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Crocodad AU where immidiately after having left Dragon and his baby boy Crocodile finds an 11 year old Robin. And while he's 100% only recruiting her so they can make a beeline for the Poneglyph and Pluton in Alabasta by the two of them... Crocodile accidentally sorta kinda adopts Robin.
At this point Robin's been running for her life from the Government for three years so her deep trust issues and fear of betrayal are starting to take root in her little heart. Like perhaps they haven't taken fully over yet, and being still a child I'm sure Robin might've still had that genuine hope that she could find a safe place to stay in. But I'm sure the though of "what'll he'll do with me once he gets what he wants?" would be nagging at her at the back of her mind. Meanwhile Crocodile's struggling between the pain and hurt he's already gone through and given him his trademark trust issues, as well as the aftermath of The Dragodile Divorce. But he also has his Fresh Paternal Instincts and probably misses his baby. So when given a small, scared child who is running for her life, being chased by the very same Government that'll want his son dead if they ever find out about him... Yeah that might fuck with your brain a little
You know this post was supposed to be just that first paragraph and just a few footnotes from the following two paragraphs. And then I kept on Having Thoughts. And I kept on writing them down. And oh no what happened when did this post get so long (Look I was going to either kept on writing my Additional Thoughts in the tags or I just put them in the actual fucking post)
Like considder this: based on this one SBS, we can kinda tell that if Crocodile was given a chance to raise a child, that child would be a spoiled little shit, right
So in this scenario, where Crocodile's looking after lil Robin, would he be kind of torn? Unsure how to feel about her?
Because on one hand, this strange child would have the potential to not only ruin his plans, strip him of his Shichibukai Privileges by outing him and his plans to the World Government, but also put his son in grave danger by extension (if she found out about him having been involved with the Revolutionaries and/or having a child). But on the other hand, his paternal instincts could make him want to spoil this poor little girl rotten. But only because he needs to (perhaps literally) buy her trust so she'll behave. No other reason, he doesn't feel sorry for her one bit, no sirree. (But maybe he did feel sorry for her, since his son could very well end up exactly like her. Poor little thing) (Which is why he needs to nuke Marijoa out of orbit as soon as possible, no matter the cost, and this child can't get in the way of Crocodile protecting his son) (But also this is a child. Like how bad could she be. Besides all he really needs to do to win her trust is be nice and make her feel safe, right?)
Of course, while I'm suggesting Crocodile could have some parental instincts, realistically, he hasn't actually spent any time being, you know, a father to a child (looking after his newborn for an unknown though short amount of time aside), so it's possible he wouldn't even know how to parent Robin even if he wanted to, would he? (Like taking care of a newborn and an 11 year old kid aren't the same either) So if he was kind of just emotionally flipflopping between No Trusting Ever and It's Just A Kid for God's Sake, Crocodile trying to be nice to Robin to make her feel safe and then telling himself to stop being so soft and vunerable... Yeah that would make for an absolute mess of a relationship. (Not to mention, let's be real, dude's a scary motherfucker too, and a bloody giant compared to itty bitty baby Robin. He could keep on accidentally scaring the shit out of Robin (who would be On Fucking Edge To Begin With) by just Being Himself. Like for example, can you fucking imagine if he caught Robin trying to cheer herself up with a little "dereshishishi" only to tell her to stop because "it was stupid"? 'Cause I can imagine him doing that, and boy howdy would that make Robin feel bad)
Or who knows, maybe Crocodile was just Born To Be A Dad, maybe he just Fucking Gets It. Like Crocodile is canonically pretty good at manipulating people to do what he wants them to do (see: how he played Vivi like a fiddle), so knowing Robin's position and understanding how she feels, maybe he COULD completely nail how she needed to be treated. Not being too familiar but still making her feel safe and happy, knowing exactly when to be stern and when to spoil her, etc. Dude just goes off and wins the Dad of the Year Award while being a deadbeat dad himself. The only thing Crocodile would have to worry about then would be making sure HE doesn't get too fond of her. And certainly that could never happen, he's so in-touch with his own feelings and so grounded, he's not a softie, get outta here. Or maybe he does but never realizes until it's too late and good luck backpedalling on those emotions now dumbass
Alright so, the reason I went on that whole rmble is just that like. I'm so interested in the relationship Robin and Crocodile already have in canon. I'm so facinated and curious about how the two feel about each other, considdering they did spend 4 whole years of their lives together as criminal business partners, though neither ever trusted the other. A partnership that was only ended because Robin betrayed Crocodile, out of her own trauma. (God, I want to see these two "reunite" so bad, I want to know how they feel about each other now after the timeskip and Robin joining the idiot in flipflops who foiled Croc's plans)
My question here is just that... if they had met 13 years earlier, would things have been different? Especially if Crocodad Real? Because as I mentioned in the begining, Robin would've been on the run for only 3 years by this point, as opposed to 16 years before running into Crocodile. Simultaneously, this would be before Crocodile went onto spend an entire decade all alone, slowly losing his marbles in his emotional solitude. They'd both be emotionally traumatized, yes, but would it have been as bad in this scenario? Like I did start this post kind of joking about Crocodile adopting Robin, and for clarity's sake I don't think they'd have like a father-daughter relationship nececarily. But it would be a strange relationship still, because we'd have two broken people, both struggling to trust anyone. One who had lost her mother and her only friends, leaving her all alone and afraid while running for her life. The other a father who had just given up his son whom he probably missed dearly. Both having these holes in their hearts from loss of family, holes that could not be filled with replacements. But could they find comfort in each other anyway, because they still as people occupy similar roles to their respective loved ones? If they both could just get over those trust issues?
