#chloe nathanael

[trickstermiraculous]

Miraculous Court Revived Au

This au is based off the idea of Marinette revving the guardians through her classmates.

Basic Facts:

Lila has been found out but the staff still believe her

Ladybug and Chat Noir has revealed their identities after Master Fu passed over guardianship

Miracle queen didn’t happen (Chloe gets a redemption)

Adrien and Marinette had a big conversation on boundaries (with Chat Noir constant confessions/refusal to listen to Ladybug and Marinette borderline stalking, it was desperately needed) and decided on friendship for now so their relationship is healthy

Think only s1 s2 s3

Story:

Both Marinette and Adrien agreed to lend out the miraculous permanently but they did it slowly over a year

Not every hero shows up to an akuma at first but most do now as hawkmoth keeps getting stronger the longer they have the miraculous

Which ironically is something happening to the heroes with them gaining effects outside their suits such as animal traits, super strength/speed and small amount of their powers

The Kwamis explained that this is not unusual and many past users who last longer ended up being tightly bonded to their miraculous which made them into demigods (the class being all true holders just made this happen sooner in the development unlike others who had this happen when they were adults)

Over time the class got more feral but not something that was insanely noticeable until another heroes day incident which ended up with class (plus Kagami and Luka) revealing their identities to each other in order to have a stronger support systems as shit was getting worse and worse with the akumas becoming more deadly and horrific

This cause the class to basically become feral in an actual noticeable manner (think Feralnette au vibes but with the whole class)

They also focused way more on the hero jobs, learning martial arts, weapons training, gymnastics, dance, first aid, civilian control tactics

It was Chloe who brought up the idea because while these classes were great, it was too public so why not get a secret base? Like other heroes do

Between her money and her dad’s complete refusal to go against her and never looking into what she was doing, it was a perfect way to hide a secret base and there are a lot of old warehouses/old buildings needing to be bought up so no would really notice

Even so Max and Alix pointed out that even if that was the case wouldn’t it look odd for a bunch of teenagers to keep visiting a random building/warehouse

It took a lot of brain storming but eventually it was surprisingly Kim that had a solution even if it would be complicated as fuck to accomplish

BUILD A BUSINESS

Confused at first, Adrien asked for an elaboration

Well Marinette wants her own fashion brand, Alya wants to be reporter, Nino wants a music/movie career, Kitty Section has started a career already and just needs to be sign to a label but also has their own job wants outside like Myleen/Ivan/Rose’s charity work and Julaka Modelling career, Marc/Nathaniel wants to make comics, Alix wants to expand her art career/sports career, he wants his own sports career as well, Max wants to build more inventions to improve technology for the world, Adrien wants to also work in science (if not work in food) and Chloe/Sabrina like business in general

so why not just combine all their talents and build a jack of all trades enterprise like other big corporations tend to do

It would also be a good cover to build up the Miraculous Guardians again like Marinette and Adrien wants because you can’t really build something like that out in open anymore without it sounding like a cult.

The Plan/Effects:

So that was the plan, it helped keep their parents off their case, could work on it during school because basically everyone there expect for Lula or Kagami (both helping on music and security branches)

It was a slow build as buying a hood building took a while so did all the legal issues but Chloe, Sabrina, Kagami, Adrien and Marinette helped due to the rich kid background, police father and Marinette’s small business that had been set up with the help of Jagged.

The business didn’t really come first though at least they were not openly promoting it.

First they worked on their hero reputation/brands by increased public interactions with more patrols (more heroes means easier ways to spread out patrols), working with the police for normal crimes like how many other heroes in America do (I’m thinking dc crossover not the canon ones), social media presence for better alerts/info to public/a way to see more down to Earth and relate to people (since come what teenager type hero is not going to shit post/meme about their lives)

And it worked more people support them, helping bring more hope as the new need for more heroes got people worried that hawkmoth was winning, the government was starting to help out more (double edged sword thou as that meant a bigger work load for other crimes) which made them express that even when hawkmoth was defeated they wouldn’t minds them sticking around to help Paris since most hero’s tend to stick to America

The main cover business started to become popular after making themselves more known openly with Ladyblog being officially under the company banner, Marc/Nathaniel’s comics also coming under the brand, Max’s new hero endorsed akuma alert app and Hero Website also coming under the company, Kitty Section joining with the start of company’s music records, famous jagged stone endorsed designer known as MDC also joining.

All these popular thing helped it grow quite fast and with the fact most of them being young teens helped make the media especially interested in how fast they were raising in popularity because it wasn’t everyday you see a group of teenagers build such a big company at their age.

That’s all I got so far to be honest.

Notes:

Adrien has to sneak around his father still but with the business he had chloe help him to threaten Gabriel to back off (threaten to go to the press about how he’s unfairly treated)

Kagami and Lula while out of the class have ended up close with most of them over time before the reveal

Parents are just happy their kids are having fun and building up their future careers

Kwamis are protective as hell with class while also are all really happy with being out after being stored into the box for so long

Teachers and the rest of the school tend to avoid or be more harsh on the akuma class (Lila being the cause for the staff issues)

They are now around the age of 16-17

The hero team is now known as the Miraculous Court due to how the public has heard them use their old titles that the guardians used to use such as Lady Of Luck, Duke of Destruction, Seers of Time, Knight Of The Elements, etc.

If you guys have an idea on what the Business should be comment below (currently only idea is Lucky Enterprise)

[angellekookie]

Stupid Little Things

The way I have been struggling with this for the longest time! Between whatever has happened to the show and writer's block, this is what I have after so long. But anyways... enough of that, I hope you guys enjoy my lil self indulgent Chlonath, because I've realised that they are my babies and I will always love them <3 This also crossposted to Ao3

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For most of Paris, it was your typical Thursday afternoon. For Chloe Bourgeois, it was the day she realised that she had a crush on Nathaniel Kurtzberg. The guy who had always seemed to be in a world all on his own. All she's been doing for the longest time was to argue with the boy, and before, she used to make fun of him for falling asleep and drawing in classes. She would go back and change that for sure, but that’s not an option. She’d gladly ask her daddy to pay for it if it were. She had no idea what she was to do now.  Chloé couldn’t just walk up to Nathaniel and start being extra nice to him, he’d suspect something was the matter. She wouldn’t go back to being really mean to him, and she definitely couldn’t, wouldn’t under any circumstance, tell the boy how she felt. That would just be ridiculous. Definitely not an option at all.  

For most students it was the last day of school before their glorious two week break.  For Chloe Bourgeois, it was day one of ‘avoiding Nathaniel Kurtzberg like her life depended on it.’ In a way, it did.

