#christmas man

[angedemystere]

Submission for #thechosenholidaychallenge for Week 4 with the theme Light.

[videoevil]

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Every Christmas, the guilt. I buy tickets, I panic and cancel them. I don’t buy tickets, I watch prices in guilty misery till they climb too high for my budget.

My parents are not bad people. My dad misses me. He’s lonely too. My mom’s been gone for 3 years.

But it’s not that good either. I’m not out to my dad. So much of what gives me joy in life is either uninteresting or offensive to him. What do you say to a man whose world is too small for you? As little as possible.

What’s a holiday? Who do you owe it to? What does it mean to “celebrate”? Will the real loved ones please stand up?

I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know

[pangur-and-grim]

my aunt who thinks I'm a weird little freak stopped by my house for the first time, and she was so clearly oggling everything and pursing her lips. I said "and that's the bad man" and pointed to my life-size puppet, and she didn't even respond.

[sunsetsands]

Season's Greason's to all who celeason's

[egophiliac]

everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.

(okay, there is one more thing)

[ijustwannahavefunn]

New video 📸 Full video is on YouTube ❤️🎄 Merry Christmas!

[honeypawsart]

MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM OLD MAN YAOI!!!

[hellsitegenetics]

Merry Christmas!

[thundersoothers]

John Price who does whatever his wife wants 🫡🫡 MA’AM YES MA’AM!!

I think he’s a lover for real and is a sucker for his wife like whatever she wants he will do or he will get. Calls her “The Missus” and “The Wife” but will never call you “the ball and chain” and frowns at people who call their wives that

He’s all “my wife this” and “my wife that” blah blah blah I love my wife yes my wife my wife my wife

And when you come home with a dog at 2AM drunk as fuck sobbing over it because you found it on the street and it’s so cute and little and you’re like “pleaseeeee please baby it’s so cute I know you said no pets, but pleaseeee!” he’s like oh my fucking god, fine. Yes you can have the dog

And he’s the type to say I don’t want the dog, it’s yours not mine, but then you come home after work and he’s training it how to protect you, and also he says no dogs in the bed and then he will cuddle the dog to sleep while you have to big spoon him

I love this man I wanna be his wife

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[a7estrellas]

PEDRO PASCAL Tulum, Mexico 🇲🇽 | via laurenalexander

[courfee]

christmas season at the wolfstar flat

[bunnwich]

panel from an upcoming project.💀🖤

[summertimenoir]

Myrna Loy in The Thin Man (1934)

[zooophagous]

Good Yule everyone!

[egophiliac]

still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)