#chippy chip chipper chippzie!!

[kittykittyanon]

hiii kitty!!! <333

how are you?

C HIP P BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU /POS /AFF

HAAAIIIIII ヽ(>∀<☆)ノヽ(>∀<☆)ノヽ(>∀<☆)ノヽ(>∀<☆)ノ!!! i am doing absolutely SPECTACUBULOUS!!!!!!!!!!! i have maths homework due on sunday that i still haven't started;; but that's a problem for FUTURE kitty,, PRESENT kitty is too busy jamming to TUNES >:333 !!!!!!

how are YOU doing,, chipparie???? chip-cuterie board???? chip of chetheus???????? :DDDDDD

[kittykittyanon]

HI KITTY <333

HOW ARE YOU??? <333

I HOPE YOUR EXAMS ARE GOING WELL

NOW SLEEP 👹

CHIPPAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAIIII ヾ(≧▽≦*)oヾ(≧▽≦*)o

I AMMMMM.... not doing very good honestly 😭😭 i had very bad THUMBS DOWN thoughts the night before my chemistry exam today,, i did fine in the exam itself but the stress thinking about my parents' reactions if i don't get a total result of around 90 really got to me (；´д`)ゞ at the very least,, i'm glad tomorrow's gonna be my final exam and i'll get to chillax again!!! YIPPEE!!!!!

sleep? errrmmmm..... RUNS AWAY AT MACH SPEED— being serious though,, i'll try to sleep on time today but i'm not sure if i can promise that 'cause it's 10PM for me and i still haven't finished studying,, but THANK YOU FOR THE WELL WISHES!!!! RAHHHHHHHヽ(>∀<☆)ノヽ(>∀<☆)ノヽ(>∀<☆)ノ

how are YOU chippy,, how was your week??? you can talk about literally anything on your mind :DDD

[kittykittyanon]

meow meow meow~

?!?!?!?!?!??! ?!?!?,,,,,?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!? /POSPOSPOSPOS

PLYALIST???? FOR MEEEEE????? EXPLODES /POAPOS!!!!! ヽ(>∀<☆)ノヽ(>∀<☆)ノヽ(>∀<☆)ノヽ(>∀<☆)ノヽ(>∀<☆)ノヽ(>∀<☆)ノヽ(>∀<☆)ノヽ(>∀<☆)ノヽ(>∀<☆)ノ

i literally just got back from the hospital and from getting an iv drip,, this is just about the greatest an' the sweetest thing to get back to :ccc YOU MEAN SO MUCH TO ME I LOVE YOU SM I'M LITERALLY GOING TO EXPLODE ATAUAFAIAGEOEVOSVSKSVAKWV 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

LISTENING TO IT RN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[kittykittyanon]

MERRY CHRISLER!!!

MERRY CRIMER!!!!!! ヽ(>∀<☆)ノヽ(>∀<☆)ノ

[kittykittyanon]

gah!! migosh!!!!! i wasn't here to see the prologue then,, but i'll rave about it now!!!!!!! ⸜(*ˊᗜˋ*)⸝ ⸜(*ˊᗜˋ*)⸝

honestly my unathletic ass would be heaving before i even got to the climbing part LMFOAOFFDISOHG

[Looking closely, you could see a sprite of Donnie going in circles, like it was a loading screen.]

you spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record baby right round round round—

AND OMIGOSH WINGDINGS!!! POINTING POINTING POINTING WINGDINGS!!! WINGDINGS!!!!!!!!! UNDERTALE MENTIONED!!!!!!! UEUEUUEUEEE AWAWWWAWAAAA

LMFAOO OUR LAST WORDS WERE USED TO OUT LEO STOPPP 😭😭😭

this is very,, VERY yummy, chippy!! rubbing my hands evilly... now it's time for me to go see the first chapter mWEHEHEHEEE /pos!!

𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑.Video Game Lover𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑.

ੈ✩‧₊˚Donnie x Reader 💜

ੈ✩‧₊˚cuss warning!

ੈ✩‧₊˚Donnie loves to talk about his inventions! Everyone knows that. So when he gets near the reader, why does he get so quiet? Anyone sniffing out some 2018 glmm? Many adventures indeed, some easy while others aren't.This is the prologue btw.