After hours and hours of pondering and talking things over with Pollen and an all night phone call with Sabrina, Chloe came to the conclusion that it would be best for everyone if Nathaniel never knew about her feelings. She also realised that she couldn’t quite possibly trust herself to speak to him at all. It was definitely much easier this way, at least she imagined it would be. What Chloe didn’t imagine was that she would miss arguing with the artist. She also never imagined that someone could feel physically tired from avoiding someone else. Granted, it never ever crossed her mind that she would have to quite literally doge him in the hallways. That in itself was an olympic sport. She’d have to congratulate Marinette for somehow pulling off these stunts on the daily. It was hard, sure. But it was the only way to get over this whole crush situation. Distancing herself from him now before the break would make things easier since there would be two whole weeks where seeing him would be near impossible. That should be enough time to mourn the loss of what never could have been. It's an easy plan, completely foolproof.  Even Hawkmoth himself could pull it off. Chloe was sure, without a shadow of doubt that this master plan of hers was definitely going to work.  

What she failed to take into consideration was that many things in life were easier said than done. This was one of them.

The first week of ‘avoiding Nathaiel Kurtzburg like her life depended on it’ was relatively easy. Afterall, it was spring break and it was only necessary to leave the hotel if there was school going on or if she needed to fight an akuma. The former isn’t an issue at the moment and the latter oftentimes doesn’t include the very attractive, very talented artist that happened to be in the same class as her. With all the free time that she suddenly had on her hands, Chloe found that it is possible to finish all the assigned readings and homework for all her classes before the eve of school resuming after a break. Who would’ve thought? The only downside was that with the homework out of the way, she was bored by day three.

By day seven, she gave up on being a lonely prisoner in her room and decided to spend some time with Sabrina doing mani pedis, watching movies and pranking the hotel staff- just like any ordinary sleepover. The days were both peaceful, and quiet… Well, as peaceful and quiet as it gets when watching superhero movies and debating which team was right in 'Civil War.'  Chloe appreciated this more than anything, and Sabrina knew this when Chloe gave her the tightest hug in history before she left that day.

Days eight through thirteen of ‘avoiding Nathaiel Kurtzburg like her life depended on it’ really changed for Chloe.  The problem was evolving and she needed to fix her strategy to accommodate that.  Avoiding the artist wasn’t a problem, it couldn’t be because he wasn’t here.  No, the problem was bigger.  She couldn’t stop thinking about him.  Every other building she saw suddenly seemed so interesting and she couldn’t help but think how he’d for sure stop and try to sketch every little thing that interested him even a bit instead of taking a picture like a regular person.  The graffiti walls reminded her of the wall in the art classroom and the times she would notice Nathaniel doing some graffiti of his own.  Even the quaint bookstore reminded her of the time she found out she had a crush on him two weeks ago when he handed Chloe her chemistry book after school.  She needed to stop thinking about him, for her own good.  After all she put him through, there was no way he’d ever like her back.  This wasn’t a movie, or a fairytale or one of those romance books Sabrina likes to read.  

Day fourteen, had it gone according to plan, would have proved that Chloe could have absolutely been able to pull off her elaborate idea without a hitch. Midday came and went, it was evening time. That was just enough time for the day to end peacefully. It was also just enough time for everything to drastically change. Of course, one could guess what happened since Ladybug and her team found themselves on top of the Eiffel Tower trying to figure out the best way to defeat a giant multicoloured monstrosity to stop it from destroying all of Paris once again. 

Well, Ladybug and most of the team.

If you asked Chloe about the akuma, she would tell you it smelled like grass. If you ask her on a deeper level, she would tell you that it smelled like the lawn was being cut and that she wasn’t sure that she liked it, and that she was tired. In truth, they have been fighting this akuma for almost an hour now and the end did not seem within sight. The only thing that she truly was sure about was the fact that she just had to get pollen a snack soon as possible. She had used her miraculous ability Venom and missed! She doesn’t think the day could get any worse.

She found an empty alleyway and dropped her transformation. All she had to do was get pollen fed and jump back into action. Pollen had just finished eating when Chloe saw tomato red hair behind her. She only knew one person in Paris who had obnoxiously red hair like that, and he was currently passed out on the ground behind her. She quickly went to kneel beside him and was relieved to find that he was bleeding, worried that he had passed out and a lot stressed since he was practically in the middle of the akuma attack. She had to get him somewhere safe. It took approximately three seconds before Chloe realised that there was no way she could move Nathaniel, at least not in her current state. After checking that pollen had eaten and another sweep of the area to make sure no one would see her, she quickly transformed into Queen Bee and took off with Nathaniel in her arms. After placing him safely on a balcony of her father’s hotel she took off again, this time to put an end to the akuma that was terrorising Paris. Only because of the akuma, and not something absurd like her feeling flustered by her crush or anything.

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Nathaniel sat in his bedroom staring at his hands, or his feet, or the floor. He had too much to process from the last sixteen hours and as  a result sleep has been evading him.  Or maybe he has been evading sleep. He would argue that both things can be true at once, one does not cancel out the other. Much like how Chloe Bourgeois and Queen Bee appear to exist within the same person. The superhero that he has a crush on and the girl that he definitely DID NOT have a crush on, no matter what Juleka says, just so happen to be the same person. No big deal. He would laugh if he didn't find the whole situation strange. This type of thing doesn’t just happen to him of all people, at least that was what he kept telling himself.

He was walking across the city. Briskly walking may be a better word, or perhaps running for his life best describes it. The akuma of the week had made its appearance and regrettably Nathaniel found himself in the wrong place at the wrong time, narrowly escaping getting hit by whatever was coming from that thing's mouth. When his back hit the ground with a not so gentle thud,  he thought that maybe it wasn’t one of his brightest ideas as the air was quite literally knocked out of him. He wasn’t feeling any excruciating pain, thank God! He knew he just wouldn’t hear the end of it from his mother who, by the way, told him it was not a good idea to go out today.

Nathaniel finally found the strength to open his eyes and try to look around to see just where he landed himself. He sat up and turned around when he saw Queen Bee landing in his alley.  Her back was turned to him, so she never saw him. He was feeling a pretty mix of relief and disappointment because he has a crush on her but didn’t want this to be how she met him for the first time. He was also having an internal battle trying to figure out whether or not he should try to get her attention when he heard her say… something followed by a flash of blinding golden light. When he looked back at where Queen Bee was standing, she was nowhere to be found. In her place stood none other than Chloe Bourgeois. Was he shocked? Absolutely! Chloe Bourgeois being a superhero was not a part of his bingo cards. Was he surprised? Not as much as he thought he should be, since if Chloe was going to be a superhero she would of course choose royalty.

There was no time for him to dwell too long though, since he was pretty sure he saw something he probably should not have. With no other option, he quickly laid down again and closed his eyes, hoping that Queen Bee would soon be gone. Again, it wasn’t his best idea, but he was an artist, not an athlete. There was still an akuma out on the loose and Nathaniel was not going to get caught up in that again. He could've sworn he heard her maybe whisper a “thank God!”  But he was definitely sure he heard her say “Pollen, buzz on!” He was definitely sure that there was a flash of light again, and he was almost 97% sure that Queen Bee was now where Chloe stood. The 3% is him hoping that maybe this is a dream. He has a concussion and he is dreaming.

