#christmas with the andersons

[slut4megantheestallion]

I need all of them so badly 😩

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

[creativelycomplex]

“Claudia was an unforeseen joy…we were a happy trio.”

[thatssoygor]

and for Todd Anderson, Christmas was never the same again.

Christmas Eve at the Grave, 1896

Dead Poets Society, 1989

[abbyscoochiecruncher]

Merry Christmas you filthy animals

Wish she was under my tree💔

Getting her, her classical music discs and feminist literature for Christmas🗣️

[koomaqu]

Cozy winter boys for my #HankconAdvent24 contribution!! Thank you so much @connor-sent-by-cyberlife for hosting the event! ❄️🩵❄️

You can see previous and upcoming contributions on their twitter!

[cataclysmictide]

i hope you get everything you've ever wanted and i hope i never hear a thing about it

happiness - taylor swift/everything everywhere all at once (2022)/white ferrari - frank ocean/unknown/unknown/o superman - laurie anderson/the same story about my mom - lynn steger strong/unknown/unknown/i knew it, i know you - gracie abrams/merry christmas, please don't call - bleachers/defying gravity - the wicked cast

[vladlen4i]

Christmas market for #HankconAdvent24 Many thanks to @connor-sent-by-cyberlife for this lovely event!!! 💙

[vintagefairryy]

this song is so them coded i just had to make this, i have so much love for them ♡

[eciiipsed]

"he's so me" i announce loudly about neil perry (i then proceed to be an exact clone of todd anderson)

[obsessedbyneon]

Pamela Anderson Lee in Rolling Stone, 1996 🧑‍🎄

[rainbow-pop-arts]

Doing my 11-yr-old self a favor cuz she never drew DBH fanart

[evanpetersbf]

Santa baby, slip a Zabel under the tree, for me.. 🎀🎄

[iamblue15]

Stop Motion is Orange🧡

[diiebu]

Happy late Christmas and Happy New Year everyone! It was a fun year...full of Alan Wake ...

It warmed me heart reading all of your reblog tags and comments, and I'm glad to have you all here with me. THANK YOU!

And see ya all next year!!

Bonus sketch with these two idiots

[bloodofakashainme]

All I want for Christmas is to bear your children🎅🏾🎄

[a-curious-squirrel]

Baby it’s cold outside ❤️