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luckystorein22 · 1 year

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donneteslarmes · 8 months

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Baking brownies on the Hannigram side of YouTube

#pretty strange mood to bake but it worked #I had too many opened chocolate bars #brownies #baking #hannibal #hannibal bbc #hannigram #hannibal lecter #will graham #mads mikkelsen #hugh dancy

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hardkookiecookie · 1 month

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and another one down and another one down💥 this is Ruby !! she has all the chocolates one could ever need !! :]

#starlight express #stex #starlight express oc #stex oc #all the silvery bits are supposed to look like an opened wrapper . like when you open a chocolate bar ya know

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year

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NOOOOO I FUCKING DROPPED MY LAPTOP & NOW THE SCREEN FADES INTO DARKNESS ON THE SIDES-

#i am. so tired lmao #im totally keeping it together rn. not at all despairing #its always something....#and today of all days... smfh #i mean at least the screen is fully functional #the displays just Fucked #thats gonna be hell when writing in my docs #technically i can adjust to anything but oh my GOD AGH #its always!!! goddamn!!! something!!! huh!#took my laptop too deep into the minecraft caves & now its got a vignette #absolutely unprompted #for a split second i thought it was gonna be fine....#i opened it and it was working... no visible problems... then i unlocked it and BOOM #devastation... no breathing... this is my chocolate bar...

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cultofpunksonality · 1 year

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as sami zayn provides an insightful answer during night one's post-show press conference, kevin owens does his level best to open a snickers bar as quietly and unobtrusively as humanly possible.

#shut up kell #my gifs #image IDs are in the alt text!#you ever been so whipped for a man that you make six gifs of him opening a fuckin chocolate bar.#it's apocalyptic out here.#ANYWAYS. HES SO CUTE AND I'M SO HAPPY AND THEY ARE SO TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS #wwe #wrestlemania 39 #kevin owens #kevin #britneyyeah.gif #hall of shame #gifs

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moonglow-the-artist · 1 year

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Castaway Island AU (Collaborative AU)

Basically. The whole idea is that the Hosts are stranded on an huge Island with all (well. Most of) their powers gone and now will have to work together to try and survive until help arrives.

…but till then. There’s a lot of surprises on this island then what the Hosts expected :]

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bbqhooligan · 8 months

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just remembered how american chocolate tastes. no wonder yall are full of hate and violence god bless

#mypost #just saw a gif opening up candy bars and showing their insides and it unlocked some memories #yall its chemical ass tasting chocolate #to be fair though. im picky abt snacks and ive rejected mist european chocolates too.#ill eat 3 brands till i die #but americans can use some shaming any time idk

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notbecauseofvictories · 1 year

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getting ready to leave a job and intensely regretful that I can't bring the team with me or express my feelings in any articulate way: I am....going to bake you guys so many treats.

#if you think I'm kidding you have not seen the nine tabs I have open for this weekend #I am making vegan brownies peanut butter cookies and chocolate chips.#I am making 3 regular kinds of cookies #(m&m; nutella chocolate swirl; strawberry & white chocolate)#plus s'more bars and lemon blueberry bars because that's fun #and writing everybody a nice note about how awesome they are and what they've meant to me #anyway it's fine!!! it's fine.#no wonder the company has to secretly manipulate you #tw food

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rosecartridge · 2 months

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Since my own dog is trying to steal my cake, and Boris is now on this blog-

Here's a little note that the good inky boy cannot have chocolate even if he really really wants some. Gives him stomach cramps something fierce.

#(x)about Boris(x)#Imagine being a cartoon dog brought into the real world and getting struck down by real world rules that dogs can't #have chocolate or grapes #someone opens a candy bar in the studio and he materializes t posed and doing puppy dog eyes

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yellowstarpunch · 1 month

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WHY THE FUCK DOES MY DOG KEEP TRYING TO EAT CHOCOLATE I GIVE HER GOOD FOOD I PLAY WITH HER I TAKE HER ON WALKS I PET HER WHENEVER SHE WANTS I LET HER SLEEP IN MY LAP YOU LIVE A GOOD LIFE MAGNOLIA BLOSSOM [LAST NAME] WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR ISSUE MADAM

#I LEFT THE GATE OPEN FOR TWO SECONDS TO USE THE BATHROOM IM OUT IN THREE MINUTES SHE HAS A FUCKING CHOCOLATE BAR IN HER MOUTH JESUS CHRIST #SHES TRYING TO KILL ME VIA HEART ATTACK #DADDY-DAUGHTER PATRICIDE-SUICIDE IS NOT MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME MISS GIRL #shes fine btw i made her drop it and she didn't open it but like. christ. i can't keep doing this shit.#⭐.text

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halfax-a · 8 months

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Today suuuuuuuucks

#woke up 1pm immediately made myself feel bad listened to some top and #my chocolate bar broke off as i was opening it and half fell onto the floor

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unic0rnsandmurder · 8 months

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Come with me and you’ll be in a world of pure...unregulated monopolies!