In no time at all Nathaniel was hoisted up bridal style and Queen Bee launched into the air. He tightened his hands around her neck because this was the sky they were flying through, and he wasn't that he was scared of heights or anything, it was just that he’d rather not be that high up. He also couldn’t help but tighten his eyes as well. He really did not need to see the world below whizzing by him. Although, he reckoned it might be a really good reference for painting. Maybe he could capture it with some water colours, or perhaps oil paints would do a better job at replicating the essence of it all? The only way to tell was to look and see for himself.

He never got the chance to find out.

In the time it had taken him to maybe consider opening his eyes he felt that the air around him had gone still. “Nath- uh… Citizen, thank goodness you’re awake. You’re safe now, you can let go.” Maybe it was his brain, or perhaps his heart that had gone still instead. Seconds passed, maybe minutes, maybe hours before he was able to peel himself away from Queen Bee. He would much rather blame it on the fact that he was shaken up from the flight than on the fact the her voice was so soft, that her eyes were so soft as she spoke to him. Yes, Nathaniel would much rather blame it on shaken nerves than on the fact that he might have felt enchanted looking into Queen Bee's eyes, Chloe’s eyes. 

As quickly as the moment began it had ended and after a “Be safe,” Queen Bee was gone. He did not remember leaving the hotel, or how he got back home. He barely registered the looks his mother gave him during dinner, or even when he made his way to his room. Not even staring at his hands, or his feet, or the floor could quite help him come to terms with everything that he had seen today. 

Nathaniel knew he was going to spend all night thinking about it. Chloe Bourgeois is Queen Bee, Queen Bee is Chloe Bourgeois. One of them is a beloved superhero of Paris, the other is… or was a bully who rained terror on everyone that breathed in her direction. Both of them stay on his mind though for completely different reasons. It was just his luck that all this had to happen the day before school started again.

[fuumiku]

I got back into chlonath someone pls save me Also the og sketches under the cut, bc they ugly but different so who knows someone might like ‘em. I like drawing Nath more rectangular but then I look at his actual model and he’s. So pointy (derogatory /j)

I wrote a fic btw

[madamefeu]

Hi! Here’s what your favorite Miraculous Ladybug character says about you!:

Marinette: You’re a child. You’re a member of the target audience for this show, and you don’t know why all of these teens and adults are raging so much about the ladybug show, but you’re content to watch the show and beg your parents for the toys and the cereals. Do they taste good? Probably not. But they have Ladybug on the box so you don’t care

Adrien: You don’t have an ideal relationship with your father. You’re a chronic people pleaser and you have no sense of boundaries, and you need to learn how to say no. Also break up with your girlfriend, she’s not in love with you, she’s obsessed with you, there’s a difference. You are not a person to her, you are a trophy

Nino: You’re really nice and a great friend, but that’s kind of all there is to you. You’re like vanilla ice cream, you’re sweet, and you’re dependable, and you’re so inoffensive that no one could possibly hate you

Alya: Some people are destined for greatness. You are destined to forever be a sidekick, and you’re surprisingly ok with that. You like supporting others from behind the scenes, and you don’t want the spotlight

Mylene: 2010s alt fashion has you in a chokehold, and you never want it to let go. You will be wearing shorts over tights and owl necklaces until your dying days

Ivan: Shy people who have the most hardcore music on their Spotify playlists. You listen to Insane Clown Posse and Suicide Silence while doing laundry or walking your dog

Rose: You’re an uwu pastel girly with the cutest fashion sense, also you’re definitely not straight

Juleka: Goth lesbian. You have a crush on your best friend, and I know that she likes you too, so just tell her how you feel already

Nathanael: Stop trying to make your best friend come out, he might not even be gay. Ok, he might be, but he’ll come out in his own time, you can’t rush him

Marc: *Holds up non-binary flag as the French national anthem plays*

Chloe: We know, Chloe was done dirty by the show. Everyone knows it by now, so keep writing your fix-it fics, or shut up and find a better fandom to join

Sabrina: Stop having crushes on your bullies, they are terrible people, you cannot change them

Kagami: Mommy issues. Probably not heterosexual. Probably needs a lifetime of therapy

Felix: You have daddy issues and you date girls with mommy issues, also I would bet my life savings on you not being neurotypical

Lila: Yet another brilliant character who was completely done dirty by the show. Go join the Chloe fans and write fix-it fics together

Toxinelle: You have a type, and that type is emo girls. You unironically love listening to them ramble about their latest edgy wolf OC or what they bought at Hot Topic

Griffe Noir: You’re in the same boat as the Adrien fans, but you also have a huge crush on an emo girl. If you wanna impress her, learn to play her favorite songs on guitar or write a poem for her. She’ll go nuts for that

[flightlessribbons]

MARINETTE: LADY LUCK ERA

MLB INHERITANCE AU PT. 4

- the origin:

A new Chat Noir, dubbed "Night Watch" by the masses due to almost exclusively seen at night and doing all manners of good deeds and selfless notions for the average Parisians, popped up almost immediately after Tuxedo's retirement.

When Bridgette is set to move onto campus for university, Marinette is hellbent on moving out of their shared room and having her own space to sew and create. She begs her parents to let her move into the attic, promising to clean out the attic herself.

After her parents agree, Marinette begins to sift through the attic belongings, and sees a pair of earrings she thinks seem vaguely familiar. She puts them on, and looks at them in the mirror, but screams when Tikki pops up behind her reflection telling her the earrings suit her.

Tikki explains the last situation to Mari, and the fae's concerns and desperation as she feels Null grow stronger somewhere in the city. Tikki tells her that she's been keeping an eye on Mari through the years, and recognizes her traits that would make her an excellent Ladybug.

Marinette shuts down Tikki's proposal for heroism, telling Tikki that if Bridgette couldn't do what needed to be done, there's no way Marinette could. Tikki refuses that mindset, though cannot convince the girl further before Sabine knocks on the attic hatch.

The faerie hides in the earrings that Marinette is still wearing, as Sabine pushes through to check in Marinette's progress on the room and offer her help to look through some of her old belongings that Marinette can move.

The two go through trunks of old family heirlooms and photo albums, before Sabine looks wistfully at an old album of her and her old friends.

In the picture is Sabine, Otis, Amelie, Emilie, Tom, and Gabriel. Marinette recognizes Gabriel Agreste, and is shocked that her parents never mentioned knowing him before.

Sabine tells Mari that Tom and Gabriel used to be best friends for a long time, which introduced Amelie and Emilie to their little university friend group. She recalls their days fondly and says their connections were irreplaceable, but admits that the group hadn't done the best efforts for keeping in contact. After Emilie's health had declined, most of the group drifted apart for various personal reasons despite them all trying their best to keep in touch. Amelie and Gabriel had been unreachable since Emilie's coma and Sabine tells her daughter she wishes she could have told them all together what they meant to her.

The two go down together for dinner, but Marinette can't stop thinking about her mom's stories and the Ladybug proposal. Though when she tries to talk to Tikki in the night and following days, the faerie does not respond.

