#chriss has favorites

[fredmundo]

the universe after buck continues to miss the fucking point:

[evie-sturns]

𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐱 - 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐨

summary: it's your special day, your 20th birthday! chris hasn't given you a present all day, and nothing seems to be going to plan, but he makes up for it later.

contains: public sex, smut, fluff, soft dom!chris, swearing, crying.

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8:54am

i wake up to chris planting kisses all over my face, a stupid grin painted across his face.

"chriss.." i groan, rubbing my eyes as i sit up in our double bed.

"happy birthday!!" he says, pulling me by my arms up onto the floor, im so unstable i stumble over.

my birthday has always been my favorite day of the year, everyones attention were on me, it was just going to be a stress-free day with my friends, my boyfriend and his brothers.

"shit." chris says, picking me back up, holding me in a bridal position. "you excited!!" he says, placing me back down on my feet

"love you chris." i smile, walking over to the wardrobe and pulling out the outfit ive had planned for days.

ive known chris for 11 years, he was my bestfriend until 1 year ago, when he became my boyfriend.

i strip off my pyjamas, leaving me revealed as i scramble through the shelves to find underwear.

i feel chris's eyes laying on me, "you feel elderly yet?" he says, breaking the comfortable silence.

i scoff "very."

"you look good for how old you are" chris jokes, walking over to my side.

i see his hand reach out, but he pauses instantly when the door rattles. "y/n!" i hear nick call out, i can hear the smile on his face.

"im butt naked right now nick, ill be out in a few!" i call out, chris shakes his head with a grin painted across his face.

"gross." i hear nick say back, slightly quieter this time.

"nick its 9 in the morning what do you take me for!" i say, pulling up my skirt, and readjusting my tanktop. i get on my toes, planting a kiss on chris's nose before unlocking the door.

im met with nick, a bunch of balloons in hand with matt standing next to him. their face light up as they see me.

"you're looking kinda wrinkly.." matt says, pulling me into a hug.

"do i actually look old cause you're the second person to point out my 'aging'" i ask, nick handing me the balloons

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12:06pm

nick, matt, chris, madi, nate and i have been hanging around the sturniolos house for the day, i've spent the majority of the morning laughing, until a pile of wrapped presents from my friends appears in front of me.

i open them all, thanking whoever gifted it to me with a hug.

chris doesn't give me one though?

i brush it off, maybe he just forgot.

to make things worse, ive just been told madi and nate were both scheduled to leave at 1, both needing to go to nates final ice hockey game, which the sturniolos and i were going to skip.

"oh fuck, we better go madi." nate says, jumping up off the couch and grabbing his keys. madi's sighs before leaning down, squeezing me in a hug. my heart sinks a little, today was meant to be a day with my friends.

"love you y/n, we'll update you about what happens later!" they call out before the door swings shut.

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ive been sitting on my bed for 2 hours, scrolling aimlessly on my phone as chris sits on the other side of the room at his desk in silence, the faint clicking noise from his keyboard filling the room.

today was meant to be perfect.

i feel my throat dry up as i let out a shaky breath.

ive never cried on my birthday, i've always been too distracted to even think about getting upset, but now, when today has just felt normal, the tears are building up.

i mean, it hasnt been a bad day. its just been too regular.

i feel a few tears fall down my cheeks as i stare at chris's back.

i try my best to stay silent, but a broken sob exits my mouth, i slam a hand over my lips. chris's head snaps back to look at me, his face drops. "oh shit.." chris mumbles before speed-walking over to me, throwing himself down onto the bed to face me.

the tears won't stop now, even with my failed attempts to make excuses up to chris.

"sweetheart please don't cry." chris says softly, holding me in a tight hug as my eyes dampen his shoulder. "talk to me gorgeous, i know you love your birthday you shouldn't be crying yeah?"

"i dont know.." i say in between sobs, chris stays silent, he knows im lying.

"i just wanted it to be perfect.." i sniff, chris rubs my back.

"can i show you something..?" chris says awkwardly, pulling away from the hug. my eyebrows furrow, "okay..?" i say. chris grabs my hands, pulling me up out of bed. he leans down and grabs a sweater from the floor, putting it on my body before taking my hand again.

he walks us downstairs in silence, he seems nervous. chris opens the front door, we walk towards his car and he opens the door to let me in. "ladys first.." he says, trying to lighten the mood.

-

we've been driving for about 3 minutes before chris breaks the silence, "i was meant to take you here later but.. you know." he says, tapping his fingers lightly on the steering wheel.

i nod, chris accelerates slightly as we drive up a hill, we suddenly come to a halt. chris clears his throat, as he turns off the car.

we're parked in a small parking lot on top of a hill, theres trees directly infront of us, the sunset just peeking through the leaves. chris grabs my hand gently, "uh chris?" i ask, he just kisses my lips "shh."

we go through the trees until we they stop, my jaw drops, theres a small picnic blanket, some flowers layed on it along with a note.

its the same spot where me and chris kissed eachother for the first time, 4 years ago.

chris has never been the romantic type, he finds it 'yuck' apparently.

"chris oh my god.." i say, chris is fidgeting with the ties of his sweatpants. i sit down on the picnic blanket, with a groan chris sits down next to me.

"i think this is the sweetest thing anyones done for me.." i say, wrapping my arms around him.

chris shakes his head "shut upp..." he smiles.

"no seriously, i might cry again right now."

"don't you dare." chris says with a small laugh.

a comfortable silence grows between us as the sunsets, i break it after a few minutes.

"we should fuck."

"what?" chris says, his head snapping round to look at me.

"no just think about it, 4 years ago we had our first kiss here, so we should hook up here!" i say, concealing my laugh.