This week on Deep Thoughts About Stupid Sh*t, I chat with @tguydecker about Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, covering everything from Gene Wilder’s funny, menacing, and sweet portrayal of Wonka to Roald Dahl’s hierarchical attitudes toward class, gender, money, and worthiness.

Oompa loompa doopity dissen Throw on your earbuds and give this a listen!

Deep Thoughts About Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Also: we'd love to hear what you think!

Comment here and your commentary may be included in an upcoming episode.

#deep thoughts about stupid shit #deep thoughts #pop culture #willy wonka #charlie and the chocolate factory #willy wonka and the chocolate factory #gene wilder #roald dahl #ruining your childhood since 2023 #manic pixie dream capitalist #but seriously the scene of charlie opening a chocolate bar is literally edge of your seat how cool is that

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theprestigegirly · 10 months

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ricky montgomery dropping this december christmas mix on my birthday is the gift that keeps on giving i am very very happy

#this december is my favourite of his songs i will say #it’s so yum #especially bc last december 1st i went and got horrible taco bell with a guy who was a piece of shit #and who stole me a chocolate bar for my birthday #but this december i don’t talk to him anymore #and i want to see him w his head wide open gone without a sound

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avnj0gia · 2 years

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Spending $30 on pronoun candy to own the wokes

#Folks this is real monitoring the situation closely #Picturing a conservative guy with a nut allergy breaking down in tears as he shamefully opens his she/her chocolate bar

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n1et · 1 year

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I made myself hot chocolate from scratch today. It was really nice; reminded me a bit of my trips with my godfather.

#when I was little #around 8 to 11 I think; tho it might have been a year in each direction #my god father; who's a headmaster in a prestigious opera song academy in Leon; would take me on trips #I was wit him in greace; Athens rodos and some other islands I forgot about #and I once traveled to the carabean #we'd always stay at either a cheap motel he rented day of; or at one of his girl friend's houses; they were always very sweet #he was a closested gay #it was a kind of open secret; I think the person it bothered most was him #but I remember each morning I would get a big bowl sized glass #cup?#one of those bowl cups #it was yellow #thinking about it now; my grandfather has an almost identical one; just not as glossy #of hot choco #made in a pot #from local chocolate bars #little tubes of compacted coco powder; with some; but little coco butter #about the length of your index finger; maybe bigger; and as thick as a thumb is wide #she'd grind it with a little zester type grinder; the small flat ones with a handle #sometimes I'd help #it was really nice #I got really nostalgic making myself choco #with dark chcolate bars and coco powder and sugar #and just a little bit of butter and cream #to be honest; the coco I drank then was objectively disappointing #the chocolate never incorporated cleanly and it was good; but nothing amazing #but the feeling of it #the context and the fact it was made by a caring host #it really made it great #and today I could show that same kind of love to myself again

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celestialtrolls-moved · 11 months

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"I think it's cute that some kids dress up and go around their neighbours to ask for candy every sweep... I think I would have liked something like that when I was younger..."

"I can't even be the adult handing out sweets, I don't live in any sort of populated area, and even if I camped in Rennra's apartment while he's at work, I don't think any kids are going to be wandering around a building mostly reserved for fleet members..."

"I think it would be fun to decorate the outside of a house with all of the pumpkins and fake cobwebs... But it's no fun if no one sees it..."

#Aelynn RP #fantroll open #aelynn is the cool person that wraps up like a little giftbag for easy handing out to each person #and each bag has like a (all full-size) bar of chocolate and a bag of sweets and some of those grandma strawberry hard candies #and then like a tiny can of soda because she thinks that nobody hands out drinks on Halloween and she thinks they need something to drink #APART FROM SHE LIVES IN AN ABANDONED DRONE BOMBED CITY SO SHE HAS NO NEIGHBOURS #this is a travesty someone let aelynn into their home to be the certified door answerer #and if any kids ask where her costume is #she can make it so her claws appear and her sclera turns black #she wouldn't show her big ghoul mouth though she thinks that's probably too scary #and she can't feasibly pretend that's a costume when her jaw literally unhinges

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