Marinette goes to school at the beginning of a new term, nearly late because of her late night cleanups of the attic, and is met with Alya, Nino, and Chloe.

Chloe had stopped her petty bullying at a much younger age, and the four of them had been a strong group since they were kids.

Walking into the building, a crowd has amassed, but as the four try to shuffle their way past, Chloe squeals and runs to plucks the person grabbing all the attention from the crowd.

Pulling Adrien Agreste out, Chloe holds his arm tight and manages to scare the crowd away. Happily pulling him along, she introduces him to the other three as her best friend since diapers.

Marinette embarrassingly realizes that she's face to face with the model she's had a crush on since she was a kid, and fumbles a greeting to him and a sweaty handshake. He doesn't seem to mind (or notice) at all, and the four go to their class to pick their seats.

Chloe gives up her front row seat with Nino for Adrien, and instead takes the empty seat behind Alya and Mari, and next to Nathanael.

Midway through class, the first akuma alarm in 2 years goes off, and the school is a mess of kids trying to escape.

Adrien disappears in the rush, and the other four make it out of the school, but Alya gets caught by the akuma on the way out. Nino and Chloe immediately run after her, but Marinette is frozen in shock and loses them in the crowd.

Running into a deserted alleyway, Marinette tries to talk with Tikki again, panicked and begging the faerie to respond and tell her what to do so she can save her friends.

Tikki seems to have woken up from a slumber, but quickly recollects herself and guides Marinette what to do. She transforms and sees Chat Noir already on the scene, as he helps her clumsy landing into the battle.

They're both nervous, but Chat helps her get her breathing under control before they turn their attention back at the fight. Trying to get a scope on the situation, Chat suggests she ask her faerie how best to deal with an akuma. Tikki tells them what she told Bri about purifying, faerie spirits, and a bit more about her Ladybug abilities.

They go about clearing the civilians out of the way first, before dealing with the akumas directly. After clearing everyone away, they see their three friends in the hands of the enemy. Before Chat Noir can step in, Ladybug confronts the akuma. She's terrified, and she's shaking, but she resolves herself in saving her friends and the civilians that are helpless. Chat watches her in awe as she faces the akuma, before the two of them manage to end the fight.

After they purify the akuma, an eerie voice begins to speak to them through their miraculous. Sounding like two voices overlapping, the voice tells them that he's coming for their miraculous, and there's nothing they can do to delay the inevitable. That he'll keep sending akuma after akuma, to create his perfect world.

After the message ends, the two evade the press, as Chat Noir leads them to a nearby rooftop to talk in private. They discuss the voice they heard, and formally introduce themselves. Before they can talk more, their miraculous begin to beep, and Chat tells her what the beeping means for their faerie's recharge. He suggests they meet up later that night to discuss more things, but Ladybug hesitates. He tells her there's no pressure, but to think about it- also telling her that it's nice to finally have a quick thinking partner beside him with the akumas coming back.

They both leave the rooftop in different directions, and she hides again to drop her transformation. Tikki tells her she's going to stay in the earrings to rest until she can eat since Marinette wants to check in on her friends, but if Marinette could maybe snag her some cookies from the bakery when they get home.

Mari reunites with Nino, Alya, and Chloe, and the three are fangirling about the superheroes encounter. Marinette hugs them, glad that they're okay. Adrien rejoins them as well, saying he had to take shelter when the attack started. School is dismissed for the rest of the day, as well as school tomorrow, as the staff has to go over more codes and emergency situations with the return of akumas.

Marinette goes home, snagging a few cookies from the bakery, and on her way upstairs, wonders how best to tell Tikki that there's bound to be a better Ladybug out there. Though she stops in her tracks when she sees that her sister is home.

She hugs her sister, and the two catch up a bit. Bridgette mentions she caught the end of the battle from the day's akuma, and asks Marinette if she saw it since it was near her school.

Marinette lies and says she was hiding, and Bri describes it to her, but surprises Marinette by singing high praises for the new Ladybug. Bridgette bittersweetly admires how the new Ladybug was terrified but still managed to pull through and save the day. Saying she can see her push through and do the right things even when they're hard- something that Scarlet couldn't do. She sees hope in the new Ladybug, and tells Marinette that whoever it was, Tikki chose well.

Before Marinette could respond, Bridgette gets a text on her phone. Blushing at the notification, Bridgette gathers the last stuff she came to pick up. Hugging Mari goodbye, she's out the door with promises of seeing her on the weekend for dinner, leaving Marinette alone in the room to think about what she said.

After dinner, Marinette goes to her new room in the attic, and hesitantly brings Tikki out. Recharged from the cookies earlier, Tikki brings up the Chat's proposal from earlier to meet up. Her earlier thoughts of turning the Ladybug role down conflict with her sister's words, and she ultimately agrees to transform and meet her new partner. Though as she transforms and leaves through the upper balcony, she doesn't notice her dad, who came up to ask her about school, poking out from the attic hatch. He watches the balcony hatch a bit after she leaves before going into the kitchen.

She meets up with Night Watch, who admits to doubting a bit if she'd come.

"You came"

"That's what good partners do, right?"

The two discuss things like patrol schedules, and Chat catches her up on a lot of things he would do while transformed. He tells her he had contact with the previous holder and a mentor, and asked if she did as well, to which she sheepishly denied. Chat tells her not to worry, telling her that her fae will tell her a lot too, but that her black cat partner will always be there for her. She rolls her eyes at whatever puns and flirts he makes but offers him a grin at that, pushing her fist out for a fist bump. He returns it.

As she comes home, and drops her transformation, she finds the attic hatch open, and her dad humming in the kitchen below. Seeing her at the hatch, Tom smiles and motions for his daughter to join him in the otherwise empty kitchen.

As she sits down, he pulls. A fresh batch of cookies from the stovetop, telling her they just finished cooling. Marinette laughs and eats one, but freezes when her dad asks if Tikki would like some too. At her reaction, he gives a warm, but concerned smile, and tells her he knows it's the faerie's favorite.

Tikki comes out of the earrings, and faces Tom. She tries to explain why she hadn't left, but he stops her. Telling both Tikki and Marinette that he knows what responsibilities lie in waiting for Ladybug- and how their biggest downfall is them taking on too many things by themselves.

He knows he can't help in the ways he wants to as a father, but tells Marinette that she has him at home, a partner in the Black Cat, and someone he wants her to see the next day since she doesn't have school. He reassures her that they're never alone, and has a team by her side. Marinette and Tikki both wrap Tom in an embrace as all three eat the cookies.

The next day, Tom takes Marinette to her Uncle Fu's shop, confusing the girl. She's been there a million times, and voices her confusion to her father, who laughs it off and tells her to follow him inside.

There, they see Fu, who smiles knowingly and greets the family friends before closing up the shop. He calls Wayzz out, and tells the two to follow him to the back of the shop to discuss recent developments and mentions that he hears Marinette is in the market for a mentor.