(chapter 1)

Something had been off about Donnie. You weren't sure why, but everytime you walked in the room his face would turn slightly red, and he would start mumbling in the middle of his science rants. If you had made a move to stand 6 feet from him, he would either find somewhere else to sit, or he would leave the room. The weird part was, you and Donnie were besties. He would let you into his lab, you ask him about his day, and sometimes he would even let you help on the small parts of inventions! 

Nowadays he avoids you, every time you walk in his lab he stays quiet the whole time. One day even went as far as ignoring you the whole time at the lair. When you asked about it, his face got red, he looked to the side, and walked away slowly. At first you thought nothing of it, maybe you got a bit close to Donnie and he needed space, but this has been going on for almost half a year. The only words you guys occasionally share are "Hey", "greetings", and "see you later". And don't get me started on texting.

"Is he angry at me? If so, he needs to let me know…what's going on Dee?" I asked as I was laying down on my bed, the room decorated with bits and pieces of sewer decor from the turtles. Mikey and Leo would show up and give me small rocks, chunks of cool shaped metals, and vintage or rare items that were once lost. To put it simply, my whole room looked like a garage for a mini hoarder. 

My phone fell on my face for the umpteenth time, I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be bruised by now.

As soon as I sat up, I got a text from the team's group chat. I think I'm their getaway, and sometimes last resort to things because I don't join missions often. Which is fine with me, I have school and exams for the end of the year.

_____________________________

Cool Reptilians+2 hoomans ig

he does look like  

an old peanut…

3:43 pm

navysimp  

@ifeedustraws-

@ifeedustraws!!

dude [name]

hey you gotta come over!

ITS DONNIE

ifeedustraws

alr

I honestly hope he's breathing

I can never tell what u guys do

I'll be there in abt 10

ieathestraws

hurry!!

Dee is not okay 😥

As Mikey was the last to respond, I closed my phone and grabbed my shoes and hurried behind my apartment. I lift the cover and look away, needing a few moments before the stench went back into my nose. I jumped into the sewers, already regretting it as gunk splashed onto my legs. I gag aggressively, this shit is chunky and slimy as fuck. No matter how many times I jump in, I will still never get used to it. I get out of the weird stuff, and run on the side, rushing to the lair.

I'm so glad I memorized the way from the house to the lair, or I would've been lost by now. I see fairy lights as I approach the turtle's home, no one seems to be in the main atrium. Infact, the whole place seems to be empty, except for Donnie's lab. I huff heavily and groan at the thought of having to climb after running.

I climb up to the second floor and walk towards the purple doors. Me not running, and not doing the pacer test has put a strain on me. I stood up straight and fixed my hair, along with my clothes, and took a deep breath before knocking.

"Hey guys? You in there, you said that something's wrong with Donnie?" I called out, a few beats of silence before the door suddenly opened. I was instantly dragged into the room of tech, purple and blue lights tinting everything inside. Turns out, it was Mikey who grabbed me. He looked panicked as we went towards Donnie's computer.

"Leo said something about you taking too long? And then Raph went after him, April is busy right now, and you know Dad…" Mikey explained as he shoved me to the screen. Looking closely, you could see a sprite of Donnie going in circles, like it was a loading screen.

"Donnie making a game of himself is normal, what's wrong?" I was starting to get impatient, if this was a prank I'm beating that turtle's ass.

"That's the problem! That IS Donnie!! We went to Mystic City, and Donnie bought this sketchy game called- i-don't know! it's these weird symbols!" He showed the case of the game, me only noticing now that his hands were shaking. '⚐☠☜ 💧☟⚐❄' was plastered along the screen.

"One shit?" I said aloud, the language confusing me. My hands were on my hips now, deadpanning at Mikey. Now this is just getting annoying.

"Huh? you can read it?"

"Of course, as a former Undertale fan, that font is called wingdings. That's not the point though, where is Donnie so I can shove this shi up-"

"B-but [name]! Donnie is in the game. I'm serious! He went in after he pressed start! Or enter? I DON'T KNOW!! I just want my brother back." He started crying, grabbing my legs and sobbing into my knees.

"hush sweet child, I'll get him out" I say, nearing my hand to the keyboard, struggling to stand because of Mikey's grip.