"i meannn whatever you want" chris says, trying not to seem as eager as he actually is.

i pull off my shirt, discarding it on the picnic blanket. theres trees behind us, and a cliff infront of us, its pretty private.

chris helps my shorts off, before laying me down softly on my back, he places his hoodie down under my head as a pillow. "you comfy?" he asks, spreading my legs open wider. i nod, chris pulls down his sweatpants and boxers in one motion, his erection springing out.

he smiles, holding my waist with two hands and lining himself up with me, "ready?" he asks, maintaining eye contact. "very." i smile back.

chris presses his tip inside of me, i stretch around his size, reaching out a hand, chris grabs my it.

he finally pushes the whole way into me, a desperate moan escapes my mouth. "such a pretty noise yeah?" chris says, his voice hoarse as he starts to thrust into me, his tip brushing my cervix each time.

strings of moans and whimpers exit my mouth as i squeeze his hand tighter, chris keeps a firm grip on my waist. "so so good for me, squeezing my dick so well." chris groans.

with each thrust, the knot in my stomach becomes tighter, i arch my back off the picnic blanket, "fuck chris oh my god." i yell, "cum for me gorgeous, can feel you clenching..." he says, stumbling over his words.

with a scream of his name the knot in my stomach snaps, chris pulls out, painting my stomach with white streaks. "g-..good girl." chris says, flopping down next to me on the blanket.

-

we've been laying here for the past hour, laughing, talking and watching the moon. the summer air is warm on my bare body, we both couldnt be bothered to get changed just yet.

"you know.." chris says, running a hand through his hair.

"hm?" i ask, looking over to see his face, which is barely illuminated.

"we should make this a traditon, ya know? birthday sex."

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i really liked writing this, thank you for the request babe

[munsonluhvr]

THE DEAL

pairing: drug dealer!eddie munson x reader

word count: 1.1k

warnings: mentions of drugs/dealing, cussing

author's note (!): I don't know if it should be a nsfw part 2 or sfw? Let me know what you guys would want, please!!!!

installments: part 1 | part 2

You cross your arms across your chest while you sit on the picnic bench. Out in the distance, you see the baseball team making their way onto the field that you sit behind, in the wooded shade. School has just been released and you’re waiting for your weekly appointment. 

You huff, bending over to conserve some of your body heat; the weather had suddenly dipped into a solid chill, which is emphasized by the gusts of wind that whip around. “Why does he always have to be late?” you mutter to yourself, annoyed by having to wait. 

Off to your left you hear the cracking of sticks, and you see the figure of a person walking your way. It was Eddie Munson, the person you were waiting for. 

You stand up, arms still crossed. “Jesus Christ, Eddie. You sure know how to make a girl wait.” The wind blows, tossing your hair around you. Your fingertips dig into your arms as a chill drives through you. 

Eddie coos, shaking his head. “Sorry, y/n. Hellfire Club stuff.” Eddie steps over the roots of trees that are pronounced on the ground, and he makes his way towards you. His eyes grazes over your body and you take notice. “You didn’t have to wait for me.” 

“What was I supposed to do? Leave? You’re the one with the lunchbox full of drugs.” You say sitting back on the picnic bench, tucking your legs in to face the other side. Eddie comes around the picnic benches other side and sits down, placing his black, metal lunchbox on the tabletop with a clank. 

Eddie laughs, unlatching the lunchbox. “That’s right, I know you love what I have.” 

You laugh sarcastically, ignoring his slight sexual reference. “I only like your drugs, let’s not get things twisted.” 

Eddie pauses, putting a hand to his heart. “I’m so deeply hurt, y/n. I thought we were heading places.” 

“The only place I’m headed is home with some weed, now show me what you have today.” You say, lifting up to peek inside his lunchbox. You hadn’t smoked in several days, having run out of your stash earlier than anticipated. You were stressed with school, and you just needed to relax. Today was the only day Eddie could meet you to do your weekly exchange. 

“Fine, fine,” Eddie says, plucking a few small, plastic bags from the container. “How much do you want?” 

“An ounce, maybe two?” You say, watching Eddie’s ring-covered fingers fiddle with the bags. 

Eddie looks at you, frowning. “That’s more then you usually get.” 

“Yeah, well I have more stress then I usually have right now.” You say, propping your elbow up on the tabletop. Eddie combines one bag of weed into another, estimating that there was close to two ounces in the small, clear bag. 

“Want to talk about it?” Eddie says, looking at you curiously. 

You scoff, rolling your eyes. “Did you go from drug dealer to therapist? Not a chance. How much?” 

Eddie eyes the bag, lifting it up into yours’s and his eyesight. “How about thirty-five, I added a little discount for all your stress you’re going through.” 

“Don’t patronize me,” you say, leaning forward to slide your hand into your pants pocket. “Some discount, by the way. You took off, like, three dollars.” You pull out the money Eddie requests, splaying out the bills in front of him. 

“I’ll raise it back to nearly forty if you want since my discount means nothing to you. I also gave it to you because you happen to be my favorite customer.” Eddie says, putting his elbow on the tabletop and resting his chin into his palm. 

You roll your eyes again, moving the paper bills towards Eddie. “Oh, I’m sure. I count down the days until I see you again.” You say, taking the plastic bag from Eddie. “Isn’t Chrissy Cunningham one of your clients now? You’ve always liked her.” 

Eddie closes his metal lunch box, locking it swiftly. “Oh, y/n. Chrissy Cunningham has nothing on you.” 

You scoff, tucking the plastic bag into your jacket pocket. You swing your legs over the bench seat, moving to stand up. “Goodbye, Eddie,” you say, tossing a glance at Eddie. 

“Wait, wait, wait.” Eddie says, leaping up from his seat to follow you. “I actually had something to ask you.” Eddie slings an arm over your shoulder, bringing your side into him. 