Meanwhile, Adrien is happy he's made new friends, his ability to finally go to public school, and his amazing new hero partner.

Though back in his room, he voices to Plagg his concerns about his father: mostly about how distant he has become- as he barely speaks to Adrien anymore and makes Nathalie do any interacting with the boy. Noting that even when Gabriel does talk to him, his voice is cold and monotone; nothing like the father he knew before who- even at his lowest- would make sure to spend time with his son.

Adrien resolves himself to do his best for his father, hopeful that the Gabriel he knew will come back some day to them.

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[fundiepredictions]

Happy anniversary

Loren and Gloria Wissmann celebrate their 44th anniversary today.

Their family:

Rachel (42), married with Alan Businitz (52), with Kendrick (8), Autumn (6), Justice (5) and Audrey (0)

Ruth (41), married with Ryan Bourlier (42), with Lee (7), Jerit (5), Judah (4), Kaleb (3) and Chloe (1)

Josiah (39), married with Abi Rehm (37), with Joanna (14), Asher (12), Jenifer (8), Andron (4)

Bethany (38), married with Dan Beasley (36), with Arianna (12), Caden (10), Everett (7), Gemma (5), Felicity (3)

Andrew (36), married with Kori Knuth (34), with Wyatt (6), Jaxon (4)

Elizabeth (34)

Matthias (33), married with Michelle Kingery (34), with Adalynn (5), Titus (3), Owen (1)

Stephen (31), married with Jana Duggar (34)

Hannah (29), married with Jeremiah Duggar (25), with Brynley (1) and Brielle (0)

Susanna (27), married with Drew Jerred (?), with Lila (0)

Alaythia (24)

Nathanael (22), married with Katrina Sahlstrom (21), with Theodore (1)

Charissa (17)

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Do you have more ideas for your Alya and Lila arrival swap au?

(Yes I do)

(What if Lila and Alya swapped arrival times) Part 2

(Previous here)

-So what people would not realize is how much support Marinette needed at the early days. And when Lila is replacing Alya. Drama is sure to ensue.

-Stormy weather happens but with some changes.

-Lila is still good at lying to kids, so convincing Manon to go to the park was easy.

-The difference is that it’s Lila pushing to be in the photo shoot. Marinette hasn’t told Lila of her crush on Adrien, since Lila is pursuing him.

-Lila being more forward talking to Adrien. Adrien is polite but tells Lila he can’t just have anyone join the photo shoot.

-Marinette distracts herself by hanging with Manon.

-Of course Lila gets an idea to use Manon as a means in and offers to take Manon on the merry go round

-Stormy weather strikes and freezes then in.

-Ladybug and chat noir spring into action and Stormy weather is beaten like in canon.

-Afterward Lila’s plan works… sort of. Manon ended up being liked by the photographer and she ended up modeling with Adrien.

-Adrien asked Marinette if she would want to be in the photos, but this shyer Marinette declined.

-Adrien asks then how about a photo with a friend. Which lets Marinette get a picture with Adrien on her phone.

-Bubbler happens, But Tikki takes the roll of motivator. Lila is doing her own thing for a gift for Adrien.

-Lila and Chloe end up arguing over Adrien at the party. Causing Bubbler to get annoyed and bubble them both. Adrien realizes this is not a good thing and go help

-The scarf plot happens pretty much the same

-Lady Wifi doesn’t happen in this season since no Alya.

-Copycat doesn’t happen because no Alya to encourage Marinette to call Adrien. And ladybug is there to give Theo the autograph and keep Chat noir from being jelly.

-Mr.Pigeon does happen. Lila finding out Marinette is a designer and offers to help. Adrien’s encouragement convinced her to do it. Lila notes that Marinette might have a crush on Adrien. But holds back mentioning it.

- Pharaoh does happen but without the plotline with the history book doesn’t happen. Lila gets kidnapped then ditched. Ladybug saved her. So Lila gets done gloating in about meeting ladybug

-pixalator is the same except Lila is much more pissed since Chloe made her jobs the worst.

-Evillustrator happens, Lila of course pretends to be sympathetic to Marinette. Aside from that she also tries to pair up Marinette and Nathanael since she figured out he had a crush on her. Though this doesn’t work. The marichat is the same.

-Rogercop is virtually the same, but Lila is the one blamed.

-Timebreaker is the same, Puppeteer is basically the same, but no lady wifi. It was bubbler instead.

-Reflekta is the same but Lila tried taking more credit for the photo idea. But everyone knew it was Marinette.

-Kungfood happens, but Lila does use this as a chance to invite Adrien. They both go Lila saying that two translators will be better than one. Adrien being the actual translator helps more. Lila and Chloe butt heads allowing for Marinette to get closer to adrien

- The mine, Guitar villain and Antibug are basically the same. Same with Lady fragrance (except Lila also tries to be buddy buddy with the prince)

-Animan happens but not exactly. So Adrien does try to set up Nino and Marinette. Lila overhears about the idea and decides to help set this up too. This ends up failing as similar to canon, Nino ends up saying he had a crush on her friend. Which Lila doesn’t even accept. So it’s a harsh no. Lila even spills that Marinette has a crush on Adrien and she was hoping that she would use Nino to move on. And Nino sees Lila’s more callous side, knowing the girl is into Adrien decides that his bro deserves better girls. And also Nino does come to appreciate how actually kind Marinette is. Adrien offers to help after but Nino declines, saying that yes he thinks Marinette is a sweet girl but is more Adrien’s type. Which Adrien was a bit surprised by.

-Darkblade happens, but with Lila saying she will run instead of Marinette. Lila having Marinette be her assistant. With Lila being the competition, Sabrina went to investigate Lila. Interestingly enough it was Marinette’s leadership that swayed the votes and Marinette ended up elected. Lila was fuming, but hid it, saying she will help her out.

-Horrificator, Lila was the actress in the film instead of Mylene. Mylene still ended up scared of the mask and ruined a shot. Thus having her run off. And things go on relatively fine until the supposed kiss scene. Chloe gets into a big arguement over it with Lila, in which the Class got annoyed with both of them and told them to discuss it outside. Nino suggested Marinette takeover the roll as Lila and Chloe will be arguing all day. The class agrees.

-The kiss does happen by the way, chloe and Lila are the victims of Horrificator.

-The rest of the episode happens, with Lila losing her voice so Mylene takes over the role now brave.

-and that takes us all the way to Volpina. Which I think deserves it’s own part

[fundieshaderoom]

Fundie Families and Adjacents I Follow: Wissmann

Loren Albert Wissmann- May 15, 1957

Gloria Ann- June 6, 1958

Loren and Gloria married on August 16, 1980, they were ages 23 and 22. They share 13 children, 9 children-in-law, and 27 grandchildren. They are based in Nebraska.

