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Сидит русский, пьет самогонку и закусывает соленым огурчиком. Подходит китаец и спрашивает:

— Ты выпьешь стакан водки?

— Выпью и огурчиком закушу.

— А два?

— Два выпью, двумя огурчиками закушу.

— А сто?

— Ой, я так много огурцов не съем.

SORRY FOR CHINESE’S SULU, ITS FOR THE MEME. Russian anecdote 👆🖖

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my thoughts will follow you into your dreams

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akanei6no_Sora

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akanei6no_Sora

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*flirting* if you had to kill me how would you do it

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When Alixus was punishing Sisko for not giving into her cult, she should have forced him to rape O'Brien.

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HOW WONDERFUL.

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU AS WELL.

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big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up

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Sir… Sir — Sorry, Sire

I couldn’t help but draw him in his new outfit <3

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the idea of torture genuinely turns me on, mainly psychological. please manipulate me and fuck with my head. make me cry and beg. alter my perception and thoughts. do whatever you can to just fucking break me.

minors dni.

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“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).

let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.

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bear anger

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Deltarune prediction :P

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"rings"

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