Okay I've been going off on the Emotional Side Of Things for this AU Concept, THERE'S PLOT TOO
So if Crocodile did pick Robin up like 19 years ago, that should be before he set up base in Alabasta, long before he had built is homebase and financial empire etc.
Now the thing is, while we don't know when, where and how Crocodile learned about the Ancient Weapons, Pluton specifically and how the lead on it would be in Alabasta... Considdering Crocodile did once upon a time aim to become Pirate King, it would make perfect sense if he had learned about Poneglyphs during his past adventures, as he would have needed to get the Road Poneglyphs to find One Piece. And while the World Government did bury the truth about why Ohara had been burned down and why Robin had been given her bounty (remember, the WG claimed it was because she had sunken a fleet of battleships, which she had not, it was because she could read the Poneglyphs), considdering this is a Crocodad AU specifically, you could totally make an argument Crocodile could've learned about what actually happened to Ohara from Dragon and co. So, just to make this AU work, you could just assume Crocodile learned about the concept of the Ancient Weapons from Dragon. And who knows, maybe he overheard the truth about why Robin had been given her bounty from Dragon too (maybe Dragon was able to get intel from Garp in secret) or while going to Marijoa himself to attend a Shichibukai meeting or something IDK.
Maybe he learned about Pluton being in Alabasta before finding Robin by accident, and maybe they made a beeline for Alabasta the second Croc recruited Robin. Travelling takes time and the guy would've most likely had to find an Eternal Pose to Alabasta just to get there (also canonically Robin didn't enter the Grand Line until her 20s so they should've met in West Blue probably, since that's where Ohara was) Or maybe Crocodile had to haul Robin around for a few months while looking for That Missing Piece of Information that would lead him to Alabasta. (Imagine the two travelling from like island to island, library to library, Crocodile trying to find that leads while Robin's just so excited about ALL THESE BOOKS (she's helping too with the research) (but to her, research is playtime, so she's just having the time of her life) (Also, notice how Crocodile's Theoretical Child is a fucking loser ass nerd? Yeah Crocodile would encourage Robin reading and studying, surely. And that would be fucking cute))
But like, once they set sail to Alabasta...
Sure, Crocodile could try to do it The Slow Way that we know he tried in canon, building trust and creating his little empire etc. But also, in canon, Crocodile couldn't have jumped into action head first because without Robin, even if he had found the Poneglyph he couldn't have read it and found the location of Pluton. Crocodile choosing to do it the slow way may have been partially because he didn't have much of a choise and it could've felt like the smarter move long-term.
But in this scenario, he already has Robin. Yes, he could do it the slow, secure way.
But what'd be there stopping him from infiltrating Cobra's palace and kidnapping him (in the night, when nobody suspects a thing), demanding Cobra to spill the beans lest Crocodile kills him and/or his pregnant wife* (*Vivi was born 10 months after Luffy so depending on how long it's been between Crocodad leaving Luffy behind and this scenario... Yeah either the wife is there, still pregnant, or there's a newborn Baby Vivi)
Like it'd be a risky move but depending on how ballsy Croc's feeling and how confident he feels in being able to kidnap the king without being noticed... Yeah he could probably do it. And I'm sure he'd have no problem killing Cobra either, if anything it'd be required if he didn't want the Government to find out he was out to find Pluton, and god knows Cobra would tell on Crocodile if left alive. I could see Crocodad being maybe a little iffy about killing Baby Vivi though (it's not like the newborn baby could report him to the WG anyways), but if nothing else, he just needs to be able to pull off the bluff of his life to convince Cobra to do as he's told. And we all know Crocodile's good at convincing people.