You look over at Eddie, slightly amused by his confidence to get physically close to you. “And what is that, Munson?” You walk side-by-side out of the woods, Eddie’s arm still around your shoulders, and you catch his scent which smells lightly of cologne and cigarette smoke. Your eyes flutter at the scent. 

“I was thinking,” Eddie says with a pause. You hum for him to continue. “-That we should do our little weekly deal at my house next time. Perhaps you could stay longer afterwards, and we could hangout or something.” 

You feel a smirk coming across your mouth. You and Eddie had been somewhat friendly, always taking pleasure in sarcastic, playful banter but by no means were you friends. You had friends in common and had been in the same classes at some points. When you picked up smoking, you were referred to Eddie by your friends and you began to frequently meet Eddie to buy from him. Seldom did you dive deep into conversation with Eddie, you only delved into surface level conversations, the common simple pleasantries. Only recently did Eddie begin to linger a little longer, silently requesting for you to stay in his presence a little longer and share little pieces of information about yourself. 

“Or something?” you say with a laugh. “Are you trying to fuck me, Munson?” 

Eddie lets go of your shoulders, his eyes growing wide and his cheeks growing pink. “No, that’s not what I meant.” Eddie catches himself becoming embarrassingly flustered and tries to regain his composure. “Unless that’s what you want.” 

You playfully shove Eddie with another laugh. “You wish, Eddie.”

Eddie laughs, coming back to stand next to you. “No, really, I just thought it would be nice to get to know each other outside of the few minutes we meet a week. If you’re interested.” 

You hum again, folding the thought over in your head. Eddie seemed like a nice enough person. He’s edgy and interesting, always seeming to have a flock of freshmen that admire him. Sure, there’s rumors about him and what his club get up to but aren’t there rumors about everyone? You decide to see what Eddie Munson is all about. “Sure,” you say. “Next week, same day and time?”

Eddie nods, glancing at you with a smile on his face. “Yeah, I can drive you over to my house if you want.” 

You nod, glancing over at him too. You catch his eyes and for the first time you really look into them; they’re pretty and brown. “Great. I’ll meet you in the parking lot.” 

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

NEW HAZBIN SONG RANKING CUZ I FEEL LIKE IT!!!!!!!!

Respectless: Y'all it's so fuckin good idc. Reminds me of Six and Six is literally my favorite musical. Velvette is so fucking cool. JMI has a single line. Love this song 10/10 IT SHOULD BE LONGER GODDAMNIT-

Stayed Gone: I love Vox sm guys you don't understand. Also as somebody with an intense one-sided rivalry(w/ the Disney Channel Original Movie Zombies) I find this song very relatable :)

Hell Is Forever: Had to move this one up a spot its SO FUCKING GOOD AKRNFNFNFNDKFN. Like I said before, we as a society have gotta let Alex Brightman sing rock n' roll more often

Hell's Greatest Dad: I didn't like this song that much when I first heard it in the episode because GOD the transition into it was so horrible and the song is really all over the place, but now that I've seen it out of context I love it so much. The bit where Alastor looks Lucifer directly in the eye while saying dad is so fucking funny. This whole song is so fucking funny

Loser, Baby: I LOVE HUSKERDUST!!!!!!! This song is so fun and cool and has such an important message and I hate how everybody always misinterprets it and KEITH DAVID AJDJFKDKFMDKJFDN- just so good man. So good.

More Than Anything: AAAAAAAAA THIS SONG IS SO SWEET- like they knew EXACTLY what they were doing when they got JEREMY FUCKING JORDAN to play Lucifer holy fuck. Him and Erika Henningsen's voices blend so well together and just AUGH this song is so beautiful. Just. Augh.

You Didn't Know: Another one I wasn't a huge fan of the first time I saw the episode, again probably because the shit pacing made it so much more difficult to process, but MUSICAL DEBATES GO SO HARD OMFG- I'm not a huge fan of the sudden shift into the Hell Is Forever reprise just because it kinda. Comes out of nowhere. But Henningsen and Shoba Narayan's voices blend together BEAUTIFULLY so Idrc. Lute's part is also really great, love how Adam is just hyping her up in the background like she did for him in Hell is Forever lol

Poison: I don't actually have much to say abt this song that I didn't already say in my last ranking, along with the next 3, so I'll just let the rank speak for itself :)

Happy Day In Hell

Whatever It Takes

It Starts With Sorry

Welcome to Heaven: This song is. Not very good. It's so cheesey and not in a fun way. Like, It Starts With Sorry was My Little Pony cheesey, this song is RADIO cheesey. Idk who Darren Chriss is but everybody keeps saying he should've gotten a better song so I am going to assume they did him dirty. Weird part is, I feel like I would like it better if it was longer? Like if they let it go on for another chorus or something it would feel more like an actual song and less like a weird jingle. Idk-

I'll prolly do an updated ranking for this weeks episodes too but for now take this :)

[bambi-slxt]

https://www.tumblr.com/bambi-slxt/753494820417421312/what-do-you-think-chriss-favorite-positions-are?source=share

(That was my question, ty for answering!)

I can see him as a pillow princess when he's being ridden(is that a word idk). He'd go from being dominant and trying to be the only one doing anything, to his hands behind his head as your riding the shit out of his dick.

The spooning position is extremely quiet. Imo, he'd use that when he has to sneak you around in Boston at his parents. (my source for that info is from my friends who aren't virgins, my customs are to wait till engagement/marriage.)

with doggy style he'd 100% be pulling your hair so he can hear you.

