#chrissie brand crackships

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Thank you, anon whoever you are, for giving me the idea to ship these two.

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you guys are out here shipping eddie with anyone and everyone and i think that's wonderful

billy makes sense because they already have a lot in common and eddie and chrissy work well together and were immediately good at making each other feel comfortable and safe

even after his 'popularity is bullshit' revelation in s3 steve is still quick to call eddie a freak, but after knowing him for what? maybe a few hours? he's like alright this guy has no sense of personal space and he's loud and hyper so i'm just gonna let him do his thing and stare unashamedly at his lips every time he talks to me

but eddie and jason??? that is a crackship if ever i've seen one and it still works so well and makes complete sense because, to make a long story short, eddie is completely irresistable to anyone who has the good sense to say hi to him and no one absolutely NO ONE is immune to his weird freaky brand of charm and that's probably why the duffers had to kill him tbh

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Ding diiing! The results are in and we've got some t.. truly wild results! I'm definitely not going to be able to draw all of these right now but I'll be able to do some maybe. I'll go with the ones that caught my eye because s- some of these are crazy to imagine...

Valentino x Dukat

Angel x Bashir

Alastor x Damar

Adam x Weyoun

Husk x Janeway

Lucifer x O'Brien

Charlie x Chakotay

Niffty x Sisko

Velvette x Mirror Kira

Vox x Garak

Vaggie x Seska

Emily x Boimler

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Had an absolutely horrible idea for a ship, nothing good can come of these two meeting

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Is this ship even a thing or have I created some horrible monstrosity?

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But who is the biggest danger in this relationship??

Also small bonus heartbroken Jesse I drew in the corner

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Cue Fukuma mistaking Ragna for Ronaldo

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Dean, did you service Oberon, the king of fairies?

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Jesse is such a nerd, this crackship makes a weird amount of sense

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The size difference between these two though

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Sya attracting an oni's affection seems accurate actually

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They never even met but I must always ship my favourites

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May I present to you budding psychopathic child x dumbass crooked cop

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I sure do love drawing dakimakuras that only I will enjoy

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Something something I got an idea for a new ship, and I love Stanford

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Armoury officer vs serial killer

This isn't going to end well