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A couple of months ago Jeep lost his favourite toy. (I found it wedged under something while cleaning...

... and placed it next to him on the couch while he was napping.)

Jeep woke to an alternate reality, where his toy was RIGHT NEXT TO HIM and he did not know how it got there!

This fact needed some Processing Time.

Was it really there? Or was he dreaming?

If he moved would it disappear?

Please to give reassurances to the confused pupper.

Borzoi

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DANGER (repeated)

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uh oh, looks like you caught cuthbert trying to steal some snacks! he and his wealthy family stay here when they visit, but even when they're on vacation he never gets to have junk food. so whenever his mom or dad is distracted, he sneaks off to the nearest vending machine and sticks his head inside. you could call his mother, but maybe you just buy him a snack and act like you never saw him?

(donations)

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This person is unironically trying to convince everyone that Dogs are Bad™ but all they're doing is making dogs sound cool as fuck

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let me do it for you

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maybe we should just go back home...

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traffic is unusually bad at this time

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we all learn to live without our best friends eventually.

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trololololololololololololol.....

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now you can enjoy the graffiti together!

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a nuisance animal...

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We

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the Hose Goat

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We meet again

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mind the gap!

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oh, you finally showed up! i was worried you'd stand me up.