1. Rachel Anna- January 31, 1982

2. Ruth Elissa- August 16, 1983

3. Josiah David- February 23, 1985

4. Bethany Lynne- July 10, 1986

5. Andrew Michael- February 29, 1988

6. Elizabeth Joy- September 21, 1989

7. Matthias Meinert- June 18, 1991

8. Stephen Gerald- July 15, 1993

9. Hannah Marlys- June 23, 1995

10. Susanna Evelyn- March 7, 1997

11. Alaythia Gloria- October 22, 1999

12. Nathanael Loren- October 28, 2001

miscarriage

13. Charissa Marie- September 26, 2006

Rachel married Alan William Busentiz (August 1, 1972) on June 30, 2012, at ages 30 and 39. They share 3 children and 1 on the way.

1. Kendrick Alan- January 26, 2016

2. Autumn Joy- October 7, 2017

Miscarriage- 2018

3. Justice William- July 12, 2019

John Matthew- miscarriage January 2021

Faith Elizabeth- miscarriage August 2021

4. Audrey Ann- September 26, 2023

Ruth married Ryan James Bourlier (February 3, 1982) on July 30, 2016, at ages 32 and 34. They share 5 children.

1. Lee James- June 21, 2017

2. Jerit Daniel- October 3, 2018

3. Judah Loren- November 28, 2019

4. Kaleb Terry- July 3, 2021

5. Chloe Ann- December 12, 2022

miscarriage- September 2023

Josiah married Abi Lyn Rehm (March 28, 1987) on September 20, 2008, at ages 23 and 21. They share 4 children.

1. Joanna Praise- February 24, 2010

2. Asher David- November 30, 2011

3. Jenifer Lee- May 17, 2016

4. Andron Michael- October 11, 2019

Bethany married Daniel Beasley (June 28, 1988) on December 19, 2009, at ages 23 and 21. They share 5 children.

miscarriage

1. Arianna Mae- April 26, 2012

2. Caden James- February 3, 2014

3. Everett William- December 1, 2016

4. Gemma Lynne- September 28, 2018

5. Felicity Anne- January 28, 2021

miscarriage

Andrew married Kori Jane Knuth (November 19, 1989) on March 5, 2011, at ages 23 and 21. They share 2 sons.

7 miscarriages- unknown dates

1. Wyatt Andrew- June 25, 2018

2. Jaxon Richard -June 11, 2020

Matthias married Michelle Ruth Kingery (July 21, 1990) on December 30, 2017, at ages 26 and 27. They share 3 children.

1. Adalynn Michelle- March 22, 2019

2. Titus Ezekiel- June 7, 2021

3. Owen Matthias- June 17, 2023

Stephen married Jana Marie Duggar (January 12, 1990) on August 15, 2024.

Hannah married Jeremiah Robert Duggar (December 31, 1998) on March 26, 2022, at ages 26 and 23. They share two daughters.

1- Brynley Noelle- December 25, 2022

2- Brielle Grace- 2024

Susanna married Drew Donald Jerred on July 1, 2023. They share 1 daughter.

1- Lila Ann- March 2024

Nathanael married Katrina Hope Sahlstrom (June 28, 2003) on October 15, 2022, at ages 20 and 19. They share a son.

1- Theodore James- August 7, 2023

[mariharem-trash-heap]

Just a Little Sick

Something’s wrong - Marinette hasn’t shown up to class yet. When Alya decides to visit her during lunch to find out what’s wrong, the whole class decides to see if they can make her feel better.

Notes:

This was originally requested by an anon - I didn’t feel comfortable using the trope they requested, so I shot for a similar one. I hope you enjoy anyway!

The second bell had only rang a minute ago, but there was unrest among Miss Bustier’s homeroom class as Alya tapped through her phone impatiently.

“Seats, everyone,” the teacher called. Glancing at Alya, she reprimanded, “Miss Cesaire, please put your phone away. It’s class time.”

“Sorry, Madame,” the girl sheepishly answered, slowly putting the phone in her jacket pocket, but Marinette isn’t here yet.”

“Madame Cheng told me that she would be absent today due to illness,” was all the answer she gave as she began to address the students.

Alya stared at the window, her mind racing as she began to tune the lesson out. Marinette was sick? She’d sounded perfectly fine the day before, and it was far from flu season...

The akuma from the night before flashed in her mind. What was their name...? Sick Surprise? Something related to cold and flu... perhaps her home had been in the way of the attack?

A nudge at her elbow made her flinch, but as she turned, Nino gave her a half-smile and held out a note under the table. Taking it, she scanned through it quickly: you can just go see her during lunch.

Ah, Nino always had the best ideas. She smiled warmly at her boyfriend and nodded, pocketing the note.

-----

“Hey, Alya, where are you going?” Adrien spoke up once the bell had rang. Several heads turned their way.

“I’m gonna go check up on Marinette,” she answered, adjusting her glasses. With a wink, she offered, “You wanna go with me? I’m taking Nino too.”

“I don’t see why not.” The blond smiled and made his way over to the two of them.

“If you’re making a trip, could you give her this?” Juleka spoke up shyly, holding out a folded slip of paper. “Rose made it.”

“You might as well give it to her in person,” Nino pointed out. “I bet she’d love it.”

“I don’t want to bother her,” the gothic girl trailed off, but Rose clasped her hands together.

“We wouldn’t be intruding, right?” She asked, bouncing on the balls of her feet.

“I’ll just ask her mom first.” Alya pulled out her phone and turned away.

One by one, more and more students started murmuring.

Nathanael, face pink, stepped up and shyly asked if he could come too. That made Alix ask, then Kim declared he was going if only to race Alix there, and dragged Max with him - one by one they decided to join the group, until Chloe and Sabrina were left.

Nino glanced over at Chloe. “You two staying here?”

“As if,” harrumphed the blonde. “If you think I’m gracing that dingy bakery with my fabulous presence, you need new glasses.”

Sabrina looked from Chloe to the group, then to Chloe again nervously. “Wherever Chloe goes, I go too!”

“Alright,” said the boy slowly. “Whatever you want, I guess.”

Alya finally turned around with a big smile, phone still in hand. “Good news, Madame Cheng said we can come over!”

-----

It wasn’t that long of a walk over to the Dupain-Cheng residence, and one by one the students filed in much to the surprise of the patrons inside.

Mrs. Cheng looked up at the sound of the door, and a warm smile spread across her face. “Ah, Marinette’s classmates. Welcome - Alya, I’m sure you know where her room is?”

“Yep! We’ll be real quiet, I promise!” The girl nodded and gestured to the group. “C’mon.”

Adrien waved to the couple behind the counter before being herded up the stairs with everyone else.

“Okay. So Marinette’s room is right up here,” Alya gestured to the door. “I’m sure I don’t have to tell you not to touch anything that looks important - Chloe and Sabrina aren’t here, after all.”

A ripple of laughter went through the group as Alya knocked on the door.

A weak voice answered from within: “Yes?”

“Mari? Girl, it’s me,” she answered. “Can I come in? I brought some support.”

There was a moment of silence in the room, before there was a shuffling noise.

The door creaked open, and Marinette squinted through the crack. Her hair was loose and tousled, her face held a sickly pallor, and there were bags under her eyes.