Thank you for your input!! Love u always Bambi.

mwah of course love

[doxiedreg]

Ask game: 2, 7, 22? :]

2. what's your favorite thing about your style I absolutely love the way I render things and how colorful and vibrant my art is! And! How I try to make the background a real environment for the character featured in it, even if abstract. I know that's 3 things but I think i deserve a lil confidence boost for myself 7. show us a WIP

god I have so many abandoned art pieces and also just concept sketches to visualise ideas. I'll throw in a few here, this is a question that can be asked multiple times

old thorn sketches im still very fond off, especially that big headshot

attempt number 300 to create a behemoth form for thorn that im satisfied with, i dont know why it's so fucking hard. I am not 100 percent happy with this one either. I just want him to feel unique, massive and heavy with some bull and big cat influence. I also want to include tusks since in mythology the behemoth is often elephant like

Vampire demon lord Thorn AU because i love putting my favorite boy in different constumes. again not satisfied with this design. Also haven't rped it in a while so my muse for it is gone at the moment but maybe it will come back some day. This thorn is so fucking angsty and bitter you have no idea. Has so many huge walls around his heart If you want to see more wips/unfinished graveyard pieces you guys will just have to send ask number 7 again 22. what inspires you? In my childhood, the dragonology books were a huge passion and creative influence for me. Especially the illustrations by douglas carrel. Another book illustrator that i was kinda obsessed with was chriss riddell, just love how detailed their illustrations are Ghibli studio's style I always love. Just watching their movies is such a treat, I always feel so full of inspiration. As for current inspirations? Honestly the artists I follow and the music i listen to. I always draw the best art when my spotify shuffle liked songs playlist has just the right flow and it fuels me! And when I see other artists share info on their characters or glimpses into their oc projects it makes me want to work on my characters!! And when my fav artists upload an art piece with such good shapes and colors and compositions?? Augh it makes me want to draw. Oh an animatics! I love watching animatics! Especially for musicals they are so fucking good and so many talented artists it fills me with joy. just gives me straight up shivers!! Another thing that fuels me is the reactions of you guys and my friends! I want to share my characters and art and use them to engage with people. Get them interested in my world, inspire them, just engage with the community, get talking! So yeah art is very important to me haha. Normally I get really mad when im in a dryspell like this but seeing how i drew 18 art pieces last month im cutting myself some slack haha, i deserve some rest after that, especially since my routine and energy levels are extremely wack right now, i need to recover. Heck that turned out way longer and more passionate than i expected, I hope you didnt mind the ramble! Feel free to send more questions owo

[riskybusiness-buddie]

weewoo brain rot asks: 3. 12. 40. 52. 71. <3

hiiiii chriss! <33

3. favorite season: s5 for the eddie storyline. but s3 for his hair.. unnnfffff.

12. favorite storyline: hmmm so far? this one’s hard…. yeah this one is hard.. i’m gonna say. uhh. damn. there’s too many. hmm. eddie in dispatch for me was fantastic! he was going through so so so much but seeing him thrive at just social media work was hilarious and not really where he belonged but of course since he’s eddie he did a great job..

40. unpopular opinons: OH GOD. s7 changed my entire outlook on this fandom and the show as a whole. some people loved it and i kinda…. sorta…. judge them for it. cuz it wasn’t it. bi buck was beautiful and so welcome but … uhm. anyway.

52. favorite grant-nash family moment: 7.10 had a super cute moment in the hospital. i feel like we need to explore their dynamics more and may absolutely needs to come back. she’s awesome!!!!

71. most excited for…? mara possibly staying with karen and hen permanently. that little girl has stolen my heart. i neeeed to see them be happy and a family with no stupid outside forces written in to make their lives miserable. they’ve been through enough.

[love-fireflysong]

OH DEAR HI I'm the anon from before HII!!

Thank you so much for reading my message, it literally made my day!!

First of all NOO THE SUITCASE?? I hope you get it back soon, that sucks 😭

For the Outlast AU, girl I read the newest chapter the second it came out, and oh boy was I screeching LMAO

I was actually kinda worried since it had been a while since the last fic and I was worried you had paused writing, but then it was THERE, and it was ASHLEY POV AGAIN AUGH (Ash is my favorite UD character LMAO)

So thoughts, where do I even begin???? I'm gonna add some of my favorite lines that I just love a lot LOL

''All because it was actually his voice. It wasn't an electronic facsimile screaming and sobbing desperately through a bluetooth earbud, and it certainly wasn't her own voice weaving his actual words through the folds of her brain during the private late night conversations the three of them hadn't been able to enjoy for almost three weeks now. It was him''

Girl I am crying already O[-[

It's so heartbreaking reading about their separation and now that it's so close for them I just wanna SCREAM

''All of which she knew because Ashley had been the one to turn that once alive inmate into a bloody, mangled corpse herself. All for the crime of them simply being the last thing that stood between her and the door that kept her from Chris and Josh.

''Ash can murder a little bit, as a treat /J

GO GIRL GO GET YOUR BOYS.

''Has her name always sounded like this? Like it had been created solely to be spoken in his voice, said like it was something holy—like she was holy?''

God I keep coming back to this line, it's just. Perfection. It's so darn good.

''Forcing himself to push off of the wall and continue his hurried stumble down the stairs, steadfastly ignoring the bright, sticky handprints that he had left in his wake. (Though really, Ashley can't help but think, what is one more mark of blood in a place that is already saturated in it.)

''I just really like this line, it's chilling!

"Okay, I gotta get this off my chest, but whoever the hell it was that suggested the couple's retreat to the insane asylum is officially being kicked out of the polycule."

SJSHSJK what would we do without our Chrissy 😭 Always gotta lighten the mood!

Also just the entire last paragraph... girl my heart is on the floor, it is in pieces, I am crying

Their reunion was just so heartwarming and with every second it took for them to see each other, I just kept waiting for the rug to be swept out from my under feet and for the angst to kick in, but NOT THIS TIME!! THEY'RE TOGETHER!!

