#cipher tags

[thatonecode]

thanks for tagging me @raineyraven

Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Then, tag as many people as you have WIPs.

ouagh okayyyy fine for you rainey

i dont actually have that many wips i mostly finish everything in one or two writing sessions or i consider it incomplete and unfinished forever

they're pulling out the tarot cards (i fucking hate this) (marauders)

do you have something against dogs??????? (marauders)

take his name out of your mouth (you don't deserve to mourn) (marauders)

dude not this guy again . can someone get this guy out of my docs (batfam)

once there's time (spn)

first of many (spn)

post show for the rest of my life (og work, poetry)

god willing i finish . even just one of these actually .

im tagging !!! @pinkcowzz @my-critical-rolemance @doingthewritethings and @everwalldigan if any of you have any writing stuff you wanna share ! i dont have any other people to specifcially tag if any of my mutuals see this and have writing they wanna share consider yourself tagged !!!!

[candycatfalls]

Wait the book of bill appearing to Ford first is fucking HILARIOUS actually. Ford literally killed Bill less than a month ago, and Bill's still banking so hard on him getting him out of therapy that the book shows up in Ford's stuff MULTIPLE TIMES. Girl the situationship has been over for thirty years give it up 💀

[cornpapers]

[s0up1ta]

toxic yaoi or something idk i haven't watched gravity falls

[taffybuns]

REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYE

[winnie-daze]

The meme yeah

[arrowsperpetualcringe]

Man I gotta figure out how to draw his hands correctly

[limelemonchi]

I succumbed . sorry

[slightlyartist]

It amuses me greatly that the most normal day at the lab probably looked like this...

[mouseshift]

someone has probably already done this but

[against-all-odds-im-back]

[pooptoucher4000]

bill's number one rule of impressing a guy is to have fun and be yourself

[creantzy]

I just think this line was neat…

The first one in this row was me scrolling through blending modes and noticing this one has poster potential so yeah-

[krysmcscience]

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)

[espikola]

[candycatfalls]

ok yknow what. I'm not a big human bill guy, but I'm gonna vouch for twink bill cipher for a second. look me in the eye and tell me that an eons old eldritch being running around cosplaying as a 20yo human twink and being chronically obsessed with a 60yo gilf he fumbled three decades ago that is actively trying to kill him is not an objectively funny concept