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Thanks for hanging out with me! Was I cool? did you like me? What do you think of me in detail? Do you hate me?

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on my way home last night I stopped to buy gas and realized that my fuel door was almost completely covered in ice and frozen shut so I did the logical thing and crouched down and lifted my shirt and pressed my naked belly against it until it melted

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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I'm certain this is on Tumblr somewhere, but I haven't seen it around, so I'm sharing it myself

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god i wish that fucking kid didnt have such bad aim

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it is truly so pathetic how much america hates women

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Tapping the sign.

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honestly the iPig is overrated

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Mr. Business and The Heavy have claimed the role of Luigi's giant goth girlfriends.

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raymoo

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I remember seeing images back in the day from a Japanese English textbook focused soley on how swearing and profanity work in English. It spread around a little because it contained many pictures of anime girls telling eachother to fuck off and calling things shit, but in otherwise weirdly formal English. I wish I could find it, but when I look it up none of the books that come up are the one I'm thinking of.

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i wasted my time on this

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