God the way they just look at each other, taking in how much (or how little) they've changed O[-[

I don't know if half of this makes sense, I'm just rambling LMAOO

Seriously though, you deserve only the highest praise, I genuinely loved this fic, and I am eagerly waiting to inhale the next parts!!!!!

There's so much more I want to share, buy AUGH WORDS

Also writing Chrissy like that reminded me of a dream I had once I first discovered the Fandom. I think it was a text post that was like ''If Chris kissed Ashley, could he say he Chrissed her?'' and I got so mad about it I woke up LMAOOO

AAAAAHHHHHHH IM SO GLAD THAT YOU ENJOYED IT!!!!!!

(I will say though that the fact that this is another Ashley POV addition is just chance, once I actually stop working on these """"snippets"""" the plan is that the viewpoints will switch between the three of them so I hope that this doesn't deter you any on future stories for this universe askdaksldsaj)

You would not believe how much fun I had writing literally any of the parts where they were all basically close enough to touch but still so far apart that anything could happen to prevent the reunions. Pining in a completely different sense of the word there: a nice fun, obsessive, desperate pining where they're willing to do whatever and kill whoever it takes as long as they're back together. They can ALL do some murder, as a treat <3 They deserve that much I think lmao

And man, that whole name scene? From the very beginning I knew that Chris was gonna (unintentionally) distract her with her name until she couldn't take it anymore and finally interrupt him. But that whole 'holy' line? Yeah that one came out of left field for even me alskdjlaksjd Vividly remembering writing that bit and going 'oh shit, that's fucking good I am so good at this shit'... before immediately tearing out my hair for the next and calling myself a fraud probably not even thirty seconds later SDFKLJSDFJ

And that whole 'kicked out of the polycule' line? That was the one single line I had had planned out since I started writing this one like two years ago. And yet, the line had originally been a JOSH line. Delivered flatly and sarcastically and all. But when I finally got to writing that last scene in question, I started second guessing myself and wondered if it was a Chris line instead. In the end, the only reason I went with the Chris-delivery though was simply because I liked how bittersweet it would be if the line was met with not a short and tired snort, but the first time any of them had a chance for some genuine full-bodied laughter before the tears finally came on once the reality hit.

(Also, if do end up doing something with the whole "If Chris kissed Ashley, could he say he Chrissed her?" dream line than you have only yourself to blame. Gonna make you rage quit in the beginning of a fic if your not careful ;P)

[hotchshands]

Any headcanons you have for our fav babyface underboss/acting boss Chriss?

yes! anything for our favorite boss, chris gambino <3

lol sorry nicky

Chris is the funny guy/cometic relief of the crew

He mades fun of everyone in the crew especially Nicky, but it’s all in the name of good hearted fun

Chris never questions Nicky’s decisions for the most part

He loves Nicky to death and would take a bullet for him, but Nicky annoys the absolute shit out of Chris

besties with mc

loves mc more than Nicky

Whenever Nicky and mc are fighting, Chris will take mc’s side no matter what

Chris secretly loves to third wheel and annoy the shit out of Nicky and mc whenever they’re trying to have some alone time together

Will cover for Nicky and mc if they wanna do the no-pants dance, as Vito would say

Chris has defiantly walked in on Nicky and mc probably more than once

[voidselfshipp]

THE//QUARRY SELF INSERT

"Ah, summer. The season that fills my heart with joy! Now! Who wants to go camping?"

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🌱Name: Nova Terreus (meaning Earth Born)

🌱Age: 22

🌱Studying: Animation and Acting

🌱Camp Counselor for Hacketts Quarry

🌱Born in: South America. Argentina. Region not specified.

🌱Height: 5'5

🌱MBTI: INFJ

🌱Personality Tarot Card: Judgement

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LIKES

🌹Helping Children

🌹Painting, Drawing, Reading, Writing

🌹Tending to plants and animals.

🌹The sea, Swimming.

🌹Eating

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Style:

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LORE

"I Guess You Could Say Im A Genderfluid Druid?"

Descending from a long line of Druids. Nova was raised at the outskirts of a beach town somewhere in the Argentine coast.

Soon as she reached the age of 18, they embarked on a journey to the US. To pursue their dream to become an animator and actor.

With the ever present company of their pet Mouse, Micelium, Nova soon found themself acting as a camp counselor during the summer to have a little bit more money to support themself. What best place to start than Hacketts Quarry, a place full of mystery, nature and animals.

Quickly grew to be respected by the locals and the werewolves, the locals could tell something was off with Them. But never questioned them.

The kids love him. So much so that Mr. Hackett himself has asked him year after year to come back to camp. Nova always obliged.

Xey Also stay to protect the kids and other counselors from harm at night. Nobody touches the camp while xey patroll the outskirts.

POWERS

->Nature bending/growth. (Able to grow plants and other flowers. Trees take a bit more of time and effort)

->Speaking with animals. (From common creatures to the big werewolves).

->Shapeshifting. As long as they know how an animal looks like they can replicate it. And also can change into a more female/male/androgynous bodytype.

Most used animals to shapeshift: Owls, Bears, foxes, ferrets

->Empathetic abilities, underdeveloped telepathy. (Can only communicate things. For a two way conversation more concentration is required).

->Earth bending. Sismic sight (can see through the vibrations of the soil and nature around them).

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EXTRA INFORMATION

->Likes to hang out near the lake and the island during very sunny days, or at odd hours of the night.

->Has a beautiful reindeer mask made by the elder druids of her clan.

-> Micelium was a gift from the same elders that gave her her mask.

-> mice can grow as big as a bear and has control over elements. On extreme ocasions they can catch on Fire.

->Romantic Interests: Dylan, Chriss H. (Maybe?)

-> Bffs: Kaytlin, abigail, Mischa (@80sboyfriends s/I!)

->Dislikes: Emma. Cant stand her.

