back cover: ghost, scary animals, possessions, ritual sacrifice and cannibalism; you name it, it's in it! Redwal's as a very down to earth character that you usually see in Stephen King's main character and his discovery of the giant sow who is at the center of human sacrifice rituals is just as satisfying. The sow itself gave me shivers, it is described in an entirely too human way to be comfortable. Lacey, a young boy that starts as the frightened victim scared of ghost and ends up just as monstrous as all the over character perfectly sets the mood. I was really wiered out by Redwall's attitude toward Lacey but his punishment at the end is really satisfying.
"Sex, Death, and Starshine" is my favorite but not the scariest! The living characters takes some time to realise that other are dead but once they do it's all fun and games and playing Twelfth Night in front of a ghost audience before going on a road trip! Just the tiny bit of whimsy, loved it!
"In the Hills, the Cities" is the most disturbing to me because I'm still wondering what the hell that was. Every years two cities straps themselves together to create a giant man shaped structure and they merrily go as a Flesh Transformer to the other city's Flesh Transformer. People die. Not because of the battle but because there assigned place in the comstruct is the sole of the feet. I guess I was supposed to feel some sort of eldritch fear but mainly I was working out the how and why and couldn't focus on the scary parts. Just plain bizarre.
#book review#bookblr#books#monika kim#the eyes are the best part#tripophobia#p djeli clark#ring shout#what moves the dead#sworn soldier#t kingfisher#the book of blood#clive barker#horror#horror books
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