shelbania
shelbania
Shelbania
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The long-awaited hatonous source of sucanactions. (it/she) pronouns.page | neocities
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shelbania · 23 hours ago
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would you like a nice glass of
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shelbania · 23 hours ago
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JUST LIKE ALWAYS I LOVE YOU TAKE ME AWAY WITH YOUR KISS I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU MY PRECIOUS MEMORY
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shelbania · 23 hours ago
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it really is insane how little you hear about "america has the world's highest prison population by such a significant margin that it would be seen as excessively over-the-top if it was used in fiction"
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shelbania · 23 hours ago
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Holding up snarky signs doesn't seem to be working.
For me, it isn't about whether this action is appropriate or not. It's about how this kind of action is inevitable.
I'm going to let Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. explain in a quote no one seems to post during his annual holiday.
"It is not enough for me to stand before you tonight and condemn riots. It would be morally irresponsible for me to do that without, at the same time, condemning the contingent, intolerable conditions that exist in our society. These conditions are the things that cause individuals to feel that they have no other alternative than to engage in violent rebellions to get attention. And I must say tonight that a riot is the language of the unheard. And what is it America has failed to hear?"
If you only speak up about a supercharger catching fire and ignore the unheard, you are prioritizing a thing over people.
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shelbania · 23 hours ago
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shelbania · 23 hours ago
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Daily fucking reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent, completely and fully. He has been convicted of no crime. He has had no fair trial. He is a SUSPECT. Luigi Mangione is entirely innocent and everyone needs to stop parroting this insidious propaganda that he “committed” the crime he is only SUSPECTED of. He is not a murderer. He is not a criminal. He is an innocent man.
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shelbania · 23 hours ago
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shelbania · 23 hours ago
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Due to the name "GIMP" being considered quite offensive in some dialects of english, which has been a renewed topic of debate among the wider FOSS community, we are proud to announce that across the next month or so the project will be rebranding!
From now on, GIMP will be known as FAG!
The name stands for "FOSS Art & Graphics"! As our project had no longer been associated with GNU at all for a long while now, we felt it was finally time to sign the divorce papers and get rid of their name tainting ours. However we still wanted to convey that FAG is and always will be Free and Open Source software. After a long session of brainstorming, spending days upon days looking for a name that conveys our values and project well, we finally ended at FAG. We're quite happy with it! What do you guys think? Let us know through comments and reblogs!
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shelbania · 23 hours ago
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earlier this week Twitter user ppuccin0 tweeted about a fashion article that advised against tops with large floral patterns, saying the wearer was in danger of looking like a "ロマンティックおばさん," or a "romantic auntie." the tweet went viral with many agreeing that a "romantic auntie" sounded like a very nice thing to aspire to be, and some even posted illustrations or photos tagged with the trend
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illustration by Toyota Yuu (author of Cherry Magic)
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illustration by 141shkw/Sora Midori (author of Beautiful Curse)
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photos by Takinami Yukari (author of Motokare Mania and Watashi-tachi wa Mutsuu Ren'ai ga Shitai or "We Want A Painless Romance")
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illustration by m:m (mangaka of Matataki no End Roll)
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illustration by ooinuai (mangaka of Onikui Kitan)
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illustration by ma2 (mangaka of The Reason We Fall In Love)
BONUS:
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shelbania · 23 hours ago
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“you just think you’re better than people for not shopping on temu” yes i do because i am
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shelbania · 1 day ago
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homonationalists die very badly thank you
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shelbania · 1 day ago
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everyone will become a girl with glasses. *everyone*
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shelbania · 1 day ago
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More favourite numerical memes:
Implicit or implicit enumeration of uncountable things (example: taking inventory of the fucks which one gives)
Suggesting the divisibility of things which are not customarily thought of as able to be subdivided (example: "six whole people")
Using words that aren't numbers as numbers (example: "one William dollars")
Technically correct but contextually misleading estimates (example: looking at a group of several thousand things and observing that there are "at least three")
Incongruous qualifiers for apparently simple sums or tallies (example: she was twenty-seven years old, not counting 2014)
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shelbania · 1 day ago
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last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this
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we got this
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and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in
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shelbania · 1 day ago
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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shelbania · 1 day ago
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shelbania · 1 day ago
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it's not glamorous, but it's also not honest work, and nobody needs to do it
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