-> Conflicted feelings about Jacob. Very conflicted.

->The only people that know about her Druidic nature is Chris, Travis and Mischa

-> She was introduced to the quarry by Eliza. Whom she sees as a familiar figure.

->Her favorite Tarot Card is The Hermit

->Can live off of sunlight, she can photosynthesize. So they are frequently found sunbathing with the biggest grin youve ever seen.

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Only mutuals/tagged people allowed to rb. Pictures arent mine but the moodboards are.

I havent finished the game so please no spoilers:D

Taglist: @tex-treasures @80sboyfriends @malewifehenrycooldown @mercuryships @sennamybeloved

Sorry for the Long post

[babymetaldoll]

I'm going to get you if it takes me all night long (Spencer Reid/ Reader)

Requested: Nope

Category: Fluff

Warnings: I curse a lot.  

Summary: On their third date, (Y/N) takes Spencer to his first rock concert, and for the first time ever, Spencer Reid feels the power of hormones taking over him. 

A/N: Hey! I love Taking Back Sunday! I don't know if you've ever heard the band or the song mentioned in the story, so I'll leave the link to the video at the end. I hope you like it!

Word count:  2K

Masterlist

Spencer looked into his closet and sighed. He was sure nothing in there was suitable for the events that were going to take place that evening. Why should he bother looking for something, then? Because he wanted to look nice for (Y/N). And not embarrass her in front of her friends.

It was their third date, and she had picked the place.

On their first date, they were out for dinner after a case. On their second date, Spencer invited her to a Doctor Who convention. They even dressed like their favorite doctor. Spencer was the fourth Doctor and (Y/N) the tenth. That was when Spencer realized she was all he needed to be happy in life.

And tonight, on their third date, (Y/N) had gotten tickets to see one of her favorite bands live: "Taking Back Sunday." And not only that but her friends were coming along too.

Spencer didn't know what freaked him out the most, if going out on a date, knowing that it was his first rock concert, or meeting (Y/N)'s friends.

Maybe everything was a little overwhelming because he had to take a minute before actually getting dressed. He felt he was looking for an outfit to go undercover on a mission. Dr. Spencer Reid pretending to be a punk rocker. Or something like that. 

An old pair of jeans and a simple blue shirt Morgan had given him for Christmas years before did the trick. Plus his usual converse and mismatched socks.

Reid had never over-analyzed an outfit ever before in his entire life.

(Y/N) nearly jumped from the couch when she heard the knock on her door. She was so excited to go out with Spencer, and she couldn't hide the grin on her face.

- "Wow!"- that was all she could say when she saw Spencer standing at her door- "Who are you?"

Reid looked down at his shoes and bit his lips. His cheeks were blushing, and his hands sweating. He was nervous. He thought maybe that's what going to prom felt like.

- "I didn't want to look out of place... I've never been to a rock concert before,"- he whispered

- "You look incredible, Spencer,"- (Y/N) whispered, smiling- "But just so you to know, I don't care what you wear, as long as you are there with me."- she added, blushing too.

Yes, they were going out. Yes, they had already kissed (four times, Spencer kept count). Yes, they would hold hands and look at each other with puppy eyes. But, it was still embarrassing to be so openly cute and adorable with each other.

Going from friends to more than friends was a big step for them, so they were taking things slow. Baby steps.

- "My friends said they'd meet us outside- (Y/N) announced as they stepped out of the cab- "Are you excited?"

- "Yeah!"- Spencer smiled. He was nervous. Actually, he was freaking out- "I heard the band today. They are pretty good"- (Y/N) looked at him and raised an eyebrow, standing by his side and holding his hand.

- "Really? Any favorite song?"- Spencer thought about it. He didn't remember the lyrics specifically, so he hummed it.

- "A decade under the influence." It's one of my favorites too"- she smiled and bit her lip, staring into Spencer's eyes

- "If we are lucky and they play it, and if you pay enough attention, you could find out which one of their songs makes me think of you."

And just like that, the butterflies in Spencer's stomach woke up. If he was nervous before, now he was nothing but excited. There was a song that made her think of him. Just the thought of her, listening to that song, thinking about him, it was too much.

Spencer Reid had fallen in love before. He had dated twice in his life. But he had never felt the way he did that minute, staring at (Y/N)'s smile. No girl before had ever told him there was a song that made her think of him.

Those were the little things that made him fall deeply and crazy in love with (Y/N).

Her friends were waiting for them at the doors. They were two of them: Jane and Chriss. They were (Y/N)'s best friends since elementary school. Now, at twenty-seven, they were still best friends. Spencer thought it was amazing how you could keep someone close for so long. He was never good at making friends, only Ethan back in college and now his BAU family. The fact (Y/N) could keep in touch with her friends ever since they were eight years old was incredible.

The show was at a local bar, which meant it was crowded. (Y/N) held Spencer's hand tight as they walked through the bunch of people, trying to get an excellent spot to see the band. And when they finally did, (Y/N)'s friends started questioning Reid.

- "So, you are Spencer"- Chriss looked at Reid and raised an eyebrow- "You are taller than I thought"- and Reid had no idea how to answer that, so he just nodded and smiled.

- "(Y/N) has told us a lot about you. I can't believe we just met after like... five years?"- Janne added and looked at her friend with a mischievous smile- "So you are the guy that knows a lot of things."

(Y/N) was already embarrassed, and her friends were just getting started.

- "Stop it."- she demanded and punched Jane's arm, but she just smiled and continued.

- "She keeps giving us random facts ever since she started working with you."

- "Yeah! she made us watch this incredibly boring documentary about space just because of some random thing you had said, and she needed to..."- (Y/N) covered her friend's mouth and

- "I'm begging you, please stop"- (Y/N) whispered, but Spencer chuckled and held her hand tight.