The moment she saw Adrien smile back at her, she squeaked and shut the door.

“M- Marinette?” Nino called, concerned.

“Don’t come in yet!!” Came her frantic voice. There was a ruckus in the room - the sound of heavy footsteps and quiet bangs and creaking. “H- hang on!”

Finally after a minute of noise, it stilled - and Marinette fully opened the door with a strained smile, haphazardly-made pigtails, and a bathrobe. “Hi!”

“What’s going on in here, construction?” Kim joked as the students filed in. “Whoa, Mari - your room looks so much cooler now! Did you redecorate or something?”

“Something like that,” she answered shyly, patting down her flyaway hairs. “So, uh, what are you doing here?”

“Well, we heard from Madame Bustier that you were sick, so we decided to come help you feel better!” Adrien piped up.

“I was originally gonna come over by myself, but, well,” Alya gestured around. “You know.”

“Yeah,” the noirette laughed awkwardly. “Sorry, I forgot to text you - I just had a rough night last night, I guess.”

(Rough night was an understatement, she mused to herself with a wince. She was certain she still had an ugly bruise across the middle of her back, and the constant stomach rumblings were enough to make her want to crawl into a hole and stay there.)

“Did the akuma terrorize you too?” Juleka commiserated with a frown. “I couldn’t sleep last night - Luka kept pacing the boat and the noise kept me up.”

“Yeah, it got really close to the bakery,” she admitted. “I don’t know how my parents slept through it, but apparently either they did or they’re too used to short nights for it to make a difference.”

Alya opened her mouth to say something, but Marinette’s stomach rumbled loudly - and the girl grew more pale.

“You okay?” Ivan spoke up in concern.

“I- I’m fine!” Marinette waved it off. “Just-- Ihavetoberightbackstayhereokay!”

She sprinted out of the room, her feet skidding slightly on the floor before a door slammed down the hall.

Silence hung around the room for a minute.

“Well,” Alix started, “that was weird.”

Alya’s phone vibrated in her pocket, and when she fished it out she frowned at a text from Marinette: Accidentally put regular milk in my coffee last night - please don’t tell anyone!!

Her mouth formed an ‘o’. So that was what that was. Marinette was having stomach problems.

Putting the phone back in her pocket, she listened to the chatter from the others until Marinette staggered back into the room, looking more exhausted and smelling sweet. Probably Febreeze.

“Sorry, ha... ha...” she weakly gave a thumbs-up. “Just a little... sick, today.”

“We shouldn’t have come and disturbed you,” Rose fretted, taking Marinette’s hands in hers. “I’m sorry, Mari. You need to get back into bed and rest!”

“I’ll be fine! ... eventually,” she chortled. “Just... not. right now.”

“No, Rose is right. You need sleep more than anything. And medicine.” Alya raised her brows at her friend. “Go on, get back up there. I’m not leaving until you do.”

“Here, lemme help,” Kim said. Before Marinette could say anything in protest, he swept her up and laughed at her squeak of surprise.

“Dark Cupid is back, I see!” Alix laughed, pointing at the boy.

“You’re just jealous you can’t carry Marinette,” he teased back, sticking out his tongue.

Marinette’s face burned brightly as she clung to Kim’s jacket with shaky hands.

“If Mari wasn’t such a sucker for,” Alya glanced Adrien’s way as she whispered to Nino, “Buttercup, I think he’d have some fierce competition for Kim.”

“I dunno, he did have that crush on Chloe at the beginning of the year,” the boy mused. “He’s not the best judge of girls.”

“Yeah, and I guess you are,” she teased, nudging him in the side. “You got me.”

He laughed, leaning in closer.

“Mission accomplished!” Kim called from the upper level. “Operation Get Marinette Back to Bed is clear!”

“Oh,” Juleka remembered, pulling out the note. “Wait, Marinette, I’m leaving this on your chaise, okay?”

“Sure,” came the answer from above as Kim made his way back down the stairs. “Just... leave anything you want there. I’ll look at it later!”

Nathanael glanced up before hesitating, and placed a card down - a thank-you gift, courtesy of him and Marc.

Once there were a small pile of notes on the chaise lounge, Alya smiled and called up, “We’ve gotta get back to school, lunch is ending - I’ll stop by after classes!”

“Okay!”

“C’mon, let’s get going,” Nino urged.

One by one the group left, wishing the girl well and giving goodbyes - until Alya and Adrien were left.

“You wanna say goodbye?” She gestured towards the stairs.

“Yeah, sure,” the blond answered. “Will you tell the others not to wait up?”

Is it happening? Is today the day?! She wondered excitedly. She winked at him and nodded. “Knock yourself out, but don’t do anything rash!”

“I wouldn’t dream of it,” Adrien chuckled. “We’re friends, right?”

...Of course it isn’t happening. Alya could only barely conceal her sigh. Honestly, I don’t think Marinette would say yes anyway - not while she’s sick.

“Yeah, you’re friends,” she answered instead, turning to leave. “We’ll see you back in class, Sunshine.”

[queerbaiting-championship]

Masterpost

The Masterpost will be updated with new links, winners/losers, and new matches as the competition goes on, so keep an eye on it!!

Round 1

February 15th, 12PM CET

Jedediah x Octavius (Night at the Museum) VS the Thirteenth Doctor x Yasmine Khan (Doctor Who)

Elphaba x Glinda (Wicked) VS Loki Laufeyson x Mobius (Marvel)

Wednesday Addams x Enid Sinclair (Wednesday) VS Kara Danvers x Lena Luthor (Supergirl)

Tori Vega X Jade West (Victorious) VS Keith x Lance (Voltron)

Evan Hansen x Connor Murphy (Dear Evan Hansen) VS Troy Barnes x Abed Nadir (Community)

Emma Swan x Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time) VS Stiles Stilinski x Derek Hale (Teen Wolf)

Will Byers x Mike Wheeler (Stranger Things) VS Castiel x Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Steve Rogers x Tony Stark (Marvel) VS Poe Dameron x Finn (Star Wars)

Langa x Reki (SK8 the Infinity) VS Magneto x Professor Xavier (X-Men)

Phoenix Wright x Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney) VS Nathanael Kurtzberg x Marc Anciel (Miraculous Ladybug)

Bakugo x Deku (Boku No Hero Academia) VS Will Graham x Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal)

Juleka Couffaine x Rose Lavillant (Miraculous Ladybug) VS Beca Mitchell x Chloe Beale (Pitch Perfect)

Arthur Pendragon x Merlin (Merlin) VS Bucky Barnes x Sam Wilson (Marvel)

Betty Cooper x Veronica Lodge (Riverdale) VS Steve Rogers x Bucky Barnes (Marvel)

Quinn Fabray x Rachel Berry (Glee) VS Buffy Summers x Faith Lehane (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Albus Potter x Scorpius Malfoy (Harry Potter and the Cursed Child) VS Sherlock Holmes x John Watson (Sherlock)

Round 2

February 16th, 12PM CET

To be updated!