The only question is, how would Robin take that?
Watching Crocodile go into Full Murder Mode, hearing him say he'd kill a pregnant woman/a newborn baby if he didn't get what he wanted? Like yeah, I'm sure 11 year old Robin would be fine with that, that wouldn't make any alarm bells go off in her head at all, it'd be fiiiine. IT WOULD NOT BE FINE, SHE'D BE SCARED SHITLESS. That fear of "what will he do with me when he gets what he wants"? Well, Robin may not have found the answer to that question in particular, but she certainly found the answer to the opposite question, and it's not good
So say Cobra, kidnapped (perhaps with Baby Vivi) by Crocodile in the night, guides the two to the Poneglyph under the tombs. Crocodile puts Cobra out of his misery because he's not needed anymore. And he asks Robin to read the Poneglyph for him.
Robin, who has spent the last little while, be it weeks or months with Crocodile, him having become her "guardian", the thing keeping her safe. Crocodile, who has now shown how cold blooded and cruel he can be. Robin, who might be scared out of her mind. Of him.
And the Poneglyph says Pluton, the thing Crocodile wants, isn't there. It's in Wano.
What's she going to do?
EDIT: I wrote a sequel post, enjoy
#Moon posting#OP Meta#Sir Crocodile#Crocodad#Nico Robin#THIS POST WAS AN ACCIDENT. I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED. WHY DID I WRITE THIS. WHAT DEMON POSSESSED ME#I'm sure someone's written this already right#Right#Surely this fanfic already exists#Please tell me it exists#I dunno what to tell you I am not immune to a Juicy AU#Anyway on a more wholesome side of things: Robin accidentally calling Crocodile ''dad'' and he just inhales and swallows his whole cigar#Nearly chockes to death. Gets burns on his throat.#Robin feeling less alienated because of her DF ability because Croc has seen weirder AND is made of sand himself#If anything if they're literally by themselves then Robin being able to literally lend a hand to Croc at any time could be extremely useful#Like. In regular life situations. 'Cause Croc only has one hand. And Robin as many as she wants. Perfect duo.#(Also if they were travelling on like a small ship then it'd probably be built for a Tall Motherfucker like Croc right)#(Robin's ability would just make the ship more accessible to her and Croc would find that independence good)#Robin still gets a codename because Croc can't have anyone realize who she is. Maybe she even wears like a mask or summin' in public#If Crocodile's openly trans and the news of him transitioning recently broke out. Like. No avoiding that convo eh#Baby Robin's like ''...I read in a book once that some reptiles can change sex but I didn't know crocodiles could do it too''#''💦.../Humans/ can't do that normally either''#''Hmmmm. Weird. I don't think being a girl would suit you though'' // ''...I'll take that as a compliment''#I just. I think they could have really cute interactions if they warmed up to each other after a little while#And I'm Extremely Normal about that
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I'd like to think the reason Crocodile was the only person in his cell in Impel Down was because he kept biting the other inmates if they got too close, and after a few throats got ripped out they just stopped putting others in there with him.
#man may dress to the nines wear jewelry fit for a king and smoke expensive cigars but on the inside he is F E R A L#sir crocodile#one piece#headcanon
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they are so similar sometimes …. guh
#wheres that one Maintaining The Agenda Is Our Top Priority kizaru panel#but the agenda in question is crocsmoke#so different but also so similar at times …..#pirate and marine . tall guy and even taller guy . black and white duo kind of#then theres them both smoking those fat ass cigars 24/7 . having intense beef with luffy for some reason .#both being some of the first logias we meet . both defying the wg ….. Yeah#also that whole convo in alabasta where crocodile called smoker a wild dog#whatever That was . okay man#please does anybody hear me does anybody see my vision ive been obsessed with these guys for months#sir crocodile#white chase smoker#one piece#screw it#crocsmoke
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Idk Cross Guild kissing their true loves
#one piece#digital art#buggy the clown#dracule mihawk#sir crocodile#the cross guild#cross guild#Mihawk x Wine#Crocodile x Cigar#Buggy x Hot Dog#and then they kiss each other or some shit
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I love that Crocodile managed to get his whole fit back (in the all black goth edition), fresh hair gel and big jacket included, in Newkama Land because it implies the Newkama had a selection of butch fashions available
and from that there had to be a population of butches (and drag kings) and they were only not depicted due to cowardice (😔)