- "She talks about you a lot too"- he said and looked at (Y/N) smiling. He didn't want her to freak out or feel embarrassed. Her friends weren't helping, though.

- "She was really excited about tonight 'cos she wanted our approval to date you"- Chriss smiled at (Y/N), enjoying how embarrassed she looked. She was usually the one making fun of them. Now the tables had turned. And she hated it.

- "I don't need your permission!"- (Y/N) argued- "I just..."- but Chriss interrupted her, laughing.

- "I'm just messing with you! Relax! So, Spencer, do you like the band?"- Reid stayed still and nodded.

- "Yeah"- (Y/N) chuckled and wrapped an arm around his torso- "He is a huge fan."

Spencer Reid had never been in a rock concert before. He had never been out there, in the middle of a crowd, being pushed side to side, jumping, covered in sweat.

Spencer Reid had never had that much fun before.

He jumped along with the rest of the crowd, and though he didn't really know most of the songs' lyrics, he did remember the ones (Y/N) sang all the time. And so, he sang along.

She looked at him and felt how her heart beat faster. He was happy, and he seemed so relaxed. After knowing him for five years, she thought she had never seen him like that. Acting his age, being in a concert. Not worried about a thing.

(Y/N) sang along and jumped until she couldn't sing and breathe at the same time. There weren't many things she could still do working at the BAU, 'cos there wasn't much free time. The fact she could spend a Saturday night with her friends and Spencer in a concert felt like a miracle.

(Y/N) turned to him and smiled. He was covered in sweat, his hair was a mess, and the grin on his face was so big, she could feel his happiness. (Y/N) moved closer and wrapped her arms around him, leaning in and kissing him. She couldn't help it anymore. She needed to kiss him. Over and over.

Spencer felt electricity run all over him at the sensation of her lips on her. And as she deepened the kiss, he felt the urge to hold her closer, feeling her whole body against him. His hands played with her hair at the back of her neck as time stopped. All Spencer could notice was how her lips felt against his, the way his tongue ran between them. And how he thought he was going to die when she moaned into the kiss.

I didn't know what I was looking for

And come to think I wasn't looking at all

I'm not the same man, not since you came in

I'm going to get you if it takes me all night long

The crowd kept jumping. The band continued playing. Everybody kept singing. But neither (Y/N) or Spencer care. He wasn't going to let her go. His hands held her closer, feeling how she shivered. She wasn't cold. She was still nervous to touch him like that. She had longed to kiss him for so long, and she still couldn't believe it was happening.

It wasn't even their first kiss, but it still felt that way. Why? she didn't care. She didn't want it to stop. She wanted to feel like that forever. Safe in his arms. Loved, desired. No one had ever kissed her the way Reid did. And it was addictive.

For years, (Y/N) had stared at Spencer's lips, wondering how it would be like to kiss them. Now she knew it was better than she had ever imagined.

Don't know how you did it other than you did

I was there beside myself in my own skin

Unfamiliar, I tried it on and liked the fit

I don't know how you did it other than you did

I'm going to get you if it takes me all night long

When they finally pulled apart, not because they wanted to, but because the people around them kept pushing them and jumping, they could only stare. Spencer looked at (Y/N) in adoration, aware that his heart inside his chest was beating harder than it had ever done. (Y/N) smiled, her cheeks were blushed, and Reid thought it was adorable how she could still fluster around him. The truth was, he would get just as nervous about being that close to her.

- "That was the song."

(Y/N) confessed, yelling to make sure he would hear her over the crowd, and kept looking at him. Her eyes kept moving from his lips to his eyes. All she could think of was kissing him again. And again.

Would it be too much to invite him over to her house after the show? She didn't feel like hanging out with her friends anymore. If Spencer was going to kiss her as he had just done, she was going to keep on kissing him forever.

- "I loved the song!"- Spencer smiled. He wanted to lean in and kiss her again, he was dying to bit her lips once more, but the crowd pushed them apart for a second.

- "Do you want to leave?"- (Y/N) simply asked, trying to sound as innocent as possible, even when her thoughts were far from that. Spencer nodded and smiled

- "Pizza? my place? We can listen to all the albums of the band."- she suggested. Reid held her hand and walked her out of the bar quickly. He had never felt his hormones taking over him as strongly as it was happening at that moment. They didn't even say goodbye to her friends. They needed to leave and be alone.

Suddenly, stepping from friends to more than friends seemed easier.  

[fredmundo]

OPERATION CORRUPT MY HUSBAND - THE GAMESHOW<3

[spideyssunshine]

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hey guys. it's been awhile huh? I needed to take a break from this app and figure things out in my life. me and all of you are tight, so im gonna explain what's been going on.

let's start with a little reintroduction.

hi! the dates july 6th, 2021 and i'm writing this to all you guys! here is a few basic things you need to know about me. my favorite food is cheesecake. my favorite songs are Deja Vu by Olivia Rodrigo and Golden by Harry Styles. my celebrity crush is Johnny Orlando! and yes! i’m pregnant! my due date is September 15, and it's a girl. this isnt a normal pregnancy though, a lot has changed in the past couple months. everything is explained below.

(yes this is copy and pasted from a convo between me and rae lol)

basically to sum up the whole story: my cousin who is my OBGYN and is infertile and offered a co-parent situation for me and the baby so i took it. basically when the baby is born it’s gonna be under their legal guardianship, meaning there is going to be an adoption, and I'll be kinda acting as her big sister. she made a deal with me that if her and her husband get to pick the name for the baby, they will pay for everything and I mean EVERYTHING and also move me into a FABULOUS new home in Los Angeles only five minutes away from where the baby, her and her husband are gonna be living. so may I introduce to you all, Ava Maxine. Ava will know when she gets old enough to understand that I am her birth mom, but not her mother. this felt like the best option for me and the baby. I want Ava to experience the best life and i'm not sure I am able to give her that. knowing that she is going into the arms of someone that I genuinely know makes me feel so much better than adoption, and me still getting to be part of her life is amazing for me.

that’s pretty much all I have to say, and feel free to ask questions if you have any at all! my inbox is always open for anything.

love always,

Chriss and Ava

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Chris’s Chicago studio apt. is his cozy hideaway. As you walk thru the door, he has a rustic etagere and small desk. 

