#choke slam:

[mroddmod]

don't be weepy sleepy puppies

[clickbaitcowboy]

Filthy American dog wip

[letitbehurt]

Grab Whumpee by the throat and slam their body against a wall. Results may vary.

[jnwonwoos]

help me

[bergselise]

[oopey-doopey]

God have mercy on Miguel if Rio or Jefferson find out what he not only did to Miles but what he said. Fly high bro, earth-928 just lost a Spiderman

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

Husk, standing outside with the rest of the hotel, watching Alastor and Vox fighting violently enough to destroy half the city

Knowing he has One Shot to be the funniest motherfucker alive (metaphorically) and also get back at the deer.

"Why are they doing this?" Charlie asks, preddictably.

He schools his expression, takes a swig, and tries for slightly rueful nonchalance. "This... is why Overlords shouldn't date overlords."

The chaos that one little sentence unleashes is glorious.

Which makes it funnier if its true, and funnier still if it's not and Charlie tries to offer self-help/how to get over a bad break-up books to Alastor who has No Idea what the fuck is happening as he returns to the hotel.

[boxwinebaddie]

rip in honor of an anon who asked me to have ravenstan and jerseykyle write them something cute ( smh jk )

this never fails to be funny to me

[ambagel]

AIDAIRO HOW COULD YOU DO THIS

[karokawwo]

vision. visiions in my head of kaiho/ais spar (post kaiho storyline climax aka his fight with sash mayhaps?). these have been plaguing me

[iwtvdramacd18]

Louis starts acting actively unpleasant on screen (mostly to Claudia but she's also black so many of you don't care) and instead of people treating that as an addition to his characterization y'all treating it like a rewrite and throwing everything else established about him out the window and this is why we can't have actual convos about his character and the fuck shit that he does

[b4tty-br4t]

[candycryptids]

Oohh, I got a question for you! Do you have a favorite god/primal and do your OCs?

*!!!!* OOUUUHUHUHU I have a favorite of the Twelve yes yes yes~ my personal fave is Byregot. He’s. He’s big 🫢💦 and of the Primals…… it’s Ravanna! The music slaps, and he just wants a thrill in combat. Can’t fault a guy for that. (Runner ups are Ramuh / Bismarck)

Chuu would gun down the Twelve for a single cornchip. No favorites. Puts Alexander down as a Solid ‘Would’ in any kinda questionnaire. (That thing’s a primal right?)

Tuesday‘s fave primal in theory would be …. Mmh…. Garuda? (Both the XV crossover and the XIV version) but I say in theory because I’m not sure he ever encounters them- I just think he’d like them xD. Fave of the Twelve would be Halone… definitely no biases… It’s a very inspiring statue in Ishgard ok,

Ishi’s favorite primal is probs… ah, the four lords aren’t primals… I would say Byakko otherwise xD they’re all pretty harrowing fights in game I think- I could safely rank Shinryu as their least favorite. I think Ramuh would take top slot- Ramuh was only concerned with protecting the Sylph’s and wasn’t about to take down the entire twelveswood unless he felt threatened. Pretty reasonable (or, able to be reasoned with) (visually, though… in a vacuum? Or if XIV was a game he was playing? Uhm, he’s making kissy noises and acting embarrassing abt Raktapaksa (Garuda-Ifrit combination from Eden) ….. their favorite of the twelve is a tie between Menphina and Nymeia

Mochiie‘s favorite primal is… hm…. If you stripped it to the bare bones I think he’d find Susano the most interesting… there’s also Phoenix? He’s firmly of the mind the only good Primal is one dispersed but like, Shiva gets a pass? So. Wait- no yeah Shiva is his favorite because he gets to know/(knew) her :T Finds a strange kinship with Azeyma of the twelve. Don’t think too much about it.

Tangy’s favorite primal is Good King Moggle Mog XII it’s hard to resist a song and dance (since I imagine the song during that fight is actually sung/performed out loud by the moogles during the fight xD) Her favorite of the Twelve is Rhalgr…

… das all my juice uvu there’s so many good primals……. Like ODIN….. fuckin- it’s a sword! It’s a sword that makes you fucked up and evil! That’s so hot

[devileaterjaek]

WWF Smackdown! 2 - Know Your Role! (PSX)

[schadentekkers]

[kris48]

Choked in the air...