#I think they gave him all the rings and the cigar cause he was their butch king for the brief time he was there#the newkamas’ on their knees tying crocodile’s shoes I saw you 👁️👁️#crocodile’s escape priorities: 1- Serve Cunt. 2- retrieve favourite henchman 3- apply minimum effort while rubberboy explodes the path out#sir crocodile#<- while typing this tag I got so overcome by the idea of 8ft tall butch lesbian crocodile I accidentally typed ‘sir butch’ 😔#impel down#newkama land#one piece
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🐊Sir Crocodile Stimboard🐊
🏜🏜🏜|🏜🏜🏜|🏜🏜🏜
#stimboard#stimboards#anime stimboard#anime#one piece#op#sir crocodile#one piece crocodile#sand stim#sand storm stim#cigar stim#cw cigar#tw cigar#kinetic sand stim#crocodile stim#cigarette stim#cw cigarettes#tw cigarettes
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#cigar#smoke#smoking#cigar smoking#masculinity#masculine#stud#dad#macho stud#cigar stud#cigar daddy#cigar dad#hairyman#hairy#real man#real men smoke#smoker#cigar smoke#cigsr smoker#cigar master#cigars#cigar brother#bro#brother#cool daddy#hot daddy#daddy#cigar sir#sir#bearded smoker
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John “Soap” MacTavish
Mission: “Cliffhanger”
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (2009)
#sir the way you flicked that cigar 🥲#i’m smitten#the snow in his beard is the cutest#soap mactavish#john soap mactavish#call of duty#modern warfare#modern warfare 2#activision#infinity ward
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One piece smoker anthro figure as a wolf. Only after finishing I discovered he has an outfit without his jacket and wearing a leather halter for his jitte and I was outraged since I could have done that instead (totally for ease of details for the coat).
Progress pics below
#hugin scribbles#one piece#op fanart#smoker op#smoker one piece#sculpting#anthro#somewhat furry?#first time doing an upright figure and god legs are such bastards#also trying to get his jitte straight made me wanna bite someone#also sat there for a moment staring at his abs and pecs when i finished#handrolling the cigars was annoying as hell like sir please why do you need all of them. your outfit is ridiculous
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tagged by @inafieldofdaisies to do this bad sex meme template so ofc i had to with the current brainrot. tysm for the tag!
tagging @lunar-cherries @silkcrowsocs (i need to see doffy and sylvana in this) @marivenah @simonxriley @carlosoliveiraa @theelderhazelnut @finding-comfort-in-rain @kyber-infinitygems @corvosattano @stuckinthewrongworld @captastra @onehornedbeast @leviiackrman @malewifefirestar @illmetbymoonlight @nightbloodbix
#had so much fun with this#oc: luna shiranui#one piece oc#brass knuckle pirates#x: lingering like a cigar on his lips#crocodile#crocodile one piece#crocodile x oc#sir crocodile#sir crocodile x oc#bad sex meme#one piece#op oc
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In all the fuss about this
people are missing the real issue which is this
To paraphrase @the-hole-in-terzos-shoe 'I need to be sat on his lap sharing that cigar'
#both are so so hot to me#but the cards and the CIGAR!!!!!#SIR EXCUSE ME#terzo#papa emeritus iii#papa iii#paintless terzo
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You wanna know what I like? Take a look
You wanna know my name? Call me "Sir"
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No because i need to be SNUGGLED by a giant man that smells like smoke and rich cologne.
I gotta be CUDDLED and wraped up in a giant coat and held on a big man’s lap like a cute little pet.
I’ve got a candle going rn thats like- i cant even describe the scent as anything except rich man smell like it smells like a good fucking cologne. Its mahogany and teakwood and SOOO FUCKING GOOD like its a really strong and intense smell but its not sweet or butter its just GOOD AND MASCULINE AND idk what that even means but it smells like Sir Crocodile so we’re cuddling
I’m like LITERALLY half his size since hes so big but all the more to envelop me in the biggest hug.
Him kissing the back of my head so softly while he does paperwork or hearing that voice rumble low praises and compliments to me…
Ugh im so- GAY
#personal#CrocFoxx#sir crocodile#i am a SIMP FOR HIM#but also its a good fucking scent#idk i like woodsy scents like pine or cypress or mahogany or sandalwood#somethin about that shit is ADDICTING to me#its like so comfortable and also smells like good fucking cologne#like it smells SO RICH and like im snuggled in crocodile’s lap#sometimes when the candle starts to get tot the bottom and starts to get real smokey#i imagine thats his cigar smoke#idk wtf a cigar smells like#but in my brain its that#even if it’s probably not#anyways im being weird about candles#LET ME BE SNUGGLED!!!#sir crocodile x zayne foxx#self ship#self shipping
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Sir leopold
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