#chocolate bar opening

[donneteslarmes]

Baking brownies on the Hannigram side of YouTube

[baggidude]

So what if it turns out symbiotes can survive on MALE JUICES so to keep the killing rate low Eddie becomes a manwhore? Like its not as good as brains but it MUCH better than what chocolate does.

[hardkookiecookie]

and another one down and another one down💥 this is Ruby !! she has all the chocolates one could ever need !! :]

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

NOOOOO I FUCKING DROPPED MY LAPTOP & NOW THE SCREEN FADES INTO DARKNESS ON THE SIDES-

[fightzaynfight]

as sami zayn provides an insightful answer during night one's post-show press conference, kevin owens does his level best to open a snickers bar as quietly and unobtrusively as humanly possible.

[moonglow-the-artist]

Castaway Island AU (Collaborative AU)

Basically. The whole idea is that the Hosts are stranded on an huge Island with all (well. Most of) their powers gone and now will have to work together to try and survive until help arrives.

…but till then. There’s a lot of surprises on this island then what the Hosts expected :]

[bbqhooligan]

just remembered how american chocolate tastes. no wonder yall are full of hate and violence god bless

[notbecauseofvictories]

getting ready to leave a job and intensely regretful that I can't bring the team with me or express my feelings in any articulate way: I am....going to bake you guys so many treats.

[rosecartridge]

Since my own dog is trying to steal my cake, and Boris is now on this blog-

Here's a little note that the good inky boy cannot have chocolate even if he really really wants some. Gives him stomach cramps something fierce.

[batemanofficial]

i think two of my coworkers are about to get fired 😦

[yellowstarpunch]

WHY THE FUCK DOES MY DOG KEEP TRYING TO EAT CHOCOLATE I GIVE HER GOOD FOOD I PLAY WITH HER I TAKE HER ON WALKS I PET HER WHENEVER SHE WANTS I LET HER SLEEP IN MY LAP YOU LIVE A GOOD LIFE MAGNOLIA BLOSSOM [LAST NAME] WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR ISSUE MADAM

[halfax-a]

Today suuuuuuuucks

[unic0rnsandmurder]

Come with me and you’ll be in a world of pure...unregulated monopolies!

This week on Deep Thoughts About Stupid Sh*t, I chat with @tguydecker about Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, covering everything from Gene Wilder’s funny, menacing, and sweet portrayal of Wonka to Roald Dahl’s hierarchical attitudes toward class, gender, money, and worthiness.

Oompa loompa doopity dissen Throw on your earbuds and give this a listen!

Deep Thoughts About Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Also: we'd love to hear what you think!

Comment here and your commentary may be included in an upcoming episode.

[theprestigegirly]

ricky montgomery dropping this december christmas mix on my birthday is the gift that keeps on giving i am very very happy

[avnj0gia]

Spending $30 on pronoun candy to own the wokes