"[name]? what are you-waitwaitwait-Dont- NOO!" It was too late, as I had already tripped over, pressing the button. My body started to pixelate and slowly fade. Is this Jumanji? IM GONNA FUCKIN DIE-

"MIKEY GO TO YOUR BROTHERS, HURRY DUDE!!"As if the game had heard me, my body started fading faster, making me panic. Mikey went to go to the door, only to be blasted back by Raph and Leo.

"[NAME]? ARE YOU- oh shit"

"MIKEY WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN THEM?"

"I DI-"

As a last attempt for survival, yelled, "LEO LIKES DIii-" Cutting me off as my mouth was the last to fade away.

"Leo likes WHAT?" A gruff and deep voice said, before my environment changed a lot.

This was the last thing I heard, before I myself going in a vertical circle. Weirdly, it didn't make me dizzy, in fact it calmed me down. I then saw all white, before flashes of color spread all around me,

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GAME LOADING...

...

...

to be continued...

[kittykittyanon]

ok i lied here's another one

SCREAMS

HE'S SO DORK. HE'S SO NERDCORE. /POS

[kittykittyanon]

what color r ur eyes ?

black, like my soul�� /j,, it's either black or a really dark brown that's super close to black :33 it's like my hair where it's black in regular light and brown in the sun i think ヽ(>∀<☆)ノヽ(>∀<☆)ノ!!!!

[kittykittyanon]

MEOWWWWWWW

AUGH💥💥💥💥💥 *gets exploded with the volume of your meow, all nearby glass fixtures shattering into a bajillion pieces and flying everywhere as the sound barrier is pierced,, making all nearby cats ascend into a higher dimension;; blessed by your meow /j*

[kittykittyanon]

putting this in my calendar with a reminder!!! ヽ(>∀<☆)ノヽ(>∀<☆)ノヽ(>∀<☆)ノ YAAAYYYYY

yooooooooo!!! YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IZZZ

summer time! SLEEPOVER AT MY HOUSE @yourfavkpopidol @dancedancerevobat

Jun 23! Starts at 12:00pm CST<333

(1:00pm EST, 10:00am MST)

Bring a snack! Or a goofy image, either shall suffice

[kittykittyanon]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD!❣️ Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people you adore! Absolutely no pressure but. It's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3

USIWHSISVOAVAIABAODVE CHIPPYYYY!!! HIIIII!!!! thank you!! i adore you too (*ﾉ▽ﾉ)(*ﾉ▽ﾉ)

[kittykittyanon]

MICHEAL-!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!! MICHEEEAALLLLL!!!! HELP MEE— *microwave whirring sounds and muffled screams of the damned*

@itsyagurlchip chippy chip dip,, microwaving kitty anons since 2024 /j /lh

[kittykittyanon]

im starting a series

JEHLP ME SAUUSUDHASUGFIUEAFIUHEFAHFIHOIEJOE FLMFAOOOOOOOOO /POS DSELALHSIHDSSHHSHSAIEEIOHFAOUHIOHAEIHFIOHFBUFGU3FHIOWHIOHFIHE83FHIDSUUSBVJSRBVCKVNKCN V

NAWWWWW MY BOW FELL OFF 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i love how the kitten image i added in my ask is overlayed over my face HSDJGHESKJA

[kittykittyanon]

ive been verbally meowing a lot and i think its ur fault/hj

Who? Me? My Fault? I Have No Idea What You're Talking About. 🧓🧓🧓/j

[kittykittyanon]

ohohoh dear kitty, you are in for a ride my dear

*proceeds to spout out au bs*

SHAKES YOU SHAKES YOU SHAKES YOU SHAKES YOU VIOLENTLY /POS

cheem cheem... chichi chip chip... chippatoonie......... i'm lurking, and i'm stalking. EXCITEDLY!!! MWEHEHEHEEEEE /lh /pos!!! i dunno if i'll be awake by the time you post the answer, but i WILL be reblogging it with approximately two paragraphs of unfiltered screaming. /pos!!

[kittykittyanon]

*waves this in ur face* >: 333

BARKING. BARKING LOUDLY. ITS 7AM I HAVE AWOKEN LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT—

[kittykittyanon]

kitttyyyy...

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