Round 3 (Quarter-finals)

February 17th, 12PM CET

To be updated!

Round 4 (Semi-finals)

February 18th, 12PM CET

To be updated!

Round 5 (Finals)

February 19th, 12PM CET

To be updated!

[boom-fanfic-a-latta]

Aight Permakuma AU Bits:

*Inspired by the thing about the ladybug comic by Nathanael (am I spelling his name right?) and Marc. I remember something about them writing that Evillustrator and Reverser in their comic joined the good guys after being deakumatized or something? If I'm remembering correctly. Though in this AU they probably act a bit too... unstable so Ladybug tells them to stop djdjdjdnd (since in this AU they also still act like how they did as an akuma for the most part. a bit more self-control but... yeah)

*probably takes a while for some of them (especially the kids) to really adapt to the changes so expect Ladybug to have to show up at the school every once in a while in order to get things under control and reverse damage.

*the miraculous transformations still look the same and that's about the most normal the kids who got akumatized will probably ever get to look ever again sndndndndnmd (poor things)

*Horrificator and Stoneheart. Big monster couple <3

*Chloe has probably utilized Sabrina's powers as Vanisher for stuff

*Idk how the Antibug powers would work since iirc her powers also operated on a timer in the episode but she didn't have like an akuma kwami so idk how that'd work.

*the akumatized version of the miraculous transformations (Rena Rage, Shell Shock, Queen Wasp, I guess Cat Blanc too but he only appears in the future and it gets prevented-) stick but only while they are using the miraculous (so for example: Lady WiFi still becomes Rena Rouge but post-Heroes' Day is stuck being Rena Rage when she transforms)

*idk how I'll handle Chloe but I feel like she'd be too pissed at Hawk Moth for turning Paris into an eyesore to want to work with him fnfnfnfnnfnfnfnfnfn especially if he still turns her parents into Heart Hunter because now her parents are a giant floating two-faced head forever and it's all his fault-

*Gamer and Robustus are the most epic duo of all time we stan them <3

*Natalie has to come up with an excuse for Catalyst having happened to explain why the heck she looks Like That now djdndndndndnnddn

*Gorizilla probably just carries Adrien to school every day like that. Adrien gets used to it.

*Reflekta and Princess Fragrance are the swag evil couple we all needed

*The same rules do not apply to sentimonsters so Feast is still gone after that and sadly Senti-bug still dies

*Marinette's poor uncle having to explain to his customers (he had a restaurant right?-) why he's turned into a Creature-

*pretty much any character who gets akumatized and doesn't live in Paris tbh. At least for a while until people just go "Aw man you went to france didn't you?"

*Manon has lost her doll privileges :(

👀

[ficcerspam]

OTHER FANDOM ADDITIONS AND ONESHOTS

To Name a Star - 06.18.16

HP - Draco and Harry go on a date to the planetarium. Drarry Oneshot.

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Whistle! Addition - 01.04.18

OMGCP! - Cute little Partater two shot.

Contradiction Addition - 01.08.18

OMGCP! - Nursey finds it fascinating, that Dex is full of contradictions. I write a poem about it.

Co-Parenting Chowder - 01.23.18*

OMGCP!-  AU prompt: Will and Derek are neighbours who unknowingly both care for the same stray cat that wanders from house to house. Oneshot.

Home Addition - 03.11.18

OMGCheckPlease! - Dex moves out of the attic. It’s a good thing. It doesn’t feel good though. 

This is a Good Thing Addition - 12.02.18

OMGCheckPlease! - Dex moves out of the attic. It’s a good thing. It doesn’t feel good though. 

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Ami / Boyfriend Addition - 11.29.17

ML: Chloe has a persistent suitor. Nathanael happens to be there to save her.

[angellekookie]

I have 1 Chlonath fic to finish that I have been working on for literal years. Between the absoulute horror of a mess that MLB has become and some terrible writer's block, I haven't had any enery to work on it till now. I'm gonna finish it and clear my concience so that I can work on other things <3

[keverbloom]

What If Friday the 13th

Alya: *trips on her way up the stairs*

Nathanael: *ink explodes all over his sketchbook*

Nino: *breaks glasses*

Chloe: *spills coffee down her blouse*

Madame Bustier: *shoe heel snaps as she walks into the classroom*

Marinette: *unaffected* What the heck is going on??

Adrien: *SWEATING AS BAD LUCK POURS OUT OF HIM*

[aarspi]

So this is kind of an early Christmas (late b-day for one) gift for @krzed and @vanilla107 cause you guys are amazing and put up with my inactivity in the Nathclo fandom---- Which speaking of which, I drew them! Finally! AND IM SUPER HAPPY WITH THIS. I discovered Ariana Grande’s Christmas album Christmas Kisses/Santa Tell Me.... so listen to that to get full Nathclo experience.

I guess this is a Chlonath Secret Santa AU, they get each other for Secret Santa, and Nath is worried Chloe won’t like her gift cause she’s a spoiled brat, and Chloe is worried Nath won’t like his gift cause it’s from... well... Chloe. Also, Older!Chlonath.

So yeah, let your imaginations run wild!

(Please don’t repost anywhere)

[anxresi]

So the long-awaited Gabriel Agreste episode. The first ep with the name of an actual character in it, and supposedly the harbinger of so many pivotal events to come. The question remains though: is it gonna be worth the long delay?

Judging by this synopsis, the short prediction is ‘no’.

1. There’s ALWAYS a plan to get Marinette and Adrien together from overzealous classmates. Change the record, already. At least it isn’t Alya and the Girl Squad this time around…

2. Adrien is ‘free of his father’s…’ what? Terrible parenting? Impossible expectation? Bad breath? Or maybe that ‘ is a typo, and Gabriel was in a sham marriage all this time. Now that would be a twist!

3. Chloe being a jerk yet again. I’d like to say I’m surprised, but tbh at this stage I’d be surprised if she wasn’t considering who’s in charge. Thomas gotta build up those Mary-Zoe brownie points!

4. Obviously with all the possible solutions to this ‘major’ problem, Marc and Nath decide to… dress in drag and crash the party. After all, the episode where Marinette did it was so loved(!) Maybe we’ll get some development of the boys’ intriguing relationship, but nah. That would distract from shenanigans. And Adrinette(!!)

5. The problem with the episodes being aired out of sequence is we already KNOW Adrien isn’t gonna be banned from returning to school, so where’s the suspense? (I wonder if the show would be better if viewed in order, actually. I have my doubts.)

6. Will Ladybug save the day, you ask? Will the show dangle a potentially interesting carrot in front of our greedy, beady eyes, only to snatch it away at the last second because ‘Status Quo Is God’? I think we both know the answer to that lil conundrum…

So there you have it. Another infinitely skippable episode, another mini-rant packed with all the time-wasting nit-picks you could possibly require.

Join me against next time as I continue to vent against character derailment, boring love squares and most of all, the complete waste of such a wonderful concept.

Don’t touch that dial! 👆😎