#choose wisely...

[boozois]

who's a good boy?

[cactustreesmotel]

@iamidentical

[sunnyrosewritesstuff]

SOS #3

Use your vote carefully! There are only 5 of these one-shots I am writing. You can see the complete list of possible one-shots here so you know where to use your vote.

This is for the following plot bunny:

Interpreter- (Bagginshield) Every time Erebor comes to the Free Peoples' Meeting in Rivendell, Bilbo is always assigned as the dwarf king's interpreter. A job he accepts gladly, except for the fact that Thorin has a tendency to make more adversaries than friends, and now it looks like they are preparing for a date...

You can vote "S.O.S" if you want to see me write it. Or you can vote "Let It Drown" if you would like to pass on it for a different one-shot. Remember, 5 of these darlings are going to drown somehow, some way.

[xx-fruitboy-666-xx]

[msdrprofessorjessica]

Chat what if Alchemists Apathy got another AO3 fic but it was about Cassidy? Would you be down for this?

You have one day to decide...

[egophiliac]

Please elaborate on your twst Pokémon headcannons I’m very interested

I had planned on drawing everyone for this (I made a LIST!) but it. hasn't been going well. 💀 soooo here's what I have so far!

Riddle - Roserade (I was going with 'no legendaries', otherwise I would've given him a Shaymin) (and I don't think Togedemaru is actually a hedgehog or I would've given him one of those too) (...they kind of do fit though. hmm.)

Trey - Alcremie (clover/mint cream + strawberry/ruby cream)

Cater - DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD!

Ace - Impidimp (I feel like there's probably a better one for him, but I can't think of it)

Deuce - Scraggy (meanwhile I KNOW deep in my heart that this is true)

Leona - Pyroar (but like. a nasty Pyroar. just a grizzly old Pyroar with the shittiest attitude imaginable. they pretend to hate each other but secretly they are a bonded pair, do not separate)

[brewed-pangolin]

Call him Johnny...he smiles, bright eyes with a glowing aura.

Call him John...he smiles, dark eyes with a growing hard on.

Call him Johnny MacTavish...he smiles, boaring eyes as he cups your face and gifts you a torrid kiss.

Call him John MacTavish...his smile shifts as he bends you over and shows just how much he loves you.

Call him Soap...he'll quickly turn to putty in your hands.

Call him Soap MacTavish...clear out your schedule, you're not escaping him.

Call him John Soap MacTavish...either you won't be able to walk for a week or he's already in the next county because he knows he's done fucked up.

(Call him Johnny Soap MacTavish...and he'll immediately come in his pants)

[artist-rat]

Guys do not ask how this group is still together.. I'm too afraid to ask (the answer is magic of friendship and ✨Delusion✨)

[thebadguyswinhere]

Choose your pet Slugcat

[zu-is-here]

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[sunnyrosewritesstuff]

SOS #2

Use your vote carefully! There are only 5 of these one-shots I am writing. You can see the complete list of possible one-shots here so you know where to use your vote.

This is for the following plot bunny:

Bodyswap- (Bagginshield) Bilbo and Thorin wake up in each other's bodies which was annoying on its own, but Thorin learns Bilbo's stupid hobbit body is always hungry, and Bilbo doesn't quite know how Thorin gets by with the amount of chronic pain the dwarf body has.

You can vote "S.O.S" if you want to see me write it. Or you can vote "Let It Drown" if you would like to pass on it for a different one-shot. Remember, 5 of these darlings are going to drown somehow, some way.

[reality-detective]

The top 1% of the world’s population owns 80% of the world’s wealth... Uneducated, demoralized and frightened. Taking orders and hoping for the best is NOT the answer. 🤔

[u3pxx]

[gavin parents] and i hope you die, i hope we both die