In the corner is a full-length mirror. It’s interesting to see what essentials people put into a tiny studio.

He doesn’t have a living room area to speak of, just 2 side chairs and a stool. His favorite piece is the big, rustic, 4 poster bed.

View from the bed.

He’s got these little triangular pockets nailed to the bedposts to hold small things.

This is clever- he made a table that fits right in the window using 2″x4″ boards.

In the L-shaped small kitchen, he repurposed a wood top by suspending from chains and using it as a table. 

A pegboard wall makes handy storage. 

The hallway leading to the bathroom is painted with fun chalkboard paint.

The black and white bath is very nice- he’s even got a rose in a bud vase on the sink.

https://www.apartmenttherapy.com/chriss-cozy-chicago-hideaway-house-tour-217173#gallery/49238/0

[novemberwasgrey]

Headcanon of the gods reacting to their children dating

(I only did my otp)

Percabeth: ...Do I really need to develop this? Their parents HATE each other and so as we've all seen in the books, Athena didn't like Percy around her daughter. Poseidon, he didn't like it either but he just wanted his son to be happy after all the quests and misery he's been through. Athena slowly started to accept it because her wisdom dictated her that Annabeth's happiness was the most important thing. Percy did ask, not only Frederick Chase's, but also Athena's blessing to marry her daughter. She said yes.

Solangelo: well first thing first, Hades didn't mind Nico being gay, not at all (I mean come on they're Greek). The only thing he was afraid of, was his son being enamored with 'stupid Jackson' or 'dumb Grace' as he likes to call them. So when he learned that his son was dating a son of Apollo, he was relieved but also glad about one thing: the fact that just like him with Persephone, his son who's an introvert and a person filled of darkness in his life, fell for someone as light as Will. But for good measure, he did threaten Will to send him straight to the punishment fields if he ever hurt Nico.

Tratie: Demeter is a very protective mother. The fact that she couldn't save Persephone from Hades' claws has a lot to do with it. She didn't like Travis pranking around Katie already but when Hermes made her understand that it was his son's way to flirt with her, she was more than displeased. But then they started dating for real and seeing how happy Katie was, Demeter couldn't do anything but approve.

Chrisse: one word. Chaos. When Ares learned that his only daughter of this century, his drakon slayer, was not only dating a boy but the camp's former traitor... All Olympus had to hold him back from destroying Chris in pieces: "HOW DARE HE?! HOW DARE HE EVEN TOUCH MY LITTLE GIRL" Hermes was just laughing on the ground being like "that's my boy! A tough fighter to save his ass! Clever choice!"

Charlena: it was a huge shock for everyone on Olympus. Everyone knew something was going on between Beckendorf and Silena but they were all shocked that Aphrodite approved of it. At first, Hephaestus thought that she was up to no good and was using her daughter to hurt his son, so he confronted her. She just smiled sadly and said: "they're what we could have been, in some way. I wanted to mend what I've broken."

Cecellis: "HERMES WHAT IS IT WITH YOUR SONS SEDUCING MY WARRIORS THE FUCK?!" Ares had said. He had no problem with Ellis liking boys though. If anything he'd say it's a clever choice since "women can be so needy sometimes". Hermes was still laughing ofc and admitted that his children with Ares' was his favorite combination.

Edit:

Sheranda: their relationship surprised not only their parents but also most campers because they're total opposites: Sherman is known to be the most violent of his cabin and Miranda is a sweet and shy girl. Demeter was worried he would hurt her daughter and Ares was just caught because he thought Sherman would be that son so committed to fighting and war that he wouldn't get distracted with girls (turns out even Ares kids need love). At the end, everyone just sees it's meant to be: they complete each other. Sherman is calmer and seems at peace when she's around and Miranda actually stands up more for herself and gains confidence as cabin leader with his influence.

[eternalporcelaindoll]

The Chrisses (minus pratt) for the average white man

oh boy lol

Chris Evans

Yikes, I Don’t See The Appeal || Not My Type || He’s Alright || I See The Appeal But I’m Different™ || Cute But On Alternating Wednesdays || He Has A Kind Face And That’s Good Enough || Pretty || Gorgeous || I— I Love? We Don’t Deserve Him.

Listen.. I get why people like him. He’s generically handsome, seems to have a somewhat decent sense of humor and played characters people love. But he’s really just average looking face-wise.

Chris Hemsworth

Yikes, I Don’t See The Appeal || Not My Type || He’s Alright || I See The Appeal But I’m Different™ || Cute But On Alternating Wednesdays || He Has A Kind Face And That’s Good Enough || Pretty || Gorgeous || I— I Love? We Don’t Deserve Him.

It’s the Aussie-ness I guess lol But overall same as for Evans.

Chris Pine

Yikes, I Don’t See The Appeal || Not My Type || He’s Alright || I See The Appeal But I’m Different™ || Cute But On Alternating Wednesdays || He Has A Kind Face And That’s Good Enough || Pretty || Gorgeous || I— I Love? We Don’t Deserve Him.

about the same as the others though I would say he might be the best looking out of the three.

Damn, those are really generic white men lol also I’m pretty sure tumblr canceled about every single one of these before but I forgot why. Because I really don’t care about either of them. Hemsworth is the funniest though.

I’ll rate your favorite average white men